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[–]SilverXGames 75 points76 points ago

Directed by Michael Bay.

[–]Dapwell 6 points7 points ago

Damn you, SilverXGames!!

[–]Mikey-2-Guns -1 points0 points ago

[–]MR_AWESOME55 -1 points0 points ago

[–]the_flynn -1 points0 points ago

Came here to post this.

[–]stipi22 38 points39 points ago

If the last one had no fire, wouldn't 1000% of 0 fire = still no fire?

[–]SemperFry 29 points30 points ago

Get out of here with your logic.

[–]ThirdToeOnTheLeft 7 points8 points ago

Yeah. Technically it would be infinitely more fire than the original. That's a lot of fire.

[–]Karnadas 8 points9 points ago*

Infinity times 0 = indeterminate!

[–]BordomBeThyName 3 points4 points ago

Kind of.

If that were true, you could never take an integral. For some definitions of infinity, ∞ x 0 = N.

[–]Karnadas 2 points3 points ago

Aren't those "As it approaches zero" not at zero? (Maybe not the clearest way I could have phrased that, but ASOT550 is melting my brain, apologies)

[–]BordomBeThyName 0 points1 point ago

If I remember high school correctly, the Riemann Sum definition of an integral is the summation of lim (Δx→0) of [f(x+Δx)-f(x)]/Δx

Taking an summation of n/∞ (which is zero) an infinite number of times, resulting in a real number.

[–]Karnadas 1 point2 points ago

Isn't n over infinity almost zero? I mean I know we assume it's zero, but it never technically will be zero, right?

[–]BordomBeThyName 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure it's zero by the same logic that .99999999... = 1.

[–]Karnadas 1 point2 points ago

That's why we have "limit as x approaches zero" or something like that, because it can never actually be that number, although it's so very, very close.

Regardless, I think we've really lost track of this whole conversation. xD

[–]BordomBeThyName 1 point2 points ago

I'll ask a professor in the math department about this on Monday, and report back with my findings.

[–]Awkward_wobuffet 1 point2 points ago

I DID NOT COME TO FUNNY FOR AN EDUCATION !!! Curse you smart people.

[–]BordomBeThyName 3 points4 points ago

Here's a gif of someone getting hit in the balls.

http://gifs.gifbin.com/1232468544_2q1ieqg.gif

[–]ICaughtThePlague 1 point2 points ago

Infinity times 0 = indeterminate. You have to rewrite and L'Hopital that sucker

[–]Karnadas 0 points1 point ago

Voila!

[–]BordomBeThyName 0 points1 point ago

This is what I came here to say.

[–]I_Need_A_Beard 0 points1 point ago

Fucking Math. How does it work?

[–]whoops1995 0 points1 point ago

There was a fire alright, a fire raging in the cat's heart.

[–]PartyBusGaming 0 points1 point ago

You're not accounting for the passion burning in cat to some day be a country music star.

[–]kickpants 0 points1 point ago

I want to upvote and downvote you at the same time.

[–]AfroKona -1 points0 points ago

Actually, if that oven is gas burning, it would have a pilot light, which is just a tiny flame. So OP could be correct.

[–]ThirdToeOnTheLeft -1 points0 points ago

Stainless steel gas oven?

[–]AfroKona 0 points1 point ago

It could happen.

[–]ThirdToeOnTheLeft -1 points0 points ago

Improbable. What's the chance?

[–]AfroKona 1 point2 points ago

Very low. Just pointing out all of the options.

[–]D49A1D852468799CAC08 7 points8 points ago

Link to original?

Is that a Samoyed or a Spitz?

[–]x_Demosthenes_x 1 point2 points ago

It's a Samoyed.

[–]LemurOfWrath 7 points8 points ago

This is how I imagine most of Michael Bay's post would be if he were a Redditor...

[–]vahntitrio 3 points4 points ago

I will tolerate reposts if they all include 1000% more fire.

[–]Tokthor 1 point2 points ago

Michael Bay Edition Deluxe

[–]MrAndroidFilms 1 point2 points ago

que linken park song for credits

[–]XavierScorpionIkari 2 points3 points ago

Cue.

FTFY

[–]mistergutsy 3 points4 points ago

que?

[–]XavierScorpionIkari 1 point2 points ago

What?

[–]XavierScorpionIkari 1 point2 points ago

What? Cue. As in fast forward. Like in the old days of TAPE. Both reel to reel and cassettes. You "cue up" the music. A queue is a line. And que is what in spanish.

[–]mistergutsy 1 point2 points ago

que?

[–]shlomo_baggins 0 points1 point ago

I approve of the improvements made to this picture. Have my upvote!

[–]sndwsn 0 points1 point ago

Wait... If there was 0 or something before, and now there is some of it, what percentage increase IS it? Infinite? My mind is confuzzled!

[–]Censored321 0 points1 point ago

Taking the phrase BOOM HEADSHOT to a whole new level...

[–]OG_Pow 0 points1 point ago

this nearly made me wee. :]

[–]mnm899 0 points1 point ago

MANSWERS

[–]Sobertese 0 points1 point ago

If only...

[–]reeru 0 points1 point ago

insert evil diabolical mad scientist laugh here

SUCCESS!!!!!

[–]kevinhill92 0 points1 point ago

you know what's sad? i saw someone post this on facebook from 9gag yesterday

[–]noratshere 0 points1 point ago

Oh... That's what it was about. My friend came up to me a bit ago and did this to me.

[–]atgm 0 points1 point ago

Overposted Blackcat -- the cat who was on fire!

[–]georgiaToMaine 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else read that as 'more fiber'... ?

[–]MooSaysCow 0 points1 point ago

Yey a Samoyed! I have one.

[–]TheyCallMeTraderMan 0 points1 point ago

Michael Bay was here!

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I love animals, more than I do people sometimes, and I like cats (more of a dog person, tbh), but now whenever I see a cat post, I don't even click on it (only if it seems to be ridiculously cute), I say, OK, there's an upvote, now leave me alone and let me continue my journey.

[–]sab669 -1 points0 points ago

I can't upvote this hard enough.

[–]comment4history -1 points0 points ago

c4h

[–]SpitefulMoose -1 points0 points ago

The tongue stuck out in the second image gets me every single time.

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[–]stanker4 2 points3 points ago

From watching south park, I've learned that people like you are cynical assholes.

[–]JesterAzazel 0 points1 point ago

I really hate when people delete comments..

[–]SemperFry -1 points0 points ago

Without having to watch South Park, I still know people like him are cynical assholes.