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[–]DeweyTheDecimal 43 points44 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I can't believe he's sat there for 5 days.

[–]ericn1300 4 points5 points ago

he must be on reddit

[–]4BDN 1 point2 points ago

He looks pretty damn similar to this kid who went to my high school. Did he perhaps go to high school in New York?

[–]idaydream 0 points1 point ago

bahaha he looks like TJ

[–]SirBobSacamano 1 point2 points ago

Dude! He looks like me! I thought this picture was me, then I though you guys were talking about me… My mind is being blown right now

[–]gr8lildevil 1 point2 points ago

if you look like him, you're fucking sexy.

[–]Konnerbraap 107 points108 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I can't be the only one who saw the Asian curtain man being hung in the background. Please tell me I'm not the only one.

[–]Cyborg_Cricket 28 points29 points ago

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My god...

[–]s_for_scott 3 points4 points ago

Cannot unsee....

[–]THE_FRESHEST_CEREAL 2 points3 points ago

My god...

Where is he now?

[–]sierrabravo1984 -2 points-1 points ago

In your freshest cereal.

[–]THE_FRESHEST_CEREAL 0 points1 point ago

God is indeed in my cereal

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

What's he taste like?

[–]krispyKRAKEN -1 points0 points ago

imaginaaation

[–]CRUDE_CAPS_LOCK_NAME 13 points14 points ago

He's been hanging for 5 days. Laziness level: serial killer.

[–]worrst 2 points3 points ago

Asian curtain man? Please explain... i missed a couple of days of reddit this week...

[–]donies 1 point2 points ago

the curtain looks like there is the face of an asian man on it.

[–]Guard01 0 points1 point ago

I can't breathe now.

[–]Margot23 1 point2 points ago

Interesting fact: people--even when they're made out of curtains--are hanged. Everything else, including non-personified curtains, are hung.

[–]SaggyBallsHD 0 points1 point ago

Mother of god...

[–]saltytroll 0 points1 point ago

I saw it too I was like its an alien!!!!

[–]agapornis 0 points1 point ago

You're not the only one.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

I thought it was a sheet tied up for a suicide attempt.

[–]hoirkmann 19 points20 points ago

Back pain level: Motherfucker

[–]holyice7 34 points35 points ago

Tell him he's cute! Do it now!

[–]a_live_otter 8 points9 points ago

I fully expect to see this again on ladyboners tomorrow.

[–]OpiumFlamingo 4 points5 points ago

Yes... yes... Tell him.

[–]dakkeh 4 points5 points ago

OMG! Maybe he'll date one of you!

[–]Gildian 7 points8 points ago

What's the problem? It's doing what it was designed to do.

[–]Nukemi 8 points9 points ago

This is nothing.

I bought a laundry container from IKEA, and did not open it in 5months. Instead i just stacked all the laundry on it.

works!

[–]mysticRight 6 points7 points ago

DAMMIT. College Students are NOT lazy! They just have a completely different set of priorities.

I am sure he has been busy doing lots of other things more important than putting that chair together. Like studying, or homework, or watching porn, or smoking a bowl, or sexy time with the cute neighbor chick... Seriously. It is not like he is just sitting around aimlessly, watching the chair, and hoping it puts itself together.

When there is idle time, the chair will be assembled. Don't get on his case about it.

[–]Trojanbp 0 points1 point ago

you totally forgot those hours playing games, staying awake all night playing Mass Effect getting all paragon and the assests up only to realize that your choices don't matter

[–]latticusnon 0 points1 point ago

As a college student, he has definitely sat around watching the chair hoping it would put itself together.

[–]mysticRight 1 point2 points ago

yeaaah, you may be right.

[–]Beastro 2 points3 points ago

You wouldn't by any chance be Andrew VanWyngarden from MGMT would you?

[–]dakkeh 6 points7 points ago

Ugh, that "watch" is really pissing me off.

[–]jp93 2 points3 points ago

Oh, St. Marks, you so silly!

Anyone wondering, this is in Townsville. Sorry to crush your dreams, Americans.

[–]Evil_Enchanter 1 point2 points ago

Typical Jarrah is typical.

[–]bfhancock 1 point2 points ago

The switch behind the bed... What does it do?

[–]a_live_otter 1 point2 points ago

Turn the light/ceiling fan off without getting out of bed! Laziness level: college student works on so many levels in this pic.

[–]kimball10 1 point2 points ago

Just because he doesn't use chairs like you do, doesn't mean you should judge him for it.

[–]ToInfinityThenStop 1 point2 points ago

Why don't they sell a cardboard box filled with solid foam to be used as a stool.

[–]Togarda 1 point2 points ago

Jesse Cox?

[–]Meebert 1 point2 points ago

Keep it boxed till the end if the semester and it will be easy to pack up if you go home for the summer

[–]Conorlfcmd91 1 point2 points ago

I've been using a box containing a bedside table as a bedside table for the best part of 6 months now...

[–]buttguy 1 point2 points ago

Doesnt matter; had sit.

[–]xuany 1 point2 points ago

Man bought a chair and got exactly what he wanted I see nothing wrong.

[–]bootnuts 1 point2 points ago

As long as the flatscreen works, the world can crumble around you

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[–]redlaserpanda 0 points1 point ago

IT'S MY LAST NAME TOO!! Are we related?

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[–]redlaserpanda 0 points1 point ago

Yep!

[–]lavy36 1 point2 points ago

WHOA! Tell me that's not the INABOX CARMODY CHAIR cardboard box. That's the best cardboard box on the planet right now.

[–]Syko22 0 points1 point ago

This is why I would be a really good student.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, Officeworks!

[–]Harroprease11 0 points1 point ago

that guy is totally rolling a spliff isnt he ?

[–]Clydeicus 0 points1 point ago

Huh. Maybe I should set up that bed frame I hauled from New York to my apartment in Pittsburgh that's now just kinda leaning against the wall in the hallway tripping up my roommates...

[–]Urytion 0 points1 point ago

I have the same chair, I am literally sitting in it right now. Assemble it. It is glorious.

[–]keberos 0 points1 point ago

A buddy of mine bought his wife a new computer (prebuilt) for her birthday, and it sat in their office for over 4 weeks before it got plugged in and set up. All the while, she still used the older one complaining about how terrible it was.

She's over 40...

[–]Spezticle_Spence 0 points1 point ago

Knox?..

[–]YachtZ 0 points1 point ago

You look oddly familiar...this doesn't happen to be in Tech House does it?

[–]Ex_LionTamer 0 points1 point ago

Note, also: can of beans (?) on shelf.

[–]Mapquestify 0 points1 point ago

you're in college...why are you so god dam lazy?

[–]Tashre 0 points1 point ago

As someone who recently put together two office chairs, I share this guy's sentiment.

[–]ChocolateCoatedWeed 0 points1 point ago

If it works, it works

[–]danteis 0 points1 point ago

Jake?

[–]felmarah 0 points1 point ago

I've been using the SC2 box as a mousepad since shortly after the game came out.

[–]LordOfGummies 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he just doesn't have the time to put that piece of Chinese made shit together right now. That isn't laziness that's priorities.

[–]brodie21 0 points1 point ago

I cant let something that requires assembly sit in the box. I get home and immediately assemble that shit. Instructions? Fuck that, I'm going to figure it out on my own.

Assembly required? FUCK YES!

[–]Rixxer 0 points1 point ago

I thought that said 5 years at first, I was like "wtf!?". Then I realized it said 5 days and I was like "wtf brain...".

[–]waynehell 0 points1 point ago

i am afraid this is what eventually will kill all humanity

[–]imnotahick 0 points1 point ago

gotta love laziness. My buddy had a fire escape you attach to your window and climb down if a fire ever started. It sat in the first floor living room for a month

[–]AwkwardBrandon 0 points1 point ago

I got a new TV for Christmas. It's just been sitting in my room in the box while I watch TV on my old one.

[–]aconation12 0 points1 point ago

thats thinking outside the box...

[–]kaiayame 0 points1 point ago

Attractiveness level: quite

[–]theleanmc 0 points1 point ago

Still currently using my roommate's unopened fridge as a table since I'm on bottom bunk. Go college.

[–]SirBobSacamano 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god.. I have stared at this for the past 10 minutes, I don't think I have ever seen anyone who looks more like me… This may be my twin. also, because I share the same laziness level/ wardrobe

[–]redlaserpanda 0 points1 point ago

My last name is Carmody.... weird. Where is this from?

[–]LordWhat 0 points1 point ago

he is a hero to us all.

[–]mrbarry1024 0 points1 point ago

Ladies and Gentlemen, your future leaders.

[–]MJZMan 0 points1 point ago

This worked out great. When I first loaded the pic, all I could see was the top of the box. I kind of guessed the joke involved the box, but that was only confirmed when I scrolled down. Then I lol'ed hard.

[–]Aiconic 0 points1 point ago

No it hasnt.

[–]The_Hamburglar90 -1 points0 points ago

wooooooh

[–]champcantwin -1 points0 points ago

This reminds me of my friend and I fiending over online poker while sitting on an upturned laundry hamper for a chair.

[–]billbryan516 -1 points0 points ago

Saw it right away...then I saw the chair. LMAO!! Great work!!!

[–]FrogDie -4 points-3 points ago

HAHA College Student Level: SOPHOMORE AM I RITE? Hahahaha! Upvotes.

[–]eurk0 0 points1 point ago

Got the same chair. If i knew how uncomfortable it would be, i would probably use it in the same way.