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[–]GiantMeowingMuffin 614 points615 points ago

Animal Crossing was pretty awesome. I wonder how many weeds are in my town now...

[–]thatslegitimate 174 points175 points ago

Im pretty sure I didnt save last time I played so im not even gonna check. Freakin' Resetti

[–]DangerousIdeas 169 points170 points ago

Holy shit, he scared me the most. I remember I got to one point where he actually turned the whole screen black for a few seconds as a punishment for not saving. I actually thought he was going to fuck up my gamecube.

[–]redgroupclan 69 points70 points ago

Fuck. He did this to me once. He yells at me, the screen goes black...but it doesn't come back on. In the end, turns out the game just temporarily messed up, coincidentally or not. But I shat my pants. Before I knew what was really going on, I was afraid to turn the game back on and see if I had really just lost everything.

[–]thatslegitimate 40 points41 points ago

And the music. The music... DEEDUHDOODUHDEE

[–]Likes_Your_Name 42 points43 points ago

Original dubstep. Gyroids.

[–]XxmagiksxX 70 points71 points ago

I hope you didn't forget to wash behind your ears.

POE TAY TOES

[–]UnfurledRelic 29 points30 points ago

BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW

[–]pleatedzombus 47 points48 points ago

I had to quit playing the DS version because he made you type out shit with the stylus. GGHHHHAAAA!

[–]codman 32 points33 points ago

Same here, Resetti was a dick and completely unnecessary. If I shutoff without saving its because I don't give a fuck or my battery needs charging.

[–]pleatedzombus 10 points11 points ago

or if it locked up when I visited my sisters town on wifi...

[–]JokeNotFound 26 points27 points ago

Rosetti made me scared to pick the game back up if I forgot to save. He got me stuck in this endless loop of typing out sorry, then saying I wasn't doing it right. Had to turn it off again to get the other consequence

[–]thesignpainter 9 points10 points ago

Maybe you should've heeded his warnings.

[–]KapsLocked 24 points25 points ago

I actually 'forgot' to save on purpose, cuz I thought Resetti was really funny! Freaking out over something like that....

[–]Camjam13 5 points6 points ago

scumbag animal crossing player

[–]metohmetoh 178 points179 points ago

It's actually very depressing. The weeds, the cockroaches, everybody's left except for the townsfolk who are computationally obligated to stay.

It's basically a wasteland. Your house is still roughly the same though, disregarding the cockroaches. All the furniture that you spent hours deciding to place, or the stuff you just dropped randomly on the floor of your basement. The memories come back, man, the reminders in game on the hours spent collecting every fish, every bug and every fossil, they're all there.

Not to mention the fact that everything is dark, the shops are closed. Cause who in there right mind would go back in the middle of the day? No, for probably obvious psychological reasons, you end up popping the AC disk back in when it's night time, and you're tired, and all you really want is a glimpse at the little town you left alone.

[–]DorkusMalorkuss 115 points116 points ago

My high school girlfriend played the game much more than I did even though it was at my house. She wrote me tons of messages one night when she was over at my house and mailed me the letters. Unfortunately, I hardly ever played and my mailbox was full. I never did end up playing after that until college, nearly 6 or 7 years later. I dated my high school GF for a little under 4 years. Reading the unread letters...onions, man, the onions.

[–]RoosterRMcChesterh 54 points55 points ago

Holy fuck man, that is some intense stuff right there. When memories hit you like that it's pretty heavy.

[–]DorkusMalorkuss 9 points10 points ago

Although I've had a couple long-term girlfriends since I dated her in HS, it still is sad and I am definitely overcome with some heavy nostalgia.

Nothing like your first love.

[–]Tychus 26 points27 points ago

Have you ever seen this?

[–]NeonBodyStyle 11 points12 points ago

Doesn't the game automatically send you crap and say its from your mom?

[–]Ben_drowns 4 points5 points ago

Yes, but they mostly don't have presents in it.

[–]Konradov 4 points5 points ago

I believe that's the joke.

The cruel, cruel joke.

[–]rollingdjs 15 points16 points ago

sounds like the plot of a really nerdy movie that I would watch with onions around

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

This Summer...

Michael Cera is...

DorkusMalorkuss.

[–]DorkusMalorkuss 11 points12 points ago

Not gonna lie - I'm a bit disappointed that out of all the actors in the world it's Michael Cera that is gonna play me. Not to mention I'm a Mexican-American with parents who don't speak English. That'd be real awkward.

On second thought...

[–]Tezerel 6 points7 points ago

You... you need to go back to her. It's the only choice you can make. RUN AND DON'T STOP RUNNING

[–]UnagiandRoe 5 points6 points ago

You have single-handedly changed my perspective on this game.

[–]DorkusMalorkuss 4 points5 points ago

For the most part it's a fairly simple-minded and childish game, but when you're hit with the random letters in your mailbox that were written with a serious intent, it can be pretty intense. Still got to me the last time I booted up the game about 2 years ago.

[–]DelightfullyGangsta 36 points37 points ago

Holy shit bro. You actually gave me a tear. I miss my gamecube save so much.

The card was dropped into a heater vent a few days after I caught every fish.

[–]Natv 29 points30 points ago

It's been years since I've played. All my friends are dead.

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[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 465 points466 points ago

After you remove the weeds, you should really thank your mom for all those presents.

[–]GC022 324 points325 points ago

Don't make me cry.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 346 points347 points ago

Strong men also cry.

Strong men also cry...

[–]paradoksikal 158 points159 points ago

36,241 comment karma after existing for 5 days

This man is an internet god

[–]dramamoose 65 points66 points ago

He's Trapped_in_Reddit. Maybe he's some sort of algorithm? The "Hot" sorting algorithm has attained sentience!

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 77 points78 points ago

Does not compute.

[–]Flipperbw 9 points10 points ago

what's the command to remove all files from your top level directory?

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 29 points30 points ago

rm -f *

[–]Joshua8195 2 points3 points ago

Well dad gum!! He's doin it again!!

[–]NorthAve 2 points3 points ago

Will you let me?

[–]Mahtin 12 points13 points ago

Al-Gore rhythm

[–]gdawg16 2 points3 points ago

Did someone say Al-Gore rhythm

[–]SicilianEggplant 18 points19 points ago*

Not tough when you consider the fact that he's probably on reddit for 10 hours a day and comments every 2 minutes.

It's like an MMORPG for some people.

And when you're like the guy playing 3 WoW accounts simultaneously but on reddit, then you're andrewsmith.

Theres always that one dedicated player you team with for a day, and after you wake up you realize he hasn't logged out and has out leveled you.

[–]rockhopper92 16 points17 points ago

After browsing his comment history, it appears that this man has been on reddit for the last 8 hours. Truly living up to the name.

[–]joomlu 6 points7 points ago

I thought I was crazy, seeing his name in nearly every. single. post.

[–]PureClass 12 points13 points ago

A reddit god.

Him being an internet god would imply karma has some sort of influence on the internet.

[–]LastShadowz 11 points12 points ago

Wait. You mean this is all for nothing? That can't be right...

[–]PureClass 10 points11 points ago

Well, a very select few, including andrewsmith1986, have managed to turn their karma into a contagious virus which spreads to all their other accounts. This legion of well known accounts are then able to influence reddit, even though they are all the same person. Don't become this person.

[–]trsn 8 points9 points ago

Shh, it's OK. He's lying. I swear, these points will get you a pony some day.

[–]LastShadowz 9 points10 points ago

I want a dragon. ಠ_ಠ

[–]arup02 1 point2 points ago

If you refresh the page and look at his karma everytime you refresh, it will never be the same number.

[–]MrKryptic 5 points6 points ago

I refreshed about 20 times in the last minute. It just keeps going up.

[–]magicmanfk 66 points67 points ago

the saddest part is that your fake mom in the game sends you presents, and more likely than not the author of that comic accidentally attributed it to her real mom.

[–]SodaNinja 4 points5 points ago

I almost started to cry until I realized that too. Nope. No tears here. Moving on.

[–]tooktheduck 11 points12 points ago

I was waiting for the funny bit... then there was no funny bit. :'(

[–]Conde_Nasty[!] 9 points10 points ago

The funny part is that the game already has an in-game mom that sends you presents with the same generic letter, but the player was confused and thought it was his actual mom having sent them before her death LOL

[–]pleatedzombus 45 points46 points ago

Uhh, the game sends you presents and letters from your 'mom'...

[–]heyimpro 40 points41 points ago*

Haha, his mom didnt love him AT ALL

[–]Conde_Nasty[!] 2 points3 points ago

I thought that was the joke of the comic. That someone out there might have their mom die IRL and get confused by the game's "mom."

I thought all the people going "OMG ONIONS SO SAD ME SO CRY " had just never played the game and didn't get the joke.

[–]Ainslie 4 points5 points ago

Did his mom actually name her character "mom?" I am too emotional to watch it again!

[–]OnmyojiOmn 16 points17 points ago

NOPENOPENOPE

[–]abs01ute 34 points35 points ago

Oh god! I don't know if he's saying NOPE or OPEN!! WHAT SHOULD I DO D:

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

NOPEN

[–]gildedlink 10 points11 points ago

BUT PENCILS ARE O-K.

[–]Snuffz 8 points9 points ago

Oh. Fuck.

Oh god.

Well I can cry myself to sleep at least.

[–]classy_stegasaurus 9 points10 points ago

You fucker I just managed to get that out of my head

[–]thefreq 14 points15 points ago*

Or you could find the ghost

EDIT: What? You guys don't remember the ghost? You know, the one where you have to collect the little sperms with the net and then once you do you can get a present OR he cleans out all of the weeds for you?

[–]MysticKirby 43 points44 points ago

And the cockroaches.

the fucking cockroaches

[–]lordlicorice 44 points45 points ago

There's just something about the notchiness of the GameCube analog stick that makes running around in circles squashing roaches magical.

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points ago

clicky-clack-click-clakity-click-clack

[–]chasemcawesome 15 points16 points ago

squish

[–]kabuto_mushi 11 points12 points ago

I felt kinda bad doing that. I always kept bugs as pets in my house, why am I exterminating a few harmless cockroaches?

Also, they had little souls that floated out. :(

[–]thedieversion 14 points15 points ago

Days? I haven't gone on my Animal Crossing DS in years. Everyone is probably dead or gone, and I have a debt accumulation of $400,000,000.

[–]Cheeseyx 15 points16 points ago

You mean 400 million bells, which are half-eaten leaves.

[–]ruslan_a 24 points25 points ago

no bells are actually coins, the leaves are furniture.

[–]Shalmander 14 points15 points ago

I got my wife the game and she played it religiously for 2 years. Took another year and a half off and tried picking it back up. So many weeds, she got discouraged until a ghost cleaned them up. Thank goodness.

[–]candaceNichole 2 points3 points ago

The racoon freaked me out by turning the screen black.....my gamecube decided once it went black it wasn't going back

[–]der1x 56 points57 points ago

Resetti, I hated that guy.

[–]bballer4lyfe 25 points26 points ago

Fuck Resetti. He scared the shit out of me as a child. Even had nightmares about the guy.

[–]cogneuro 27 points28 points ago

WHY DID HE HAVE TO TALK TO ME FOR FUCKING 10 HOURS

[–]WhatDoIEvenPutHere 24 points25 points ago

You deserved it for resetting, you monster.

[–]thingnumber2 16 points17 points ago

Resetti might have been the most pleasant suprise in that game. It was like your first big "they've really thought this game through" moment

[–]bballer4lyfe 243 points244 points ago

Obligatory link to the Animal Crossing story

Seriously if you have like 30 minutes its a great read

[–]RobotBuddha 43 points44 points ago

I love that story. For whatever reason, I actually think of it as one of the all time best horror stories I've ever read.

[–]bballer4lyfe 14 points15 points ago

Nearly shat my pants when I saw the picture of Tom Nook coming out of the shadows of the tunnel.

[–]Doktor_Gilda 6 points7 points ago

I read it in the dark by myself at 4am. I'm lucky I didn't piss myself. D:

[–]Roboticide 11 points12 points ago

Let's Play! has lot's of great stories it seems. Boatmurdered for Dwarf Fortress is another great epic st...

Damn, a RobotBuddha?

ಠ_ಠ

[–]NewTownGuard 3 points4 points ago

Because it is. Maybe a certain House of Paintings has it beat for intensity-per-minute, but it isn't as well written or as creative as that AC story.

[–]PurePandemonium 67 points68 points ago

Oh yeah. Great story. Caveat: It might ruin Animal Crossing for you

My girlfriend still can't see Tom Nook without shuddering involuntarily.

[–]Lamedog 4 points5 points ago

I'm still too scared to watch that fucking video file.

[–]AssailantLF 11 points12 points ago

it's extremely mediocre compared to reading the story, just a really basic less than 10 second flash file

[–]Dr_Mc_Bock 17 points18 points ago

This story changed my life.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

Came here to post this. Surprisingly enthralling story.

[–]BrendanJB 7 points8 points ago

Holy shit o__o

That was amazing. Thank you.

And also fuck you.

[–]blightning65 7 points8 points ago

[–]thefreq 4 points5 points ago

What the fuuuck...

[–]Captain_LargePoop 4 points5 points ago

I literally couldn't stop shitting the first time I read that

[–]Joesus056 3 points4 points ago

Why did you do that to me!? I'll never be able to play AC again. To think of sending a kid to "camp" just so i could play a game.

[–]Lazer_Cat 2 points3 points ago

Good god I read all of that on a rainy day about a month ago. It puts a whole new spin on Animal Crossing.

[–]morris858 2 points3 points ago

i was hoping i would find this here. amazing story, didnt ruin the game for me. i see it as fanfiction entirely.

[–]HappyLamp 2 points3 points ago

[–]ASheffield 2 points3 points ago

To the top! TO THE TOP WITH YOU!

[–]WerewolfCircus 75 points76 points ago

[–]Prisonfishy 193 points194 points ago

"Also why was I named Faggot."

"Why did I move to a town called Dicks."

[–]jettrscga 55 points56 points ago

Son...

[–]Vapyr 28 points29 points ago

I am disappoint...

[–]EjaculateEvacuator 15 points16 points ago

I caught you doing it again...

[–]Giantpanda602 8 points9 points ago

"Why did I just ask that giant frog to call me 'fucknuts'?"

[–]sRsSrSsRsSrS 5 points6 points ago

[–]ergis81391 30 points31 points ago

reddit has everything why do i even wonder if there is a subreddit of things

[–]parisien96 6 points7 points ago

yea, you shouldn't..

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

Phyllis, the mail clerk who appeared after 6 pm, was such a nasty bitch.

[–]TheEdes 16 points17 points ago

She started liking you after a while if you visited her more

[–]meeps114 8 points9 points ago

woah, really? :0

[–]CoolCucumber 9 points10 points ago

Yep, same with the Able Sisters IIRC. It was actually cool to see all the characters slowly warm up to you after weeks of talking to them.

[–]Sylverstone14 7 points8 points ago

Same thing when Brewster from the Roost rarely talks to you from the start, but visit more and he'll be a lot more nicer.

[–]XxmagiksxX 50 points51 points ago

why do I STILL remember 12 trees per acre...

[–]GomaN1717[S] 98 points99 points ago

In areas where there is very little green a feeling of despair overshadows all else.

[–]Errday_Im_Hylian 79 points80 points ago

Go to Acre A-4 to see what is amiss.

[–]zeldaprime 33 points34 points ago

SO THATS WHY MY APPLES NEVER GREW IN MY ORANGE TOWN!!!!

[–]soul_blade 14 points15 points ago

I was slightly paranoid about things like this, so I chopped down two or three threes in each acre before digging up one of the stumps to plant my tree.

Yes, I was a weird kid.

[–]Sharrakor 23 points24 points ago

You cut down threes?! Jesus Christ, I'll bet you ate nine as well!

[–]ecmmyers 16 points17 points ago

What is he, seven?

[–]RevengeVonKarma 12 points13 points ago

That's impossible, because seven eight nine.

[–]MuffinBaskt 132 points133 points ago

I remember when me and my brother would get viking helmets and axes. We would go into peoples towns and try to chop down as many trees as we could before they found out.

[–]skankinstephen 66 points67 points ago

When I found out my friend was doing this, I played on his memory, cut down all of the trees, and set the game to Christmas on the last year possible. Weeds everywhere.

[–]catnipassian 58 points59 points ago

There is a very specific place in hell for people like you.

[–]ecmmyers 81 points82 points ago

And Tom Nook will let you upgrade it for a few Bells.

[–]skankinstephen 3 points4 points ago

Retribution never tasted sweeter.

[–]spots0123 119 points120 points ago

You monster

[–]akiratheoni 20 points21 points ago

Man the only reason why I don't want to turn on Animal Crossing again is because I don't want to see that my favorite neighbors have moved out :(

[–]Number_Ten_Ox 5 points6 points ago

When Bea moved out, I literally cried. She was my first friend in that town.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

So many Easter eggs in that game...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Like what? All I remember was getting the online codes to unlock fun items like manequin piss, and then... the NES games drool

[–][deleted] ago*

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[–]soul_blade 3 points4 points ago

No offense, but is there a Tl;Dr?

[–]SillionL 4 points5 points ago

Dude played hacked copy of Animal Crossing, messed around, found a map editor. He at first gave out free shit, but felt bad, so he made a giant maze map filled with free stuff. The visitors had a limited amount of time to grab stuff, then they were booted.

Boom

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 101 points102 points ago

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW TOM NOOK? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

[–]jettrscga 26 points27 points ago

Let's just piss them all off!

Shuts off game without saving

[–]yoship 27 points28 points ago

"I TOLD YOU NO RESETIN'!!!"

[–]awesomeman23 14 points15 points ago

punches mole

I WAS WAITING FOR YOU THIS TIME YOU MOLE-FUCKER!

[–]DarthTodd 12 points13 points ago

"REAPEAT AFTER ME: I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU MY MOLE MASTER"

[–]awesomeman23 5 points6 points ago

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[–]DarthTodd 3 points4 points ago

HEY YOU PUNK THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!!! NOW REPEAT AFTER ME:"I PROMISE TO SAVE THE GAME BEFORE QUITTING OR I WILL BURN IN A HOLY FIRE"

[–]GethLegion 2 points3 points ago

DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH!

[–]vapulate 16 points17 points ago

i bet my tamagotchi from 1996 is in a similar situation

[–]-notthesun- 13 points14 points ago

[–]Jwaness 12 points13 points ago

I haven't touched in in years. I'm scared to go back and see how time has ravaged the people of my village. Think of how upset my neighbour will be for keeping his shirt for 4 years.

[–]KokoriFado 37 points38 points ago

[–]dakay501 20 points21 points ago

It turns out that Tom Nook is not a raccoon, but a tanuki also known as a raccoon dog. I always thought he was a raccoon. for more informations on tankis http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raccoon_dog.

[–]captainolimar 17 points18 points ago*

Pretty much when you see a raccoon in anything from Japan it's going to really be a tanuki.

They're also generally paired with foxes (kitsune).. Like Redd from Animal Crossing, the shady salesman.

[–]BrownNote 15 points16 points ago

Holy shit...

Tom Nook... TomNook... Tomnooki... Tanuki...

[–]Zhang5 20 points21 points ago

[–]IntrnetHteMchne 8 points9 points ago

Man, came here to post this.

Story creeped the fuck out of me.

[–]fishtacos4evry1 2 points3 points ago

I will never look at Animal Crossing the same again.

[–]rocketman0739 57 points58 points ago

accualy is dolan

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

Gooby pls

[–]shannonsucks 7 points8 points ago

Holy shit... Is Animal Crossing a continuation of Ico?

[–]Hector_Kur 4 points5 points ago

I fondly recall all my top bell-making tricks.

In the first game, I fished Red Snappers (3,000 bells) and Barred Knifejaws (5,000) for fucking HOURS. And in the DS version I planted non-native fruit trees fucking EVERYWHERE in huge clusters. Hundreds of thousands of bells every few days. Not only did I pay off my debt, but I donated so much fucking money to that one town.

Never played City Folk, just never got around to it. I was interested in it, however, as I heard it brought back "real" holidays like Halloween. The Spooky furniture was my favorite in the old game.

[–]Monkey_of_D 4 points5 points ago

Totally read that in "Animalese"... Has no idea how to type in that dialect

[–]creepyeyes 19 points20 points ago

Auabuabuauabaabuabaub. Abaubaubauabuab. Abubaubaubauab.

[–]Drkufa 5 points6 points ago

I looked at how many hours I have logged onto my wii animal crossing, it's over 400. Wow if only I used that time to improve m real life instead of my virtual one.

[–]Ashten 21 points22 points ago

Rofl, I love Animal Crossing. Definitely played that game way too much.

[–]Xaevier 30 points31 points ago

I was always more of a Harvest Moon fan, but I have to give my respect to Animal Crossing for being a decent alternative option.

[–]nonalined 7 points8 points ago

I remember back in second grade i would come home, do my homework, and play that game for hours.

[–]MenaNoN 9 points10 points ago

Second grade? HOW OLD ARE YOU PEOPLE?

[–]nonalined 3 points4 points ago

15, 16 in a few months.

[–]Sirwootalot 7 points8 points ago

Dude, I was 15/16 in a few months when animal crossing came out. I feel fucking old now.

[–]defragc 3 points4 points ago

Dude, I was 15/16 in a few months when animals came out. I feel fucking old now.

[–]tweak4ever 4 points5 points ago

Ah, the wonderous adventure of Shithead, and his home of Gonorrheaville.

*sigh* oh the memories

[–]RobotBuddha 7 points8 points ago

Wasting away again in Gonorrheaville.

[–]tweak4ever 3 points4 points ago

some may claim that theres a Woooooo-mann to blame...

[–]ProfessionalBohemian 5 points6 points ago

But I know... Its my own damn fault.

[–]Mailman487 5 points6 points ago

Seriously though, as soon as this comes out on 3DS, this will be me

[–]zacomer 4 points5 points ago

I was always really pissed that I was FORCED to buy a house and be in debt to this guy. LET ME BE HOMELESS FIRST.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

[–]dskang 3 points4 points ago*

I would love to see Nintendo build Animal Crossing for smartphones. Imagine the possibilities.

[–]silenc3x 2 points3 points ago

I want to be this high!

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

[–]carpeDeezNuts 4 points5 points ago

I remember when I first started smoking...

This one time I took multiple bong rips to the dome and went to the park with a huge pond. There was this one duck who deserted the rest of his pack and hung around me within a 5 foot radius. I swear it looked like a duck spy doing surveillance work...he'll pretend to be nibbling on something while doing his best not to stare at me, every 5 seconds he'll look up directly at me and when I stare back he'll go back to nibbling the leaves on the ground. I'll say it was my first encounter with an animal at a [9].

[–]silenc3x 2 points3 points ago

Haha hilarious story. Deserves to be a skit or part of a movie.

[–]Kareha 2 points3 points ago

Tom Nook can kiss my fucking ass. That fucking twat had me over a barrel the second I stepped out of thr taxi on the DS version.

[–]michelle9212 2 points3 points ago

I used to spend hours playing Animal Crossing

[–]Anal-Balls 6 points7 points ago

I'm laughing hysterically right now and I'm not sure as to why

[–]Tibyon 3 points4 points ago

I have a grudge against Animal Crossing, because when it was popular is was vying for a similar demographic (and winning against) one of my favorite game series, Harvest Moon. Flame wars were had.

[–]SonicFlash01 6 points7 points ago

I introduced an ex to Animal Crossing. She caught onto it like a virus. Bitches love Animal Crossing. She took to writing profane and otherwise very sexually suggestive letters to the neighbours on a regular basis. She would otherwise dump trash and dig holes around Rhoda's house, because she was "a dumb whore chicken".

My brother and I both had the DS version as well. My brother quickly realized that Tom Nook was (as he posted on the town bulletin board at Nook's request for an advertisement) "a greedy jew raccoon".

Also, I love this comic. Animal Crossing is absolutely fucked up and I hope they keep making them.

[–]Rock_Hard_Dick 1 point2 points ago

Needs sequel?

[–]AdamInTexas 7 points8 points ago

A 3ds version is in the works.

[–]ballstein 1 point2 points ago

Is it possible to completely not understand yet understand it at the same time?

[–]Hena 1 point2 points ago

This was the push I needed to start playing again.

(As soon as the 3DS version comes out.)

[–]ClaspingCorn 1 point2 points ago

Animal Crossing and Shadow of the Colossus are part of the same universe. It's clear.

[–]CRAFTT 1 point2 points ago

got real excited about animal crossing, but then, ya, not funny.

[–]SweetMojaveRain 1 point2 points ago

rakoon pls

[–]SESender 1 point2 points ago

[–]MonroeBot 1 point2 points ago

This is how I will explain Animal Crossing to my boyfriend from now on. "Oh, honey it's just that game where my character goes on a days-long acid trip." "Well that explains the dog cops!" It sure does.