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[–]jiglyjeff 97 points98 points ago

In this episode, free trade negotiations with Brazil turn into an all out prank war! It's all good and fun until Reagan crosses the line. Tonight @ 8/7 Central

[–]Beard_of_life 55 points56 points ago

Next time, Reagan returns from his vacation to China, but he accidentally leaves the American manufacturing industry behind!

[–]yep45 33 points34 points ago

Reagan and his wife go to see a fortune teller with the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and find out that the White House is HAUNTED!

[–]futurelibrarian 8 points9 points ago

I liked it. You keep on doing what you are doing, don't listen to them downvotes.

[–]yep45 4 points5 points ago

people downvoted my reference to Nancy Reagan's seances? Bitches need to read up on they history, son.

[–]InvaderDJ 0 points1 point ago

TIL. That American Dad joke now makes sense. Thanks.

[–]futurelibrarian 0 points1 point ago

It's okay, they upvoted it now. But the first people to see it were unaware I guess.

[–]PoisonMind 0 points1 point ago

The first Google hit I came up with says: "Incidentally, Nancy Reagan never held a séance at the White House, though she was reported to have consulted with an astrologer when planning her husband’s schedules. It was Mary Todd Lincoln who regularly held séances."

[–]RancorousC[!] 0 points1 point ago

In our next episode, Reagan has tons of fun with his new Chemistry set and creates a fly new treat that L.A just can't get enough of!

WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

[–]charbo187 -1 points0 points ago

these sound like plots from "that's my bush"

[–]GearSpinner 1 point2 points ago

I wish I had some novelty accounts to upvote this comment more

[–]DeweyTheDecimal 0 points1 point ago

"Mr. Reagan it's me. Your daughter... You don't remember?" "I DON'T NEED ANY MORE TOWELS!"

[–]CushCush91 3 points4 points ago

Content Warning: Involves an old man kicking the shit out of Commie Soviets.

[–]Socky_McPuppet 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, he was bad-ass, alright. As President, he read out loud the things that other people wrote for him without stumbling over any of the words! That, alone, makes him a God amongst recent Republican presidents.

And if reading stuff aloud doesn't count as kicking the shit out of the Commies, then I don't know what does.

[–]IAMCHICKENONARAFT -2 points-1 points ago

[–]merecido 0 points1 point ago

My god, chicken on a raft. Stuck in my head now, thanks.

[–]tyrantlytamale 34 points35 points ago

I would say that's only moderately Reagan.

[–]saffir 29 points30 points ago

You Britta'd the post title

[–]ty94 7 points8 points ago

You're like the kid who spells the historical figure's name wrong in the short answer section of the test, even though his name is in the question.

[–]pushy_eater 1 point2 points ago

Ray-gun?

[–]TehDingo 15 points16 points ago

Sometimes I see something and I go That is so Reagan but sometimes I see something else and go That is so not Reagan.

[–]HighSorcerer 0 points1 point ago

Usually it's either a picture of Reagan or not a picture of Reagan.

[–]SaidSheWasADancer 8 points9 points ago

He's so spunky, yet lovable. Oh Disney, what will you think of next?

[–]AngryEnt 1 point2 points ago

I can see this line being in the commercial.

[–]TexasWithADollarsign 2 points3 points ago

RONALD REAGAN?!? THE ACTOR?!?!?

[–]The_Pun_Guy 2 points3 points ago

Guess who's back. Back Reagain.

[–]a_learning_Stoic 5 points6 points ago

I'd watch the hell out of that show.

[–]bumblecurls 1 point2 points ago

I would watch the shit out of this show.

[–]_Jairus 1 point2 points ago

This is so fucking stupid. Upvote.

[–]halfricanhero 1 point2 points ago

the catch is, instead of remembering the future, he forgets the past

[–]roachman253 1 point2 points ago

This just made my day

[–]Poeticink626[S] 0 points1 point ago

This comment made mine.

[–]vadergeek 1 point2 points ago

...Seems better than most of the lineup, actually.

[–]Unladenswallow0 1 point2 points ago

This is hilarious!!

[–]Awesomeade 3 points4 points ago

I think I saw this already. I believe it was called, "Republican Primary Debates."

[–]hardgeeklife 2 points3 points ago

Fun Fact: they actually made a TV show about a conservative president: That's My Bush. It was created by Trey parker and Matt Stone. It did not last long :(

[–]captain_woop_swag 1 point2 points ago

Regan smash, Regan smash...Regan tired.

[–]Poeticink626[S] 0 points1 point ago

LOL

[–]broohaha 1 point2 points ago

Ronald Regan? Maybe you were thinking of Donald Regan, Reagan's Chief of Staff.

[–]AppleJuiceJones 0 points1 point ago

Please be made into a Robot Chicken skit...

[–]Grilled_Cheesy 0 points1 point ago

"Politics that I can see"

[–]Doc_Stu 0 points1 point ago

I prefer 'That's so Raymond!'

Starring - Ray Romano

[–]AwwElizabeth 0 points1 point ago

Genius.

[–]knfish 0 points1 point ago

Instead of forgetting the future, he forgets the past!

[–]Madskeptic 0 points1 point ago

I hope it is as good as That's So Gaben, they even made a Gameboy Advance game for that series!

[–]Streakiest 2 points3 points ago

[–]kantorekB14 0 points1 point ago

I guess you could say the kids that watch this show will become the Reagan youth.

[–]fasmaun 0 points1 point ago

Back when Disney wasn't full of singers.

[–]Gr8teful_69 0 points1 point ago

Lets go back to that time in economics. That would be very interesting

[–]pharmbandit 0 points1 point ago

POST COUNTER COMMENT! SCREEN CAP! DELETE COMMENT!

[–]osamaburger 0 points1 point ago

This week, Ollie sells guns to Iran to fund the overthrow of democratically elected leaders in South America-- and gets a show on Fox News!

[–]feelingthepeel 0 points1 point ago

I was just congratulating r/ books for making it to the front page..and then i see this. Way to shit on a cake parade.

[–]bigdog87 0 points1 point ago

Aw man, I was hoping this was gonna be Rappin' Ronnie Reagan, the TV series

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

After finding a time machine, Ronald Reagan and his wife teleport back to 1938 to save his acting career! Tune in Saturday Night @ 5/4 Central

[–]Ingrid2012 0 points1 point ago

Regan is the devil.

[–]ozpunk 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Dog Bites Man from a few years ago.
That's so very typical of the behavior I've come to expect from Raven...

[–]Self_Hating_Liberal 0 points1 point ago

Selling guns to terrorists in order to fund other terrorists?

That's so Reagan!

[–]locoyandel 0 points1 point ago

Too soon ಠ_ಠ

[–]Rexosexual 0 points1 point ago

Regan...sleep now...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Topical.

[–]N64ever 0 points1 point ago

I laughed harder than I should have.

[–]suhszeto 0 points1 point ago

Please be zombie Regan, please be zombie regan, pleassee....

The Walking ElecDEAD...

[–]I_Eat_Thermite7 -5 points-4 points ago

Minus the fact that Disney has gone way left wing.

[–]fart_johnson 3 points4 points ago

"The Sweet Life of Mao and Trotsky"

"Mao and Trotsky meet Deng and Khruschev and invite them over, but when this Bolshie Crew finds out that they are capitalist roaders, they are denounced as counterrevolutionary, leaving Deng and Khruschev behind. Meanwhile, Debs tutors the proletariat in class consciousness and Bakunin gives Kropotkin advice on anarcho-communism."

[–]chainsaw_juggler 1 point2 points ago

Despite their supposed hero worship of the man, Reagan was way left wing compared to the current GOP.

[–]dsutari 0 points1 point ago

Yup. He was a moderate as both governor and president, and while working to decrease some taxes, e also made sure others were strictly enforced (see: GE).

He's what America needed at the time, an optimist.

[–]Bunglenomics -2 points-1 points ago

I would say the current GOP is way left wing compared to Reagan. It depends on what you're putting into consideration, I guess. Economically, the current GOP is much farther left.

The left and right wing paradigm is full of flaws anyway.

[–]dsutari 0 points1 point ago

Dude, this is the president that said "deficits don't matter". How is that to the right of the current GOP?

[–]Bunglenomics 0 points1 point ago

That appears to be a Cheney quote referring to Reagan's presidency. Not something Reagan said.

Don't get me wrong, the guy wasn't a wonderful example of free market Capitalism, the current GOP also would spend tons on wars and foreign policy and would be unlikely to really cut anything significantly at all.

[–]dsutari 1 point2 points ago

My bad. I just read the Reagan Diaries and the best parts were him writing about his relationship with Gorbachev.

[–]I_Eat_Thermite7 -1 points0 points ago

True Story

[–]sweetgreggo -3 points-2 points ago

How about his new movie "Honey, I Fucked the Country"?

[–]amnotarobot -2 points-1 points ago

[–]umdred11 -1 points0 points ago

Thats so Reagan, I want to spread democracy

Thats so Reagan, free markets are mysterious to me

[–]roldes -2 points-1 points ago

[–]hdbham -2 points-1 points ago*

It's the future I can't see!

[–]l33tb3rt -2 points-1 points ago

I thought it was going to be "Whose line is it anyway" and just show him being confused in the Oval Office because of the Alzheimer's.

[–]reagan2016 -1 points0 points ago

I told you I'd be back.

[–]blueswaidshoes -1 points0 points ago

[–]spaminacan -1 points0 points ago

It's the future he can see. The past...not so much.

[–]fulloftrees -1 points0 points ago

fuck. ronald. reagan.

[–]Yegger -3 points-2 points ago

You my Gipper

[–]scromer21 -5 points-4 points ago

That's so Reagan's wife

[–]Poeticink626[S] -2 points-1 points ago

I just noticed I misspelled his name. My apologies people. I'm so ashamed. I've let the best of the Internet down. :(

[–]terref -2 points-1 points ago

He had a vision... of an earth-orbiting missile defense system.

[–]paulsagan4pres -3 points-2 points ago

instead of telling the future he just bombs people

[–]tylertgbh -4 points-3 points ago

BOMB EVERYTHING

[–]Self_Hating_Liberal -5 points-4 points ago

Lying to Congress and the American people and getting away with it?

That's so Reagan!

[–]Self_Hating_Liberal -5 points-4 points ago*

Using the politics of hatred and division to play angry white Middle Americans against liberals and minorities for 30 years and being worshipped as a man who united America?

That's so Reagan!

Edit: So many downvotes! Nice to know the Historical Revisionist Brigade of the Reagan Youth is so active on Reddit... Even from the grave old Ronnie's still up to his old tricks!