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[–]NickDouglas 8 points9 points ago

DJ Dadaist has the worst flyers.

[–]Officer_Squarepants 28 points29 points ago

First off, that is a big-ass slice of pizza.

[–]ishouldbeworking69 7 points8 points ago

or just a really small car?

[–]kavemankitchen -5 points-4 points ago

Gotta hate when the first comment I think of is already at the top of the list.

[–]zzzacs 2 points3 points ago

just stop thinking, problem solved.

[–]iBird 0 points1 point ago

Try alcohol, it helps me not think for awhile.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Gotta stop the hate and give an upvote.

[–]Karma_Whorrington 1 point2 points ago

I have a funny story about stuff on windshield wipers that is completely irrelevant to your comment. My friend and I were heading out to school (really rainy day) in his car and we hit a squirrel, when we stopped to examine the flattened carcass I had a brilliant idea. I brought the squirrel to school ( using a plastic bag) and placed it in the back windshield wiper of some person's car. After school ended I went out to see how it played out. They entered their car and drove off, and when the back windshield wiper kicked in it spread squirrel blood all over their rear window. Story over...the end.

[–]LostSoulsAlliance 0 points1 point ago

Better than a big ass-slice of pizza.

[–]IHateHumans 5 points6 points ago

I'd probably still eat it.

[–]FeierInMeinHose 0 points1 point ago

I would eat the shit, metaphorically, out of that slice of pizza.

[–]SomethingFoul 5 points6 points ago

That looks like a Benny's slice if you ask me. Which you didn't.

[–]drbeene 1 point2 points ago

Don't tell me what I don't ask you!

[–]bonkus 1 point2 points ago

looks like a Mimmo's slice if you ask me... which you didn't. But that's fine, I don't need an invitation to help identify a slice of pie.

[–]J_stoner 0 points1 point ago

"Best pizza you've ever had or your money back"? That''s a bold statement.....

[–]coldpizza4brkfast 2 points3 points ago

Italian Downvote

[–]Fortuo 3 points4 points ago

AdMo Jumbo Slice Gangstas leave their mark.

[–]-Gravitron- 2 points3 points ago

[–]rollsherown 3 points4 points ago

You got enough dough to pay that? I sauce so.

[–]redhousebythebog 1 point2 points ago

When the new pizza shop in town ran out of flyers, they improvised...

[–]pmartin0079 1 point2 points ago

bacci jumbo slice by chance?

[–]SlagginOff 1 point2 points ago

That's what it looked like to me. Now I'm probably going to have to drunkenly eat a slice tonight.

[–]pmartin0079 1 point2 points ago

$5 never bought me such a huge and delicious slice.

[–]ScottRockview 1 point2 points ago

Now THAT is a random act of pizza.

[–]pinkrocprincess 1 point2 points ago

What made me happiest about this post?

He used than in the correct context.

[–]chucknorrisismyson 1 point2 points ago

Well I guess he got ... * puts on sunglasses * ..... served.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Somewhere a meter maid is trying to a microwave a ticket book.

[–]tricky5coolio 0 points1 point ago

I wish that slice was somehow even bigger.

[–]erickadue32 0 points1 point ago

did you eat it?

[–]merciah 0 points1 point ago

I think the big question here is: did you eat it?

[–]sapo916 0 points1 point ago

The things I would do to that pizza.

Edit: Eat it of course.

[–]Sobertese 0 points1 point ago

Oh thanks for that edit. The mental picture was unbearable

[–]kkeys 0 points1 point ago

I bet that car would like to give you a pizza his mind!

[–]Exploderer 0 points1 point ago

Whoever did this needs a high five. It takes a lot of originality to think: What would people do if I put a slice of pizza under their windshield wiper. A parking ticket will be forgotten. NOBODY forgets a slice of pizza under their wiper.

My hero <3

[–]somethinginsideme 0 points1 point ago

[–]overachiever 0 points1 point ago

Now that's a random act of pizza

[–]dr3 0 points1 point ago

I saw this once in Dallas, only the pizza was missing a bite.

[–]EnysAtSea 0 points1 point ago

I bet the pizza that slice came from could drape the whole vehicle.

[–]paisanwest 0 points1 point ago

Is that a reward for good parking?

[–]colemanizer 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Dominos to me, but whatever. I'd eat that shit anyway

[–]Whatzamatta 0 points1 point ago

Mmm. Bacci's Pizza.

[–]bitsRboolean 0 points1 point ago

You take a big bite of it...and it has a laminated parking ticket baked inside.

[–]roslea 0 points1 point ago

Bananas.

[–]Tuskuul 0 points1 point ago

random acts of pizza? o.o

[–]thegeneralstrike 0 points1 point ago

I wish this happened to me when I park illegally.

[–]Signder 0 points1 point ago

Not really. You have to clean it up afterwards and it's also a large waste of pizza unless you're going to eat it.

[–]LoopSide -2 points-1 points ago

lol!!!!