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when your friends are dicks (i.imgur.com)

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[–]intertron 24 points25 points ago*

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Jesus, I would kick some real ass for that. That's how you know you don't have friends, you just have a bunch of fucking idiots that you hang around.

How the fuck could any male think that was acceptable? "Oh bro, sorry about the ball you lost. That suuuuuucks."

[–]Patecatl 14 points15 points ago

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You're forgetting the Patecatl's Law of Friendship:

If a human male has complete assholes as friends, in all probability, that male is a complete asshole too.

Yes, I made that up.

[–]intertron 0 points1 point ago

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That's pretty good. That may be a physical law of the universe.

[–]OxfordComma1019 0 points1 point ago

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That's...yeah, that sounds about right.

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points ago

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HAHA, NOTHING LIKE A GOOD BIT OF NON-SEXUAL HORSEPLAY BETWEEN BROS!

[–]man_gomer_lot 35 points36 points ago

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What? You've never played a game of 'cork taint'?

[–]RaijinKit 6 points7 points ago

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You've never played a game of 'cork taint'?

Who keeps score? ಠ_ಠ

[–]man_gomer_lot 7 points8 points ago

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Everybody loses. reference.

[–]obyeo[S] 2 points3 points ago

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hahahaha

[–]funkyzulu -2 points-1 points ago

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cock taint

[–]username_deleted 3 points4 points ago

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Gotta say, between your comment and the 'all caps', I was fairly sure that you were a bleed through from r/spacedicks

[–]wshs 4 points5 points ago

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We do not speak of that place

[–]username_deleted 3 points4 points ago

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agreed. it is r/wtf's psychotic brother that it's parents lock in the basement.

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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:/

[–]DrHellstrom 10 points11 points ago

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This kills the testicle.

[–]street_fighting_man 16 points17 points ago

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Now that is a great way to burst a testicle!

[–]funkyzulu 2 points3 points ago

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wait.. that can happen?

[–]robo23 7 points8 points ago

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you can burst just about any organ in your body.

[–]Verbicide 8 points9 points ago

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Google "Lance Armstrong". They're trying to cut the wind resistance to turn him into a world class cyclist.

[–]tarcM 2 points3 points ago

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Wait, people have to Google Lance Armstrong to know who he is now? Who the hell doesn't know of this guy?

[–]otaking 6 points7 points ago

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He was the first man to cycle on the moon. He is a hero.

[–]nova-hands 5 points6 points ago

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Why the fuck do guys have to constantly be hitting each other in the balls? It's actually becoming a fucking medical issue.

[–]milleribsen 2 points3 points ago

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It's a straight Dude thing. Gays just fondle each other. It's much more enjoyable for both parties.

[–]keith_weaver 0 points1 point ago

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Im glad im too old to have 'friends' like this. How could this possibly. E seen as funny?

[–]saikyan 0 points1 point ago

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I think its a fucked up dominance thing. Not unlike male dogs humping each other.

[–]General-Butt-Naked 4 points5 points ago

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Thats not even funny.... Thats like hitting someone in the nut with a hammer and going "Herp Derp!!! I Pranked You!!!!"

[–]noel_105 4 points5 points ago

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Damn, I can feel my own balls hurting...

[–]maninthehighcastle 3 points4 points ago

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When your friends commit felonious assault

[–]tacojohn48 8 points9 points ago

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I don't think that word means what you think it means. (friend)

[–]Caitosaurus 5 points6 points ago

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My metaphorical penis and balls just ached.

[–]SupaFly-TNT 1 point2 points ago

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All i could say in my head was "Damn...not cool bro". Thats a pretty terrible prank.

[–]brontosaurus_beth 1 point2 points ago

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When your friends attack your dick.

[–]semioriginality 1 point2 points ago

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That laptop closes like a pro

[–]seanstecker 1 point2 points ago

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Good eye man. Good eye.

Let me cork it? ಠ_ಠ

[–]mortarpestle 1 point2 points ago

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that is unbelievably fucked up

[–]ispq 1 point2 points ago

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This is what causes homicide.

[–]reddiculon 1 point2 points ago

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One step closer to "Ow my balls"...

[–]MegaMoule 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one who noticed how lucky he was to not knock his notebook off the bed?

[–]The_Funnybear -1 points0 points ago

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It's nasty of them, but I do have to say, not exactly WTF. Good, but not WTF.

[–]seanstecker 2 points3 points ago

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Are you serious? It's not like they shot a cotton ball at his gooch/asshole/testicles. It was basically a fucking bullet. I actually exclaimed, "WHAT THE FUCK!?"

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