This is my first post, but what the fuck am I looking at?

Silencedlemon · 4 months

"You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense."

christians: 0 Atheists: 1

Brewkelyn · 4 months

Here you are everyone.

Here is the first of it being posted, 4chan couldn't make sense of it either. Although it's likely the kids are just listening to the rap music.

lazernerd · 4 months

Checkmate atheists.

tjblue · 4 months

That is the best argument for christianity I've ever read.

pyrd · 4 months

You're looking at the distilled wisdom of 4chan.

SullivanSMS · 4 months

The more I read and re-read it, the more I am confused.

soulking · 4 months

This hurts my head every time I see it

hotsavoryaujus · 4 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnOfSfKvqlY&feature=youtube_gdata_player Reminded me of this.

HanWolo · 4 months

I believe the term you're looking for with this is "newfag"

Zomgondo · 4 months

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

CHECKMATE, CHRISTIANS.

AtheistKharm · 4 months

Mid way through reading that I thought I was having a stroke.

The7DeadlySyns · 4 months

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PerfectFaro · 4 months

Exactly!

Atheris · 4 months

I hope everyone in this thread is just playing along. Am I really the only one here who's heard this meme a million times before? I hate to link to know your meme, but...

wizzrobe30 · 4 months

I think he took a quote out of the bible. He had a bad time.

SuperMegaJake · 4 months

They don't think Christianity be like it is, but it do.

allied14 · 4 months

Well, guys, I think they got us.

EOTWAWKI · 4 months

The ultimate argument for the existence of God. If you don't get it just shut up, don't be keeping the smarter people back.

JimDixon · 4 months

If there were not really any open discussions of whether our most frequent advocates of personal testimony would not bring relevant material into the open discourse of familiar housekeeping strategies, then there wouldn't be any need for repeated cross-correlation of dissonant opinions centering around the core values of our disparate society. Incessant reiteration of these operations can only be redundant multiplicities under the current circumstances. A final resolution of these disparities will only be possible after a complete review of the necessary forms has been undertaken by a majority of participants. That being the case, we can only hope for a more amicable compromise in the near future.

phaugland · 4 months

Sadly its retarded fucks like this that make all Christians look like retards.

TedTheGreek_Atheos · 4 months

Must have been made by Miss South Carolina.

RedLeg13 · 4 months

some people have a way with words; while some have not way.

sydneygamer · 4 months

I can't even read that. Can someone who understood it translate for me?

Kristastic · 4 months

As a Christian, I approve this message.

TreeComma · 4 months

This is actually meant to force atheists to re-read it over and over again due to our need for logical answers, which in turn makes us all just a little stupid for the effort.

Christian posts nonsensical jargon: It's super effective

TehLunixGuy · 4 months

Internet meme. Originated on 4chan's /v/. http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Has_anyone_really_been_far_even_as_decided_to_use_even_go_want_to_do_look_more_like%3F

TheThingISentYou · 4 months

When did Toki Wartooth start writing material for evangelicals?

4 months

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sgtyork42609 · 4 months

It restarts my brain everytime it stops making sence..

pedanticME · 4 months

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3ok4me/

TalonX1982 · 4 months

I think...I think...I may have...had a seizure? Or a stroke..I'm not sure. But I do know I read that 4 times and my brain did not comprehend what I was reading. And just to be sure....yup,just duped the page,clicked the link, read it again, and I still don't understand. I'm going to post this to the wife's FB wall so when she gets up in the morning she will be as confused as I am right now. If your goal was to make people's heads hurt OP, mission accomplished.Up vote.

thatfatguy481 · 4 months

That actually made my brain hurt.

[deleted] · 4 months

They're just pointing out the fact that atheists haven't even been as far as being able to have come to have decided that. Which isn't even as much as known to be able as to be relevant.

Abrahemp · 4 months

tl:dr arguments for god(s) never make logical sernse. Neifer does dis santans.

vecnyj · 4 months

I'm high right now and I think I lost my ability to read. What the fuck? Please help.

RandomRealn00b · 4 months

I want to know who made that sign so I can make fun of their poor English AND Christianity ignorance!

Olive_Garden · 4 months

4chan 2005

Bishopkilljoy · 4 months

When ever i see somebody defending something, but can barley speak English, i think of Bo Burnham "Oh and poetic talent is so easy to fake when Thy sentences doth no fucking sense make"

Cptlegion · 4 months

wording just confused the hell out of me, any one care to break that down into more simplistic English?

BULBAS0RE · 4 months

hmm. read this out loud, mom thinks im mentally challenged and can't read. Thanks reddit

kmcmahon · 4 months

as o'rielly would say "cant explain it" :)

ledzep4life · 4 months

They say it ain't like it is, but it do.

grumpyoldfart · 4 months

What in the actual who did I you go if there random science and hard if are you doubt.

Hows that for a reply?

PorkShake · 4 months

spectacle dog face even more to relevant joke makes animal advise to

niknikreddit · 4 months

Translator please? I'm lost

evanschimpf · 4 months

This pretty much sums up all of the arguments for god's existence...

XxcontaminatexX · 4 months

Convert all must now

Account_For_Thought · 4 months

Proof.

ramsrgood · 4 months

damn. they got us. PACK IT UP FOLKS!

raisintongue · 4 months

I don't see anything wrong with this. It's an infallible argument.

Kingbeemusic · 4 months

Sounds legit. I'm off to church this Sunday.

April Fool!

silentevil · 4 months

took me a second to make sure i wasn't the idiot

elf4nt4zmo · 4 months

dafuq?

[deleted] · 4 months

what the fuck am I looking at?

Word salad.

Ganjauser · 4 months

Don't see what the problem is. Seems to me like the same incoherent drivel I read all the time regarding the existence of god.

Asylumgirl15 · 4 months

0.o maybe they were asleep...and high... and drunk... all at the same time

ShavedRegressor · 4 months

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Ariomon · 4 months

It's a meme, brah.

dcfisher · 4 months

i actually read it a few times to try and understand it. i thought i was missing something at first. lol

Drebusch · 4 months

Oh my...... I finally understand!!! This has changed my life :')

passwordISsameasname · 4 months

Um..... WHAT?

leveldrummer · 4 months

thats just crazy enough to work! i think im converted guys, sorry. see you in heaven.

NeroJoe · 4 months

The instruction manual for my fake iPod had better English than that.

sanders420 · 4 months

A grammatical abortion.

grizzedram · 4 months

Reminds me of some of this kid's videos, particularly this one

TheGloveOfVokoun · 4 months

I read this and now I can't uncross my eyes.

rumpelstiltskin1 · 4 months

That logic, it's flawless

amazinz5 · 4 months

cocaine is a hell of a drug

bobthecookie · 4 months

What just happened?

solariangod · 4 months

Wow, I never thought about it that way before! (Hint: its because I'm not crazy)

Solo_Virtus · 4 months

You are looking at a repost, that's what.

kuxizza · 4 months

Man, I thought I had aphasia there for a second.

leafkisser · 4 months

This is terrible I think, you're missing words... or punctuation... or... a brain

leitmotif7 · 4 months

Did Sarah Palin make this?

Chilidawg · 4 months

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs9/i/2006/058/0/9/The_Biting_Pear_of_Salamanca_by_ursulav.jpg

BFEngineer · 4 months

Reminds me of this.

http://youtu.be/KnOfSfKvqlY

colday · 4 months

What the hell did I just read? The wording...it made my brain explode.

AWFULJACKASS · 4 months

OHHHH now i get it! it's SOOOO SIMPLE!

ajkkjjk52 · 4 months

Poe. You are looking at Poe.

conitation · 4 months

Why do i feel... dirty and less... smartness in brain... OH NO WHAT HAS hasfenned... O_o

Guhnarf · 4 months

MC confusing, back in this bitch.

Numberzero · 4 months

The reason it's Christians-1/ Atheist-0 is because it's a miracle who ever wrote this isn't dead from drowning when it rains.

natholomew · 4 months

Is this what 'roflstomped' feels like? I'm devastated!

mavs41 · 4 months

Most awesomest post ever?

Binarysoul42 · 4 months

My brain hurts. Make it stop.

DeFeet · 4 months

This kid wrote it obviously...

SoullessDCLXVI · 4 months

I read this like four or five times. Convinced I had just read it wrong. Figured the colors were throwing me.

Andynym · 4 months

A joke, I assume!

Saint_Faptrick · 4 months

I get it. It's funny. It's clever. It still pisses me off.

pewpewmeow · 4 months

I attempted multiple times to decipher this madness. I thought maybe there was some kind of hidden word pattern or meaning, but this is just...blasphemy. I am genuinely angry now. Fuck.

bigbluebunny · 4 months

This is genius and so so perfect

Zemblanity · 4 months

God's existance has been proven. We lost. Put away the fried fetus.

Bjamin1379 · 4 months

I had to check the comments to make sure it wasn't me, ok good, my brain still works.

porterwomble · 4 months

...are you people only just learning of this?

clintonius · 4 months

Sincerely,

Skwisgaar

orbo2187 · 4 months

Christians: 1 Atheists: 0 English teachers: -50

linearcore · 4 months

This might be the best example typifying aphasia I have ever seen.

JonnyBL09 · 4 months

That's the point in the conversation where I would just walk away.

xiph · 4 months

Relevant

Jilly33 · 4 months

Apparently being a theist isnt synonymous with good grammer or even the ability to put words together correctly

Gladix · 4 months

what the f the poster trying to tell me ?

verikesh · 4 months

what the fuck is this incoherent bulshit???

Giwtem · 4 months

I'm surprised Christians haven't started using this yet

jackerickson · 4 months

UUGGGHH WITH A SIDE OF UUGGGHH

kingdomcome3914 · 4 months

I don't understand the last piece of the sentence. Can someone clarify the last bit for me please?

yyx9 · 4 months

Charlie Kelly : 1.

Ogel6000 · 4 months

Yup. That pretty much sums up religion.

Ampersands_Of_Time · 4 months

Poe's Law?

shorty1325 · 4 months

I guess God never told this idiot how to make a sentence that makes sense.

TheWhiteeKnight · 4 months

I've read that 9 times and I feel as if I'm missing a setence inbetween the lines. :L

VincetheMadMan · 4 months

404 error file not found

mtldude1967 · 4 months

TIL Yoda was a Christian.

Kamchack · 4 months

That hurt my brain.

Akitcougar · 4 months

Wait. What the fuck?

wassupimmichael · 4 months

My mind cannot comprehend this. It just...can't.

RalphWasntHere · 4 months

Is this... english?

pubicstaticvoid · 4 months

i had to read it twice.

AdamSharman · 4 months

I can't even... What?

Sdingel · 4 months

I don't get it.

callmethepilot · 4 months

What the actual fuck?

elfemtog · 4 months

his mom

Mrcrest · 4 months

So Christians can't spell and/or form logical sentences now too. -Not saying all Christians are like this obviously but whoever designed this picture is a fool

Squide · 4 months

4chan referens on Reddit O.o

HurrdurrMannen · 4 months

This sentence makes no sense to me :/

hittingal · 4 months

I don't know what I just read...

popcorncolonel · 4 months

fucking newfag

Volleybrah3 · 4 months

What the actual fuck


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