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[–]LeoPanthera 187 points188 points ago

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[–]OP_karma_whores 65 points66 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Guess what? 5coms 6pts 1mo funny
Guess What? 20coms 285pts 2mos funny
My neighbor thinks a dog has been shitting on his yard 3coms -3pts 8mos funny
How to properly troll your neighbours 0coms 11pts 8mos pics
My neighbour thinks a dog has been crapping in his yard... 4coms 15pts 1mo funny
I've been shitting in your yard 13coms 204pts 7mos funny
Wasn't me! 33coms 536pts 4mos funny
Found on PostSecret 2coms 17pts 1mo pics

source: karmadecay

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http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/i995g/my_neighbor_thinks_a_dog_has_been_shitting_in_his/

[–]ImmaRoxiStar 11 points12 points ago

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I love you.

[–]darkjohnnyboy 6 points7 points ago

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Finally, an actually useful novelty account. You're doin god's work son.

[–]DerpusJefferperson 51 points52 points ago

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nigga just got internet'ed!

[–]r-howtonotgiveafuck 11 points12 points ago

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This is the 2nd highest post on /r/funny

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Just tag OP as Pinterest it'll save you a lot of time.

[–]holdinicedteas 2 points3 points ago

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I like how some say "shitting" and some say "pooping"

[–]AngryEnt 4 points5 points ago

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OP's secret is out.

[–]Foxxxaygrandpa 2 points3 points ago

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Well, both secrets now.

[–]BobJ143 2 points3 points ago

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All this guy does is repost, I don't know what is up with people but internet points really matter to them.

[–]smellthyscrote 31 points32 points ago

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Your real secret is that you steal old images and post them on reddit.

[–]chao06 9 points10 points ago

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Dog paws always have claws.

[–]R3xz 2 points3 points ago

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And human poo =/= dog poo.

[–]seattleque 4 points5 points ago

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Maybe OP's living on dog food.

[–]bolm 12 points13 points ago

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Wont the toe of the shoe still dig into the ground as you walk, thus rendering these useless?

[–]FairlyGoodGuy 20 points21 points ago

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Perhaps the wearer is like my oldest son. That boy is the most flat-footed walker in the history of ambulation. He slams his feet straight down and (more or less) lifts them straight up again. It pains me to watch it. I'll be shocked if he doesn't blow out his knees or hips before he's 20.

[–]ThatOtherGirl 12 points13 points ago

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Maybe get him into some sport - he needs phys-Ed. Help him- you're his parent!

[–]ImmaRoxiStar 3 points4 points ago

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Or just sit back and laugh as he destroys his body.

[–]EmperorSofa 1 point2 points ago

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Ah yes, the child actor parenting approach.

[–]antonautomaton 3 points4 points ago

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Ambulation...such a great word!

[–]joshjje 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah maybe, but I am sure you can walk in such a way as to make the prints come out nice, unless the ground is too soft, or you are too heavy of course :D

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's not so much that as that you can see the out line of the sandal around the paw print.

http://curiousanimals.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/kikokuruma.jpg

[–]glasschimera 3 points4 points ago

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so are we just taking pictures off of this website now? http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/ because i don't think that should count...

[–]redheaded_robot 2 points3 points ago

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Don't forget Pinterest! OP karma whores from there on a daily basis!

[–]rkolb86 2 points3 points ago

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Ridiculously Old

[–]Diagram_Ranted 19 points20 points ago

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icametodropbombs

This might be slightly irrelevant, but did you know your username is an anagram of "A Bebop Dorm Sitcom"?

[–]InternetPresident 18 points19 points ago

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I'd watch that.

[–]Diagram_Ranted 7 points8 points ago

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InternetPresident

This might be slightly irrelevant, but did you know your username is an anagram of "Serpentine Trident"?

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 5 points6 points ago

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Do me! Do me!

[–]Diagram_Ranted 7 points8 points ago

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Trapped_in_Reddit

This might be slightly irrelevant, but did you know your username is an anagram of "A Dripped Trident"?

[–]GeneralWarts 1 point2 points ago

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My turn?

[–]Diagram_Ranted 8 points9 points ago

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GeneralWarts

This might be slightly irrelevant, but did you know your username is an anagram of "Seat Wrangler"?

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 1 point2 points ago

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Now me!

[–]Diagram_Ranted 18 points19 points ago*

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I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD

...Eew!

This might be slightly irrelevant, but did you know your username is an anagram of "Dork Pride: No Libido!"?

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 8 points9 points ago

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Mind = Blown.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I'll be really surprised if you can find one for me.

[–]cheapplasticdeer 1 point2 points ago

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do me, please??

[–]aJarofDirt 0 points1 point ago

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Do me!

[–]irishluck2012 1 point2 points ago

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Oo Oo do me next!!

[–]geekguy137 3 points4 points ago

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irishluck2012

This might be slightly irrelevant, but did you know your username is an anagram of "Chis I Lurk 2012"

[–]aliencat1001 2 points3 points ago

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Can I have mine done too please?

[–]geekguy137 0 points1 point ago

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Anal Cite 1001

[–]aliencat1001 2 points3 points ago

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Sounds delicious.

[–]THE_FRESHEST_CEREAL 2 points3 points ago

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I have no clue how you came up with that, but bravo

[–]Diagram_Ranted 2 points3 points ago

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THE_FRESHEST_CEREAL

This might be slightly irrelevant, but did you know your username is an anagram of "Featherless Etcher"?

[–]FormerEbayAddict 2 points3 points ago

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I think it's funny that your username is an anagram of "Grandma Tirade"

[–]Diagram_Ranted 2 points3 points ago

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[–]SelfImmolationsHell 0 points1 point ago

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I figured this one out before seeing this!

[–]DoctorPimpslap 4 points5 points ago

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For your grand repost I allot you 1 downvote.

[–]ab103630 2 points3 points ago

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I laughed the first time I saw this 5 years ago

[–]bergerman 2 points3 points ago

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I like how none of the gaps between the foot pads on the shoe line up with the tracks

[–]snowlion13 5 points6 points ago

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how many times do i have to see this image this month

[–]reversethesystem 1 point2 points ago

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but what if it was a dog able to wear those slippers somehow letting him think a human was it while it was still the dog?

[–]Bullevanegrace 1 point2 points ago

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Laughed so hard I fell of my dinosaur.

[–]TastyMidgetElbowSex 1 point2 points ago

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IT'S TIME TO RRRRRRRRRR-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-RUUUUUUUUUU-RUUUUUUUUUUUUU-RUUUUUUUUUUUU-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPOOOOSSSSSSSSSSTTT

[–]theghostofme 1 point2 points ago

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First Iteration - 9 Months Ago: Redditor Links to this photo with no text in it, just the title of "My neighbor thinks a dog has been shitting in his yard."

Second Iteration - 8 Months Ago: Same image, same title, but with the text added to the photo.

Third Iteration - 8 Months Ago: Same image, same text, stupid fucking submission title, and an obligatory Meme Base watermark showing that the photo has made a complete circle across the bowels of the internet.

Fourth Iteration -7 Months Ago: Same image, same text, same Meme Base watermark, with the added bonus of the poster using "I" in the title to signify this was their doing.

Fifth Iteration - 4 Months Ago: Same as above, minus the Meme Base watermark. By this time, I've grown sick of this image showing up on /r/funny and pointed out how often this image makes the internet rounds.

Sixth Iteration - 1 Month Ago: Same as fifth iteration, but at least this time the poster didn't try to pretend he/she had anything to do with this photo.

Seventh Iteration: Today

Use Karma Decay, folks. It takes all of a few seconds to know if that funny photo you found on Facebook has been submitted to the same subreddit 34,203 times already.

[–]chrisinurpants 1 point2 points ago

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what are u wiping with?

[–]rmhawesome 0 points1 point ago

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Use the sprinkler as a BD

[–]webby_mc_webberson 0 points1 point ago

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sand is very effective at removing poo-poo.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit -2 points-1 points ago

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Sally sells seashells by the seashore.

[–]anonymousHacker 0 points1 point ago

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DOWNVOTES

[–]Lovecraft 1 point2 points ago

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What?

[–]Rolling_Go 0 points1 point ago

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Chicken butt?

[–]ballerville 0 points1 point ago

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Your neighbor must have a pretty shitty lawn.

[–]crmickle 0 points1 point ago

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oohhhhhh myyy gawwwwwd. this is the funniest thing i've seen on reddit for a long time

[–]Infintinity 0 points1 point ago

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You think that's sand and dirt beneath the sandals.

Guess what.

[–]techsonhos 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god this is genius.

[–]KPexEA 0 points1 point ago

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These would be great for being on Mantracker

[–]irjooo 0 points1 point ago

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I just wanna know where you get those shoes??

[–]Gnarwal 0 points1 point ago

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Once on a walk with my wife I was forced to poop in my neighbors yard due to a unforeseen gastrointestinal emergency. These would have been handy.

[–]Grayarea27 0 points1 point ago

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A human's foot steps would not be the same as a dogs...4 legs vs. 2 makes for a big difference.

[–]ImmaRoxiStar 0 points1 point ago

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So original...

[–]jmagnus1 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant username.

[–]glandyover 0 points1 point ago

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I'm guessing a dog wasn't pooping in his back yard?

[–]jggm2009 0 points1 point ago

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Your out of toilet paper?

[–]av6344 0 points1 point ago

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i shit my pants thinking a lion has been shitting in my yard..those dont look like dog size paws

[–]Ibanezltd 0 points1 point ago

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Shut up and take my money! (As long as they aren't pink.)

[–]NoPantsPartyPR 0 points1 point ago

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so you poop in his back yard?

[–]Siempre818 0 points1 point ago

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Shut up and take my money!!!

[–]POWER-LOON 0 points1 point ago

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such a damn repost

[–]Spitfire15 0 points1 point ago

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Oh cool, your mom sent you that one too huh?

[–]gichebiche 0 points1 point ago

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its out because you posted this

[–]redjimdit 0 points1 point ago

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I heard this guy has more rhymes than the bible has psalms.

Just sayin'.

[–]bigdaddypoppin 0 points1 point ago

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you would have to take very precise/light steps to look like you had 4 legs and not two

[–]hardcorejack 0 points1 point ago

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does that mean you're pooping in his yard then?

[–]GoochGobbler 0 points1 point ago

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Repost you nutsack

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry, this is r/funny. I thought you were only supposed to put funny stuff here.

Downvoted for being not funny.

[–]llamapen -1 points0 points ago

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So there are dog footprints and he assumes a dog is shitting in his yard. Usually shit in my yard makes me think a dog is shitting in my yard. Not just footprints.

[–]thelehmanlip -2 points-1 points ago

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That wouldn't work. Unless you walk like a golem.