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I'm not eating it (i.imgur.com)
submitted 6 months ago by samanthakm9
[–]IM_NOT_KARMANAUT 55 points56 points57 points 6 months ago
And that's why I buy seedless watermelon.
[–]korkow 63 points64 points65 points 6 months ago
He looks so meloncholy
[–]dagggers 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
upvote.
haha puns.
[–]nneighbour 14 points15 points16 points 6 months ago
Is it wrong I want to make a whole bunch of these and just leave them in my fridge for my roommates to find?
[–]sundancer2626 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
lol
[–]BlankWaveArcade 18 points19 points20 points 6 months ago
I think this must be it's mother.
http://i.imgur.com/hCP8t.jpg
[–]BufferUnderpants 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
Alright, that's definitely creepy. Those grapy eyes will forever haunt me...
[–]BlankWaveArcade 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
I know, right?
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
And that's why I'm not allowed to throw abortion parties anymore.
[–]MJCPRODUCTIONZ 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
and this is why we need birth control... aborted baby watermelons are just tragic.
[–]Arktri 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
I'm assuming it's watermelon carved and filled with jelly (UK meaning of jelly).
[–]NAMBLA2012 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
JELL-O FTFY
[–]GirlMeetsHerp 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
What's the UK meaning of jelly?
[–]Arktri 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Jello apparently.
[–]HeyFlo 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
I used to think Americans ate peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
[–]Nazashi 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Wait, so peanut butter and jello, you mean? What do you call jelly? Jam?
[–]Jagjamin 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
In UK and countries similar, there is jelly, which is jello, and there is jam, which is any fruit preserve.
I know what americans mean when they say jelly (Jam made only out of the juice of the fruit, no pulp or seeds), but until I learnt so, pb&j sandwhiches sounded pretty fucking weird. Oh, and when I was just a wee boy there was "Jelly jam", which is what you chappos call jelly.
NZ here.
Yes. Your jelly is our jam and your jello is our jelly.
[–]ladyofrage 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Dafuq!
[–]Northumberlo 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
That looks delicious, am i a bad person for not caring about some political message it's supposed to be portraying and just wanting to eat the damn thing?
[–]Tranger 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Guys i got this, im an atheist.
[–]clocks52 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
fuckin jello man, hand me a spoon
[–]MaliciousMidget 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Cool. I was looking for a centerpiece for my baby shower.
[–]uwsdwfismyname 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
pussy bitch, I'd wolf that shit down
[–]cjkardas 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Just left the Watermelon AMA and saw this.
[–]askbutdont 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
send it to /r/athiesm , they'll make good use of it
[–]hank87 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
You're obviously not an atheist.
[–]CakeBandit 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
TIL: Atheists eat babies.
[–]ABORTED_BABY_BUFFET 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
I'll take it off your hands... Erm, for science. Yes. Science.
[–]neko 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
Well, your buffet did need more fruit
[–]thrilloilogy 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Give it to /r/atheism, they'll eat it.
[–]libertasmens 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Dibs.
[–]just_a_quantum_dot 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Hmm...dessert baby!
[–]Savagezora 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Hahaha
[–]Gustomucho 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Abort Abort
[–]laur7620 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
I wonder how they made that look glossy..
[–]tony1449 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Looks delicious!
[–]dan420 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Is that pink slime?
[–]zaiahbarker 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
i suddenly got hungry for amniotic fluid.
[–]IAmTheWhiteDevil 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Pass me the fetus! It shall be consumed.
[–]adultcereal 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Am I the only one reminded of that scene in the Matrix?
Now convinced Keanu tastes like watermelon. Mystery solved.
[–]Lacerate 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Meh, I'd be willing to chow down on it. Just need to take a chunk out of the head first so I don't feel guilty looking at its eyes while chewing.
[–]Nymphetomine 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
feet first, and keep staring at those eyes
Great this made me think of all the dead baby jokes..
[–]SynthPrax 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
My first thought was "it's table flippin' time!"
[–]Xbox_Live_On_Reddit -1 points0 points1 point 6 months ago
Well you have temporarily ruined watermelon for me. THANKS FAGGOT FUCKSHIT COCK
[–]libertasmens 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Your username does not excuse your Xbox-livery!
Then what has this all been about? What have I been working towards?!
[–]CakeBandit 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH
[–]MPadz20 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Fucking gross....
[–]delar0cha -2 points-1 points0 points 6 months ago
Is he Tebowing?
[–]Kinetic_Waffle -1 points0 points1 point 6 months ago
I like to think this is how homosexuals are born.
[–]amibeingatool -2 points-1 points0 points 6 months ago
Damn nature; you scary!
all it takes is a username and password
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is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
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