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[–]bebopblues 555 points556 points ago

Well done, is it from the same creator as Obama kicks door?

[–]HomeButton 114 points115 points ago

Yes

[–]c9silver 56 points57 points ago

How do you know?

[–]dawmi 300 points301 points ago

[PROOF]

[–]c9silver 127 points128 points ago

Thank you kindly sir, but that is IEEE format. We don't take too kindly to IEEE format citations around these parts. We is an APA community. Now I know ya'll big city folk have your big city citation style, and we're just regular country folk but bygonnit, I'll be damned if I stand by idly as reddit becomes a 3rd world mediocrity.

[–]Linkmaster2010 105 points106 points ago

Calm down, c9silver, he ain't hurtin' nobody.

[–]Mcelite 75 points76 points ago

Tell him 'bout the wabbits George.

[–]socratessue 14 points15 points ago

Y'all are makin' me shoot beer outta my nose...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

what was the original thread for this thing ... I need to find it, it was funny!

[–]UnfoundHero 7 points8 points ago

It was actually a /r/gaming post a while ago. I can't find it right now, though. From what I remember, the post was titled "Seems Legit." The actual picture was a screenshot of a website that said it gave free games. In a sidebar area, there were the words "Wanna see proof?" with a graphic of [PROOF] that looked like an ink stamp directly below it with nothing else. Reddit eventually caught on.

[–]thecoolsteve 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I remember seeing that and after reading the comments I was like "this is totally going to turn into a meme. I am watching a meme being created right now."

[–]courtesy-flush 30 points31 points ago

I really enjoy these badass Obama gifs. I mean, these will be the real legacy he's going to leave behind after his presidency.

[–]ObeseSnake 1 point2 points ago

The legacy of staring in fake videos of events that never happened?

[–]daversa 69 points70 points ago

With all of Bush's shit, I found this to be one of his more empathetic moments.

[–]keefd 43 points44 points ago

That's the thing - out of all the presidents (at least modern ones), he's the one I'd like to kick back with in a lawn chair in my driveway bullshittin' 'bout nothin' in particular knocking back multiple beers the most.

But good to hang out with does not a great president make. His dad - much more "Presidential". And I would NOT feel comfortable just hanging out with him; I'd feel crude and ill-mannered in comparison.

[–]atroxodisse 45 points46 points ago

Shut up and smoke my weed.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

For people who don't get it, it is reference to Harold and Kumar.

[–]muffinmonk 5 points6 points ago

What is in this shit?

It's bud laced with cocaine.... keeps you up while it knocks you out.

... that's genius.

[–]tonytonetone 1 point2 points ago

For people who don't get it, Harold and Kumar is a movie.

[–]laddergoat89 4 points5 points ago

I dunno, a beer with Clinton would be cool.

[–]Isaac_Shepard 10 points11 points ago

wouldnt be prudent

[–]keefd 5 points6 points ago

at this juncture...

[–]dreamsforsale 4 points5 points ago

Not gonna happen, no sir.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 2 points3 points ago

READ MY LIPS.

[–]dorekk 7 points8 points ago

George W Bush is an alcoholic. He won't drink beer with you.

[–]Atario 1 point2 points ago

That's the thing - out of all the presidents (at least modern ones), he's the one I'd like to kick back with in a lawn chair in my driveway bullshittin' 'bout nothin' in particular knocking back multiple beers the most.

I dunno. I think Clinton would be much better on that count. If you felt like talking about serious stuff, he could do it, and if not, well, you know he's got tons of stories about poon-hounding.

[–]Joker99352 5 points6 points ago

I've seen him on talk shows and thought, "wow, he's cooler than most of my friends." All things about his presidency aside, he seems like a pretty good guy (especially compared to the current prominent GOP figures).

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[–]Joker99352 1 point2 points ago

Part of me hopes that he's actually similar to the Harold and Kumar version of himself.

[–]Bipolarruledout 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, it so hard to find a dumb redneck to have a beer with these days.

[–]zotquix 20 points21 points ago

Holy shit. That guy was president of the United States. Dangit. I had erased 2000-2008 from my mind. Yeah, I'm 8 years older for no discernible reason, but it is less painful than the alternative.

Next you'll be telling me there were Matrix sequels.

[–]fallintrust 5 points6 points ago

There are no Matrix sequels. You shut your whore mouth.

[–]zxcv73 0 points1 point ago

I think most voters have a short term memory. Obama is doing a lot of the same stuff Bush did, but many O supporters seem to not remember Bush too well when I mention this. Oh shit, wrong sub, my bad.

[–]dreamsforsale 13 points14 points ago

Yes, I'm so tired of Obama derailing the economy, starting new wars, and cutting back our rights as citizens. Shame on him, with unemployment up to 15% or whatever.

[–]justaboy 1 point2 points ago

Not a Bush fan (at least not the president <.<) but he actually handled that pretty well.

[–]sigaven 6 points7 points ago

Perhaps he had an actor perform the stunt and then pasted in Obama's face?

[–]Antidote 8 points9 points ago

If you look closely at where his head meets the suit at the moment he kicks you can see what looks like a slightly unnatural head movement so I think you've got it right.

[–]fightlikehell 1075 points1076 points ago

This is so well done, it actually has me wondering whether the president skateboarded into a security summit.

[–]markth_wi 138 points139 points ago

So help me, it looked good enough, that I was like - well there goes the election is a shoe in.

[–]fightlikehell 191 points192 points ago

"Damnit Sally, the man knows how to skateboard! Go and take down the Romney signs!"

[–]markth_wi 101 points102 points ago

I'll vote for Gingrich if he can pop an Ollie without breaking something important.

[–]bvanman 40 points41 points ago

Just the thought of that has me reconsidering my vote.

[–]markth_wi 13 points14 points ago

Like the entire GOP field, actually I still probably wouldn't vote for 'em - but it would be scary/entertaining to watch.

[–]zoidberg1339 7 points8 points ago

...It does?

[–]bvanman 13 points14 points ago

No, not at all.

[–]zoidberg1339 11 points12 points ago

Whew. Don't scare me like that.

[–]mjbat7 1 point2 points ago

It's a win win, really

[–]bleyva 74 points75 points ago

I seriously want to see him do this at a major event, if only to see how republicans would react to it.

[–]Vandey 32 points33 points ago

Skaters gonna skate.

[–]jesse_james 2 points3 points ago

And not a single downvote was cast.

[–]markth_wi 102 points103 points ago*

Well, I'm sure it would be something like this.

He can't be trusted, he's being disrespectful to the proceedings, just skating along like our nation shouldn't be taken seriously, this act clearly undermines the security interests of the US and her allies in this critical situation. With Obama's continued skating along policies that give our enemies ample time to do harm to our interests...

Alternatively because he's a communist, and communists ride skateboards you know, as our viewers know, and we've said for years, skateboarding is deviant and evil....and communist.

[–]kraemahz 13 points14 points ago

They would say he disgraced the importance at the UN at the same time saying the US should get out of the UN and it's a useless shackle to our awesomeness.

[–]mintmouse 1 point2 points ago

Yeah bro, the UN was totally like, crampin' my style bro, so now I'm single again! Let's get a keg.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

This just in, you can respect something while at the same time not wanting to be associated with it.

[–]Bipolarruledout 23 points24 points ago

And don't forget communist.

[–]markth_wi 17 points18 points ago

Islamicist communist....and some have suggested fascist too.

[–]bearbackpack 26 points27 points ago

He is quite clearly an atheistic communist Muslim with fascist and homosexual tendencies that also wages class warfare and abuses his power.

[–]TheDukeAtreides 13 points14 points ago

Forgot socialism, bro

[–]YogiWanKenobi 4 points5 points ago

and then there's his whole Kenyan anti-Colonialist upbringing.

[–]leicanthrope 2 points3 points ago*

Don't forget NATIONAL SOCIALISM. Even though he is a left wing commie pinko bastard, he is at the same time a flaming fascist. Even though both philosophies wanted to burn each other at the stake, they're one in the same. After all, Hitler was a dark skinned bloke that wanted to bring radical fundamentalist Islam to Nazi Germany. Can't you see the similarities!?! He wants to fuck over white people, just like Hitler! Fucking sheeple.

[–]dumbledorkus 2 points3 points ago

And why? Because he hasn't found Jesus of course!

[–]regeya 2 points3 points ago

How dare he exercise the powers granted to George W. Bush!

[–]derleth 4 points5 points ago

Hey, those powers were granted to a Republican president to advance the Republican agenda, and Democrats have no right to pervert them, those deviated preverts.

[–]Purple_Drank 2 points3 points ago

Don't forget he's a government nig-uh, I mean...

[–]zoidberg1339 2 points3 points ago

Islamic communist. Islamunist.

[–]TheDukeAtreides 2 points3 points ago

Islamo-socio-communo-atheist

[–]Youtube910 2 points3 points ago

I'm a Republican, and I think it would be awesome if he did this.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

I'm a Republican and I'd find it pretty amusing. Not really professional, but amusing.

[–]FatNerdGuy 3 points4 points ago

Don't worry, I got your sarcasm.

[–]markth_wi 10 points11 points ago

I'm always afraid of Poe's Law when I stray into political humor.

[–]zotquix 2 points3 points ago

You know Stalin was a skateboarder. Just what will Obama do in his second term? We can't afford to find out, vote Republican (or even just stay home, low turnout helps the GOP).

[–]mintmouse 1 point2 points ago

Stalin's skateboard had pointy ben-hur wheels.

[–]zotquix 1 point2 points ago

I would pay to watch a chariot race like that.

[–]snowlion13 180 points181 points ago

yea it even has the asian guy looking a little embaressed too

[–]thelcusi 177 points178 points ago

that is Ban Ki-moon, Secretary-General of the United Nations... T_T

[–]G1az3d 115 points116 points ago

There's no time for names, WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!

[–]sethboy67 51 points52 points ago

I read that in doctor who's voice. No regrets.

[–]thesneak155 29 points30 points ago

Allons-y

[–]CompC 14 points15 points ago

, Alonzo

[–]acsbimmer 4 points5 points ago

In the Morning like Alonzo.

[–]Rohadnis 16 points17 points ago

Just out of curiosity, which one?

[–]Whenthenighthascome 15 points16 points ago

Is there any other but the Tenth?

[–]xxzxcuzxme42 28 points29 points ago

Well, there was doctors 1-9, and then 11 as well.

[–]dakdestructo 18 points19 points ago

You are technically correct - the best kind of correct.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 11 points12 points ago

And Rowan Atkinson. The best Doctor of all.

[–]Sutekhseth 1 point2 points ago

I agree!

[–]The_Doctor_00 2 points3 points ago

Seems I'm late in answering, and you can understand how being late is quite a feat for a Timelord, though I'll take a phrase from a particular Wizard, a Timelord "is never late or early, for he arrives precisely when he means to".

[–]lychee-twist 12 points13 points ago

Boo. Hiss. Tom Baker.

[–]MrTeddybear 6 points7 points ago

My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give. Jelly Baby?

[–]mjbat7 5 points6 points ago

I am a big fan of Tom Baker, he was the Doctor I grew up with, but this young whipper snapper Matt Smith has quite captured my heart.

[–]lychee-twist 4 points5 points ago

Matt Smith is my first Doctor and will always have a special place in my heart. Tom Baker, though, after watching a couple of episodes, I see what the fuss is about. The man just is the Doctor. He fits the bill so well.

[–]sethboy67 2 points3 points ago

The one from glazed ofcourse.

[–]PrestoEnigma 4 points5 points ago

This is heavy.

[–]viking415 5 points6 points ago

Great scott!

[–]The_Doctor_00 1 point2 points ago*

It's simply Doctor... Or The Doctor.

[–]SingleT 43 points44 points ago

Is not. It's Lee Myung-Bak, President of South Korea and host of the Nuclear Summit. Ban isn't that skinny.

[–]Joke_Getter 59 points60 points ago

I'm pretty sure it's Jackie Chan.

[–]quin_dawn 1 point2 points ago

[–]pib712 1 point2 points ago

WOLL SMOTH

[–]PoopFilledPants 1 point2 points ago

Nice

[–]TheRatherOddOne 11 points12 points ago

I read that as Ban Kai-Moon...I haven't read Bleach in years ಠ_ಠ

[–]zoidberg1339 5 points6 points ago

Also known as his alias "Asian Guy".

[–]msk105 1 point2 points ago

You mean he didn't!?

[–]FuckingHateRedditors 111 points112 points ago

Took me a while to figure out something that gave it away 100%. The man whom Obama is skating towards adjusts his glasses twice in an identical way, clearly looped.

Really fucking good shop though.

[–][deleted] 135 points136 points ago

No it's real, I was there. The adjusting of the glasses is what's shopped in.

[–]flowstoneknight 4 points5 points ago

What was edited out is that the other guy rode in on roller blades.

[–]CarbonFiberFootprint 1 point2 points ago

Google style...

[–]TheifsTheme 4 points5 points ago

Conspiracy?

[–]CHooTZ 1 point2 points ago

Didn't see before, can't un-see now.

[–]Tehkun 492 points493 points ago

I can not for the life of me figure out how this was photoshopped. It is amazingly well done. Masterpiece even.

[–]TjallingOtter 110 points111 points ago

Well it helps that there's a solid red carpet behind his legs, but otherwise...

[–]LordOfPies 98 points99 points ago

I dont think he used Photoshop, maybe after effects?

[–]ssnseawolf 144 points145 points ago

I don't think he used After Effects, maybe Paint?

[–]Take_Boat 119 points120 points ago

I don't think he used Paint, maybe Notepad?

[–]raddat 77 points78 points ago

I don't think he used Notepad, maybe BASIC?

[–]n3onlights 61 points62 points ago

I don't think he used BASIC, maybe assembly?

[–]Indigoh 106 points107 points ago

I don't think he used assembly, maybe crayons?

[–]SowjetKaffee 153 points154 points ago

10010101001010010001110101101011010101010101010101001010101010101010101010010101001010101001010010100101010101010010101010101010101010?

[–]stanfan114 11 points12 points ago

I can trace him using the binary!

[–]I_DRINK_URINE 31 points32 points ago

No, I think he used a skateboard.

[–]veyronb 55 points56 points ago

I believe you missed a 1:

100101010010100100011101011010110101010101010101010010101010101010101010100101010010110101001010010100101010101010010101010101010101010

[–]hidden_music 91 points92 points ago

I am disappointed. Neither of your binary codes translate to text :(

[–]johnlukepicard 2 points3 points ago

[–]Eliot_2000 3 points4 points ago

The gif was brought into existence as an act of pure will.

[–]xilluzionx 1 point2 points ago

I don't think he used crayons, maybe a hallucination.

[–]RaipFace 1 point2 points ago

I don't think he used Notepad, maybe Calculator?

[–]zotquix 1 point2 points ago

If it were in paint, the Obama would have candy corn looking horns.

[–]Ghosttwo 7 points8 points ago*

It probably from Letterman (or a similar show). They've done this kind of thing before.

[–]trythemain 1 point2 points ago

Yeah it was on the tonight show

[–]Bipolarruledout 6 points7 points ago

It's better than the pentagon 9/11 video.

[–]ArboristCook 193 points194 points ago

I came to the comments to see if this was real, I'm glad I'm not the only one that went... wait .... uuuugh.... no way... well, maybe?

[–]ragault 128 points129 points ago

He does have that swagger

[–]brycedriesenga 32 points33 points ago

[–]mjbat7 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for that!

[–]EjaculateEvacuator 12 points13 points ago

I came to the comments

Go on. I'm all ears.

[–]Jafoos 1 point2 points ago

To a beat?

[–]Lovesyou19 6 points7 points ago

Same reason I came here too!! HIGH FIVE!!! No... Ok I will just go to my corner now

[–]arewehavinfunyet 25 points26 points ago

I'd like to believe he really did this.

[–]HomeButton 182 points183 points ago

Guys, this is from Leno.

We're all enjoying a Leno joke.

ABPRT ABORT ABORT. THERE IS A TURD IN THE PUNCH BOWL, I REPEAT, A TURD IN THE PUNCH BOWL

[–]nick_giudici 110 points111 points ago

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

[–]gojirra 25 points26 points ago

Leno is the potato of clocks.

[–]RimedWords 6 points7 points ago

One of the most Dada attempts at humor I've heard in a while. Good form.

[–]daversa 85 points86 points ago

Nu-Uh... Not a digital clock a broken digital clock is never right because you can't see the screen of the clock when it's broken and digital.

[–]IceBreak 28 points29 points ago

Thank you.

[–]fucksmith 8 points9 points ago

It is possible the digits could be frozen in the on position.

[–]kurodacronos 21 points22 points ago

What time is it? Oh it's 88:88!

[–]asdjfsjhfkdjs 12 points13 points ago

Shit! I'm late!

[–]mjbat7 3 points4 points ago

Late, but lucky as fuck.

[–]gojirra 26 points27 points ago

Phew! Thanks for the heads up. I've changed my upvote to a downvote and have sent several death threats to the OP and his family.

[–]RaipFace 8 points9 points ago

Yes indeed, I've changed my upvote to a downvote and proceeded to ram a permanent marker into my ass.

[–]RouseHouse1013 1 point2 points ago

Don't forget to post it to /r/ButtSharpies!

[–]Italian07 32 points33 points ago

[–]TheRealBramtyr 20 points21 points ago

I want to believe

[–]Melissapants 9 points10 points ago

Favourite gif ever!

[–]jonnygc8 8 points9 points ago

so pleasingly confused.

[–]80sKid 4 points5 points ago

Wonderful

[–]buick_makane 47 points48 points ago

Can't remember why I have you tagged as "Fucked His Mom", but I'm pretty sure this makes up for it.

[–]rumetzen 31 points32 points ago

Presumably he fucked his mom.

[–]snarksneeze 12 points13 points ago

In Reddit Land, funny always overrides illegal.

[–]Bipolarruledout 5 points6 points ago

See also: Guy caught in bathroom on friends faptop cam.

[–]whatevers_clever 18 points19 points ago

we got a mother fuckin hardy boy over here

[–]tubadeedoo 9 points10 points ago

I've got a raging clue!

[–]DorkusHorribilus 2 points3 points ago

What about my clue? Mine's really raging!

[–]darktemplardude 4 points5 points ago

That's the most convincing photoshop I've ever seen.

[–]displacedheart 4 points5 points ago

You couldn't even wait a day to repost?

[–]KinRiso 3 points4 points ago

I suddenly feel significantly more patriotic.

[–]vagrantwade 4 points5 points ago

Reddit loves Leno's video editing team.

[–]punpunpun 2 points3 points ago

Cool! Our last president couldn't even ride a Segway. Bush proved Segways weren't actually "idiot-proof".

[–]Bipolarruledout 1 point2 points ago

What? Wait....that was real!?! Next you're going to try and tell me he choked on a pretzel!

[–]Cellvaunt 13 points14 points ago

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY UP VOTES

[–]Tehkun 5 points6 points ago

This gif is amazing.

[–]megustcizer 2 points3 points ago

Fakers gonna fake. Great work, though!

[–]Exibius 2 points3 points ago

Skaters Gonna Skate!

[–]itrollulol 2 points3 points ago

"I wish this was real so badly." - Ron Paul

[–]monstercablessuck 2 points3 points ago

When the president is on it, it is known as "Skateboard 1".

[–]Danyol 7 points8 points ago

[–]ExponentialMang 2 points3 points ago

OP even borrowed the top comment for the title.

[–]Yegger 4 points5 points ago

This is the new formula for re-posting. Genius.

[–]DRhexagon 2 points3 points ago

he was a skater boy. he said see you later boy.

[–]audimann 4 points5 points ago

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[–]fadaboutyou 1 point2 points ago

Obama Mc Twist, christ air bitches!!!!!'nnnnnnnmmmmm yummy mummy!

[–]Matt24138 1 point2 points ago

Plus he brings donuts

[–]xxthemattxx 1 point2 points ago

I almost thought this was real. Take all my upvotes.

[–]Potato_friendly 1 point2 points ago

They see him rollin'....... Wait..... Nobodies hatin'.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I had to check the comments to make sure this was fake. Well done!

[–]zerbey 1 point2 points ago

I wouldn't be surprised if he did if for real some day. He is a chill guy.

[–]yeathl 1 point2 points ago

Look, I LOVE Obama as our president - I'm a huge fan of his intelligence, presence, and talent.... but... Nope!

That has already been debunked... total photoshop..... Sorry man. I wish it were true.

[–]nemomnemosyne 4 points5 points ago

Wasn't this posted earlier already under a different title?

[–]dreamsforsale 1 point2 points ago

WAIT. YOU MEAN TO SAY THINGS ARE REPOSTED ON REDDIT MULTIPLE TIMES?

[–]bvanman 2 points3 points ago

So here I am, doing everything I can

[–]grundose 1 point2 points ago

I'm not going to read anything in here. This is real. Not fake in any way... closing the tab.... now.

[–]Asdayasman 3 points4 points ago

Did he actually do this? I don't really keep up with this sort of stuff.

[–]arup02 23 points24 points ago

Sure he did.

[–]NH4NO3 5 points6 points ago

I WANT TO BELIEVE

[–]distortionrock 1 point2 points ago

Skate Force One

[–]Bobic2 1 point2 points ago

Good to see Obama is taking a light-hearted and fun loving stance on global nuclear security