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[–]GorillaButt 9 points10 points ago

Lemme mullet over.

[–]butter_my_fingers 0 points1 point ago

I'll just shave this pun for later...

[–]Bishop_of_Reddit 0 points1 point ago

Eye see what you did there...

[–]Rincewinder 0 points1 point ago

Word for word exactly what I came to say. You sir get an upvote.

[–]Thumbz8 0 points1 point ago

I always love the first pun, then hate every pun after that.

[–]AndyRooney 5 points6 points ago

[–]ara_p 6 points7 points ago

Tim, is that you?

[–]GODDAMN_TOURETTES 1 point2 points ago

Thank you

[–]analfuck 1 point2 points ago

That is straight up gangster as hell...

[–]imadbagama 1 point2 points ago

is there some kind of tradition which involves posting this picture every 3 days?

[–]irawwwr 0 points1 point ago

Seriously...

[–]filmproducer 1 point2 points ago

Why aren't their any comments about how this image has been reposted OVER, AND OVER, AND FUCKING OVER several damn times!

[–]SaganAllMyLoveForYou -1 points0 points ago

indeed, it is older than god. I usually make a point of not complaining about reposts, but it would help if this was even particularly funny in the first place

[–]Smiley15 0 points1 point ago

tv censoring curse words...

[–]r0n0c 0 points1 point ago

I would be afraid of him shooting my laptop like he did to his daughters.

[–]JonathanWarner 0 points1 point ago

He should have shaved it for later.

[–]ToAGasChamberGo 0 points1 point ago

So many flavors saved...

[–]Black_Char 0 points1 point ago

First time I saw this picture. It was from another guy who looked exactly like this man.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Nosehair you can't.

[–]Aderakun 0 points1 point ago

What'ca doin?

Aw nothin just BROWsing reddit.

[–]likelydrunk 0 points1 point ago

Captain Haddock IRL??!

[–]ChargedCable 0 points1 point ago

Can eyebrows your computer?

[–]zitfarmer 0 points1 point ago

His mullet is growing through.

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

I became hypnotized by that mustache for a few minutes.

[–]n3rf 0 points1 point ago

I read 3 pages of r/funny in the last 10 minutes and this is the only one I am leaving a comment on.

Fucking repost, go to hell OP

[–]rbyer 0 points1 point ago

Party in in the back, party in the front. Lacks party on the sides though.
Score: 8/10.

[–]Raurtom 0 points1 point ago

up to the frontpage with you!!!

[–]RAINBOOMDASHER 0 points1 point ago

After seeing This video here

At the 1:33 second mark the pickup line joke got me. I thought reddit might like the humour, so I looked up pickup line on google images here And posted it here

KARMA!

Now this post is the image right after...

Vsauce is a karma making machine...

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 0 points1 point ago

This guy looks like my mee-maw.

[–]Lannater[S] 1 point2 points ago

And this is grandpa http://i.imgur.com/k0uZ6.jpg

[–]Alicia_deaun -1 points0 points ago

Upvote because I have a Meemaw too.

[–]Hbaus -1 points0 points ago

I mustache you a question but I'm shaving it for later

[–]2muchCoding -1 points0 points ago

When he talks would his mustache move? Zoidberg 'stache?

[–]Lannater[S] 1 point2 points ago

What are you thinking, the mustache is doing the speaking lol.

[–]Nod_Narb -1 points0 points ago

Didn't even notice the eyebrows.

[–]TheMagicalMouse 0 points1 point ago

Eyebrow*

[–]i_misread_titles -1 points0 points ago

Do you like my mullet?

did I do it right?

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD -2 points-1 points ago

Furget about it. No one touches my computer.