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[–]the_Bombadil 8 points9 points ago

DARRRRRKNESSSS

[–]gumbysgotdabends 4 points5 points ago

Fuck cats. Downvote me, bitches.

[–]shakil314 0 points1 point ago

[–]Tickle-Monster -1 points0 points ago

seriously, fuck cats. There was a cat on my roof today making a huge racket, so I stood on a chair and started petting it but after a minute or so it just fucking swiped my hand. So I just told it "fine, rot up there you stupid stuck-up bitch." True story.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 1 point2 points ago

that dog don't take no shit.

[–]FTLRalph 1 point2 points ago

Text was a failed attempt at needlessly adding humor.

[–]sgtlobster06 2 points3 points ago

somebody clearly doesnt watch Chappelles Show

[–]Blockbonce 0 points1 point ago

Repost but I love this gif. Upvote.

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[–]scramblesnbits 4 points5 points ago

Speaking as someone who egregiously reposted less than two weeks ago, karmadecay.com is a place where you can check to see if something has been posted before.

[–]FindsTheBrightSide 0 points1 point ago

Karmadecay is a good indicator, but it's not perfect. I've seen posts sneak through before, and not all of reddit knows about it.

[–]FindsTheBrightSide 1 point2 points ago

I don't care about the repost nature of this gif. It was new for me. Thanks, OP!

[–]Fairhur -1 points0 points ago

Am I the only one who thinks the "x is a hell of a drug" is finally approaching the point where it's been dead for a long time?

[–]reeru 2 points3 points ago

reddit is a hell of a drug

[–]floofywhoodiddly 1 point2 points ago

reeru is a hell of a drug

[–]reeru 0 points1 point ago

awww...

and I might be.... I'm ten shades of fun/crazy!

[–]stferago 0 points1 point ago

The last line was dumb. Otherwise funny.

[–]ASlutPuppy 0 points1 point ago

i shouldn't have laughed as much as i did

[–]qqg3 0 points1 point ago

Dog is all like, "Oh you gon get it now biatch" after that hook!

[–]slobiwan -1 points0 points ago

This. is. adorable. Have an upvote.

[–]stagecraftninja -4 points-3 points ago

Not only is it a cat post it's a repost of a cat post I can't down vote this hard enough.

[–]paranoidbeemer 2 points3 points ago

Are you pregnant? I ask because you're missing a couple periods!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[–]davidthefrotz -1 points0 points ago

Catnip. Not even once.

[–]Pyromaniack -1 points0 points ago

heh heh... catnip

[–]xSleyah -1 points0 points ago

Personally I prefer the female dog slap, but this is pretty good too.

[–]irishpride1430 -1 points0 points ago

For some reason, I could not stop watching this...

[–]TheFavorite -1 points0 points ago

Is catnip another name for an already existing (people) drug, yet?

[–]comment4history -2 points-1 points ago

c4h

[–]redditandweepit -3 points-2 points ago

this is the land of cats, do not bring your silly dogs here get off the internets