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[–]GH05TWR1T3R 6 points7 points ago

I found this hilarious.

[–]motu147 5 points6 points ago

Look who's talking now!

[–]WeldingMouse 1 point2 points ago

That's how I felt when my coworker said he needed me to work for him on Friday through Monday, getting up at 5:00 each morning.

Ugh.

[–]RushSt182 1 point2 points ago

7:30 am as a college student after partying til 4:30. Gonna be here til 8 pm.

[–]HarlequinnAsh 1 point2 points ago

Jeez who even remembers that movie anymore? Worst of the Look Who's Talking

[–]SimilarImage 1 point2 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
7 months iananthony How I feel when someone cuts in line in front of me. here 121 334
3 months MyWorkHereIsDone My Face When Someone Makes It To The Front Page Posting Something I Already Posted here 68 638
11 months Noldz How I feel anytime I get downvoted /r/pics 59 431

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[–]bee-chain 0 points1 point ago

DAE not really like this bot?

[–]TheOneBritishGuy 0 points1 point ago

Having just woken up at 6 for work, I know how you feel. I want to SLEEP!

[–]Tootiredto 0 points1 point ago

What the flying fuck?

[–]Luna_Sakara 0 points1 point ago

When you're self-employed, this would constitute your reaction every day.

[–]phishingincorporated 0 points1 point ago

I'm up to go in at seven, and this definately made my morning

[–]tawattwaffle 0 points1 point ago

I still don't know if the morning exists on a saturday. I told myself that Im not drinking friday so I could be productive today. I still managed to sleep into 1 in the afternoon and still have yet to open the books.

[–]danglingpp 0 points1 point ago

I work 6 days a week from 4am till 4 pm

[–]boredco 0 points1 point ago

protip: don't have kids