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[–]NabroleonDynamite 46 points47 points ago

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[–]big_burning_butthole 35 points36 points ago

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The secret is to reply to the top comment.

[–]BloodyMess 11 points12 points ago

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Or one of the comments within the first two of the top comment.

Then upvote the comment you reply to.

[–]nerdpunk 7 points8 points ago

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Oh, is that how it works?

[–]riotingchimps 8 points9 points ago

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I caught that, you clever bastard. look at me, im doing it too

[–]KyoskeMikashi 4 points5 points ago

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I'm going to reply here, because it is near the top

[–]riotingchimps 2 points3 points ago

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i call this "the first cascade."

[–]ShetlandJames 1 point2 points ago

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I think this is how it works, but unless it's a really popular thread, comments after the 3rd aren't getting double figures.

[–]itskieran 4 points5 points ago

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And once it gets too deep, you'll often find your comment gets hidden and generally ignored

[–]jfletcherp 1 point2 points ago

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The two user names! Ugh

[–]TheFrenchKid 0 points1 point ago

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This statement will disprove yours.

[–]shanoxilt -1 points0 points ago

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Do you like Nomic?

[–]NabroleonDynamite 5 points6 points ago

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What the fuck is this shit?

[–]shanoxilt -1 points0 points ago

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It is a subreddit for the game of Nomic.

[–]NabroleonDynamite 2 points3 points ago

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Umm. ok?

[–]EndOfTheDream 7 points8 points ago

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It's okay, there's always someone who scrolls to the deep, dark depths of those front page posts.

[–]Gepettolufkin 7 points8 points ago

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Wow. A repost with the exact same title as the last time this was posted. You're not even trying.

[–]GetStapled 5 points6 points ago

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Why try? Its still free karma apparently.

[–]trollfoot 2 points3 points ago

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With AD references it's not a repost, it's a callback!

(fake edit: actually it's just a repost)

[–]tocheer67 10 points11 points ago

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"Come on!"

[–]wrb222 1 point2 points ago

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This seems like a nice little spot to settle in here...

[–]smiling_stranger 1 point2 points ago

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"Su-su-sure the guy in the 3000 dollar suit is gonna hold the elevator for someone who doesnt even make that in a month!"

[–]heerus 5 points6 points ago

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Oh, so you like arrested development?

So do I...

[–]GetStapled 1 point2 points ago

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let's do this.

[–]Ko0k13 11 points12 points ago

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[–]iamiamwhoami 5 points6 points ago

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You have to reply to the top comment...like so.

[–]searchlight_archer 2 points3 points ago

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^ Doing it right.

[–]SHv2 1 point2 points ago

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Just don't go too deep, you may never return.

[–]BlTCH -1 points0 points ago

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I'll show you how to run-a-muk youngster

[–]bgb111 -1 points0 points ago

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Why is he a bat? Bats aren't astronauts!

[–]mtgcolorpie 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, like the guy in the $3000 suit is going to comment on a front page post. COME ON!

[–]astonesthrow 2 points3 points ago

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As a lurker: *Spends a long time reading a reddit post. *Thinks about thoughtful answer, sees it has been said in so many words a billion times. *Thinks about a funny answer, the same is true for this is as well

After 6 months: *Spends five minutes on a reddit post. *more than 100 comments, says: "Fuck it"

[–]TheDespondentZombie 1 point2 points ago

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Forever alurker.

[–]astonesthrow 0 points1 point ago

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A sad, true story, friend.

[–]Tony_Perkis_Sr 2 points3 points ago

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http://imgur.com/T8SCS

You bastard!!!

[–]a_lot_of_fish 3 points4 points ago

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Now if you comment on it BEFORE it hits the front page, on the other hand...

[–]EltonJuan 1 point2 points ago

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Tonight I decided to finally watch Arrested Development for the first time from the beginning. Not even 5 minutes after the episode this is in ends and I already catch a reference... O_O -- how many other jokes would've gone over my head using reddit?

[–]Egnahc 1 point2 points ago

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The dead dove one has been used a couple times.

[–]Cbracher 0 points1 point ago

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There's always money in the banana stand.

[–]LoudestHoward 1 point2 points ago

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Return from whence you came!

[–]movielass 1 point2 points ago

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like this!

(echo echo echo)

[–]Meatbeef 1 point2 points ago*

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Yep... that's pretty much it. Thanks Gob, for summing up my angst.

[–]Nenbran 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like I better comment before it hits front page then.

I feel...accomplished.

[–]theworldisour 0 points1 point ago

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Hmmm, I've never seen this gif before. Must be new.

[–]Pit_of_Death 0 points1 point ago

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This practice is solely responsible for my atrocious post-to-karma points ratio.

[–]Furiousjorg 0 points1 point ago

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The gif leaves out the shredding of the paper by beached hobos

[–]Iron-Charioteer 0 points1 point ago

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This comment is aerodynamic.

[–]iloveboatssohard 0 points1 point ago

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i am soo good at sums that people just give me money and food

[–]UncleMartron 0 points1 point ago

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kaw kaw kaw

[–]smiling_stranger 1 point2 points ago

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Chickens dont clap.

[–]JizzyDizzler 1 point2 points ago

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Acoo coo cachoo Acoo coo cachoo

[–]CompulsiveBlusher 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone got animated gifs of any of the chicken dances?

[–]JizzyDizzler 0 points1 point ago

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Not a gif. Still one of my favorite scenes of all time EDIT: FFwd 55s.

[–]TonyWonderslostnut 0 points1 point ago

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"FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!"

[–]Dawnsnightmare 0 points1 point ago

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Good thing this only has 45 comments then :) let the voices be heard!

[–]blah19 0 points1 point ago

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Arrested development FTW :D

[–]AkAdude 0 points1 point ago

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I know that feel bro

[–]nicoman37 0 points1 point ago

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"GOB did you make sure to send the insurance bill?" "I've made a huge mistake..."

[–]JizzyDizzler 0 points1 point ago

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inserts AD quote "who the fuck ate my hard boiled eggs!?" doesnt matter, no one will read this anyway

[–]ElementK 0 points1 point ago

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[–]coleosis1414 0 points1 point ago

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This is the best GIF describing the feeling I've seen yet.

[–]Ali921 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Hachya 0 points1 point ago

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This actually made me laugh out loud. Eh, I think it's the bit of slapstick that gets me...

[–]uncle_tbag 0 points1 point ago

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a trick is something a whore does for money

[–]MIDNIGHTZOMBIE 0 points1 point ago

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If you want people to notice your comment. Make a grammatical error.

[–]flagondeep 0 points1 point ago

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Testing.

[–]amber90 0 points1 point ago

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and this is what it feels like commenting on a new post ...

[–]whatwhatwhat82 0 points1 point ago

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I am commenting on this post, that is a front page post.. oh the irony.

[–]myrden -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Jd254 -5 points-4 points ago

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this isn't a frontpage post yet... but I hope it makes it there...

[–]Offensive_Statement -1 points0 points ago

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I'm gonna ride this repost to the top, then edit this to complain about how often reposts get up there. Why? Because fuck you, that's why.

[–]KoreanTerran -4 points-3 points ago

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r/all, top hour.

Enjoy your karma.

[–]sachegrande -3 points-2 points ago

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Hello.