Those aren't socks...

anexanhume · 7 months

Instructions: for use on hard wood.

Afaflix · 7 months

too late to use them now.

jking800 · 7 months

Cock socks, to be exact.

SimilarImage · 7 months

Age	User	Title	Reddit	Cmnt	Points
9 months	j3ffy	Nice socks	here	34	155
1 year	reerunn	Condom socks. WHY????	here	179	352
8 months	Gringus	Ghetto Socks	/r/pics	47	109

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Rheasus · 7 months

He could have made sure they matched, the one one the left is ribbed and the other one isnt.

RubSomeFunkOnIt · 7 months

Nice galoshes.

LarsKrimi · 7 months

Clearly some very caring and considerate parents, it's so that she doesn't slip and fall when she runs around the house while playing...

winterandautumn · 7 months

They're my squishy boots.

jigglesv · 7 months

HEY RONDELL LOOK AT WHAT SHATANYA PUT ON LIL GIRL GON BE A BABY MAMA ONE DAY HAHAHAA

Danroulette · 7 months

How could you have gotten pregnant?!? I wore 2 condoms!

Schrikbarend · 7 months

TIL "a cock like a baby's forearm" is a white saying. African Americans have cocks like baby legs.

akatherder · 7 months

Those rubbers ain't got no business bein' on her feet.

chellelola · 7 months

this is just begging for a racist comment.

ekuhn25 · 7 months

Funny story: This was originally posted on Twitter a few months ago by LMAOtwitpics. Then, somehow, the actual mother of this child (using her own twitter) saw that this photo (and therefore her parenting skills) was being made fun of and responded using a colorful choice of words. People then started berating her for being a bad parent, and she swiftly deleted her account.

robo23 · 7 months

Probably should have used those before that point.

stock113 · 7 months

eliminates need to do laundry

ladyroxanne · 7 months

Have you ever actually TRIED this? It's... sensational!!

Doobytime · 7 months

in 14 years we will see a "oh god why" rage comic about this..

AdolfHusainBinladin · 7 months

Those aren't legs...

DeadEyeMouse · 7 months

Daddy uses Magnums apparently.

Cbecker7 · 7 months

And that's probably the only time she will use a condom.

anthrocide · 7 months

Well, at least the floor won't get AIDS

psychroclasm · 7 months

Sometimes, you can't slide in just socks. Can't use lube. Socks absorb lube. This is the solution.

therealjgreens · 7 months

Plz don't tell me mom is using her kid's legs as dildos.

VelveetaCheetah · 7 months

Nahhh, baby girl. Them daddy's dong bags.

jimmy4010 · 7 months

Someone's been fapping in her socks, and it's time for payback

kenvsryu · 7 months

she's not going walking.

Antihero1986 · 7 months

"They're my squishy boots" Crack fox

gertnerbot · 7 months

Hmmmm, well that's the first time I've seen any black person wearing a condom

daisypiggy · 7 months

Why do I find this so adorable?! ಠ_ಠ

[deleted] · 7 months

ಠ_ಠ

Koozey · 7 months

The safest alternative to actual socks.

Canucklehead99 · 7 months

Whoa oh Black Betty

minimalmindman · 7 months

Nope. Look more like Magnum XL's

terrordactoll · 7 months

At least someone knows how to put one on

mquindlen81 · 7 months

Just in case she has AIDS on her feet

jlevil · 7 months

She wanted to wear stripper boots like her mommy.

oldscratchelbub · 7 months

Babies with earrings. Always classy

iliveinatauntaun · 7 months

TIL black people's penis' are the size of babies leg.

Edit: I accidentally a body part.

cmiller123 · 7 months

Black people....

beyron · 7 months

One word explanation: Niggers.

4vradrmr · 7 months

:O magnums :O

DarthHD · 7 months

At least they're waterproof.

DCdeer · 7 months

This would be a great Oh God Why rage comic moment

pussifer · 7 months

Hey, that's just, like, you're opinion, man. It's called freedom, man, and it's what we all enjoy. Let the rabbits wear glasses, and the little black girls wear condoms on their feet, should they so desire.

Pau_Hana · 7 months

Contraception: you're doing it wrong.

dopeasballs · 7 months

I'm like anywho's, seeds walking all out in the street without any shoes

I guess it's better than some funky socks, you needs to get her some skips before she catch the monkey pox

esquilaxxx · 7 months

I clicked the link without reading it. "Oh, it's just some cute kid." I back out and read the title. I click again, and.... ಠ_ಠ

dirty_fingers · 7 months

... those are child abuse.

vernorsGA · 7 months

Magnum PI

TrollingDoctor · 7 months

Probably the last time she will use a condom.

jaguarjoe · 7 months

those are ice skates

Final_Swat · 7 months

MissBelly · 7 months

This confusion is probably also the reason she exists.

woomahodal · 7 months

I think there is history of incorrect condom usage in that household...

thescrapplekid · 7 months

Maybe if the parents knew what they were she wouldn't be there in the first place

officialchocolateman · 7 months

It's too late to use condoms now.

tornadosniper · 7 months

They probably don't make thigh-highs in her size yet.

[deleted] · 7 months

I saw this on IMG almost a year ago.

brakasha · 7 months

Man, if only you'd got caught in a condom a year ago...

nimanimal · 7 months

this is not good. this is not good at all.

JosephStylin · 7 months

At what point does it become nsfw to see children topless

citykidjunior · 7 months

She's just stretching them for this guy

9millaThrilla · 7 months

That reservoir tip is actually for your big toe? Now it all makes sense.

fallgnome · 7 months

Ribbed for her walking pleasure.

michaelgidg · 7 months

yep, thats about what it looks like most nights.

[deleted] · 7 months

there not legs either

orthag · 7 months

If they were lubricated, it'd be like ice skating.

rogpog195 · 7 months

if that baby keeps wearing socks everyday, i hope the parents are ok her having siblings...

richj43 · 7 months

i just wanna know whose idea it was ..

AnAllmanBrother · 7 months

You're telling me I've been wearing condoms as socks this whole time?

MSCaptainMonkeyPants · 7 months

Feel like I shouldn't be laughing, but can't help It.

[deleted] · 7 months

At least her feet are well protected . . .

lobo79 · 7 months

You're supposed to put those on before you have a baby...

Not

You're supposed those on a baby.

partanimal · 7 months

Upvoting even though it's a repost since it has been a pretty long time since the first postings (according to similarimage bot).

Sicarium · 7 months

If she put some lubricated ones on she could have a skating rink

MuntberryCrunch · 7 months

Those are my squishy boots!

soggies · 7 months

Those are my squishy boots

Sarahmint · 7 months

DAE get pissed when they see a baby or young child with EARS PIERCED?

[deleted] · 7 months

Aaaaand here goes my faith in humanity...

Typhuso · 7 months

the only african baby that wont get aids... on his feet

Obey92 · 7 months

a little to late for condoms don't you think?

TheGirlInTheCorner · 7 months

I can't wait until she's old enough to recognize herself in this picture when she stumbles upon it in another 7 years, she'll be around 15 then.

juandell · 7 months

this took me about 30 seconds to get followed by an "ohhhhhhhhhhh", and a shake of the head of disappointment.... this is reddit, babies should be treated as civilians.

wallacems · 7 months

The Dating Guy?

scott_halls_beer · 7 months

the proportion looks about right

MonstarVirus · 7 months

THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!!

dhardison · 7 months

who opened them for her?

ShermerIL · 7 months

lol@uneducated darkies

ICGraham · 7 months

That's no leg in there!

jaygibby22 · 7 months

and later that night, her sister was conceived

Brule_Tools · 7 months

They're my squishy boots!

Matrinka · 7 months

Post this in r/imgoingtohellforthis so we can all get a laugh out of racist shenanigans!

JBro74 · 7 months

Nignogs think this is "funny" but wonder why people think they are disgusting animals...don't blame me for you perpetuating negative stereotypes.

Jewish_Wonder · 7 months

They're ribbed for her pleasure.

yabacam · 7 months

Why is a baby wearing earrings? I hope they are clip ons at least.

Chili440 · 7 months

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EJ9109 · 7 months

Parent of the year.

recyclinghomos · 7 months

Those are just some XL condoms... how stereotypical

Asifys · 7 months

Yeah, well those aren't legs.

applepieappling · 7 months

oooooh, so that's where all the condoms went

Dexion02 · 7 months

Condoms do not work that way!...ಠ_ಠ

InsaneTurtle · 7 months

Quick take a picture!!

Now that I think of it..I doubt the girl put them on herself...

OtterAttack · 7 months

At least he is learning how to use them for when his twelfth birthday rolls around. . .

eastb · 7 months

Chesstariam · 7 months

I pity the child's mother and what she endures from the gentleman those are for.

Mileskitsune · 7 months

that girl is what? 2? and her ears are pierced!?!?!! also condom socks FTW!1!

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