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[–]TheOmnipotentTruth 4 points5 points ago

So you chose a salad. What kind of choice is that. Now you've got ta' be afraid of petting zoos. What kind of life is that.

[–]eps492003[S] 3 points4 points ago

Lettuce not be judgmental now.

[–]TheOmnipotentTruth 2 points3 points ago

Chive had enough, though my envy might be parsley to blame. I just find the picture artichoke down you know?

[–]AngryEnt 3 points4 points ago

I don't think this pun thread will produce any results.

[–]TheOmnipotentTruth 2 points3 points ago

This is just the tip of the iceberg. I'll have to start using my head. Although, how mushroom can there be for salad puns?

[–]AngryEnt 2 points3 points ago

Kiwi please stop this now? That pun wasn't very veggie.

[–]TheOmnipotentTruth 1 point2 points ago

I thought you were such a fungi. I see that was just a false dressing. Or maybe you're just a little green with envy?

[–]AngryEnt 0 points1 point ago

This is the last straw, berry. You can talk tomatoes because you aren't worth my hands time.

[–]TheOmnipotentTruth 0 points1 point ago

What a crisp thing to say. You're vinaigrette ever being rude to me. You just romaine dare until I find out who you are.

[–]FemputingFembot 2 points3 points ago

Most of you beet me to all the good puns.

[–]zombieinferno 2 points3 points ago

Revelant.

I was actually pretty impressed by his work when I was studying for my Art History degree.

[–]ManiacalLyricist 0 points1 point ago

So that is just some young black guy emulating an old white guy. It all makes sense now.

[–]Owlchemy 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of salad fingers... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3iOROuTuMA

[–]Peachy88 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Bushroot from Darkwing Duck...

[–]Meatbeef -2 points-1 points ago

Some awful pun. Also, is he dead?

[–]TheOmnipotentTruth 2 points3 points ago

Clearly he's just feeling a little tossed.

[–]eps492003[S] 0 points1 point ago

I would stay away, looks like a stalker.