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[–]could_be_a_liar 31 points32 points ago

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This was nice until I saw it on every fucking video.

[–]Quaytsar 45 points46 points ago

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If I wanted to read Youtube comments I would go to Youtube.

[–]forhammer 3 points4 points ago

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if i wanted to be reminded of how retarded facebook is, i'd go to facebook.

[–]thedbp -1 points0 points ago

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And when I want to know where to go to read or be reminded of what you recognize other sites on, I go to reddit.

[–]willehh 34 points35 points ago

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This is on almost every YouTube video

[–]bababooey55 19 points20 points ago

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Also, "omg this was filmed with a potato/toaster!".

[–]leetheproducer 0 points1 point ago

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or a calculator? or "which pixel is the "insert something from video here?"

[–]Hoobleton 24 points25 points ago

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And yet, I find this type of comment more annoying than all those it tries to encompass.

[–]Slime0 -1 points0 points ago

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On YouTube, comments that are in any way "meta" like this are highly regarded. Some people treat this sort of joke as if it were a creative new concept in the world of humor. I just expect Reddit to have a more mature mentality than that, but I'm finding myself disappointed rather often these days.

[–]CrackedPepper86 6 points7 points ago

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"First!"

[–]RichardCupidIV 6 points7 points ago

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fake!

[–]MiGGoFIN 0 points1 point ago

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"lasst to get laid ololo amirite guise?!?!"

[–]melance 8 points9 points ago

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Forgot...Smart ass comment about number of dislike people.

[–]dumb_jellyfish 2 points3 points ago

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Please thumbs-down those people. I hate them too and make a small effort to show my dislike.

[–]xStealthClown 1 point2 points ago

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727 people browse 9gag!!

[–]aerodit 4 points5 points ago

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You forgot the. COPS CALLED MAH NEIGHBORZ N THEY TOLD ME TA TURN IT UP

[–]i-lumos 1 point2 points ago

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I RAPED THE REPEAT BUTTON CAUSE I LUB THIS SONG <3 :D <3 OHEMGEE

[–]PropagandaMan 4 points5 points ago

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He forgot the "INSERT THE QUOTE FROM THE VIDEO," which is the most frequent top comments in YouTube.

[–]ENRONburgandy 2 points3 points ago

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Also, "Still better love story than twilight ".

[–]DragoniteMaster 2 points3 points ago

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Don't forget the video about a girl, "That's a strange looking kitchen"

[–]EricFartman 2 points3 points ago

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"Kill it! before it lays eggs"

[–]bleedingoutlaw28 2 points3 points ago

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2255!

[–]Jaybaybaybay 2 points3 points ago

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I'm 13 and I love this comment.

[–]ThePaco 3 points4 points ago

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You forgot, "Reddit sent me here."

[–]Xyon81 3 points4 points ago

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Fake and Gay

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[–]MulliganToZero 0 points1 point ago

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Poopfap!

[–]seinzumtode 1 point2 points ago

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It left out "OMG where's the drop? Skrillex is so much better!!"

[–]FappingFlapper 1 point2 points ago

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"I know some of you is going to read this, but I am a (insert profession here) and I will be very thankful if you can check out my videos".

Forgot this kind of comments.

[–]BurnyBurn[!] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Bzeager 1 point2 points ago

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And "Thumbs up if (other YouTube user OR a certain website) brought you here!"

[–]wrankin1101 0 points1 point ago

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I hate this comment when it's on youtube, and I hate it even more now it's on reddit.

[–]davbav23 0 points1 point ago

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its getting to a point where comments are pointless on youtube. only every so often do I see a comment worth reading.

[–]Hoobleton 1 point2 points ago*

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Depends what videos you're watching. Comments on music videos are useless, as are most of those surrounding news stories. The comments on vlogs and things which focus on an issue are sometimes worth perusing, but it depends on the vlogger and their audience really.

[–]thepastafarian 0 points1 point ago

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Except I didn't find this hard to masturbate to

[–]Frak98 0 points1 point ago

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"I stopped my porn for this."

[–]schpoody 0 points1 point ago

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well done sir

[–]garrow10 0 points1 point ago

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i laughed the first 8times this was posted on reddit...i laugh no more

[–]i-lumos 1 point2 points ago

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9 gag teehee

[–]feelixxx 0 points1 point ago

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This would be funny, if I was living under a rock for the past 10 years.

[–]RiPotato 0 points1 point ago

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If only someone made this for reddit.

[–]holddat -1 points0 points ago

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America sucks. Fuck the police. What does being black have to do with the video? Upboats for everyone. LOL XDXDXDXD. I lost it at this part. Old repost.

[–]RiPotato 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you. It might be missing some parts, but otherwise is well written.

[–]isldpk 0 points1 point ago

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where are the racist comments?

[–]Hoogyme 0 points1 point ago

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He missed the "Take a look at my channel!"

[–]MothSlayer 0 points1 point ago

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He forgot to take an arrow to the knee.

[–]SoulPoleSuperstar 0 points1 point ago

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who knew Tracy Jordan had a youtube account

[–]MinorDefect -1 points0 points ago

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  • very strange kitchen you have there and
  • FAKE, funny youtube comments dont exist

are missing. choose what you like and THUMBS UP11!!!!!11

[–]Nik323 0 points1 point ago

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"LOL"

[–]dnmty 0 points1 point ago

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In addition: "9/11 was an inside job, Ron Paul 2012 some thing about Obama"

[–]fknrat 0 points1 point ago

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Missed the "[insert decade]'s music was way better, all music now officially sucks, I was born in the wrong decade" part.

[–]jeffarei 0 points1 point ago

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i think the only thing missing is "I FUCKING HATE YOU, VEVO".

[–]applecheekedgoon 0 points1 point ago

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You missed "I'm X years old and I hate/love Y music, look how precocious and wise I am! My generation blows, every other generation was superior, 90's KIDS REPRESENT."

[–]cryer 0 points1 point ago

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He forgot "[insert quote from video]"

[–]Cptnwalrus 0 points1 point ago

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SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

[–]tehgama95 0 points1 point ago

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and now this shit is every top comment.

[–]popcoc 0 points1 point ago

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Funny

[–]christianzen2004 0 points1 point ago

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66 likes 6 days ago "666" Fuck FUCK

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Missed "blank sent me here."

[–]Logondo 0 points1 point ago

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The irony is this post is on almost every video.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Lol everyone here forgets how shitty resdit comments can be. Can someone post that extremely long list of reddit comments? It made it's way through circlejerk and askreddit a few months ago.

Shit like:

I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

And favorites like:

This.

[–]wotererio 0 points1 point ago

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This is on top funny all time. Fuck you.

[–]h4nk 0 points1 point ago

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Forgot this.

[–]bill5125 0 points1 point ago

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This is a repost, it is currently rated number 28 in r/funny's top rated posts of all time. This is the original post

[–]c0ld-- 0 points1 point ago

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No, this sums up every YouTube comment.

[–]Fashoomp 0 points1 point ago

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10/10, would read again.

[–]rachawakka -1 points0 points ago

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Only one comment plus a million other ones saying bits of what he said. Or he could have just said something original, but apparently this was more important.

[–]IAmHomeless -1 points0 points ago

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Why would people upvote this shit?