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[–]IM_NOT_KARMANAUT 201 points202 points ago

Cute, but I'm sad to report that they died.

[–]Hey_Brother 1 point2 points ago

Just watched that movie last night. Also nice username. Sadly only one upvote can be given.

[–]Abernaughty 56 points57 points ago

I was hoping your link was a rickroll... :(

[–]mtthwhdl 15 points16 points ago

The sad thing is that I knew where that link would take me, but I had to click anyway just to make sure. Got me again, bastards!

[–]The_designer_pro 42 points43 points ago

FUCK YOU ... I AM SAD NOW. ILL NEVER SEE THIS GIF THE SAME WAY AGAIN

[–]pip_pip_cheerio 15 points16 points ago

...that video at the end made my eyes sweat a little

[–]Jucoy 7 points8 points ago

This is the third time I've seen this Gif posted. The first time i thought it was hilarious. The second time i thought it was still funny but i decided to actually learn what was going on. This time I just wish people would stop posting this :(

[–]rieldealIV 16 points17 points ago

Poor kittens, it does look like the owners took good care of them while they were alive and that they were fairly happy at least.

[–]wahoyaho 8 points9 points ago

Damn I'm so sad now :(

[–]DeathToPennies 7 points8 points ago*

When I clicked IM_NOT_KARMANAUT's link. EDIT: HE IS NOT KARMANAUT.

[–]IM_NOT_KARMANAUT 6 points7 points ago

I'm NOT Karmanaut. It's right there in my username, man!

[–]DeathToPennies 2 points3 points ago

All the apologies.

[–]Tallain 25 points26 points ago

Why would you do this :(

[–]rattlemebones 6 points7 points ago

I don't like you for bringing me this news :(

[–]L-Plates 7 points8 points ago

Yeah. Turns out kittens don't often survive getting shot.

[–]Sargon_Rose 0 points1 point ago

Thanks you.

[–]xoxclaire 4 points5 points ago

That video at the end.. :( i am now bawling my eyes out..

[–]pizzle_dizzle 7 points8 points ago

Wtf man. I'm sitting on the toilet bawling my eyes out. I hope my wife is asleep when I get back to bed or it's gonna be awkward.

[–]ramblemn 1 point2 points ago

don't look at your poopy.

[–]CakiePamy 16 points17 points ago

Who's cutting onions at midnight... freaking.. onions..

[–]Bounceupinher[S] 27 points28 points ago

Not Canadian but I am truly sorry. I had no idea. Crying in /r/funny is unheard of. I suck.

[–]SHUT_UP_ABOUT_ONIONS 18 points19 points ago

[–]Jucoy 3 points4 points ago

notbad.jpg

[–]CakiePamy 0 points1 point ago

NOPE.

[–]Bream73 1 point2 points ago

The tribute video man!! Whats the condition called when you get onions badly and laugh at the same time? I have that now.

[–]RullyisJRM 1 point2 points ago

Da fuq did you do that for? :'(

[–]Sarcavo -1 points0 points ago

Everything dies eventually, nothing to do about it. If we have to be sad about every sad thing, this would be a really depressing world.

[–]InfintySquared 2 points3 points ago

Even Sesame Street had to face this. When Mister Hooper passed away, they didn't just sweep his character under a rug, they dedicated one of the most powerful episodes in the long history of the show to explaining death to Big Bird.

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[–]Ben_Jahmin 0 points1 point ago

my god I cried at that video.

[–]preske 0 points1 point ago

I thought you were kidding. Bastard.

[–]OneFinalEffort 0 points1 point ago

I didn't want to upvote but it has to be known...

[–]ICANSEEYOUFAPPING 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure what would have been crueler now, keeping them alive on medication their entire lives or putting them down before they passed the way they did. I can't see their natural deaths being anything but painful and confusing for them. ;-;

[–]Bounceupinher[S] 30 points31 points ago

Do they really have a disease? That's not funny at all then.

[–]orthag 9 points10 points ago

SO IS CHARLIE! NOOOO NOT CHARLIE! DAMN YOU ALL!

[–]flamingboard 9 points10 points ago

Should have used fainting goats then people wouldn't get sad about the kitties.

[–]SimilarImage 42 points43 points ago

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[–]ProfessorVanNostrand 3 points4 points ago

I have you tagged as lazy bot.

[–]RedDaggerx 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this reposted so many times, and the reaction is always the same.

"OMG they died?"

[–]YourBestFriendStu 5 points6 points ago

thanks for stand'n still wankers!

[–]mrjaksauce 2 points3 points ago

The worst thing about this .gif isn't the fact that the kittens will die sooner than normal...

It's that he pulls the gun while sniping; he wouldn't even get close to the kitties.

[–]ColeScheffler 2 points3 points ago

I first read this as "Snipping Kittens." I was wondering why there wasn't a "NSWF" tag here.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 32 points33 points ago

Aww, now I'm sad.

[–]Bounceupinher[S] 22 points23 points ago

Dunno why you're getting downvot-

Oh, its you.

[–]Trinexx56 23 points24 points ago

Oh, its you.

It's been a long time... How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know… after you murdered me?

[–]Bounceupinher[S] 3 points4 points ago

I...what?

[–]robtheoleander 14 points15 points ago

Portal reference, good sir.

[–]AndrewNeo 7 points8 points ago

Wheatley's line after that one is "You did WHAT?" so they're not far off..

[–]Dashing_Pony 3 points4 points ago

Although you have more comment karma, I take solace in the fact that you still can't make the front page with a link.

[–]r-howtonotgiveafuck 2 points3 points ago

Don't worry, it was quick and painless.

[–]Dudedood 0 points1 point ago

Actually, suffocating really sucks. Not necessarily painless.

[–]Bounceupinher[S] -4 points-3 points ago

He don't give a fuck

[–]Dudedood 0 points1 point ago

Haha, how did I miss his name?

[–]callmeWia 0 points1 point ago

Quick! Do an AMA!

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 5 points6 points ago

I'm sad AMA

[–]funkbitch -1 points0 points ago

How does being sad make you feel? Also, you're literally so brave.

[–]clafouti 1 point2 points ago

[–]Squide 1 point2 points ago

Why would Clint kill kitties? :(

[–]Vaethin 1 point2 points ago

What is wrong with the kittens ... :( ?

[–]kurtftw 1 point2 points ago

[–]SativaSteve 1 point2 points ago

They're Evolving!

[–]JSK_Reddit 4 points5 points ago

This makes me sad :(

[–]shakee 1 point2 points ago

I think reddit may have just died a little inside.

[–]P-Stayne27 1 point2 points ago

R-r-r-repost!

[–]Bloogson 1 point2 points ago

shameless repost.

[–]Bounceupinher[S] -1 points0 points ago

Didn't know. Cry me a river

[–]raddat 1 point2 points ago

Stop posting this...

[–]Brianne123 1 point2 points ago

I watched this over and over like 50 times. I am pretty high though.

[–]EpiC_TroLLeR 0 points1 point ago

Lol all cats beware!

[–]Arock99 0 points1 point ago

I want to see that gif where the soccer players keep faking injuries and it goes back to a sniper over and over, its the best.

[–]DerpHawk 0 points1 point ago

FUCKING MCQUADE, MAN.

[–]giovannisaurus 0 points1 point ago

Ahhh, the snipers are back. Why would they d...

[–]inffable 0 points1 point ago

It's fainting kittens!!!

[–]richard_photograph 0 points1 point ago

R.I.P. kitties

[–]Bl00mp 0 points1 point ago

Those cats are dead.

[–]MADBAKER 0 points1 point ago

I'll just leave this here

[–]Abnmlguru 0 points1 point ago

I've always preferred the laser blaster version of these guys :) pew pew pew

[–]shlomocarlebach 0 points1 point ago

[–]Kalifx 0 points1 point ago

CATS. GUNS. CHUCK NORRIS. What more could we ask for? Oh yea, to not know they fucking died. Assholes

[–]shucksdood 0 points1 point ago

what's the deal? anybody ever distinguish between movies & more movies? The real question is what really caused the kitties to fall over. she strokes them, they look up to camera right & then they fall over like they were paralyzed. my guess is the woman was demonstrating some kind of method or majic.

[–]waxbutterflies 0 points1 point ago

:'(

[–]rackgen -2 points-1 points ago

Very confusing... should I downvote for kittens (dead??) or upvote for clint eastwood?

[–]GALACTICA-Actual 2 points3 points ago

Chuck Norris. Clint would never kill a kitten.

[–]Bounceupinher[S] 1 point2 points ago*

Just downvote it. This post proves that the people that vote are nowhere near the same people who read/post comments.

[–]Turboweasle 2 points3 points ago

I downvoted this because it gave me a sad, but to compensate I'm gonna upvote the rest of your submissions, for being cool about this.

[–]Peachy88 0 points1 point ago

I have done the same, poor kittens. Makes me want to cry every time i see this gif

[–]Bounceupinher[S] 0 points1 point ago

I like you

[–]HarlequinnAsh 0 points1 point ago

Best thing Ive seen all day

[–]latticusnon -2 points-1 points ago

Clint Eastwood is really bad at fake shooting a gun.

[–]LoneRanger9 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, Clint Eastwood, Chuck Norris, all the same.