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[–]IM_NOT_KARMANAUT 55 points56 points ago

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And that's why I buy seedless watermelon.

[–]korkow 63 points64 points ago

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He looks so meloncholy

[–]dagggers 2 points3 points ago

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upvote.

haha puns.

[–]nneighbour 14 points15 points ago

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Is it wrong I want to make a whole bunch of these and just leave them in my fridge for my roommates to find?

[–]sundancer2626 0 points1 point ago

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lol

[–]BlankWaveArcade 18 points19 points ago

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I think this must be it's mother.

http://i.imgur.com/hCP8t.jpg

[–]BufferUnderpants 6 points7 points ago

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Alright, that's definitely creepy. Those grapy eyes will forever haunt me...

[–]BlankWaveArcade 4 points5 points ago

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I know, right?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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And that's why I'm not allowed to throw abortion parties anymore.

[–]MJCPRODUCTIONZ 3 points4 points ago

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and this is why we need birth control... aborted baby watermelons are just tragic.

[–]Arktri 5 points6 points ago

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I'm assuming it's watermelon carved and filled with jelly (UK meaning of jelly).

[–]NAMBLA2012 1 point2 points ago

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JELL-O FTFY

[–]GirlMeetsHerp 0 points1 point ago

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What's the UK meaning of jelly?

[–]Arktri 1 point2 points ago

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Jello apparently.

[–]HeyFlo 2 points3 points ago

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I used to think Americans ate peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

[–]Nazashi 1 point2 points ago

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Wait, so peanut butter and jello, you mean? What do you call jelly? Jam?

[–]Jagjamin 2 points3 points ago

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In UK and countries similar, there is jelly, which is jello, and there is jam, which is any fruit preserve.

I know what americans mean when they say jelly (Jam made only out of the juice of the fruit, no pulp or seeds), but until I learnt so, pb&j sandwhiches sounded pretty fucking weird. Oh, and when I was just a wee boy there was "Jelly jam", which is what you chappos call jelly.

NZ here.

[–]HeyFlo 2 points3 points ago

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Yes. Your jelly is our jam and your jello is our jelly.

[–]ladyofrage 2 points3 points ago

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Dafuq!

[–]Northumberlo 2 points3 points ago

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That looks delicious, am i a bad person for not caring about some political message it's supposed to be portraying and just wanting to eat the damn thing?

[–]Tranger 2 points3 points ago

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Guys i got this, im an atheist.

[–]clocks52 1 point2 points ago

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fuckin jello man, hand me a spoon

[–]MaliciousMidget 1 point2 points ago

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Cool. I was looking for a centerpiece for my baby shower.

[–]uwsdwfismyname 1 point2 points ago

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pussy bitch, I'd wolf that shit down

[–]cjkardas 1 point2 points ago

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Just left the Watermelon AMA and saw this.

[–]askbutdont 1 point2 points ago

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send it to /r/athiesm , they'll make good use of it

[–]hank87 1 point2 points ago

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You're obviously not an atheist.

[–]CakeBandit 1 point2 points ago

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TIL: Atheists eat babies.

[–]ABORTED_BABY_BUFFET 2 points3 points ago

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I'll take it off your hands... Erm, for science. Yes. Science.

[–]neko 3 points4 points ago

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Well, your buffet did need more fruit

[–]thrilloilogy 0 points1 point ago

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Give it to /r/atheism, they'll eat it.

[–]libertasmens 0 points1 point ago

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Dibs.

[–]just_a_quantum_dot 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm...dessert baby!

[–]Savagezora 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha

[–]Gustomucho 0 points1 point ago

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Abort Abort

[–]laur7620 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder how they made that look glossy..

[–]tony1449 0 points1 point ago

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Looks delicious!

[–]dan420 0 points1 point ago

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Is that pink slime?

[–]zaiahbarker 0 points1 point ago

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i suddenly got hungry for amniotic fluid.

[–]IAmTheWhiteDevil 0 points1 point ago

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Pass me the fetus! It shall be consumed.

[–]adultcereal 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one reminded of that scene in the Matrix?

Now convinced Keanu tastes like watermelon. Mystery solved.

[–]Lacerate 0 points1 point ago

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Meh, I'd be willing to chow down on it. Just need to take a chunk out of the head first so I don't feel guilty looking at its eyes while chewing.

[–]Nymphetomine 0 points1 point ago

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feet first, and keep staring at those eyes

Great this made me think of all the dead baby jokes..

[–]SynthPrax 0 points1 point ago

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My first thought was "it's table flippin' time!"

[–]Xbox_Live_On_Reddit -1 points0 points ago

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Well you have temporarily ruined watermelon for me. THANKS FAGGOT FUCKSHIT COCK

[–]libertasmens 1 point2 points ago

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Your username does not excuse your Xbox-livery!

[–]Xbox_Live_On_Reddit -1 points0 points ago

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Then what has this all been about? What have I been working towards?!

[–]CakeBandit 0 points1 point ago

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A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH

[–]MPadz20 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking gross....

[–]delar0cha -2 points-1 points ago

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Is he Tebowing?

[–]Kinetic_Waffle -1 points0 points ago

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I like to think this is how homosexuals are born.

[–]amibeingatool -2 points-1 points ago

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Damn nature; you scary!