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[–]SonicSlice 67 points68 points ago

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Huh, and Karma is written on the wall.

KARRRMAHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[–]SoHurDurLulz 15 points16 points ago

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Karma-whore-ma-ha?

[–]InfamousAnarchist 16 points17 points ago

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[–]dfn85 2 points3 points ago

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Oh thank you. I needed that laugh.

[–]MasonNowa 0 points1 point ago

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It's subliminal messaging.

[–]Skynoer 15 points16 points ago

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I think that's a lady. If not, that guy has really big man-boobs.

[–]efrance1 1 point2 points ago

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Or, you know, a wrinkled shirt... ಠ_ಠ

[–]Skynoer 1 point2 points ago

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I think it's man-boobs, you think it's a wrinkle, and I'm okay with that. You don't have to get your panties in a twist. •gosh

[–]Blahrgy 13 points14 points ago

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Subliminal Karma.

[–]nowtayneicangetinto 0 points1 point ago

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Happy cake day bra!

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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But those cops power levels are all over 9000!!!!!!

[–]shadoxx 2 points3 points ago

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Some would even say it was a...puts on glasses...Karma Bomb.

[–]RutaNorte 2 points3 points ago

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Chile, where fucking with the police is an artform.

[–]Carpadarp 6 points7 points ago

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This guy has karma, just saiyen

[–]betorcido 1 point2 points ago

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We must Frieza his attempts to karma whore

[–]oldschooljesus -1 points0 points ago

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But this post goku get some karma

[–]flagpole 2 points3 points ago

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You guys are Krillin me

[–]CyborgMagm4r 0 points1 point ago

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What a Cell-fish karma-whoring post.

[–]Dontwantyourlemons -1 points0 points ago

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I enjoy you.

[–]batmanmilktruck 1 point2 points ago

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i wonder what country this is in

[–]gabora 1 point2 points ago

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You know, that might be Yamcha vs the saibamen. You know, the little green dudes who killed him :P

[–]Juceomgomg 3 points4 points ago

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i see boobs

[–]genericwit 0 points1 point ago

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Me too! Cross gender casting.

[–]oldschooljesus 0 points1 point ago

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This changes everything

[–]idari 3 points4 points ago

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im proud to be chilean because of this guy

[–]BaconTerminator 1 point2 points ago

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Me too! Viva chile mierda

[–]Ragnalypse -4 points-3 points ago

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Same! I'm proud to be Spanish, because we basically made all you latino countries (minus Brazil).

Lol.

[–]BrainFever 0 points1 point ago

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Ignoring everything else wrong with this statement, you're american.

[–]Ragnalypse -4 points-3 points ago

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It's all true. Had we not conquered those lands, they would be stuck in the bronze age. Maybe not as impressive as the Brittish Empire, but coming in second is okay.

[–]BrainFever 0 points1 point ago

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Second to the British empire? Are you talking in terms of expansion or what? Honestly, even bigots need to get their facts right.

[–]Ragnalypse -2 points-1 points ago

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In terms of sheer cultural diffusion. Granted, it would be nice if we Spaniards helped them become more economically independent. As it stands, only a handful of latino nations are worth the land they're built on.

Or are you going to pretend that their squalor is a virtue? The true bigotry is assuming they're "good" because they're different... many nations are pathetic.

[–]BrainFever 0 points1 point ago

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Again, you're american. And what does "cultural diffusion" mean? How are you measuring economic independence? Seems like you're just talking out of your arse, since you're making no sense.

[–]Ragnalypse -1 points0 points ago

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I should have known such concepts would be beyond you. Oh well, at least in your own little mind you can think you're correct, while hundreds of millions of Latinos languish in poverty.

I guess your poor mastery of English should have tipped me off... those who can't comprehend something so simple could not possibly grasp something as complex as the state of the world's people.

[–]BrainFever -1 points0 points ago

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So, your argument is that because Americans (your "we") conquered South America (excluding Brasil) those countries were "made". But, following your 'argument', those countries are filled with "hundreds of millions of Latinos [languishing] in poverty"? Right.

It isn't that "cultural diffusion" is beyond anyone's intellectual grasp. It's more that it sounds like something you made up. And "poor mastery of English"? "something as complex as the state of the world's people"? Were you going for irony in both of these?

[–]Ragnalypse -1 points0 points ago

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Funny, you're literally making up my argument by insisting I'm not a Spaniard.

All I've read from you is "LALALALALA NOT LISTENING LALALALALA." As per your misuse of English, I can point to your misuse of single quotation marks for 'argument' and how you started a sentence with the word "And."

[–]BaconTerminator 0 points1 point ago

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Hey that's in chile!!!!

[–]RhiannonRae 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else notice the Karma under his arms?

[–]waffler13 0 points1 point ago

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You could say, it has karma written all over it....

[–]EpicXenos 0 points1 point ago

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That "guy" has boobs. Stupid

[–]crazyspacechick 0 points1 point ago

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I you trying to subliminally message us into upvoting this??

[–]Chamaolie 0 points1 point ago

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That guy has big tits.

[–]ZosoGirl 0 points1 point ago

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upvoted for the karma on the wall

[–]TROLLLLLLLL 0 points1 point ago

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THE KARMA IS OVER 9000!!!!!!!

[–]zulway 0 points1 point ago

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What 9000? There's no way that can be right! But no really, the karma on this post is only 274.

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[–]Van_Wilderr -1 points0 points ago

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FINISH THEM!

Karmailty

[–]JESUS_X_MOSES -1 points0 points ago

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Doing this in real life would be an hero.

[–]PENDRAGON23 -1 points0 points ago

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This Guy Was My Hero.

FTFY

[–]ItsPrisonTime 1 point2 points ago

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Kame... hame.... ahhhhhhhhhhh not the face, not the face... Pleaseeeee not the pepper spray, for the love of god. noooooooo my eyeeees...

[–]diggitydan -1 points0 points ago

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if that guy is your hero, you are a sad, pathetic little person.

[–]SilverScythe3 -1 points0 points ago

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We need to all raise our arms above our heads and send him a portion of our energy for his inevitable spirit bomb!