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[–]DerpusJefferperson 67 points68 points ago

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Well, that duck has officially seen more naked girls in real life than I have.

[–]ItsPrisonTime 3 points4 points ago

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and naked guys?

[–]amnesiac854 39 points40 points ago

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Me Goosta

[–]mayoriguana 12 points13 points ago

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Let me take a gander at this...

[–]shroomprinter 3 points4 points ago

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please don't egg him on...

[–]DomoInMySoup 2 points3 points ago

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I don't think this pun thread is going to take flight

[–]hallodoot 2 points3 points ago

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If it fits the bill, it will...

[–]belleayreski 1 point2 points ago

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my thoughts exactly, as the humor in this thread is rather fowl

[–]Disconsolate -1 points0 points ago

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Everyone appears to of flocked away.

[–]Gromitt42 0 points1 point ago

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Wouldn't want to keep them cooped up.

[–]haddez 13 points14 points ago

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Anatidaephobia anyone?

[–]belleayreski 1 point2 points ago

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now tell me do you only know that from Gary Larson as I do?

[–]haddez 0 points1 point ago

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Yes.

[–]saaflondon 18 points19 points ago

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Is that Commander Shepard?

[–]Ubermensh 13 points14 points ago

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Hi, I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite sexual position on the citadel.

[–]animalboot -1 points0 points ago

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It could be the beer, but this comment made my day. Sadly, I can only award you with one upvote.

[–]poopypantsn 1 point2 points ago

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this is before he got into the alliance man, he doesnt like to talk about those days

[–]sachegrande 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Sex_Train_Conductor 15 points16 points ago

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...they were a 10 year old girl.

[–]templardrake 0 points1 point ago

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Alan Moore says ducks are quite sinister.

[–]Whosajiggawha 4 points5 points ago

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I'm gonna duck you so hard.

[–]DuckMeHarder 1 point2 points ago

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...

[–]megadesklol 6 points7 points ago

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Aflac

[–]billmalarky 3 points4 points ago

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The photographer of this pic did an ama a while back. He also filmed the famous "porno blooper" gif where the cameraman get's a load blown on his face.

[–]apkatt 3 points4 points ago

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url! :D

[–]billmalarky 0 points1 point ago

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It took some ingenious google-fu to find this, but here ya go.

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/nir31/i_am_the_guy_who_filmed_this_now_infamous_gif_nsfw/

[–]Daamus 0 points1 point ago

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This makes for an excellent background, heres an upvote.

[–]Slidewolf 1 point2 points ago

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Nope...just Chuck Testa...jerking off

[–]mikaosol 0 points1 point ago

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All of my NOPE. I hate the geese and/or ducks located at ponds and/or lakes.

[–]Kataron 0 points1 point ago

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I was eating a muffin when I saw this and almost choked to death. I just thought you should know.

[–]DuckMeHarder 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, every time I see this it cracks me up.

[–]Clumsy_Mandii 0 points1 point ago

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He'll be finished soon, that's for sure.

[–]uknowit89 0 points1 point ago

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Source?

[–]Jorru 0 points1 point ago

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*Poon...

[–]get_confident_stupid 0 points1 point ago

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Who else failed at scrolling down? Damn.

[–]buddy-bubble 0 points1 point ago

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is there a source?

you know for science and stuff

[–]KenSlayer 0 points1 point ago

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Have you ever seen a duck penis ? It's like a cork

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[–]Your_Jaws_My_Balls -2 points-1 points ago

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Guilty!!!!!!!!!

[–]pikadrew -1 points0 points ago

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Things are about to get freaky.

[–]Bencool -1 points0 points ago

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Anatidaephobia

[–]nickphoto -1 points0 points ago

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commander shepard saves the day again

[–]Gnometard -1 points0 points ago

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"Aflac"

[–]IamSparticles -2 points-1 points ago

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Wanna duck?

[–]Ramrod276 -2 points-1 points ago

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Sometimes i log on just to downvote a repost....

[–]carolusrex -3 points-2 points ago

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"Quack yeeaah!"