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[–]BrianAnim 13 points14 points ago

I'd normally post a slowpoke photo on here, but I'm afraid the only slowpoke photo I'd be rightful to use on this might load so slow no one would be able to see it.... Ah fuck it http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/001/478/1235895400745.jpg

[–]p8ssword -3 points-2 points ago

Someday, someone's going to post a "Mr. T Ate My Balls" meme as if it was new.

I'll still upvote it.

[–]catpants9001 3 points4 points ago

it should have a picture of Ron Swanson on the carnivore page

[–]washingtonduke 17 points18 points ago

[–]brbATF 2 points3 points ago

"I'll become a vegetarian as soon as I see a cow doing something more important than getting broiled"

[–]boatpile 1 point2 points ago

Man, at least think of a good title

[–]Democritus477 3 points4 points ago

"This was legitimately on the bulletin board at my very real university"

[–]APudgyPiggy 3 points4 points ago

old as fuck

[–]dronethrone 0 points1 point ago

Was this photo taken in Boone, North Carolina?

[–]Ryko89 0 points1 point ago

Still badass

[–]avatar28 0 points1 point ago

My daughter (12) just decided to become a vegetarian after watching some anti-meat propaganda films their school's guidance counselor showed them. I'd send this to her but I'd probably be sleeping on the couch.

[–]BigTomH 10 points11 points ago

... man I don't think you thought through the implications if that post.

[–]electricmonk9 5 points6 points ago

I could never be a vegetarian just because I like meat so much, but honestly there's a lot of cruelty and waste involved. If she's willing to give up meat I don't see why you wouldn't support her.

[–]avatar28 0 points1 point ago

I do support her. Doesn't mean I'm not going to troll her every now and then though.

[–]quailman03 -1 points0 points ago

Hm, yeah, repost, blah blah blah... but i just realized I never looked at the vegan poster, what exactly is that a picture of?

[–]Democritus477 0 points1 point ago

A plant?

[–]Naimie 1 point2 points ago

A butterfly

[–]icalloutreposts -3 points-2 points ago

THIS IS A REPOST

[–]Reptillian97 -1 points0 points ago

Reposting? Chances are...

[–]Crazybay46913 -1 points0 points ago

I have never met a human carnivore (as far as I know). They couldn't even eat hamburgers because bread is not meat.

[–]Democritus477 0 points1 point ago

You are technically correct, I'll give you that.

[–]Hermocrates -1 points0 points ago

Society caters to us! Aren't we so awesome?!

And you, gay people, have you ever tried . . . being straight?

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[–]death2monkey -3 points-2 points ago

I upvoted then felt the irony...

[–]cleggcleggers -2 points-1 points ago

erm gerddddd this is herrarious