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[–]pieguyfly 167 points168 points ago

Need a haircut? Why not Zoidberg?

[–]jaxspider 6 points7 points ago

Why not /r/Zoidberg?

[–]brachburton 38 points39 points ago

[–]mcknicker 2 points3 points ago

Everyone else trying to get the top comment might as well give up now.

[–]Sick_Cats -5 points-4 points ago

I found this difficult to masturbate to.

[–]metalstomach 88 points89 points ago

He keeps partying and business separate.

[–]tacodebacle 1 point2 points ago

Then what would be the 'mixing business with pleasure' look?

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

A mullet.

[–]Agehn 12 points13 points ago

The official description of the mullet: business in the front, party in the back.

[–]CleanBill 0 points1 point ago

awesome :D

[–]UpvoteHere 33 points34 points ago

He should have put it in front, so it could act as a visor on sunny days.

[–]Joki9121 10 points11 points ago

anybody that's anybody knows that the visor is flipped to the back, no matter how glaring the sun is.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Son_of_the_Morning -1 points0 points ago

it's hair would get in his eye.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

All you did was remove one word, and yet you managed to make less sense that the person you were replying to.

[–]Son_of_the_Morning 1 point2 points ago

I didn't even see that second it until you said something.

Apparently I used too much grammar.

[–]PhytOxRiKER 2 points3 points ago

I thought you were pointing out the fact that it went from "it's" (possessive) to "his" while still talking about the same person.

[–]cive666 22 points23 points ago

Only males with the largest plume will mate when strutting the trailer park.

This male will not mate with a female of different genetics because of inadequate plumage and may have to rely on siblings for copulation.

[–]SpyWhite 6 points7 points ago

You mean the resevation

[–]MisterWharf 6 points7 points ago

Same shit, different colour.

[–]ughwhatwasitagain 1 point2 points ago

Damn, that's one way of putting it.

Some reservations have Casino's so, not all are trailer parks in middle of no where.

[–]Bossm4n 5 points6 points ago

Reverse neck beard

[–]ChineseNinja 1 point2 points ago

Neck beard level > 9000

[–]LerithXanatos 2 points3 points ago

They wear hats with it. I've seen a variation: bangs with buzzcut.

[–]zmfc[S] 12 points13 points ago

[–]FoxyGrampa 2 points3 points ago

he should gel it and make a spoiler

[–]deadgingrwalkng 2 points3 points ago

Photoshopped from lady next to him

[–]Snellson 2 points3 points ago

Holy Shit. I took this picture at a Sam's Club. Imgur This is NOT photshopped. Straight from my cell phone.

[–]subxero173 7 points8 points ago

This is actually pretty normal among mexicans. I live in a mostly mexican neighborhood and i'll see someone with this haircut about once a week.

[–]ebola 2 points3 points ago

Tasteless and idiotic.

[–]OperIvy 0 points1 point ago

Because wearing white pointy shoes with tight pants and a man-bag is tasteful and smart. Or having to wear a wool suit, no matter the weather, every day of the week is logical also.

[–]ForeverAllOne -1 points0 points ago

retards, they are everywhere

[–]FerrignosGlutes 4 points5 points ago

Well say hello to him already. It must be awkward with you seeing him every week and just staring.

[–]anikas88 0 points1 point ago

no its not, i have never seen one mexican or hispanic with this. this is is southeast asia. I did see this when i visited the Philippines

[–]lulzy12 5 points6 points ago

Looks shopped.

[–]pieguyfly 44 points45 points ago

[–]vertigo1083 6 points7 points ago

Not only does it look shopped, but it looks like it was taken right from the person Cousin It next to him.

[–]Mallira2 -2 points-1 points ago

Is shopped and they did a shitty job.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

If he passed out drunk, I would tattoo two red eyes there in the middle and dye his hair green so it looks like Cthulhu.

[–]earfffffffffff 15 points16 points ago

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Oh you!

[–]earfffffffffff 3 points4 points ago

[–]virginia_woolf 1 point2 points ago

Maybe he lost a bet.

[–]stimbus 1 point2 points ago

Hotdog cover.

[–]McDingleberry 1 point2 points ago

It's not about looks. Fitted hats are expensive, and fat happens. I did this 93-98.

[–]hookeslaw 1 point2 points ago

"Lost a bet?"

"Yup"

[–]Aquaristkid 1 point2 points ago

The Reapers

[–]supakewlguy 1 point2 points ago

I think you mad a mistake the title should be I can't imagine why anyone would'nt think this is a good look.

[–]nickthedick69 1 point2 points ago

Mexicans in the 80s-90s and even now used mullets and this evolved into serious duck tails and are even banned in some schools cus its labeled as gang affiliate.

[–]Grimlyn 1 point2 points ago*

"Gimme the Cthulu" he said, as he walked into the barbershop.

[–]Atmospherecist 1 point2 points ago

Hot

[–]scook0 1 point2 points ago

[–]LuckyNumberHat 1 point2 points ago

For the love of god. How is this possibly WTF?

[–]amacgregor 1 point2 points ago

I call photoshop. why is the mullet hair the same color as the woman in the back ?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Looks shopped to me. I say that because the gray hair matches the hair of the person next to the guy sitting next to him. Also, the gray hair doesn't match his own.

[–]nhutdaominh 1 point2 points ago

I like your article. I think this isn't a good look for anyone. they want to do it because they want to they are easy to distinct to other people. Sometimes they make everyone feel uncomfortable about their action

[–]rudeboybill 3 points4 points ago

Skullets are a proud American traditional hair cut. USA USA USA!

[–]MisterWharf 0 points1 point ago

Not too unpopular in certain parts of Canada too.

[–]tonguepunchurfartbox 5 points6 points ago

well they think it looks good because it does im actually getting this tomorrow so....

[–]MuttonTheChops 1 point2 points ago

Oh yeah I bet it will look great on you man, and I'm not just saying that so you won't do what your name describes to me

[–]themanbat 2 points3 points ago

You must not have a very vivid imagination.

[–]einste9n 2 points3 points ago

[–]oncassette 1 point2 points ago

isn't that the dude from Rammstein?

[–]einste9n 1 point2 points ago

Yes, Till Lindemann. And the other dude is Alf Ator, the singer from "Knorkator". Its a German band also.

[–]WTF-or-not 1 point2 points ago

This is not WTF.

[–]yuribotcake 0 points1 point ago

Where is this? I must have it.

[–]hunterszombie 0 points1 point ago

It looks like Jaime Hyneman's mustache.

[–]cellardoor240 0 points1 point ago

Poland head butted it:/

[–]Nomiss 0 points1 point ago

Around here I call it the "Rebel Cut", it seems to only be seen on members from the Rebels MC.

It might be a gang thing in the US too ?

[–]PartTheRedSea 0 points1 point ago

That's because you have no imagination!

[–]the_Bombadil 0 points1 point ago

Perhaps he has an embarrassing rash. Even more embarrassing than the haircut.

[–]Red_Woody 0 points1 point ago

Oh yeah, business in the front, and a party in the back.

[–]scramtek 0 points1 point ago

He doesn't know it's there.

[–]flapadlr 0 points1 point ago

m let

[–]soundenvision 0 points1 point ago

Watch out. That guy's a professional.

[–]Phartatron 0 points1 point ago

When I visited Puerto Rico last summer everybody had this...

[–]givetake 0 points1 point ago

I just imagined this was a good look, I think.

[–]TheWorstFish 0 points1 point ago

Because he thinks it does, does it matter to you at all? And does this belong on WTF? Who cares.

[–]MiloRambaldi 0 points1 point ago

It protects the back of your neck from getting sunburned, duh.

[–]RoelfMik 0 points1 point ago

Which suggests a lack of imagination.

Because, take for instance a situation in which...

[–]Dreadknight_Zoracs 0 points1 point ago

I think they call that the "This is a cry for help please pay attention to me".

[–]C-Bizcutt 0 points1 point ago

well I mean, maybe from the right angle?

[–]MuttonTheChops 0 points1 point ago

Looks like his barber played Hack-a-Mullet

[–]latecraigy 0 points1 point ago

It's the new Swiffer model!

[–]st3dav 0 points1 point ago

Well, he's definitely not gonna get an STD.

[–]prodikl 0 points1 point ago

Im hoping this is fake

[–]Obey92 0 points1 point ago

all the gangmembers from chicago have these. there called shaggs.

[–]K_french 0 points1 point ago

Looks like my unshaven gooch

[–]BickNlinko 0 points1 point ago

Mullet with a mote.

[–]nixonrichard 0 points1 point ago

That shit Crang!

[–]nicksamba 0 points1 point ago

Neckbeard.

[–]well_golly 0 points1 point ago

The "Ernie -n- Bert" is the latest thing!

Ernie up front, Bert in back.

[–]xsailornspain 0 points1 point ago

The key word here being "think"....he didn't!

[–]Plott 0 points1 point ago

This will probably get buried but I am a hairstylist. I have a customer who comes in every 2 weeks for this haircut. I will never understand why. Every time, after he leaves, my next customer always asks about it. And he never tips. Hate that guy.

[–]fistofthenorthstar 0 points1 point ago

let the parade begin! CTHULULLET

[–]jaxspider 0 points1 point ago

He is prepared for mullet season.

[–]GibsonJunkie 0 points1 point ago

Must be in Missouri.

[–]chunkable 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if Asian or Hispanic... or Native American

[–]serrit 0 points1 point ago

|I can't imagine why anyone would think

That's where you erred.

[–]JollyClogger 0 points1 point ago

Bad haircut, Why not Zoidberg?

[–]Todomanna 0 points1 point ago

Because luck is based on faith and supersition, neither of which have a monopoly on logic and reason.

[–]MrMono1 0 points1 point ago

I want a haircut like this just to piss people off.

[–]Reignofzane 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he thinks it's a good look because he has 50$ in his pocket from winning a bet his friend thought he'd never follow through with.

[–]speaktodragons 0 points1 point ago

I can't imagine why anyone would think this is a look good on any other person beside themselves.

[–]FreaksNGeeks 0 points1 point ago

Saw a kid in my class, 7 years ago, and I assume he realized how stupid it was since it was shaved off my the end of the week..

[–]OperIvy 0 points1 point ago

I would imagine someone who thought that looked good would also be the type of person who thinks membership in a gang is a good idea.

[–]InfamousMattie 0 points1 point ago

I got down voted for saying "Dem Navajos". Welp, again, Dem Navajos. Don't down vote because this is your hairstyle!

[–]OMGwronghole 0 points1 point ago

Redneck Hipster

[–]BlooDMeaT920 0 points1 point ago

I could see an elder Buddhist monk pulling that off. Like a backwards Master Roshi.

[–]Midnight06 0 points1 point ago

Can't forget the Tebow rookie hazing haircut

[–]Disco_Drew 0 points1 point ago

Who gives a flying fuck what you think?

If someone likes the way they look, good for them. Fuck you for judging them on appearance.

[–]bobusdoleus 0 points1 point ago

It's true, having a fat guy taped to the back of your head isn't a great look.

[–]Itendsvictorious 0 points1 point ago

Business in the front, god damn Admiral Ackbar in the back!!

[–]qwertytwo 0 points1 point ago

Because he can't see it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This is the semicolon of mullets.

[–]tooth_decay 0 points1 point ago

gotta look hypebeast

[–]standupzero 0 points1 point ago

you people haven't seen the Lebanese from sydney

[–]rekgreen 0 points1 point ago

Is that a ...neckbeard? Is that what neckbeard means I've always wondered

[–]Apsac 0 points1 point ago

Is that Cthulhu?

[–]Magres 0 points1 point ago

My guess is that it's to make baseball hats more comfortable. Only thing that makes sense

[–]Ella6361 0 points1 point ago

It's obviously to hide his third eye.

[–]ELmuchacho 0 points1 point ago

It's not good, it's great !

[–]isochron1218 0 points1 point ago

Clark Peters on King of the Hill has a very similar haircut...I can't find a good picture of it though..

EDIT: here's a video in which you can see his ridiculous hair style. In from the left at 0:03

[–]b1gtym1n 0 points1 point ago

It's to save money on sunscreen for the back of his neck.

[–]ruskeeblue 0 points1 point ago

Kentucky Mullet , different than the Wisonsin mullet

[–]Wolfosaurus 0 points1 point ago

It says "I'm crazy, don't fuck with me".

[–]903530986709239856 0 points1 point ago

It's the reverse beard.

[–]UnashamedPacifist 0 points1 point ago

Is there some kind of gray-hair trend going on there?

One doesn't usually see that amount of gray hair on any East-Asian under 90.

[–]Caraseria 0 points1 point ago

So sexy.

[–]fozzymo2 0 points1 point ago

His hair was never quite the same after the.... accident.

[–]ghebert001 0 points1 point ago

Now I know what a "neckbeard" looks like.

[–]saptsen 0 points1 point ago

1) This isn't WTF

2) Who gives a fuck. Is your haircut somehow objectively better? I can't imagine so, unless your head sprouts money

[–]RafaeLone 0 points1 point ago

It's called a "master". In Chicago, mostly Mexican/Puerto Rican gang members get these. Looks ridiculous but they've been getting these hair cuts for the past 10 or so years.

[–]steinman17 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the log truck/car crash picture right above this

[–]Davey_Hogan 0 points1 point ago

Dat paddle!

[–]TheHerbalGerbil 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap, it’s a back goatee… a gullet?

[–]dakboy 0 points1 point ago

You know those insects that have eye spots on their tails so that predators don't know if they're being watched or not?

[–]HerpvonderpingtonIII 0 points1 point ago

It's Cthulhu hair

[–]EarthSyndicate 0 points1 point ago

Dude is deff on crack cocain.

[–]brainleech430 0 points1 point ago

He might have lost a bet

[–]amfisabamf 0 points1 point ago

He was going for a mullet/military look.

[–]MoonSha 0 points1 point ago

I can't imagine why anyone would think this is real

[–]FalafelAttack 0 points1 point ago

r/WTF is now the fashion police. Time to unsub.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

easier to wear a bandanna?

[–]lacrosse1991 0 points1 point ago

He looks like something from squidbillies

[–]habsonly 0 points1 point ago

Hair sticking out of the costume had me fooled.

[–]WonkaKnowsBest 0 points1 point ago

So bad that even OP couldn't be sarcastic in the title.

[–]cowtastic9999 -1 points0 points ago

Keep it classy Mexican-Americans!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

MEXICO, FUCK YEA

[–]yogurtpop -1 points0 points ago

indians in canada, no big surprise

[–]heislookingatgrief -2 points-1 points ago

I've never shuddered at a haircut before

[–]corellianblue -1 points0 points ago

I wanna kinda waffle my hand back and forth through that hair waterfall.

[–]Eurynom0s -1 points0 points ago

It's like a mullet...but worse.

[–]fearachieved -1 points0 points ago

That's because you can't imagine anything but what is currently popular becoming popular.

It happens quite often really. Open your eyes, son!

[–]Bdills24 -1 points0 points ago

Neckbeard, your doing it wrong

[–]InfamousMattie -4 points-3 points ago

Dem Navajos.

[–]skeener -3 points-2 points ago*

Yeah, I don't understand why people are different than me either.

edit: spelling

[–]DonTocino -2 points-1 points ago

hahaha lesbian gangsta look.

[–]Sequoioideae -3 points-2 points ago

Bulldyke!

[–]chewydajew -2 points-1 points ago

It only reminds me of randy from my name is earl

[–]Arsonfled -2 points-1 points ago

Good spot for backwards sunglasses!