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[–]staffell 81 points82 points ago

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There's no such thing as the Reddit cool club. If anything, it's the fucking loser club.

[–]CAPS_LOCK_USERNAME 23 points24 points ago

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it's the fucking loser club.

Pfft, yeah whatever you're just jealous of my non-life.

[–]SecretBlogon 6 points7 points ago

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How do you kill one that has no life?

[–]clemsonk 9 points10 points ago

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Destroy their computer.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Divide a bacon cat by zero and accidentally a

[–]angryboobs 0 points1 point ago

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The Sword of One-Thousand Truths.

[–]feureau 4 points5 points ago

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You know.. they do send you a special package once you cross the 25k karma point... (comment karma doesn't count).

I just got the platinum club card at 40k karma.

[–]CAPS_LOCK_USERNAME 3 points4 points ago*

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Checks out feureau's trophy case

MY IDOL!

But, comment karma doesn't count?

Hangs self

[–]feureau 3 points4 points ago

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a-thank you.

I'm very proud of my verified email trophy.

Also, the reddit gold was a gift from a special someone I met on reddit that will always have a special warm and cozy place in my cold dead heart...

Yeah, they don't count comment karma. I asked about this, but all I got was (and I'm paraphrasing): "Talk is cheap, kid. Show us the real stuff."

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 1 point2 points ago

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Have you ever found yourself in a bar thinking "maybe I can impress her with a mildly relevant pun?"

Jesus what's happening to me? Ive only been here 10 days...

[–]CAPS_LOCK_USERNAME 1 point2 points ago

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It's not easy being cheesy.

[–]cat_tastrophe 0 points1 point ago

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"You wish you could have this kind of karma.... BITCH"

[–]headphonehalo -1 points0 points ago

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It's funny because you're such a blatant attempt at becoming one of the "known" reddit posters.

[–]CAPS_LOCK_USERNAME 0 points1 point ago

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Just hold on to your pants, I'm not going anywhere.

[–]chatzimcfee 0 points1 point ago

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There is a cool club. I'm posting on a throwaway so that I don't get kicked out. It is really awesome and is no joke.

[–]youenjoymyself 0 points1 point ago

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Tell that to reddit gold members.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I agree, being part of an online club shouldn't be the fucking aspiration of your life. Reddit is fun and I like to waste my time here, but for friends and experiences you need the real world. No one is going to look back on their life and say "I really wished I would have spent more time looking at silly things on the internet."

[–]staffell 0 points1 point ago

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I think I love you...I could t have worded it any better.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i love you too.

[–]a_learning_Stoic 18 points19 points ago

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There's no way you are that cute. You can't compare yourself to a red panda.

[–]Iammadeofdistopia 15 points16 points ago

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Dude. No, just no.

[–]A_Stoned_Smurf 12 points13 points ago

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Shit, you're a red panda?!? Why didn't you say so, come on in!

[–]HarryFucking_Potter 2 points3 points ago

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And you're a stoned_smurf? YOU TOO!

[–]Jucoy 4 points5 points ago

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Dude! its Harry Fucking Potter!

[–]DrewRWx 1 point2 points ago

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I'd pay to watch that through a two-way mirror.

[–]chken 2 points3 points ago

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"Reddit" and "Cool" are kinda an oxymoron don't you think?

[–]chongo403 4 points5 points ago

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Get outta here kid

You aint old enough to be here

[–]Speyedur 1 point2 points ago

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Not to be rude, but, what the hell ARE you!?

[–]LettersFromTheSky 4 points5 points ago

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A furry red panda.

[–]JaggedPussyTeeth 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know who is a part of the reddit cool club but you're probably much better off not being a part of it.

[–]donkeyrocket 1 point2 points ago

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Get out of here kris_lace! You don't want no part of this shit!

[–]dictatorlederpistan 0 points1 point ago

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YES! It doesn't give you hangovers and it's free!

[–]MixMixBrad 1 point2 points ago

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The reddit cool club? 421 up votes!?

...

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[–]twonx 1 point2 points ago

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God damn, this fucking gif image is too cute.

[–]RoarYo 6 points7 points ago

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Don't care if it's a repost. Red pandas always merit posting.

[–]VoodooTuna 5 points6 points ago

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Previously on lost:

Firefox has encountered a problem

submitted 4 months ago by /u/dagbrown to /r/gifs | 775 points | 99.78% similar

Red panda can't quite reach

submitted 4 months ago by /u/meghantaylor to /r/aww | 586 points | 99.78% similar

[–]Phantom_Lord_55 1 point2 points ago

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there is no cool club on reddit, just people like me and you

[–]ottoginc 1 point2 points ago

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This is me trying to get into the MoP beta.

[–]easyfizzle 1 point2 points ago

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only way in is to show your boobies

[–]BosnMate 0 points1 point ago

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[–]3OAM 0 points1 point ago

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VIP access to the Reddit Cool Club is genetically ingrained into the Red Panda DNA chain.

[–]TedNugentGoesAOL 0 points1 point ago

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Hey Kris, cheer up in life. I have a good feeling you're in middle school or early in high school and just remember that life gets better. When you get to be my age the words "reddit cool club" will mean absolutely nothing to you

[–]protomanzero 0 points1 point ago

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The wonderful thing about Tiggers

[–]whatsallthatabout 0 points1 point ago

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I'm laughing, but it's a mirthless laugh of pity and confusion.

[–]OralCulture 0 points1 point ago

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Dance for us, little bear.

[–]b1b2b3 0 points1 point ago

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you're such a dumbfuck

[–]HarryFucking_Potter 0 points1 point ago

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Novelty accounts are where it's at, kid.

[–]werdna314 0 points1 point ago

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Congrats, you got to the front page.

You are now in the cool club.

Enjoy your complimentary red car

[–]MrTurkle 0 points1 point ago

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"I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member." - G.Marx

[–]vlovesf 0 points1 point ago

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Try x-posting this in r/aww?

[–]Watermelon_God 0 points1 point ago

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upvote for red panda

[–]Jucoy 0 points1 point ago

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A Red Panda is in the base!

[–]femaiden 0 points1 point ago

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I gotta say, mammals are so fucking cool.

[–]aguywithtoes 0 points1 point ago

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Sometimes you just gotta hop hop hop to get what you want.

[–]GandalfTheFunky 0 points1 point ago

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[–]byRoody 0 points1 point ago

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TIL there is a reddit cool club

[–]DoctaGreenpoop 0 points1 point ago

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front page = reddit cool club (id assume). congrats, sir kris_lace!

[–]ubiquitousanathema 0 points1 point ago

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You should consider setting your sights slightly higher.

[–]I_can_only_say_PENIS 0 points1 point ago

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PENIS

[–]SweetLeafKush 0 points1 point ago

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"Reddit Cool Club"

That's one hell of an oxymoron you made there bud. Good job!

[–]Asheroni 0 points1 point ago

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The first rule about the cool club is you don't talk about the cool club ಠ_ಠ

[–]kabukistar 0 points1 point ago

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Firefox has encountered an error while trying to open.

[–]walkatnight 0 points1 point ago

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Aww... We'll let you in!

[–]robandyk -3 points-2 points ago

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i made this gif, just sayin.

[–]Ximek -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]deadflly -4 points-3 points ago

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As the supreme ruler of the cool club I banish you to /r/spacedicks

[–]AriBBCP 2 points3 points ago

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you banish him to the cool club? i don't get it...

[–]deadflly 0 points1 point ago

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How do you get to Carngie hall?.....