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[–]responds_in_verse 42 points43 points ago

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They told me I couldn't dress up like the boys
but girls in Disney can't have the cool toys
My dress looks like shit and I don't have your poise
so fuck you, fuck castles, and fuck all this noise.

[–]Mathmatical 3 points4 points ago

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Can we have like an Eminem rap battle with redditors? it would bring the lols!

[–]brianbrianbrian 0 points1 point ago

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I have no link for it, but I have seen at least two nerdy rap battles on here (nerdy as in subject matter). They were pretty good, so I am not sure it wasn't staged by the pair.

[–]archebus 1 point2 points ago

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[–]brianbrianbrian 0 points1 point ago

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Not from reddit but still worth the read.

[–]Mathmatical 0 points1 point ago

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Awww I want to see that! shucks!

[–]shutthefuckupdude -2 points-1 points ago

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Shut the fuck up!

[–]Respected_Doctor 0 points1 point ago

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I hope you know your flows are ironically weak

Don't be upset it's not what you think

So stop going unless you think you can keep with the times

I'm just fucking with you dude I always respect rhymes

[–]Packersville -3 points-2 points ago

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And that is from?

[–]responds_in_verse 18 points19 points ago

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It probably isn't a song, with that theme;
no dignified poet would use that rhyme scheme;
it's clearly not Disney; they're not big on "fucks."
You can tell that I wrote it myself, cause it sucks.

[–]KoaliaBear 2 points3 points ago

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aww it doesnt suck! i love your poems.

[–]responds_in_verse 17 points18 points ago

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I needed a punchline to finish the line,
and self-deprecation works well in a rhyme.
Fishing for compliments wasn't my act;
I'm glad you're a fan, but my ego's intact.

[–]mr_laughs 2 points3 points ago

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I like you. I'm going to tag you so i can keep finding your stuff. No need to respond it sounds difficult being a lyrical genius.

[–]Packersville 1 point2 points ago

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You lie. It's good.

[–]Canis_lupus 0 points1 point ago

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About 5 minutes ago...

[–]amolad 12 points13 points ago

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WHO taught that young child that? I didn't learn to flip anyone off until I was 6.

[–]ANewAccountCreated 13 points14 points ago

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So it's her fault your parents took so long to teach you?

[–]b4freedom 0 points1 point ago

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YesYes

[–]Not_Irish 7 points8 points ago

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Am I the only one disturbed by the fact this photo is from "strangebeaver.com?"

[–]sorepheet 23 points24 points ago

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[–]HappyDays7 2 points3 points ago

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Jasmine doesn't have her own restaurant. Hell, you're lucky to meet her at all. There's no set space for the Aladdin characters to be in. Ariel's Grotto, though, you're guaranteed to meet her. And the bread and dessert is delicious. In other news, I go to Disney Land too much.

[–]wanderingotaku 0 points1 point ago

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There is a set place that Aladdin and Jasmine go to. It's right next to the Jungle Cruise. The opposite side of Indiana Jones.

[–]HappyDays7 0 points1 point ago

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That's for the Lion King people, isn't it?

[–]wanderingotaku 0 points1 point ago

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They may share it, I don't know. But a few weeks back I went for two days and both days Jasmine and Aladdin were there taking pictures with people.

[–]HappyDays7 0 points1 point ago

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Huh. Normally when we go, we only encounter them at special dinners and such.

[–]grundose -5 points-4 points ago

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Always been a sucker for them brown skinned ladies.

[–]khdutton 12 points13 points ago

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Why the hell is Ariel dressed up like Cindefuckinrella?

[–]kisimbi 6 points7 points ago

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It's her wedding dress

[–]khdutton 10 points11 points ago

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[–]xlaxplaya 0 points1 point ago*

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It's the dress they use at Disney Land, or World, or whatever. I know a girl who used to play Ariel. Actually, this might be her. Updates soon.

EDIT: Nope, not her. Damn.

[–]brianbrianbrian 1 point2 points ago

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You don't know what your friend looks like?

[–]xlaxplaya 0 points1 point ago

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Small picture is small.

[–]b4freedom 0 points1 point ago

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It's not your friend. I asked her and she said no.

[–]nettles121 0 points1 point ago

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maybe that's why the girl is pissed? she was supposed to have a TAIL!

[–]Reddit_Delenda_Est 5 points6 points ago

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[–]TheHerbalGerbil 2 points3 points ago

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There’s something so unfair about a man with no head delivering a headshot.

[–]Hooties_Blowfish 3 points4 points ago

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Reminds me of the Daniel's sister in Angry Boys.

[–]Kahnza 0 points1 point ago

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The first couple of times I read this, I read it as "Angry Birds".

[–]scgoodolboy -2 points-1 points ago

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OMG I did same thing didn't catch it till read your post. Crazy. Get out of my head.

[–]lord_dude 4 points5 points ago

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good girl, fuck this princess shit

[–]specialk3 4 points5 points ago

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If I can't stay here and be a princess than fuck all y'all.

[–]onlysame1 3 points4 points ago

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I bet the parents are sooooo proud of their accomplishment

[–]egus 3 points4 points ago

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that kids parents are assholes.

[–]chrisma08 2 points3 points ago

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Sums up my feelings about Disney.

[–]vertigo1083 1 point2 points ago

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I dont know what it is about little people giving the ultimate salute. It makes me laugh in almost any context.

like this

and this

[–]xd1200f 1 point2 points ago

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The chav is strong in that one.

[–]zoomish 3 points4 points ago

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She was raised well

[–]PumpValve 0 points1 point ago

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suicide photobomber

[–]jakethecake951 0 points1 point ago

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This is how I imagine Louis c.k.'s daughters should be. They seem surprisingly less adult/pessimistic than they ought to be. He must do a good job of not bringing his work home with him.

[–]ChocolateStorm 0 points1 point ago

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On a related note, I think being a character at the Disney parks would be fucking awesome. I mean, think about how many kids will be dying to see you and how happy they will be.

[–]travisncs 0 points1 point ago

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I was really hoping for a Nada Surf reference.

[–]Noble06 0 points1 point ago

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Ariel's Grotto in California Adventures.

[–]apextek 0 points1 point ago

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middle one takes after her father

[–]katzmandoo 0 points1 point ago

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..and not a single fuck was given that day....or maybe one was?

[–]jbingles 0 points1 point ago

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She is still absolutely adorable.

[–]b4freedom 0 points1 point ago

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Who is the princess mom in the background?

[–]darkreality20 0 points1 point ago

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Cool kid.

I know I won some cool points with my little niece when she was around that age, she asked me who my favorite Disney princess is. Didn't hesitate, said Jasmine. I don't really have a favorite princess, per se, but Aladdin was a favorite when I was a kid. Plus, I thought she was smokin' hot when I was 12. Good thing she didn't ask me why or anything, though I think if she did I'd say because she had the tiger. I think she had the tiger, I don't really remember now.

[–]AcXr50 0 points1 point ago

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Photoshopped :( Zoom in. Missing fingers are spot removed. Eye is very odd looking to boot!

[–]UnicyclingBear 0 points1 point ago

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Viserys made Dany do some fucked up shit, but play Cinderella? TOO FAR.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 0 points1 point ago

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because

FUCK THA FAIRIES

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK THA FAIRIES

[–]WhoUpvotesThisShit 0 points1 point ago

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?

[–]oysterpirate 0 points1 point ago

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If some Disney princess was stealing my thunder I'd be pissed too.

[–]eskachig 0 points1 point ago

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I've always wanted to hook up with one of the princesses, it's like some kind of life-long dream that I'm simply becoming too old to realize, considering that all those girls are now ten years younger than me.

Wow, that is sad, that three-oh rushing on me in a few months has never seemed gloomier.

[–]xlaxplaya 0 points1 point ago

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I think I might know the girl who was playing Ariel in this picture. It's hard to tell, because I'm sure they cake the makeup onto all the princesses, and this is a small picture. But I know a girl that used to play Ariel at Disney Land/World, and this kinda looks like her. I'll ask her and get back to you.

[–]JillianAssange 0 points1 point ago

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No offense to her, but she looks like she'd be more suited for playing Roxanne than Ariel.

[–]xlaxplaya 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, nevermind. I asked, and she said it wasn't her. Oh well.

[–]take_this_username -2 points-1 points ago

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She is hot.

[–]SlightlyAmbiguous 1 point2 points ago

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3/4 of the humans in that picture are under the age of six. You might want to specify when you use the word "she".

[–]take_this_username 0 points1 point ago

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You don't know which one of the three kids? You are a pervert! I was talking about the girl on the back!

[–]Krooner -2 points-1 points ago

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I cannot help but think all of these Disney women character's are sluts now, all thanks to ChantingMonk I work as goofy at Walt Disney AmA

[–]amull91 -2 points-1 points ago

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Shopped. Look how the top of her hand is blurry.

[–]Reddit_Delenda_Est 0 points1 point ago

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I think you might want to get your eyes checked.

[–]severedfinger -1 points0 points ago

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Those real-life Disney princess girls are smokin' hot

[–]TheHerbalGerbil -1 points0 points ago

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God is that girl hot though.

[–]Noxstant -1 points0 points ago

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Is that a transvestite?

[–]blueboard -2 points-1 points ago

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She looks like she would be in Toddlers and Tiaras.

[–]THE_BACKSTORY -2 points-1 points ago

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Hahaha I'm the troll dad that taught that girl (my daughter) to do that on command.

Before we went to disneyworld, I told her "say cheese" was the way people said to "wave with one finger in the air". I told her to put a different finger in the air each time.

And the third time was when I struck gold.