this post was submitted on
734 points (56% like it)
3,335 up votes 2,601 down votes

funny

subscribe2,629,159 readers

7,958 users here now

Please take our newest poll about facebook posts

Reminder: Political posts are not permitted in /r/funny. Try /r/PoliticalHumor instead!

NEW! No gore or porn (including sexually graphic images). Other NSFW content must be tagged as such

Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress. Try /r/politicalhumor instead.

  • Rage comics - Go to /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 103 comments

[–]Cyanide_kcn 76 points77 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's a trap!

Saffron will attempt to kill him and his crew and steal the ship!

[–]ArtlessBread 17 points18 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That reminds me - what happened to the guy who was about to go to some european country to meet a girl he met on the internet? Did he die? Or only lose most his internal organs? I HAVE TO KNOW!

[–]branedead 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I remember the story but never heard a resolution. I assume he was killed.

[–]Ryankit92 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Her hair is the right color, but breast size in proportion to the rest of her is off by at least %700

[–]suprhro[S] 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Those are big tits.

[–]Subwayeatn 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

they have no fingers, noses, or ears. The guy doesn't even have pupils.

Your point?

[–]SlippiDuckmanPI 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I know you want her.

[–]Draiko 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Nah... that was a girl named Bridgette.

[–]sunkenOcean01 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Wasn't it Yolanda who did that?

[–]Daniel022 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

YoSafBridge

[–]Gouken 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Reference? Sorry, I don't get it.

[–]Cyanide_kcn 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If you haven't watched Firefly yet, go do it. It's a reference (and possible spoiler) to ep.6.

[–]Gouken 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Frig as soon as you said Firefly, I remember that scene "It's a trap!". Thanks for the memory trigger!

[–]JBChalupa 22 points23 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Saffron sure pushes up her boobs like a whore. I like that in a girl.

[–]DrHorrible123 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You know what else I like in a girl?

[–]OhJustNothing 13 points14 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

A good personality?

[–]KrishnaS124 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

an unoriginal repeated joke?

my dick

[–]DaJoW 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Your dick is an unoriginal repeated joke?

[–]KrishnaS124 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]JBChalupa 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

DAAAAAAAYUM!

[–]TSED 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Well it's not like anyone's seen it before.

[–]iamiamwhoami 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Your unoriginal repeated joke is a dick.

[–]rallebauz 35 points36 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

What is 5pwn ? Oh god internets, what are you doing.

[–]etree 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

9gag bought a bunch of URLs and they just redirect to 9gag.

Edit: it's real. They just copied 9gag's watermark. WDF are you doing Internet. 5gag claims to be the internees largest humor site.

[–]Wakata -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

5pwn

[–]etree 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

By "bought a bunch of URLs" I meant that the URL was owned by 9gag.

[–]KrishnaS124 -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

what?

[–]needacolonoscopy 53 points54 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]PatronofSnark 22 points23 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I feel like theres some sect of people in the world who literally cannot understand something unless it's in the form of an Advice Animal.

[–]Zeppelanoid 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I don't know what you just said. Could you advice animal it for me?

[–]PatronofSnark 27 points28 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]Zeppelanoid 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Darn. I will remain forever in the dark!

[–]Mowser48 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I dunno, I found it rather informative.

[–]ramsrgood 14 points15 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

what is 5pwn and why should i hate it?

[–]boldly 11 points12 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This is why.

[–]ramsrgood 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

oh god!! you really should've given me some warning. that was just the worst thing ever :(

[–]Grammer_NotZ[!] 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I looked at a dozen or so, all the jokes are terrible. Not much different than browsing new over at f7u12.

[–]ramsrgood 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

there is a difference between looking at new stuff here and front page stuff elsewhere though. if you compare front pages, it's actually embarrassing.

[–]Darkphenix 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

No it's still the same.

[–]Gamernz 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I think even 9gag had imitators now. The link aggregation centipede expands!

[–]cobemonkey 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Saffron is town in the Kanto region.

[–]jordanundead 20 points21 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

that's not a t-shirt it's a polo...

[–]IIoWoII 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

"Liam" & "Saffron"?

[–]Maxables 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Saffron is a hottie.

[–]karmaghost 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

'cuz the dude is dope as shit and the girl has red hair.

[–]sasquatch15 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Repost.

[–]frostysauce 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yeah, from yesterday.

[–]OhJustNothing 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

As a person whose name is Liam, I can confirm that I was aroused by this.

[–]karmaghost 13 points14 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

As a person whose name is Liam, I can confirm my name is Liam.

[–]CrivensMcJugs 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Having activated the Liam Hivemind, I can confirm that all Liam's names are Liam.

[–]BluntsWithHash 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

you're day def beats Homers....

[–]dogsarentedible 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

...You're stoned, aren't you?

[–]BluntsWithHash 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

No I wasn't actually.

Have you not seen that episode of The Simpsons?

[–]GoddamnDiplomat 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]GreenSpleen6 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

i predict a 2% increase in people wearing pink shirts to school tomorrow

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Birth of the bro

[–]PJSeeds 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Saffron? What the fuck is this, pokemon?

[–]thatstupidmansuit 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I tend to cuddle my breasts like a newborn infant whenever I flirt with bald men in pink shirts too.

[–]FalconPaunch 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Girls who see this comment, do you really do that whole arms forward thing to maximize cleavage, or is that only in anime? I'm legit curious.

[–]RubSomeFunkOnIt 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Her name is Saffron and you drew her to look like Christina Hendricks? DID YOU THINK WE'D LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS SLYNESS?

[–]DiaDeLosMuertos 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Those are the most attractive boobies on a cute cartoon character and I feel dirty thinking that.

[–]Howsmydirktaste 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Repost from a couple of days. You sir are a shitty person

[–]I_HATE_YOU_SO_MUCH 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I was the one who posted that a few days ago, and just found this post ಠ_ಠ

[–]thegiftshop 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

so, did she blow you?

[–]masonbehnke 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This is really good.

[–]aazaazaa 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Why does Saffron have eyes but Liam only have holes in his face?

Edit: Except for the first panel. Is it perhaps only one pair of eyes per panel allowed?

[–]Trojanbp 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

At least wait several months before reposting a link

[–]baxterg13 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And then he gets suspended for sexual harassment

[–]shupyourface 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

ew.

[–]pettyofficer 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

hell yeah! my names liam too

[–]Colorfag 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

What the fuck is 5pwn? Some kind of half assed 9gag spinoff?

[–]Umpalumpa47 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Wtf kind of name is Safron?

[–]Jvlivs 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The face in the first frame made me laugh out loud. Should be a rage face though I don't know what emotion it would represent...

[–]bunnyflop 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Did he grow tons of hair?

[–]Gouken 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I didn't know Saffron was a girls name. Doesn't sound like its from North America. Anyone know the origin? Just curious.

[–]VastDeferens 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That's not a t-shirt. That looks like a polo shirt you fucking liar.

[–]Thatsongbird 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

i love it cause its a normal comic

[–]get_confident_stupid 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

But Marge! I´m not famous enough to wear a pink shirt!

[–]king_of_the_universe 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Then she actually blows ridiculously hard into your penis, and your balls grow and then explode. Yeah. Bad idea, dude.

[–]eXXaXion 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yeah, she,s hot alright.

[–]Dapwell 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

My name is Liam and I am wearing a pink shirt at them moment. I am fucking awesome!

[–]grizzly6ear -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Well, it would be a fun ex-spearmint.

[–]Ringmaster187 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Putting an end to this now.

[–]furtiveraccoon -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Or you could sit on the sidelines and wait for it to blow over..

[–]Ringmaster187 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

NO. some of you may be tickled pink by these pun threads, but i'm putting a stop to it.

[–]CrazyJoe91 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Why do you have to ruin it for everyone else?

[–]furtiveraccoon 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

(psss: he made a pun)

[–]CrazyJoe91 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I missed that.

Ill just leave

[–]shinshanjr -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

WHY IS THIS NOT A RAGE COMIC!!! THIS IS REDDIT THERE ARE RULES!!!

[–]crayolalightblue -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That was gold!

[–]BJob22 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I believe it was pink.

[–]SeveredBanana 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And he is light blue.

[–]crayolalightblue 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

touche

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Liam is literally the worst fucking name ever if you're not European. I know so many people in my age group who love the name Liam or Gavin, so we're going to have an entire generation of kids whose parents are all retarded Britfans raising their kids on Doctor Who and Sherlock. I hope these people are all drafted and die at war before they can have children.

edit: Oh and fuck whoever names their kid Saffron, too.

[–]wayne_enterprise -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The level of sexual tension in this comic is ridiculous.