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[–]shmishmortion 59 points60 points ago

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I love how this get posted every week but the picture keeps changing

[–]glenlikespie 7 points8 points ago

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I guess that the population of various klepto-grampas is higher than you might imagine.

Or maybe Klepto-Grampa is a master of disguise.

Unrelated note: "Klepto Grampas" would be a pretty kickass band name.

[–]gosslot 1 point2 points ago

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or tumblr

[–]ejduck3744 0 points1 point ago

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Every week? I litterally saw this yesterday.

[–]xKJx25 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think that word means what you think it means.

[–]ejduck3744 0 points1 point ago

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no, i actually did see a highly similar image the day before, i did not use the word literal out of context.

[–]patarack 17 points18 points ago

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This picture is older than that man's balls.

[–]SimilarImage 88 points89 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
10 months Yojimara Grandad used to go to the store... here 201 893
2 months bluenightlight You can't do that now. here 75 479
2 months JennaKitten Ahh the good old times... /r/trees 56 772

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[–]Solid364 4 points5 points ago

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Don't know if there's a human behind those controls, but just letting you know there's another big truck small penis post on the front page you should check out, people are asking for you...

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 26 points27 points ago

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You always kill our fun SimilarImage, but I love you anyway.

[–]hitsonbots 18 points19 points ago

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Don't you speak down to SimilarImage.

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 8 points9 points ago

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What a marvelously specific novelty account you have.

[–]RancorousC 0 points1 point ago

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What if it's not a novelty account, and he just likes fucking robots?

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[–]furtiveraccoon 8 points9 points ago

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[–]tllnbks 2 points3 points ago

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I think you mean downvote for username. Or have I been doing it wrong this whole time?

[–]gumbogogo 1 point2 points ago

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This guy has a lot of grandkids.

[–]OmarLobster 0 points1 point ago

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This post needs upvotes to get a better ranking.

[–]RenegadeSmurf -2 points-1 points ago

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I put this up yesterday

[–]malcolmreynolds1989 4 points5 points ago

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Hey, 1998 called, they want their chain email back

[–]mighty_mango_man 0 points1 point ago

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Mal! Reavers on our six. Closing fast!

[–]malcolmreynolds1989 0 points1 point ago

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Gorramit! Did you bring them this time?

[–]bibbleskit 12 points13 points ago

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exactly what i expected.

[–]string97bean 5 points6 points ago

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Exactly the comment I expected.

[–]bibbleskit 3 points4 points ago

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Exactly the reply i expected.

[–]punknoflowers -4 points-3 points ago

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Exactly the inevitable Reddit comment train I'm expecting.

[–]bibbleskit 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly the third party response i expected.

[–]amused_owl_watching -1 points0 points ago

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unexpect the expected.

[–]icalloutreposts 10 points11 points ago

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THIS IS A REPOST

[–]saintNIC 2 points3 points ago

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Anybody else note the epic cleavage?

[–]VladTheImpala 2 points3 points ago

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Yes.
I was hoping for some clever misdirection in the text ending in sudden boobage.

[–]saintNIC 0 points1 point ago

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Same here bro....same here....sigh

[–]Ryan_Michels 6 points7 points ago

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original content

[–]slimkwik 4 points5 points ago

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[–]elephantx 1 point2 points ago

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True story: My dad (who's in his early 50s) would regularly walk down to the corner store and buy cigarettes for his Mom with a note from her.

[–]malcolmreynolds1989 0 points1 point ago

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those days are long gone. Although, there is an elderly muslim gentleman who runs a local gas station, who lets me pump first and pay after, and who also told me I could pump my gas and let me drive home to get my wallet, which I'd forgotten.

[–]That_Damn_Sasquatch 1 point2 points ago

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This is just like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days.

[–]Zeppelanoid 1 point2 points ago

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Congratulations! You are the 100th person to post this picture to reddit!

HAVE A HIGH-FIVE!!!

[–]35wes 1 point2 points ago

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FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:RE:FW:FW:RE:Funny

[–]a-holt 1 point2 points ago

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What's funny is I made the same, tired, stupid fucking joke you just made yesterday and got 200 upvotes and you're negative. Here's an upvote because life is unfair.

[–]35wes 0 points1 point ago

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What's funny is that i don't take Reddit seriously....

[–]a-holt 0 points1 point ago

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Nobody accused you of that, chill out guy.

[–]35wes 0 points1 point ago

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I am, and it's ok.

[–]hodgen 2 points3 points ago

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I love when old people point that out, because then I always ask whether that was also during the time period when schools were segregated and it was frowned upon for women to enter the workforce? My groceries might cost more, but my society has a lot less social injustice.

[–]my_name_is_stupid 1 point2 points ago

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I love when old people point that out,

Really? You get a lot of senior citizens complaining to you about how difficult it is to shoplift in the 21st century? What a strange life you must lead.

[–]hodgen 0 points1 point ago

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I live in Oceania where "Big Brother is watching you". This does make shoplifting a pain for them.

Really though I was just commenting about how the senior citizens I do encounter with any significant frequency always insinuate that things were always better during their time

[–]knockout2281 0 points1 point ago

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You would not believe the stories my grandfather tells about the shit he used to steal....like it was just part of life. He used to work at the docks unloading cargo ships and he used to walk home with whole sides of bacon under his coat and his pockets stuffed with bags of tea.

[–]ronsfuckingwanson 0 points1 point ago

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6 eggs? Just 6 eggs? While people complain about the repost, I find the unrealistic number of eggs most offensive.

[–]Jak2Rich 0 points1 point ago

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retoast i first saw this on funny pics around a year ago

[–]apaintingofmyshoe 0 points1 point ago

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It's not like that at all. Security cameras make them complacent and they always have blind spots.

[–]nudgeishere 0 points1 point ago

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It sad seeing something from over a year ago on Facebook as well as like two other times on reddit…

[–]Zip_zap_zippity 0 points1 point ago

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Is that bubbles?

[–]WendyLRogers3 0 points1 point ago

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To put this in perspective, at the time of the Great Depression, the Dust Bowl was wiping out thousands of small farms from Texas to Canada, and yet the remaining farmers were still producing so much food, during a currency deflation, that it was not worth it to take to market.

A bushel of wheat was worth 25 cents, and corn was being burned for fuel. But at the same time, outside of the big cities, many people were starving. As the expression went, "You could buy a pound of hamburger for a nickel, but nobody had any nickels."

So FDR created the Federal Surplus Relief Corporation to transport some of this production to soup kitchens to feed people, and destroy much of the rest of the surplus. The first thing they did was to attack the highly decentralized pork industry, going from farm to farm killing pigs, 6 million in total, and destroying harvested food. In many cases they destroyed everything, and told the farm families to pack up and head to the cities, because their farms were closed to further production.

It was brutally authoritarian, and as FDR himself observed:

“What we were doing in this country were some of the things that were being done in Russia and even some of the things that were being done under Hitler in Germany. But we were doing them in an orderly way.”

[–]Bluelightsaber2 0 points1 point ago

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I know it's a repost but I liked it any way. Didn't upvote it but laughed

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[–]Baldurs_Gate_Rules 0 points1 point ago

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HOW MANY TIMES MUST I DOWNVOTE THIS

[–]reeru 0 points1 point ago

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awsum old man...

[–]frostbite_96 0 points1 point ago

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I kid you not, that must be my grandfather....

[–]goople10 0 points1 point ago

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I love how people put George Carlin jokes in pictures without quoting him?

[–]bibbleskit 4 points5 points ago

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i love how that was a question?

[–]goople10 -2 points-1 points ago

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questions are the new periods? get with the times :P~ LOL

[–]bibbleskit 2 points3 points ago

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i was not aware?

[–]goople10 0 points1 point ago

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Joking bro :D

[–]bibbleskit 0 points1 point ago

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i know bro?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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boooooobssssssss

[–]Doctor-Goat -1 points0 points ago

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Read this in George Carlins voice...

[–]tom_mandory 0 points1 point ago

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I take orders from no-one.

[–]ASSinAssassin 0 points1 point ago

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I wish there was a way to spell the difference between read and read... . . . That didn't work very well..

[–]dr_evil288 -3 points-2 points ago

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In all seriousness, that is my great-grandfather. How the hell...

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[–]jerrycasto 0 points1 point ago

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You're also an SOB because it's a common repost.

[–]RenegadeSmurf 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry, I was pissed off this is the second time this week and both of them got on the front page.

[–]jerrycasto 0 points1 point ago

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Sure thing.

[–]RenegadeSmurf -1 points0 points ago

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So we cool sorry I got pissed there

[–]jerrycasto 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, it's fine, you accidentally repost something, everyone makes mistakes.