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[–]l8ralligator 136 points137 points ago

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First day on the internet http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35yi6z/

[–]moogle516 92 points93 points ago

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Enlarge my penis now ?

I'm going to have the largest dick at school.

[–]TheWorldEndsWithCake 71 points72 points ago

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Finally, I know what I'll bring in for show and tell!

[–]iamMotherfuckerJones 52 points53 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]ShufflinEveryday 15 points16 points ago

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Please Mr. Foxx, contain your eyebrows!

[–]ibetrollingyou 5 points6 points ago

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I'll bring in my 3 new, shipped in Asian wives!

[–]FormerContra 5 points6 points ago

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Oh snap, just won a free iPad.

[–]Craigellachie 40 points41 points ago

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OH god, why are there naked ladies in the sidebar... oh... oh god, is that Francine?

[–]Shruglife 58 points59 points ago

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The ass was fat.

[–]Lan777 11 points12 points ago

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Obligatory

[–]n5corp 181 points182 points ago

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I want to bring up the 4chan "the ass was fat" thing, but I believe no one would know of what I spoke. Also, Arthur's pretty great.

[–][deleted] 92 points93 points ago

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They might not know what you were talking about, but the ass was fat.

[–]heerus 21 points22 points ago

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Mother of god...

[–]rockerode 2 points3 points ago

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If you enjoy this, i greatly suggest /r/4chan .

[–]timdiggerm 10 points11 points ago

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I haven't laughed this hard from the internet in awhile.

[–]onepoint21jiggawatts 2 points3 points ago

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it took me about five minutes. it started with a giggle, then a chuckle, then a hearty lol.

and now to work this into my daily lexicon.

[–]shanea5311 65 points66 points ago*

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she got a cute face, plus the ass was fat

i would love more bikini pics

[–]gervais90 35 points36 points ago

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"Ass was fat" was hilarious.

[–]zeldaprime 9 points10 points ago

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mmm dat bikini

[–]Veggieleezy 8 points9 points ago

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Just read that. My god, was not expecting such brilliance.

[–]JHole04 7 points8 points ago

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Dear Diary,

[–]Sergnb 2 points3 points ago

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oh god I remember that.

I loled like a mad man

[–]bizzaro42 2 points3 points ago

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Oh god i remember that thread.

[–]alphanumerica 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason I didn't think many people knew about it all, but then I remembered I saw it on reddit.

[–]ganymedesearat 78 points79 points ago

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"You really think someone would do that, just post pictures of them stretching their asshole on the internet?"

[–]ledzep4life 30 points31 points ago

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[–]giggs123 152 points153 points ago

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Opened that link VERY hesitantly.

[–]feorag 41 points42 points ago

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But you opened it anyway... ಠ_ಠ

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[–]feorag 43 points44 points ago

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I understand, it was a link, and around here, we Leroy Jenkins the links.

[–]Pony_ 13 points14 points ago

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That was the best description of how Reddit works ever. Thank you sir or madam.

[–]muchonacho 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't even read the parent... only now do I realize how lucky I was.

[–]giggs123 2 points3 points ago

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I am not a smart man.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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And strangely felt two conflicting emotions at the same time, disappointment and relieve. Ironically the disappointment was greater then the relieve.

[–]Buscat 4 points5 points ago

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opening a link is kind of a binary thing, isn't it? you either open it or you don't. you can't slooowwwly open it. I guess you could open it with a squint, like I did with 4chan links back in 2004 before I stopped giving fucks.

[–]surfkw 0 points1 point ago

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some of us are still on slow internet and have to see pics load bit by bit

[–]ok_you_win 0 points1 point ago

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Didnt hesitate. I've seen it all. So I click risky links in case its something new.

And thus, the circle of life continues.

[–]shutupjoey 52 points53 points ago

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OMG DO NOT CLICK. Unless you want to see red stuff come out of an orifice.

[–]Jared6197 1 point2 points ago

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My finger was half about to click before I remembered what you were replying to.

[–]Cheezfri 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Atheren 4 points5 points ago

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I think Reddit would like this more.

[–]Woolio 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, this is much more suited for us. Thank you, Atheren.

[–]buck_bagawk 18 points19 points ago

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came here expecting this buster

[–]J_stoner 29 points30 points ago

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People telling lies on the internet? That never happens.

Source: Ph.d in internet psychology

[–]shinobiboix 37 points38 points ago

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It's a wonderful kind of day.

[–]IAmNotConan 26 points27 points ago

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Where you learn to work and play...

[–]sharkdude95 24 points25 points ago

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And get along with each other.....

[–]ras344 18 points19 points ago

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You got to listen to your heart,

[–]MAGPIE_RAPIST 19 points20 points ago

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Listen to the beat,

[–]LiftingUP 11 points12 points ago

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Listen to the rhythm,

[–]fuckindevonbitch 12 points13 points ago

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Listen to the rythym

[–]DatLouis 15 points16 points ago

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The rhythm of the street

[–]kresblain 14 points15 points ago

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Open up your eyes, open up your ears

[–]InterApex 14 points15 points ago

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Get together

[–]emelecfan2048 44 points45 points ago

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The ass was fat.

[–]PoorlyHiddenMalware 21 points22 points ago

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[–]DidntGetYourJoke 8 points9 points ago

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[–]UDNTNOME 2 points3 points ago

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PC meaning Pussy Centipede check?

[–]rockerode 2 points3 points ago

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GOD DAMN IT, STOP SCARING ME FROM THE FEMALE GENDER.

[–]Robubie 0 points1 point ago

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[–]DumpsterSkunk 19 points20 points ago

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I'm sorry to tell you this, Buster, but a Nigerian prince didn't actually email you. On the bright side, yes, those smileys are free.

[–]norris528e 20 points21 points ago

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Arthur is too preachy these days.

[–]whootang 6 points7 points ago

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Hey brother.

[–]BarfingKitten 7 points8 points ago

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The internet is held together by lies

[–]Clark-Kent 7 points8 points ago

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When I say hey

[–]TheRealVestige 6 points7 points ago

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HEY!

[–]Jared6197 2 points3 points ago

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And I said hey!

[–]lacewingfly 2 points3 points ago

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What a wonderful kind of day

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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WHOA-OOH-OH

[–]LiftingUP 0 points1 point ago

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HEY!

[–]Ushankaclock 0 points1 point ago

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HEY!

[–]delmar15 2 points3 points ago

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Damn... I expected to see something from Arrested Development

[–]BoogsterSU2 2 points3 points ago

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Diamond Tiara did that once this morning, but with a newspaper business.

[–]Support_HOOP 6 points7 points ago

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Just wait until he finds porn

[–]Chilapox 14 points15 points ago

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i just hope the ass is fat

[–]StevieBoySwag 28 points29 points ago

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he's a cartoon son he ain't real!

[–]vinfx 16 points17 points ago

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Yeah.. he won't see real porn. He'll see cartoon porn.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Hentai.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Read that in Hank Hill's voice. "that boy ain't right".

[–]kresblain 1 point2 points ago

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IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!

[–]carbonnanotube 4 points5 points ago

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I would assume that /r/aww would do that for him.

[–]AyChihuahua 2 points3 points ago

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[–]ME24601 2 points3 points ago

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I don't know about you, but the ass is fat.

[–]Dead_Skull 0 points1 point ago

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It does it for me.

[–]ledzep4life 3 points4 points ago

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Do you really think people would do that? Go on the internet and have sex?

[–]Support_HOOP 6 points7 points ago

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You mean... You mean they don't love each other?

[–]animalia_ 1 point2 points ago

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Talking is for pussies.

[–]PercentBronyDerail 1 point2 points ago

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2%, because of the Love Ducks episode

[–]Jellycent 1 point2 points ago

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I read that in his voice. His voice is a bit annoying though...

[–]juiceboxheero 1 point2 points ago

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Oh no not baby buster!

[–]Monkeys_with_Guns 1 point2 points ago

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That's why he's a buster, straight buster.

[–]powernut 0 points1 point ago

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CJ, you a this guy.

[–]amadea56 1 point2 points ago

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Oh Buster.. so naive.

[–]kresblain 7 points8 points ago

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He's a dumb little shit. Fuck that guy.

[–]get2thenextscreen 8 points9 points ago

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The idea of you, whom I assume is a grown man, having so much hatred for an anthropomorphic cartoon rabbit in grade school that you react with visceral anger to any reference to him made me laugh until I snorted.

[–]HolyHolyHolyHoly 3 points4 points ago

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Ahem, he's just living up to his username. All of the kids on Arthur like Kresblain the Merry Magician, except Buster.

[–]get2thenextscreen 2 points3 points ago

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Shit! Completely missed that. Someone find me a Whoosh.

[–]BunHeindenschloff 1 point2 points ago

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Don't worry Buster, you can click it, all it is is just lemons at a party.

[–]kresblain 2 points3 points ago

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Hey Buster, Y U NO HAVE KRESBLAMANIA?

[–]alphanumerica 1 point2 points ago

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But the ass was fat.

[–]marc4207 2 points3 points ago

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What's this from?

[–]DehCheezburgah 31 points32 points ago

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Arthur, a great show.

[–]foxh8er[!] 11 points12 points ago

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Arthur = My Childhood.

Hell, I still watch it.

[–]holycowbatman 7 points8 points ago

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EVERYDAY WHEN YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET

[–]usesunblock 3 points4 points ago

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YOU STOP AND THINK. HMMMMM..... HMMMMM......

[–]praxis131 1 point2 points ago

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Haha, I remember MY first time...

[–]jostler57 0 points1 point ago

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Lies on the internet? No way - I heard everything told on the internet is truth; just like with T.V.

[–]Veeoh 0 points1 point ago

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Was expecting wanking.

[–]WombatHerder 0 points1 point ago

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You don't say???

[–]reeru 0 points1 point ago

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lies, false truths... same thing

[–]Sandman1031 0 points1 point ago

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Send him to the honest and moral people of 4chan

[–]byoonbyoon 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't seen this show in ≈10 years, and I still managed to read the caption in his voice.

[–]CarolinePlatt 0 points1 point ago

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Yes Buster, yes I do.

[–]geekgroupie42 0 points1 point ago

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i love buster, he is sooo cool and will eat anything.

[–]drummeur 0 points1 point ago

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I really wanted this to be Buster from Arrested Development. But alas...

[–]dugie13 0 points1 point ago

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first day on the the internet buster

[–]mateslikerabbit 0 points1 point ago

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I thought you meant Mythbusters ;-(

[–]I_sometimes_lie 0 points1 point ago

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No, people do not lie on the internet. It is proven fact. Anyone who says otherwise is lying.

[–]Danheistheman 0 points1 point ago

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I'm 6 ft tall and have 12inch johnson

[–]shazbots 0 points1 point ago

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Can somebody give me a link to the video of this?

[–]turnipseed -2 points-1 points ago

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Someone should send him /r/spacedicks

[–]BurritoFueled 0 points1 point ago

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Postcards from yooooouuu....

[–]Baltie -1 points0 points ago

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No

[–]OverHira -1 points0 points ago

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Is this 2003?

[–]where_the_fuck_am_i -1 points0 points ago

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Of course they would. Man I thought this was the internet, but where the fuck am I?

[–]ak47blackjack -1 points0 points ago

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Apearntly he wasn't using reddit.