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[–]Hippocampus 469 points470 points ago

That was the fastest loading gif ever.

[–]kruunch 89 points90 points ago

All it needs now is sound

[–]InvaderPhantom 116 points117 points ago

And we shall call it... soundifs!

[–]Upvote_AllTheShit 193 points194 points ago

I have a better idea: let's call them "vide-o's"

[–]psycam 121 points122 points ago

Mm no that would never catch.

[–]Pravusmentis 19 points20 points ago

How about we put them on cartreges and call them 'BetaMax' cause it's the most max awesome thing in beta stage right now.
I think everyone will really like something called betamax

[–]OccamsCat 7 points8 points ago

How about we call it the Timmy!

[–]thistang 2 points3 points ago

Cosmo! What are you doing here? I've been looking all over fairyland. It's our Styrofoam aniversary today!

[–]coolatatdhet 1 point2 points ago

Audiovideodisco.

[–]slujj-vohaul 14 points15 points ago

pretty sure those are called ytmnd's.

[–]Azumango 13 points14 points ago

Open THIS and keep it in a background tab. It syncs beautifully without fail.

[–]agile52 4 points5 points ago

wow, this is an impressive find

[–]jarshwah 1 point2 points ago

It truly does. Though I think that's from watching tons of music videos that in no way relate to the music at all.

[–]Xaiu 1 point2 points ago

the biggest most boss mashup EVER. i love it.

[–]rabidllama 1 point2 points ago

Much more fun to make the sound effects with your mouth.

"KPRWWWWWWWRHSHHHHH"

[–]Miltage 7 points8 points ago

Probably because of the minimal use of colour.

[–]oakgrove 309 points310 points ago

[–]GaiusAugustusCaesar 169 points170 points ago

I love how the intensity of the downvote is 10x bigger than that of the upvote.

Curiously and appropriately reflects the state of reddit.

[–]thatguy1056 4 points5 points ago

Well there's really nothing above the mountain for it to hit.

[–]MintyBalls 4 points5 points ago

The downvotes are pretty devastating, but there's something much worse. That is losing karma for no reason. It happened to me, and now I cannot submit anything. Here's a link to mentions of lost karma http://www.reddit.com/r/help/comments/rgthh/comment_karma_went_down/

[–]wesman212 1 point2 points ago

A downvote hurts 10x as much as an upvote pleasures.

It's like having your balls cut off vs. ejaculation.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

Damn, he really stepped up his game for the downvote.

[–]Hollowzangetsu 17 points18 points ago

Downvote: Destroy skyscraper. Upvote: Shirtless bodybuilder wields ironic staff of Ra

Seems about right

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

Upvoted for linking to the original author/thread!

[–]jets28 59 points60 points ago

It's actually the same author

[–]Se7en_Sinner 12 points13 points ago

It's good to see they're finally getting the recognition they deserve.

[–]i_practice_santeria 15 points16 points ago

Both threads/gifs were created by the same guy.

[–]Lvl_6_Squirtle 1 point2 points ago

What happens when the two collide?

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 832 points833 points ago

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[–]marikol 88 points89 points ago*

It's the principle of the matter that's important. You may not put the fire out, but at least you can say you fought it.

-Edited to remove school headmasters, thanks IllBeBack

[–]Thomas_Pained 482 points483 points ago

[–]nauree 101 points102 points ago

I have THA POWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]Translator_Bot 177 points178 points ago

I have a temporary housing POWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Your comment was translated from English to Chinese to Estonian and then back to English. You're welcome.

[–]DiscountTranslator 110 points111 points ago

Step off my territory motherfucker

[–]Translator_Bot 76 points77 points ago

Step off my land fool mother

Your comment was translated from English to Swahili to Japanese and then back to English. You're welcome.

[–]KnightHawk3 14 points15 points ago

Can you get stuck in a loop of translating yourself? or another bot?

[–]Translator_Bot 29 points30 points ago

Find yourself stuck in a loop can be translated? Or any other boat?

Your comment was translated from English to Hindi to Azerbaijani and then back to English. You're welcome.

[–]KnightHawk3 1 point2 points ago

Find yourself stuck in a loop can be translated? Or any other boat?

Your comment was translated from English to Hindi to Azerbaijani and then back to English. You're welcome.

I have a feeling it wont tell me...

[–]Translator_Bot 4 points5 points ago

Find yourself stuck in a loop can be translated? Boat or any other? Your comment has been translated into Hindi from English to Azerbaijan, and then in English. Thank you. I can not say I have a feeling ...

Your comment was translated from English to Belarusian to Basque and then back to English. You're welcome.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 13 points14 points ago

Great, now you reminded me of this.

[–]emelecfan2048 64 points65 points ago

Fuck you for putting the Seymour gif..... :(

[–]Dyamalos 1 point2 points ago

Watch Bender's Big Score, he has a happy ending.

[–]bradsmr 35 points36 points ago

That last one made me sad :(

[–]RobotFolkSinger 35 points36 points ago

Dude you can't just spring that shit on me.

[–]B_S_O_D 8 points9 points ago

[–]Runemaker 1 point2 points ago

Why would you do that!?

[–]minesofmourya 20 points21 points ago

50000 karma in 6 days...my god

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points ago

Yeah, this is what happens when you stay in "new" and post the most obvious/cliche/predictable comment.

[–]Thick-McRunFast 28 points29 points ago

And have a life that doesn't involve leaving the house.

[–]ChaApex 21 points22 points ago

Or you use your other 50k accounts to up vote you. As far as I'm concerned reddit is composed of 2 people.

[–]random_potatoes 14 points15 points ago

It's actually just you, me, and Karmanaut.

[–]DistinguishedTrout 21 points22 points ago

Just kidding, he's Karmanaut too.

[–]random_potatoes 1 point2 points ago

Personal pronouns start to get confusing when there are only two of us.

[–]FredCompany 3 points4 points ago

They don't think that they do

[–]TehNumbaT 2 points3 points ago

WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO YOURSELF!

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

down-voting a misleading and sensationalist headline on /r/politics

[–]fafafohi 32 points33 points ago

50k karma in 6 days? teach me

[–]Oxxide 60 points61 points ago

COMMENT ON EVERYTHING. BE WITTY. DON'T BE NOT WITTY.

[–]dr_wang 9 points10 points ago

genius! now whats the colonels secret recipe?

[–]Oxxide 24 points25 points ago

10 HERBS AND 1 SPICE FOR A TOTAL OF 11 HERBS AND SPICES.

[–]beamoflaser 21 points22 points ago

I think the OP deserves more karma than that guy

I mean look at this stuff

He's a karma goldmine, but gets buried in the comments

[–]CALL_ME_A_LIAR 9 points10 points ago

IT'S A SECRET.

[–]Zrob[!] 12 points13 points ago

liar

[–]HeyFlo 7 points8 points ago

We are doing something wrong fafaohi. Maybe having the word "hi" or "hey" in our usernames is to blame? I think that is what it is!

[–]facemelt 1 point2 points ago

mother of god...

[–]MrAndroidFilms 12 points13 points ago

soon we'll all be watching the film adaption of this...

[–]hooligan26 106 points107 points ago

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

I'm always blown away by people who are observant enough to notice shit like this. I would never pick up on this.

[–]InvaderPhantom 40 points41 points ago

But that was probably the most memorable scene of the movie, next to Will Smith punching that alien. I'm pretty sure 60% of the people who watched that movie in theaters did it because of this awesome scene from the trailer.

The way the streets filled with explosion (if that makes any sense) after it striked the building was amazing back in the 90s.

[–]drummererb 6 points7 points ago

Welcome to Urf!

[–]InvaderPhantom 5 points6 points ago

Why does everyone quote it like that? It sounds like earth to me.

[–]Daolpu 14 points15 points ago

Really? I recognized the scene as soon as I saw the building. Maybe I've seen that movie a few too many times.

[–]jimmysilverrims 5 points6 points ago

I saw it once and recognized it because it's an oft-parodied scene. I just presumed that it was part of the joke that everybody got. I guess I was wrong.

[–]Zakrixx 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for username.

[–]AHCretin 1 point2 points ago

Thanks, I knew that looked familiar. Epic theft... still epic.

[–]Lovvi 40 points41 points ago

Is that a penis sticking out of his pants?

[–]epsilonius 69 points70 points ago

no

[–]mortymight 19 points20 points ago

Somebody's gotta explain this further to me.

[–]alexthelateowl 38 points39 points ago

Says the one who watches midget pornography.

[–]lonedog 9 points10 points ago

says the person who knows he watches midget porn

[–]hoodatninja 3 points4 points ago

Strangely enough, I have this guy tagged on RES for the same thing haha

[–]Fellows23 5 points6 points ago

Ditto. Couldn't tell you what the original context is, though.

[–]TheoQ99 1 point2 points ago

The context is that he is the Sylvester Stallone of midget porn. No further context needed.

[–]cypher543 1 point2 points ago

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

They are playing "man games". He's proving how manly he is by detonating a land mine with his cock out.

[–]lains-experiment 8 points9 points ago

Blowing your dick off seems like the fastest way to become un-manned.

[–]AustinHiggs 14 points15 points ago

What if a woman blows it off? ifyouknowwhatimean

[–]phelpsr 2 points3 points ago

She's not a killer, but she'll fuckin' blow your head off.

[–]2badYourAssGotSacked 6 points7 points ago

Upvotes are powerful things!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

Haha anyone know the story behind this?

[–]scrubnpuff 32 points33 points ago

I know what it's like - getting my personal skyscraper blown up. But I move on.

[–]DaddyDanceParty 8 points9 points ago

Now imagine that happening thousands of times. Death by destroyed ego-cities.

[–]2716057 62 points63 points ago

[–]The-Mathematician 85 points86 points ago

What's with the horse in the bottom left?

[–]munchybot 43 points44 points ago

...Horse?

[–]The-Mathematician 75 points76 points ago

Oh sorry, my producer, Terra Kates, tells me this isn't a horse, it's a butterfly. Actually, it may infact be a moth...

[–]ItsReallyJustAHorse 57 points58 points ago

No, Its really just a horse.

[–]Cooey 6 points7 points ago

This was the moment you have been waiting for. I was your only upvote. Very depressing.

[–]FruggingAndSugging 1 point2 points ago

This was so confusing before watching that video. Then it was hilarious.

[–]chezygo 1 point2 points ago

That's Sex and the City.

[–]First_thing 20 points21 points ago

Is there someone tickling a giant moth in one of the pictures?

[–]ACiDGRiM 27 points28 points ago

I thought that was a vagina.

[–]online222222 17 points18 points ago

its the video "look at that horse"

[–]131am 1 point2 points ago

Nope, just a tiny dude and a normal moth.

[–]hipstersarepeopletoo 18 points19 points ago

I thought that was a bean being flicked on the bottom left. Still not quite sure what's going on there.

[–]BatteriesInc 14 points15 points ago

Mothra.

[–]DeadFreshman 6 points7 points ago

it's a horse

[–]FartingBob 17 points18 points ago

You should probably go see a doctor if your vagina looks like that.

[–]mastermike14 9 points10 points ago

ha spongebob ftw

[–]steveyoorock 1 point2 points ago

This is a big horse.

[–]CannedBeef 114 points115 points ago

[–]OrangePrototype 52 points53 points ago

Push the button and you get a million karma, but some random user will be down voted into oblivion.

[–]YouListening 36 points37 points ago

I'm cool with that.

[–]Skylarity 12 points13 points ago

press

...

...

press

...

presspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspress

NINJEDIT: Fuck, now the word "press" has lost all meaning for me.

[–]adezvj 1 point2 points ago

Meaning... Meaning...

[–]L4RiVi3R3 9 points10 points ago

"If you could make everybody poor, just so you could be rich, would you do it?"

[–]eramos 6 points7 points ago

Not only would I do it, this is actually my goal in life.

[–]jacobchapman 4 points5 points ago

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

[–]DeltaBurnt 17 points18 points ago

At first I thought the troll was going to be that it wasn't actually animated.

[–]HeyAndrewItsMeMitch 26 points27 points ago

Low Orbit Downvote Cannon (LODC) (pronounced "Low-Dac")

[–]AugustSun 7 points8 points ago

Wait... So Reddit is Command and Conquer? It all makes sense!

[–]MyEarly90sScreenName 1 point2 points ago

Ion cannon firing...

[–]Verone0 12 points13 points ago

Nice try Bioware. I know if I played my cards right that blue downvote would be purple..

[–]shagg187 6 points7 points ago

I'm not a Rage comic meme. Do you seriously believe I would explain my master stroke to you if there remained the slightest possibility you would effect its outcome? I downvoted it 35 minutes ago.

[–]lnknprkn 18 points19 points ago

Upvote for Independence Day reference

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

I think the animation of the building exploding is actually a rotoscoped shot from Independence Day.

[–]Kyogre790 7 points8 points ago

If only downvotes were that effective...

[–]birdflew 11 points12 points ago

what did you use to animate this?

[–]RagingDean 6 points7 points ago

This was made it EZtoon

[–]gbCerberus 12 points13 points ago

[–]mitman 1 point2 points ago*

Replying so I can try this on my computer (I'm on my phone). Thanks!

Edit: damn autocorrect!

[–]I_hijack_threads 8 points9 points ago*

SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN OUT OF HIS PHONE!

Edit: damn autocorrect. Foiled my plans.

[–]FourthReichsFuhrer 12 points13 points ago

Not sure whether to upvote for awesomeness or downvote for relevance.

[–]AudioHuw 14 points15 points ago

Downvotes: They're like getting jizzed on by a satellite laser

[–]EynakEast 4 points5 points ago

Here you go.

[–]berj91 3 points4 points ago

Looks like the ion cannon from the Command & Conquer universe.

[–]WhyNotTrollface 3 points4 points ago

Ion cannon activated.

[–]k0mbaticus 5 points6 points ago

The sadistic little smile at the end did it for me. Well done.

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[–]DanS29 7 points8 points ago

KAAA...MEEEH...HAAA....MEH......

[–]TinoTonitini 13 points14 points ago

NEXT TIME, ON DRAGON BALL Z!

[–]omnipotant 2 points3 points ago

way better than the other one, this is great.

[–]NiMa74 2 points3 points ago

Is this the finale to Avatar: The Last Airbender?

[–]bugenhagen09 2 points3 points ago*

I can't help but be reminded of the various Bahamuts from FFVII.

[–]daviator88 2 points3 points ago

Mainly bahamut zero since it's from space.

[–]flexytev 2 points3 points ago

Downvotes create kamehameha waves. This one is pleased.

[–]DustyPotpourri 2 points3 points ago

Started Watchmen, went Akira, Independence Day'd the building, ended Watchmen. At least, that's how it played out in my nerdy little mind.

[–]jport 2 points3 points ago

Yes your hate fills your mind, it makes you stronger. You don't understand the POWA of the blue side of the karma, click the downvote and fulfill your destiny!

[–]djloreddit 2 points3 points ago

your best yet!!! what do you use to make these?

[–]Zondraxor 2 points3 points ago

It doesn't appear that anyone else said this, so: Isn't that the scene from Independence Day where New York is demolished in sketch form? If so, then kudos for integrating a great movie into your animation!

[–]apricot41 2 points3 points ago

i'm stoned. just wow.

[–]foid 2 points3 points ago

I was listening to dubstep and the bass dropped right when the satellite shot the down vote.

[–]bgat123 2 points3 points ago

did you have to draw every single frame? if so.. god damn.

[–]skibblez_n_zits 2 points3 points ago

I rarely ever downvote. If there were some way to know the ratio of downvotes to upvotes, I would estimate that it is something like 1/10. I guess it's because I was raised with the "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all" mentality. I reserve my downvotes for the blatantly crude and stupid posts. If it's neither of those, then I simply move on to the next post.

[–]imnickhello 2 points3 points ago

You can tell by the smirk from the guy in the chair that we are dealing with a troll here

[–]beamoflaser 5 points6 points ago

Going through OP's history and looking at everything he has animated, I'm really sad at how little attention and upvotes his work has gotten him. The animations are amazing and funny too.

Everyone check out his shit

http://www.reddit.com/user/Animates_Everything

[–]Wheelco 1 point2 points ago

That escalated quickly.

[–]fafafohi 1 point2 points ago

too soon

[–]rospaya 1 point2 points ago

Get ready for an e-mail from Michael Bay.

[–]VinnyBoombatz 1 point2 points ago

Is that Doctor Claw?

[–]The_dog_says 1 point2 points ago

so detailed! you're good!

[–]bill_nydus 1 point2 points ago

Way to trace Independence Day!

But I love it all the same.

[–]facemelt 1 point2 points ago

"that'll teach OP"

[–]end42 1 point2 points ago

Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

[–]Violent_Milk 1 point2 points ago

Good goooood, let the hate flow through...

[–]WaywardMetroid 1 point2 points ago

I love Reddit, but you people take this upvote, downvote thing too seriously.

[–]getlit--erature 1 point2 points ago

I still think it was an inside job.

[–]DreamerRiver 1 point2 points ago

Mr. Burns is a redditor!?

[–]Runestorm 1 point2 points ago

Some days I wish I could downvote that hard.

[–]walsh303 1 point2 points ago

"I'll get you next time gadget, next time!"

[–]batmanofbaylor 1 point2 points ago

its kinda got a watchmen/independence day vibe to it

[–]jcarules 1 point2 points ago

That doesn't work if it's front page. Then it would be the equivalent of a mosquito bite.

[–]papajohn56 1 point2 points ago

I hate anime

[–]GkNova 1 point2 points ago

[–]Sneakas 1 point2 points ago

I really hate content related to upvotes and downvotes. It's too circle-jerky and lame.

[–]digitaljeff51 1 point2 points ago

God help us.

[–]ethocmub 1 point2 points ago

this isn't even remotely funny

[–]HelenLNAng 1 point2 points ago

Bring in the SOL

[–]Excalibur32 1 point2 points ago

Thank you Jake Dumb!

[–]hypereality 1 point2 points ago

Ion Cannon Ready.

[–]IOnlyUpvoteSelfPosts 1 point2 points ago

You are the best

[–]BlueThundah 1 point2 points ago

Low orbit ion cannon

[–]hiddenNinja 1 point2 points ago

You Sir, are a genius.

[–]youngceb 1 point2 points ago

Thats was awesome, worth every cent

[–]Klashus 1 point2 points ago

that was fucking awesome. Nicely done.

[–]Alot_Hunter 1 point2 points ago

This is clever beyond belief. Extremely well done.

[–]juandell 1 point2 points ago

I hate you, but god damnit i respect you

[–]RayPlaysDrums 1 point2 points ago

The ultimate downvote that deserves millions of upvotes!

[–]ymmotm 1 point2 points ago

mind.blown :wuut:

[–]Danulas 1 point2 points ago

In technicolor!

[–]ManBearPig327 1 point2 points ago

This just made my day

[–]Snapbutton 1 point2 points ago

That was the best thing I've ever seen.

[–]krazyking 1 point2 points ago

pure amazing

[–]Cuddlezekittehs 1 point2 points ago

Have my upvotes. Have all of them. Damn you!

[–]TU547WPMHZHNT01DGD8L 1 point2 points ago

I was immediately reminded of this.