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[–]Bi11 709 points710 points ago

So the movies were right, they really do only attack one at a time.

[–]Incredible_Mandible 161 points162 points ago

Well, he is using solid multiple-opponent tactics. Moving constantly so that they keep getting in each others way and can only approach him one at a time.

[–]jash9 112 points113 points ago

this is exactly how a pro starcraft player engages 6 zerglings with 1 zealot

[–]Deracination 92 points93 points ago

It's also how a pro Starcraft player would not handle a fight.

[–]jash9 18 points19 points ago

I disagree. Here's a video of some pro starcraft players at the gym.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHaDsqKZ-gM#t=1m07s

[–]Squirrelson 6 points7 points ago

InControl you power-lifter you.

[–]adamsworstnightmare 2 points3 points ago

Did anyone else think to themselves when Geoff went "how in the hell is that little guy gonna help if Geoff can't get it up"

[–]Earthness2000 0 points1 point ago

If he's an experienced fluffer, you'd be surprised at the techniques they possess.

[–]Crimfresh 3 points4 points ago

I dunno, some of them use special tactics.

[–]Deracination 3 points4 points ago

"Looks like he's just standing around and teching up. I'll zerg rush him with my fists."

[–]MattyKG 371 points372 points ago

Double kill! Triple Kill! Killing Spree!

[–]DarkPhoenix714 195 points196 points ago

OVERKILL

[–]lancerevo98 134 points135 points ago

KILLTACULAR! KILLTROCITY!

[–]DrascaL 227 points228 points ago

KILLAMANJARO!

[–]MrBig0 61 points62 points ago

When we heard this for the first time, we laughed for so long. Ah, memories.

[–]panda_box 31 points32 points ago

I can't be the only one reading this in that voice

[–]DarkPhoenix714 20 points21 points ago

YOU AREN'T. NOW IM READING EVERYTHING IN THAT VOICE. I CANT STOP. HEEEEELLLLLLPPP. GAME.OVER.

[–]wooly_bully 16 points17 points ago

You mean Jeff Steitzer, the voice of the Halo Multiplayer announcer?

[–]brentd92 2 points3 points ago

that guy is my hero, CHENEYMANIA!

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    [–]wildcard1992 3 points4 points ago

    I remember playing split screen with my friends after school and hearing the announcer say un-freaking-believable. It was awesome.

    [–]IzziTheEpic 8 points9 points ago

    UNFREAKIN' BELIEVABLE! --50 killstreak

    [–]bewbspl0x 10 points11 points ago

    HOLYSHHHIITTTTTTTTTT

    [–]Abezilla116 1 point2 points ago

    My sister once got, and I qoute: "SKULLAMANJARO!"

    She was playing Oddball and the timer was down to 5 sec or so so she was heading to one of the goals just for fucks because she was expecting to lose anyways. This guy comes up and she kills him, reaches the goal with 25 skulls in hand and gets it. Last time I ever head that though...

    [–]RedDaggerx -1 points0 points ago

    Cool story bro.

    [–]Abezilla116 11 points12 points ago

    Thanks I'm glad you appreciate my tales.

    [–]SamMee514 0 points1 point ago

    UNTOUCHABLE!

    [–]redx1105 -3 points-2 points ago

    KILLTASTIC!

    oh wait...

    [–]iAurion 16 points17 points ago*

    KILLIONAIRE!

    [–]Aegean 1 point2 points ago

    KILLTROCITY

    This killed me.

    [–]lancerevo98 12 points13 points ago

    You and 5 other people within 4 seconds

    [–]ironGoliad 0 points1 point ago

    Killing Spree

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      [–]Kermit_Porkins 18 points19 points ago

      Mmmmmonster Kill

      [–]neuter 45 points46 points ago

      Monster KillKillKill

      [–]BrokenArts 15 points16 points ago

      No, thats more like. MmmmmmmmmONSTER KILL!

      [–]Labubs 2 points3 points ago

      No, that's more like.

      M-M-M-Monster Kiillll!

      HOLY SHHIIIT!

      [–]BigClown 9 points10 points ago

      Fuckin' Anti-mage.

      [–]LionCashDispenser 1 point2 points ago

      God damn Anti-mage, burnin' mah mana.

      [–]Dattish 6 points7 points ago

      RAMPAGE

      [–]jobrohoho 11 points12 points ago

      RAMPART

      [–]fran13r 12 points13 points ago

      Rampage! Unstoppable! Dominating! Godlike! Legendary!!!!

      [–]bigdubs 1 point2 points ago

      DOMINATING!

      [–]toejam119 4 points5 points ago

      ludicrous kill!

      [–]Tyranith 25 points26 points ago

      HOLY SHITSHITSHITSHIT

      [–]USMCsniper 2 points3 points ago

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xapRqH8c8FY

      [–]Tyranith 3 points4 points ago

      I used the sexy voice in UT2004, it was great hearing her shout "HOLY SHIT" like she was having a massive orgasm.

      [–]Circle_Jerk_Leaking 1 point2 points ago

      r/circlejerk

      [–]HardCorwen 0 points1 point ago

      ACED!

      [–][deleted] ago

      [deleted]

      [–]Shotzo -4 points-3 points ago

      Butcher!

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        [–]al_fayadh 44 points45 points ago

        If you have the experience of making them to do so. They teach that in a lot of schools of street fighting.

        [–]perfectmachine 34 points35 points ago*

        And in pretty much every school of martial arts period. The best strategy is to keep circling around so you put one opponent between you and his ally.

        EDIT: I wasn't trying to attack you, I was agreeing and elaborating on one specific strategy.

        [–]Athene_Wins 2 points3 points ago

        Pretty good strat in Diablo.

        [–]Gordon2108 2 points3 points ago

        This is basically how you win when facing multiple opponents in Mount and Blade as well.

        [–]slipperyfist 22 points23 points ago

        After they watched him lay out the first three guys, no one really wants to get in there. Also, it's pretty clear no one in that mob has been in a fight before, or if they have, it didn't go well for them.

        [–]SandRider 7 points8 points ago

        it's good they are keeping things consistent for themselves. perhaps they like laying on the ground?

        [–]Axolotile 7 points8 points ago

        Well, as you can see, he is constantly moving as to not be flanked by his opposition. It's very hard to attack one person with multiple people.

        That being said, he also has the bone structure of a kung fu genius.

        [–]nestea5 4 points5 points ago

        He has acquired double damage rune

        [–]electricmice 2 points3 points ago

        no it's cuz that guy was very experienced at brawling. look at his stance. he also kept leading them back into a line so he only had to fight one at a time. those guys were probably over confident cuz they had him out numbered and they were too angry or drunk to think about surrounding him.

        [–]Extraxi 2 points3 points ago

        Had witty post idea. Was 10 hours late. Hopes and dreams crushed.

        [–]2PumpChamp 161 points162 points ago

        I had to watch it twice because I thought wewere supposed to pay attention to the guy in white

        [–]McBurger 44 points45 points ago

        I thought he was the target, and somehow managed to get all his pursuers to turn against one another

        [–]cscott5288 17 points18 points ago

        another thing the movies have taught us.

        [–]irrelevantPseudonym 4 points5 points ago

        That the good guy/person to watch will always be easily distinguishable or that white guys are good?

        [–]L_x 5 points6 points ago

        WOLOLO

        [–]irrelevantPseudonym 3 points4 points ago

        My thought process exactly.

        [–]R3luctant 6 points7 points ago

        The guy in white got shut down several times.

        [–]stiltzkin_ 109 points110 points ago

        Does anyone have the backstory?

        [–]mertkcu 229 points230 points ago

        yeah it is about a road rage in turkey. the guy who beats them up got cut off by those 2 guys. The guy's name is Nuh ( Noah) and he is a security guard and an amateur boxer.

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCCBC7CQefA

        [–]ThomasFoolhardy 46 points47 points ago

        Finish him.

        [–]TheFelix91 25 points26 points ago

        Fatality!

        [–]feureau 10 points11 points ago

        4 one-hit fatality combo!

        [–]bgb111 11 points12 points ago

        FLAWLESS VICTORY.

        [–]baby_jamie 5 points6 points ago

        Babality.

        [–]MrInopportune 3 points4 points ago

        Hello, zombie apocalypse adviser extraordinaire

        [–]baby_jamie 0 points1 point ago

        So THAT's how tagging works.

        [–]daanavitch 32 points33 points ago

        Full video without the silly editing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iDlzL7zrNU

        [–]the_philter 34 points35 points ago

        Silly?! That editing was awesome.

        [–]ben_durr 5 points6 points ago

        Dude. SO AWESOME

        [–]the_unhelpfull_fatty 2 points3 points ago

        WHY DO ALL OF THE COMMENTS HAVE THOUSAND OF UPVOTES????

        [–]Coopinator 2 points3 points ago

        Nice try.

        [–]the_unhelpfull_fatty 0 points1 point ago

        let me try this again... WHY DO ALL OF THE COMMENTS ON THE VIDEOS HAVE THOUSANDS OF UPVOTES????

        [–]real_nice_guy 2 points3 points ago

        amateur?

        [–]Jaquestrap 13 points14 points ago

        Amateur doesn't mean inexperienced, it just means you practice the sport but not as a profession. His profession is as a night guard, so boxing is just something he does at an amateur level. That is not any indicator of how good he is at the sport however. The only way you wouldn't be an amateur would be if you practiced the sport as your main source of income and career.

        [–]Brettster 6 points7 points ago

        Video ruined by papyrus

        [–]Athene_Wins 0 points1 point ago

        Seems like a complete douche. I thought it was cool when I thought "maybe" he was getting mugged and beat those suckers.

        Pretty gross how a trained someone would beat up defenseless people because of some traffic shit.

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          [–]EIDerpo 15 points16 points ago

          Yeah a son and a dad from some village in turkey were driving then they hit that guys car from behind (ifyouknowwhatimean) and tells that guy they are gonna fk him up (or something like that) then the fight starts, they didnt know that, that guy is the local boxer... and then u can figure out what happens after that

          [–]incomplete_punchline 62 points63 points ago

          Shades of 'Oldboy'... minus the hammer.

          [–]Abezilla116 12 points13 points ago

          That was an amazing movie.

          [–]ChangeTheBuket 3 points4 points ago

          Amazing scene.

          [–]dirty_banana 3 points4 points ago

          minus sidescrolling calamity

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            [–]greatgerm 31 points32 points ago

            Didn't they learn anything from the movies? The hero should be the one in white!

            [–]MufasaSimba 19 points20 points ago

            Maybe 'white shirt guy' is the true hero with a tragic back-story in all of this.. this was his first fight (and humiliating loss) that puts him on a journey to reclaiming his glory.

            [–]fergetcom 9 points10 points ago

            Exactly. I don't know what these guys were thinking.

            [–]silver_medalist 1 point2 points ago

            http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ZJVQCDVGL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

            [–]khdutton 50 points51 points ago

            OOF!

            Shit! He decked me! Ohhh, he's not gonna get away with THAT...

            BAM!

            Fuck! He did it AGAIN! I'm gonna KILL that son of a...

            BOOM!

            [–]cvillano 20 points21 points ago

            Warmest Regards,

            White Shirt Guy

            [–]canyoushowmearound 6 points7 points ago

            That last hit, as whit shirt was going for what looked like a kick, that was fucking brutal (and slightly bad luck)

            [–]cvillano 4 points5 points ago

            Yeah, he stays down after that. Either on purpose or because he's out cold.

            [–]InactiveUser 5 points6 points ago

            Stars... I see them...

            [–]Captain_LargePoop 1 point2 points ago

            The key is to circle strafe

            [–]yubbzikins 4 points5 points ago

            I think you mean Cod mode enabled... You see how many times that white dude flopped over? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12....

            [–]NO_GOD_WHY 2 points3 points ago

            Hans Zimmer plays in the backround...

            [–]jimsaysdoitthisway 9 points10 points ago

            Oldboy IRL.

            [–]bambooshootz 0 points1 point ago

            yes

            [–]ferallife 0 points1 point ago

            Damn. Great fight scene...Looks so real

            [–]DatNord 7 points8 points ago

            More like Batman mode enabled.

            [–]ThisIsForYouSir 5 points6 points ago

            God mode? Flash would still kick his ass...

            [–]metalliska 6 points7 points ago

            Watch how he keeps moving, not allowing himself to be surrounded. Also, he keeps his guard nice and high throughout.

            [–]DrJeckylMrHyde 4 points5 points ago

            You need to be at r/martialarts. I don't pimp Reddit, but if you dig looking into this intelligently, phauna puts this sort of thing up regularly.

            And yes, the Turkish boxer vid shows precisely why, if you can get them to play your game and play it well, you can kick more ass than a mule driver.

            [–]Lanton 2 points3 points ago

            More like "Old Boy (but w/ just fists) mode".

            [–]schaft0620 2 points3 points ago

            Its the ending to Shenmue!

            [–]ImStuuuuuck 2 points3 points ago

            I'd love to see an AMA with the losers in this. or, at the very least, the stubborn dude in white that gets embarrassed in mid-flight!

            [–]StudleyMumfuzz 2 points3 points ago

            Why this gif doesn't show you is that another buddy of theres comes behind him and smashes a brick into the guy's head.

            [–]onemorepost 2 points3 points ago

            That's pretty much how everyone thinks they fight when they are drunk

            [–]jamesfordsawyer 2 points3 points ago

            Don't attack. I'm going to try something.

            [–]pesd 2 points3 points ago

            Krav Maga.

            [–]Juliolink 2 points3 points ago

            Anyone know the source of this with audio?

            [–]pesd 0 points1 point ago

            As you wish.

            [–]caughtinahustle 10 points11 points ago

            This reminds me of that old Mike Vallely clip. (Yeah, leave it to YouTubbers for the excellent title and spot on DMX score).

            [–]toejam119 28 points29 points ago

            Except it was Mike Vallely assaulting four kids. Notice him pushing and instigating the whole thing and then attacking them. Only then does one of them fight back.

            [–]BluntMastermind 9 points10 points ago

            Actually here is the entire video with commentary. I could only find it on ebaums which I am ashamed of. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/470954/

            [–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

            In that video he basically admits to starting the fight.

            [–]SoulGlowSpray 2 points3 points ago

            Hey knew the cheats 501-555-9228

            [–]Voxeril 1 point2 points ago

            Final Fight 4 Beta

            [–]Soyner 1 point2 points ago

            Bad day to wear white.

            [–]Dan_Man987 0 points1 point ago

            Oh God, watched this while a front page video was playing at this time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=7SlukDf4k8E#t=189s Best BGM ever.

            [–]Myattemptatlogic 1 point2 points ago

            34 hit combo...35...

            [–]SunnyKatt 1 point2 points ago

            r/justiceporn would like this.

            [–]DigitalisFX 1 point2 points ago

            reminds me of takamura from hajime no ippo

            [–]soccerdude211 1 point2 points ago

            I like when that dude tries to drop-kick him.

            [–]pippofin 1 point2 points ago

            were they filming a movie?

            [–]RatSalad311 1 point2 points ago

            I was listening to gratitude by the beastie boys when I saw this. It went together perfectly.

            [–]Dented 1 point2 points ago

            Watch the old guy in the suit, hilarious.

            [–]ICFakePPL 1 point2 points ago

            Teach me Yoda!

            [–]Jaquestrap 1 point2 points ago

            Very clear example of what happens when an inexperienced fighter (or fighters) goes up against someone with boxing experience.

            [–]Alpinestarhero 1 point2 points ago

            His level is

            Over 9000

            [–]DrWallaceBreen 1 point2 points ago

            I'm gonna leave this here.

            [–]chingyduster 1 point2 points ago

            He got a MOAB

            [–]NOTTedMosby 1 point2 points ago

            He doesn't really fight them off so much as they seem to fall down around him..

            [–]Remilla 1 point2 points ago

            It is called kiting.

            [–]brentd92 1 point2 points ago

            This is the most badass guy ever, hopefully he was actually justified for kicking their asses and not himself the douchebag, although even if he was, it was still awesome, lol

            [–]rogski 1 point2 points ago

            The guy in the white hoodie got fucking dropped

            [–]raymendx 1 point2 points ago

            IP Man's grandson?

            [–]bregory 1 point2 points ago

            kavga hatalı sollamadan

            [–]slipperyfist 8 points9 points ago*

            I love how one of the guys instincts is to throw some goofy jump kick at the guys thigh. I've done Taekwondo for 15 years and doing a jump kick would be one of the last things I would try in a street fight, it amuses me that some (hopefully untrained) guy thought it would go well.

            Edit: Just to clarify, why am I being downvoted? Is it because I've done tkd for 15 years? Because you think jumping and flailing your leg at someone is a valid technique in a fight?

            [–]Crunchcookie 10 points11 points ago

            Classic back-door brag.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2esfW4gBNao

            [–]slipperyfist 3 points4 points ago

            I didn't intend to brag. The reason I brought up doing tkd is because it's a martial art known for it's high jumping kicks, so it's directly relevant to my point.

            [–]Crunchcookie 4 points5 points ago

            Haha didn't mean any offense by it, I was just giddy because the 30 rock resemblance in your comment.

            [–]WRONGANSWERFUCKMUNCH -5 points-4 points ago

            .

            [–]imnickhello 2 points3 points ago

            The first time I was watching the guy in the white shirt....

            [–]m1lgram 1 point2 points ago

            Dude didn't even need a hammer.

            [–]Chris_c987 1 point2 points ago

            One thing is missing...HATS!

            [–]hakonatli 2 points3 points ago

            Wow, there are still people that haven't seen this clip? It's so... old!

            [–]TheModernEgg 4 points5 points ago

            SO OLD. I saw this when I was in like 6th grade on ebaumsworld. EBAUMSWORLD!

            [–]Philoninternet 3 points4 points ago

            This is why you don't try to scrap with people who actually know how to fight. There is a world of difference between even a journeyman or hobby boxer and your average street tough.

            [–]IHateHumans 7 points8 points ago

            Insert shitty Chuck Norris joke here

            [–]cynicroute 50 points51 points ago

            There it is.

            [–]Chrisos 15 points16 points ago

            Chuck Norris walks into a bar.

            Ouch, I bet that hurt... the bar.

            Shitty enough?

            [–]DirtyHairy1 3 points4 points ago

            Assassin's Creed: Modern Day Russia

            [–]Ottershaw 2 points3 points ago

            PCP is a hell of a drug.

            [–]ajaxanon 1 point2 points ago

            'dncornholio'

            [–]kmccoy831 1 point2 points ago

            Goddamnit! I need that meme where you post something, and then someone else post's it and it gets to the front page!

            [–]mrpopenfresh 1 point2 points ago

            Apparently the guy is a politician and an ex pro or high ranked amateur boxer.

            [–]HutchOne23 1 point2 points ago

            This reminds me of GTA IV, when you get a bunch of cab drivers chasing you around an intersection and eventually they just start hitting each other.

            [–]djfutile 1 point2 points ago*

            IDKFA

            EDIT: IDBEHOLDV

            [–]lazermike 3 points4 points ago

            IDDQD bro

            [–]djfutile 1 point2 points ago

            It's been too long!

            [–]lazermike 0 points1 point ago

            I had an unhealthy obsession with Doom when I was a kid, all the cheats are permanently in my head haha

            [–]andersonb47 1 point2 points ago

            I posted this video a few months ago and got negative karma :'(

            I'll just be going now...

            [–]LukaCola 2 points3 points ago

            I always wondered how the ancient Romans could watch people get slaughtered for entertainment. But considering how these guys just sit around and watch casually, it's a lot more believable.

            Also, that dude's a fucking boss. A worthy champion.

            [–]simonheros 0 points1 point ago

            Hacks Enabled:✓

            God Mode:✓

            Speed Hack:✓

            Auto Aim:✓

            ∞ Health:✓

            Stability:✓

            Perfect Stats:✓

            Strength Increase:✓

            [–]cindreiaishere 0 points1 point ago

            So, nobody freak out or anything. But I totally wanna fuck that guy.

            [–]Level_75_Zapdos 0 points1 point ago

            Like a Zealot fighting Zerglings...

            [–]GiMMeYoCooKieS 0 points1 point ago

            FLAWLESS VICTORY!

            [–]dawgrocks2 0 points1 point ago

            This was by an trafic acident someone went right when he had to go left, he is fighting his father and brother and the guys who were riding after him, his dad and bro atked him too bcuz they couldnt stopnhim( the fighter is a bank security man in middle turkey) @truestory

            [–]mirv321 -1 points0 points ago

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufss5ot_vGE

            Pretty good also.... yes I know it's a film.

            [–]RxEnergy 0 points1 point ago

            If he has god mode on than that's hardly impressive. You should see how fast i can rip through Doom with god mode on.

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

            This. Is. Amazing.

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

            It`s Zorro in disguise

            [–]The_Formatter 0 points1 point ago

            EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP COMPARING THIS GUY WITH GOD ...I MEAN HE'S GOOD ...BUT HE'S NOT THIS GUY

            [–]CanadianCaveman -1 points0 points ago

            Hes a world class boxer, not the guy to piss off eh lol

            [–]Deagleface12 -2 points-1 points ago

            halo/ut3 puns enabled

            [–]1kan -1 points0 points ago

            some background information about it: The fight happened in turkey. The only reason is because of Overhauling! I saw the full video in the (tv) news! The one guy who was punched hardly told it :-) The puncher guy works in a bank as a security.

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            [–]5741354110059687423 0 points1 point ago

            hes useless unless he comes with a can opener

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