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[–]BakulaSelleck92 6 points7 points ago

All jokes aside, Portal 3 must feature using portals underwater.

[–]JimmyDThing 1 point2 points ago

I think Portal's legacy should be giving the gun to every futuristic sci-fi third-person shooter so that they can incorporate some REAL tricky puzzles into their game.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

My favorite part is that he isnt in the pool at all

[–]dmg_inc[S] 0 points1 point ago

Mind = blown

[–]Skyler827 0 points1 point ago

I really wish you could show us the original photo.

[–]anti_song_sloth 0 points1 point ago

Things to do with a portal gun

Pretend to drown yourself

[–]Bingopop 0 points1 point ago

So he stays completely dry the entire time? GENIUS

[–]zerospinskier 0 points1 point ago

If I ever have a band, I'm naming it "Swimming With Portals."

[–]squireee 0 points1 point ago

BUT WHAT ABOUT HIS UPPER BODY!??

[–]Wired22 0 points1 point ago

A picture with a joke implied, muddied by text explaining the joke, ruined by the title adding nothing to the joke.

[–]Nullvoid123 -1 points0 points ago

I could think of many more interesting things to first do with a portal gun...