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[–]Insanitor37 74 points75 points ago

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The irony is that this itself is a repost.

[–]Joseph445 4 points5 points ago

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I've counted 4 times this has been posted, possibly more.

EDIT: I was right.

[–]DiabloIIIII 1 point2 points ago

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that's not irony.

[–]epSos-DE -1 points0 points ago

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Sorry we killed you and stole your land.

[–]skinnybuddha41 9 points10 points ago

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Catawba reporting in!

[–]PPvsFC 0 points1 point ago

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You know, I've been to so many powwows in SC put on by all the little state-recongnized Pee Dee tribes floating around (including our tribe's), but I don't think I've ever met/talked to a Catawba. That's messed up, right there.

[–]skinnybuddha41 0 points1 point ago

Especially since the Catawba dominated most of both north & south carolina pre-colonially.

[–]EyesfurtherUp -1 points0 points ago

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*raises hand tentative 1/12th here

[–]Ragnalypse 0 points1 point ago

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THE MATH DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY, GOOD NIGHT!

[–]EyesfurtherUp 0 points1 point ago

sorry 1/8th

[–]der1x 26 points27 points ago

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And the award for the most reposted image ever goes to....

[–]MrUppercut 14 points15 points ago

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[–]LinksYourReposts 12 points13 points ago

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Hi repost complainer, let's take a look at your reposts.

how i feel after taking a nap posted 4 months ago by you

how i feel after a waking up after a nap posted 5 months ago

You are now officially not allowed to ever point out whether or not a submission is a repost unless you specify that you condone and support reposts! Thank you and have a great day!

[–]one2-3 2 points3 points ago

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Do me now!! I HATE THIS FUCKING REPOST!!

[–]LinksYourReposts 1 point2 points ago

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Hi repost complainer, let's take a look at your reposts.

True Love posted 1 month ago by you

love posted 5 months ago

You are now officially not allowed to ever point out whether or not a submission is a repost unless you specify that you condone and support reposts! Thank you and have a great day!

[–]one2-3 0 points1 point ago

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oh shit that's it, i thought i had hundreds

[–]Ragnalypse 0 points1 point ago

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I hate reposts, but will continue to repost just to annoy this robot.

[–]LinksYourReposts 0 points1 point ago

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Not a bot. Wish I was though.

[–]Rooster_Nugget 0 points1 point ago

I hate Reposts also.

[–]IIoWoII 0 points1 point ago

Me!

[–]FuzzyLoveRabbit 6 points7 points ago

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Columbus didn't think that he had discovered America. He was firmly convinced that he had sailed around the world and landed in Asia. It wasn't until later that it became widely known and proven that the North American continent was something entirely different. This is one of the reasons that it is named after Amerigo Vespucci and not Christopher Columbus.

[–]relativelysapien 1 point2 points ago

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and to be fair, columbia would not have been a good continent name

[–]HeyKatieJay 8 points9 points ago

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CHOCTAW!!!!

Also, my dad gets VERY angry every Columbus Day.

[–]8opus 3 points4 points ago

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Choctaw and Shashawnee :3

[–]aminorthreat 2 points3 points ago

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Choctaw/Navajo. Don't know how that happened considering the distance between the two tribes...

[–]wholsomfolsom 1 point2 points ago

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Huzzah! Good to see fellow Choctaw around. =)

[–]Karaoke725 1 point2 points ago

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here in good ole' south dakota, it's officially called "native american day." i work at a lakota res school and if i recall we had a 5 day weekend for the holiday... it was pretty great.

[–]mcrofl 1 point2 points ago

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fellow south dakotan, half my family lives in pine ridge, I'm east river, going to college for History. I have to say that I have lots of respect to our state for Native American day, Hawaii does it too if I remember correctly.

[–]Karaoke725 1 point2 points ago

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i teach on pine ridge about an hour southeast of rapid. the hipster side of my very much enjoys that we celebrate native american day as well. :)

[–]aggykryss 0 points1 point ago

Hawaii does not. My daughter was in Kindergarten when she came home with her first paper on Columbus and his "discovery."

[–]Mikulak25 0 points1 point ago

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My name is Hot Saucerman, aka The Choctaw. If you don't listen to Comedy Bang Bang, the reference will be lost and I apologize.

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 0 points1 point ago

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You should create other days named after other European explorers on the day they landed/found stuff to piss him off.

Amerigo day: January 1st (landed in Rio de Janeiro in 1502)

Ponce de León day: April 2 (landed in Florida in 1513)

Cortés day: April 22 (landed in Mexico in 1502)

de Soto day: October 18 (first contact with the Choctaw in 1540)

Second Columbus day: November 3 (second voyage in 1493)

and so on.

[–]PPvsFC 0 points1 point ago

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Pee Dee, whooooooo!

[–]PPvsFC 0 points1 point ago*

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Also I tried to start an ndn subreddit a while back, but didn't get much interest. Maybe y'all would be interested in joining in?

EDIT: fixed link?

[–]Tresickle 2 points3 points ago

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Apache motherfuckers!

[–]ErnestEverhard 1 point2 points ago

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Mescalero? Jicarilla? Or What?

[–]Tresickle 1 point2 points ago

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Mescalero!

[–]Shralpn_Nar 2 points3 points ago

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Shee enit. Fugh Thurston n Spooce were here first. Aye jokes.

[–]Samtember9 2 points3 points ago

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Do you guys have something we can call you besides Indians or Native Americans. Native Americans is to long to use in a conversation. I don't like indians because that was just a fuck up in the first place.

[–]DrEmilioLazardo 1 point2 points ago

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How about "dude." You don't call someone "Black Kenny" you just call them "Kenny."

[–]spyxero 1 point2 points ago

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this. only time its relavent is if someone asks for an ethnicity for some reason, or a physical description.

[–]Samtember9 1 point2 points ago

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Well how do we know Kenny isn't a two headed purple monster with four legs?

We know because someone told us he was black.

[–]DrEmilioLazardo 1 point2 points ago

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So he's a two headed BLACK monster with four legs? Yeah I guess that's useful information.

"I just saw the most horrifying creature eating a tree!" "What color was it?" "How many horrifying creatures do you know?"

[–]Samtember9 1 point2 points ago

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Three, one's Jewish. I'm sorry I'm just more well rounded and cultured than you.

[–]Fortuan 1 point2 points ago

i go by my tribe, shawnee

[–]Karaoke725 0 points1 point ago

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white, but work at a n.a. school. most of my coworkers just say "native" i find this both acceptable and short enough to use in conversation

[–]revolutionblood 0 points1 point ago

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natives or injuns is cool ?

[–]bg1286 2 points3 points ago

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Columbus: Petitioned royalty to give him a bunch of ships, spent months sailing across an ocean without any real idea if he would land where he intended, found land, sailed back.

Native Americans: Fucking walked.

Native Americans - 1 Columbus - 0

[–]Berry2Droid 2 points3 points ago

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I'm at work. Sitting outside my office on my phone. I don't know where all the others are. Get off your lazy ass and find them.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I'm only partly native American. I haven't studied my history too much, but my family descends from the Mickmack tribe.

[–]fullerenedream 0 points1 point ago

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My sister's Mi'kmaq! Are you from Nova Scotia or New Brunswick?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Digby Nova scotia. I don't know too much about my ancestors, my mother does though

[–]manchs07 2 points3 points ago

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Chickasaw right here!

[–]Warbird36 0 points1 point ago

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Chuckma!

[–]manchs07 1 point2 points ago

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Chuckma Chikasha!

[–]Mullinator 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, Columbus. You weren't even the first to REpost that. Vikings have that honor.

[–]rFLEAiMODEp 2 points3 points ago

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I'm surprised not more of us are checking in. I am here from the Salish area. To be more specific, I'm on my couch.

[–]Neogeek2734 2 points3 points ago

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Red Leader standing by

[–]ninjafaces 2 points3 points ago

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Both sides of my family came over on the Mayflower. My parents are 14th cousins, two sisters came over, married off and changed names. Then my parents got married.

That's my story.

[–]ZenStoner 4 points5 points ago

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Willing to bet 90% of the people posting in this thread are white people with 5% native blood or some shit.

[–]Mamamilk 5 points6 points ago

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North Carolina Cherokee here

[–]dominick44 2 points3 points ago

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Manitobain swampy Cree here

[–]revolutionblood 1 point2 points ago

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plains cree , alberta , canada , hobbema

[–]munchbard 1 point2 points ago

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damned whitey here.

[–]Ahuva 0 points1 point ago

Me too, but I'm Jewish and that has to count for something.

[–]ShadowXpwner 5 points6 points ago

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I'm white, but I can't prove it.

[–]LogicalAce 3 points4 points ago

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I'm 1/16th Cherokee! That means something right?!

[–]jeratoll 0 points1 point ago*

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Believe it or not, it kind of does if you're in Oklahoma.

When they moved the Cherokee/Muskogee/etc tribes to Oklahoma there was a law on the books which stated that you could not own legally own land unless you were 1/16th Native American or less. So many people, when they registered, stated that they were 1/16th(many claimed none at all) Native American despite having much more N.A. blood than that.

Edit: I'm not sure if this applied to any other tribes than those that were moved to Oklahoma.

[–]LogicalAce 0 points1 point ago

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I'm from Oklahoma... ಠ_ಠ

[–]ShadowXpwner 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha, NO!

[–]Nod_Narb 7 points8 points ago

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I don't know any Native American's my self, but I'm sorry we killed you and stole your land.

[–]lithicreductionist 4 points5 points ago

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are you?

[–]Nod_Narb 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah. I'm not sorry for where I live, because it wasn't my choice to be born here, but morally going to someones place, killing them, and taking their stuff is always wrong.

[–]sjt646 1 point2 points ago

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meh it happens, I'm ok with where i live. History is a bitch.

[–]LincolnSt 1 point2 points ago

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Speak for yourself. I'm white and my family didn't come here until the 1920's-60's.

Shit happens. We get forced off of our land, Natives got forced off of theirs.

[–]PPvsFC 6 points7 points ago

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I don't know your family's history, but there is a difference between being forced off your land as an individual or even a family and being victims of a systematic attempt to eradicate your entire race because the new majority wants your land. Hey, maybe your family were victims who escaped genocide, too. But what happened in North America wasn't just a whim of history, it was genocide. A damned successful one, perpetrated over a couple of hundred years. Everyone that lives in North America lives on the backs of dead Indians.

It's like saying you don't feel bad about buying and selling art or houses that belonged to Holocaust victims. Except this American holocaust killed WAY more people and continues to be ignored because it doesn't fit neatly into the American narrative.

And, I'm not just spouting off here. I'm an archaeologist who studies this professionally. So, I know plenty about how groups displace each other over the planet over time. This was completely different in intent and scale than anything else that happened in the world.

[–]TheHairyNostril 3 points4 points ago

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Well said! The idea that wiping out two continents worth of people to near extinction can be so easily trivialized is depressing.

[–]LincolnSt 1 point2 points ago

I get what you are saying, and you are right. But my moms family were Jewish Germans who fled the nazis and my dads family were Polish (slavic) Catholics who fled Russian occupation.

So I have a hard time with the whole 'white guilt' thing. 100% of my family worked their way out of the ghetto in 1 generation.

[–]NuclearWookie -1 points0 points ago

Here's the deal: it happened long ago. Very long ago. I'm not going to live with any form of ancestral, or in this case racial, guilt. Yes, it was a shitty thing but it was not different from any other span of history.

[–]PPvsFC -1 points0 points ago

For you it happened a long time ago. For all of us Natives who still deal, daily, with the effects of 300 years of subjugation, murder, and theft, it isn't a "long time ago."

Go check out how Natives aren't equally protected against felonies in our country. Or how we have fewer economic opportunities and wealth than anyone else in the United States. Or how we weren't given American citizenship until 1924. I could go on and on here.

The point isn't for you to feel some racial guilt about things that happened a few hundred years ago. The point is for you to recognize that this isn't some vagary of history that you should just go "hrumph, well, that was too bad for them" about. Unsurprisingly, modern Indians are having a hard time reaching a level playing field after all of this crap. It's a modern problem. Any modern solution requires that the general population understand that this isn't simply a historical disagreement.

And since most Redditors enjoy the spoils of the events that caused so much misfortune to Native Americans, I feel like they should at least be knowledgable about it, and stop being so damned dismissive just because it makes them feel squicky on the inside.

Also, it WAS very different than other spans of history. Can you find another time instance outside of the colonial period where one group of people purposefully caused a 95% demographic collapse of another continent's population?

[–]NuclearWookie -2 points-1 points ago

Well, take comfort in the fact that you're still better off than blacks, poorer hispanics, gays, illegal immigrants, and religious minorities.

The point is for you to recognize that this isn't some vagary of history that you should just go "hrumph, well, that was too bad for them" about.

Really? Because it actually does seem to be an attempt to inspire racial guilt over things I didn't do and that weren't done to you. Given that I have almost zero control over the government I have a hard enough time feeling guilty over things that were done since I was born, I don't think I'll ever give more of a crap about this particular outcome of the clash of cultures. Here's a list, tell me if you get the pattern: Hittites, Carthaginians, Incans, Aztecs, Prussians, Flemish, Welsh, Aboriginal Australians, Hawaiians, Native Americans.

And since most Redditors enjoy the spoils of the events that caused so much misfortune to Native Americans, I feel like they should at least be knowledgable about it, and stop being so damned dismissive just because it makes them feel squicky on the inside.

The spoils didn't really kick in until the Native American issue was long in the past and had more to do with the geopolitical developments of the 20th century than anything inherent in the land that my evil people stole.

Can you find another time instance outside of the colonial period where one group of people purposefully caused a 95% demographic collapse of another continent's population?

No, because such a time never existed. Even in the case of North America. Do you seriously allege that the Europeans purposefully killed 95% of the native population? Most of the population's destruction happened through an unfavorable exchange of disease. The Europeans had almost no idea how infectious disease worked and can hardly be blamed for an unintentional consequence of their exploration.

[–]Fortuan -2 points-1 points ago

wow.... really?.... i'm just going to comment on your last one.. they knew about the blankets with small pox, it was biological warfare. No I do not believe that any person of any tribe is going to hold you responsible but we do ask that you care and not go with the horrible mus-information being passed down for centuries.

[–]NuclearWookie 0 points1 point ago

they knew about the blankets with small pox, it was biological warfare.

That happened once if it ever happened, which seems to be in doubt. And by that point most of the Native American population was dead and smallpox had been ravaging them for 200 years.

No I do not believe that any person of any tribe is going to hold you responsible but we do ask that you care and not go with the horrible mus-information being passed down for centuries.

You seem to be the one working on misinformation here.

[–]Fortuan -1 points0 points ago

do some research, the treaty of Greenville is a popular instance directly involving Ohio history of expansion. granted this is not a case of biological warfare this kind of thing was rampant among the expansion. Yes it is a known fact that biological warfare was a commonly used weapon against tribes by colonists. I'm not spreading misinformation like textbooks have, but only informing some one like yourself of the truth. I myself am not asking for anyone to feel guilty, but to show some respect. The lowest standard of living in our country are reservations. This is still a problem today not something to looked upon as ancient history. Racism is not funny and it's real and it's still happening.

[–]NuclearWookie -2 points-1 points ago

Yes it is a known fact that biological warfare was a commonly used weapon against tribes by colonists.

Then back it up with a citation. I don't see evidence that it was a widespread practice.

I'm not spreading misinformation like textbooks have, but only informing some one like yourself of the truth.

My last link says it was misninformation.

I myself am not asking for anyone to feel guilty, but to show some respect.

Same thing.

The lowest standard of living in our country are reservations.

Then raise your standard of living. Like I said, you'll not get racial guilt out of me.

[–]NuclearWookie -1 points0 points ago

You wouldn't exist if other people didn't do what they did. And the "we" there makes no sense, by the way.

[–]Magnifiscent 6 points7 points ago

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North American Native right here! WOO!!!

[–]MyN3rdySWAG 4 points5 points ago

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Right here too!

[–]Doctor-Goat 4 points5 points ago

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Cherokee!

[–]GraffyHooves 1 point2 points ago

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Iroquois here. Cayuga wolf!

[–]maraculous 1 point2 points ago

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Me too! Mohawk!

[–]MyN3rdySWAG 0 points1 point ago

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Ottawa and Ojibwa.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Mi'kmaq!

[–]Luclinn 0 points1 point ago

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South side!

[–]NuclearWookie -1 points0 points ago

Hey, I'll trade you these awesome beads for your shitty computer. Are you down?

[–]Magnifiscent 0 points1 point ago

Joke's on you! I don't even OWN MANHATTAN.

[–]ThomasEdington 2 points3 points ago

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Right here from Belcourt, North Dakota.

[–]SoHumerus 1 point2 points ago

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Turtle Mountain over here!

[–]rezlax 1 point2 points ago

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Tuscarora here! (tribe of the Iroquois confederacy)

[–]realmadrid314 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a little bit Choctaw

[–]bobjoe177 1 point2 points ago

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metis

[–]ramradical 1 point2 points ago

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Northern Cherokee Tribe of the Louisiana Purchase, logging on.

[–]yosoymilk5 1 point2 points ago

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I'm an eighth! Do I win anything?!

[–]NoMo_Moto 1 point2 points ago

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1/8th North Carolina Cherokee here.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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1/3 NC cherokee.

[–]great_decay 1 point2 points ago

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Apache... representin'. (this is dumb)

[–]dezbah 1 point2 points ago

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aoo' ya'at'eeh shi ke' doo shi Diné - Navajo

[–]neotheism 1 point2 points ago

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A very small percentage of them are living it up with Casino money. A majority of them live in poverty and are stereotypically equivalent or in some circles worse than African-Americans. Their location is throughout the United States...what's left of them.

[–]Mikulak25 1 point2 points ago

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Does Taíno count?

[–]SaltFrog 1 point2 points ago

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Anishinabek!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Word!! Eastern Ontario in the house!!!

[–]SaltFrog 0 points1 point ago

Hoorah!

[–]suppermick 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, Christopher Columbus thought he was in India, not America.

[–]Derp_Its_Bobo 1 point2 points ago

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haha everyone's Cherokee XD!

[–]bloodraven42 5 points6 points ago

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Irish Cherokee here!

Two of the drunkest civilizations ever!

[–]Squishpoke 1 point2 points ago

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May your tap be swift and your beer stiff.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Leif Erikson

[–]RodgerReddit 2 points3 points ago

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my middle name is ozro. i'm the 4th person to be handed this name in a line of direct descendants. unfortunately, for having a bomb ass middle name that means middle in navajo, i'm white as shit.

solidarity, native bros.

[–]professorvanessa 0 points1 point ago

So... You're really brown?

[–]achildcalledit[S] 5 points6 points ago

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I cracked up pretty hard when I first found it. Since I found it off the web, I knew it would be a repost, but I had too. Being Native American, I find this gold.

[–]springwheat 1 point2 points ago

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White guy here, I will trade you whiskey and blankets for your gold.

[–]HectorAnonymous 2 points3 points ago

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DONE.

But I am suspicious of these blankets. They smell like smallpox.

[–]revolutionblood 0 points1 point ago

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im itchy and i feel empty inside ?? need another blanket please :)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Mi'kmaq here. You?

[–]achildcalledit[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Navajo/Mojave here.

[–]IIoWoII 1 point2 points ago

Saxon here... Probably.

[–]ben_da_man_146 1 point2 points ago

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This is only slightly ironic

[–]robhol 1 point2 points ago

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Well, this is ironic...

[–]Little_Buffalo 2 points3 points ago

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I concur.

[–]ydtank 1 point2 points ago

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good thing a child called it reposted this for the unth time

[–]nmw23 0 points1 point ago

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Genius

[–]jdcooktx 0 points1 point ago

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potawatomi

[–]jeratoll 0 points1 point ago

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Keetoowa with a bit of Nakota here.

[–]withmuchgrief 0 points1 point ago

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Choctaw Nation right here in Dallas Texas.

[–]enotsr22 0 points1 point ago

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California and Mono/Paiute.

[–]knocklessmonster 0 points1 point ago

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Oklahoma, I think.

[–]DrCathyGale 0 points1 point ago

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Only a quarter Native American here. Bearfoot on my Mom's side, Quechua (Inca specifically) on my Dad's.

[–]lesean25 0 points1 point ago

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im part cherokee but technically white

[–]fadaboutyou 0 points1 point ago

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German-Native american love grandchild here!

[–]thecarrotdude 0 points1 point ago

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Do you guys find that Dave Chappelle routine about native americans funny?

[–]melissa0890 0 points1 point ago

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repost.

[–]dfn85 0 points1 point ago

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Muskogee Creek, and Cherokee here...

[–]penguinshoes 0 points1 point ago

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Mi'gmaq here! :)

[–]frgrc334 0 points1 point ago

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Inuit, half-blood pride!... first in last out, just like your mom.

[–]cobrahh 0 points1 point ago

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Cherokee baby :)

[–]Warbird36 0 points1 point ago

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Karma? More like chuckma, amirite?

Gotta love gratuitous Muskogeon.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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does 1/16 count?

[–]HectorAnonymous 0 points1 point ago

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I'm Alaska native, does that count?

[–]vagattak 0 points1 point ago

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Where's the bingo hall?

[–]werly 0 points1 point ago

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I apparently do have a bit of Indian blood, although you couldn't tell if you looked at me (I am rather fair). I'd dismiss the idea entirely if it wasn't for my little sister, who is my opposite in just about every way, appearance-wise. No idea what tribe, though.

[–]UndeadSean 0 points1 point ago

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Navajo and Irish here! None of my ancestors had it easy...

[–]just_bob 0 points1 point ago

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What? no Blackfoot!?

[–]Chamaolie 0 points1 point ago

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Aleutian (guess), Siuslaw (North West), and Chamorro (Guam) here!

[–]A_Stoned_Smurf 0 points1 point ago

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On the subject of reposts....

[–]Derp_Its_Bobo 0 points1 point ago

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Flathead/Colville :)

[–]staypuftmallows7 0 points1 point ago

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In AA

[–]Zeadeth 0 points1 point ago

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Senecaaaaaaaa!

[–]tryshapepper 0 points1 point ago

Creek!

[–]ThunderOrb 0 points1 point ago

Checking in. Nothing to see here...

[–]ArchaicWrath 0 points1 point ago*

Half-Blood Chickasaw here.

[–]Fortuan 0 points1 point ago

Shawnee reporting in

[–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

Leif Eriksson laughs too.

[–]asmalldrinkofmilk 0 points1 point ago

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This is the most reposted repost that has ever been posted

[–]bschopper25 0 points1 point ago

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Don't end your sentences in prepositions.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Man if this aint a repost you are a fucking genius!

[–]NonPermissive 1 point2 points ago

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It's a pretty old one.

[–]jackncoke72 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, how ironic too

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit -1 points0 points ago

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You can be offensive to Native Americans too! Ask me, "How?"

[–]MyN3rdySWAG 2 points3 points ago

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It's pretty hard to piss us off. We brutally make fun of our own friends and take their shit as well.

[–]tecksbuk 1 point2 points ago

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I wouldn't say it's "hard" it just depends on their tactics. If you take my fry bread, I will raise hell.

[–]MyN3rdySWAG 0 points1 point ago

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I think he may be talking about jokes, but yeah. I'm pretty protective of my aunt's corn soup.

[–]PPvsFC 0 points1 point ago

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Mmmm corn soup

[–]Lawlosaurus -1 points0 points ago

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I think they're gambling

[–]billiammacD -3 points-2 points ago

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extinct mostly

[–]Luclinn 0 points1 point ago*

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how can something be "mostly extinct"? it's contradicting.

[–]billiammacD -1 points0 points ago

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it's a jocular phrasing. tongue and cheek. and there is such a thing as almost extinct, which is obviously what I was implying. i hate all you redditors.

[–]kerbinoid -1 points0 points ago

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Why don't you just fuck right off then?

[–]billiammacD 2 points3 points ago

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why do you feel like you have the right to be so fucking hostile when you're obviously stupid?

[–]kerbinoid -2 points-1 points ago

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Nice one bro. you really told me.

[–]billiammacD 1 point2 points ago

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i'm not...trying to tell you anything you are the one who is being a dick? what is your problem man

[–]kerbinoid -2 points-1 points ago

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And you call me stupid. Pot meet kettle.

[–]billiammacD 0 points1 point ago

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...if you think I don't realize "you really told me" was a turn of phrase, you are the one who is stupid. I am very much done with this conversation though, cheers. take care.

[–]ErnestEverhard 0 points1 point ago

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I'm anxiously awaiting the "No YOU take care." response that I'm sure is coming.

[–]Kevin15Millar -2 points-1 points ago

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If It wasent for that man "your fellow native Americans" would still be sleeping in the dirt

[–]DrBeansPhD -2 points-1 points ago

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Also the Native Americans came from Europe. Not really Native American. No more than me calling myself a NA because I was born here.

[–]savagebart -1 points0 points ago

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"I know an alternate use of the word 'native"! derp! derp! ..."

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[–]skinnybuddha41 -1 points0 points ago

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how?

[–]GotHiredStill99 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]standardguy -1 points0 points ago

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1/2 blood Te-Moak shoshone here, we are the 1% (native american's).