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[–]legaldrugdealer7 3 points4 points ago

When you compare yourself to Spongebob, one can assume you're not the best at sports

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 2 points3 points ago

No, this is PATRICK!

[–]seeashbashrun 12 points13 points ago

....I am one of those odd people who is incredibly clumsy like that in real life, but stick me on a board, ice skates, bike--this girl's got skills! And then I step off onto my feet and trip into a bench.

[–]Doomshock 0 points1 point ago

Then go around everywhere with roller blades on!

[–]seeashbashrun 0 points1 point ago

...when I have a moment, I am going to draw a picture of this. I'm trying to study for a psychometrics exam, but reddit is distracting. If I go hook up my tablet, I will be totally hopeless and fail my exam ha ha.

[–]admckay 4 points5 points ago

Why is there a well at the bottom of the ocean?

[–]bgb111 6 points7 points ago

Because FUCK YOU that's why.

[–]Raticide 5 points6 points ago

It's full of air.

[–]Olukon 1 point2 points ago

What episode is that from?

[–]victordavion 0 points1 point ago

I'm so behind on spongebob episodes. I don't even know where I can go to watch them.

[–]Night_Hawk3201 0 points1 point ago

Season 4 "Wishing You Well"

I know way to much about Spongebob...

[–]vsal 2 points3 points ago

  1. Rocko's Modern Life
  2. Spongebob Squarepants
  3. Angry Beavers

[–]zidanetribal -4 points-3 points ago

If you're ranking them then Angry Beavers should rank higher than Sponge Bob.

[–]RaVNzCRoFT 4 points5 points ago

You poor, misguided soul.

[–]Deracination 0 points1 point ago

They're differently hilarious.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

All the rage, can't contain.

[–]otis2552 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of my ex boyfriend, or at least of how he would see himself.

[–]kidred2001 0 points1 point ago

Why is there a well in the ocean?

[–]Codebender 0 points1 point ago

You can do a standing front-flip with no training? Impressive.

[–]jrjay20 0 points1 point ago

March is the worst month for me because everyone's all, "March Madness this, March Madness that." And I really couldn't care less about college basketball. Don't get me wrong, I like a good game, but really I don't see what the big deal is.

[–]loonylucy363 0 points1 point ago

I feel your pain. Sports and I are like oil and water.

[–]shazang 3 points4 points ago

And the oil is on fire.

And the fire burns up all the oxygen in the water and then you die from inhaling liquid hydrogen and being burned to death.

[–]Deracination 2 points3 points ago

Actually, fire will combine hydrogen and oxygen to make water. You can fill a balloon with both and then, by popping it with a lighter, make water.

[–]Deracination 0 points1 point ago

Lower concentrations, perhaps.

[–]slayer8a 0 points1 point ago

Hence, I never play sports around wells.

[–]RetardedNarwhal -2 points-1 points ago

DAFUQ?! A WELL? UNDER THE OCCEAN?! WTF?!?!?!?! Just kidding, spongebob is fucking logicless

[–]kikenazz -1 points0 points ago

Should have titled it.. what happens when I try Reddit

[–]DrascaL -2 points-1 points ago

Sucks for you. You're missing out.