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[–]AbruptlyBlue 138 points139 points ago

My wife is not so impressed with me for sharing this with her.

[–]sndzag1 47 points48 points ago

Lucky you. My girlfriend always surprise-links me to spacedicks (where I originally saw this.)

Cringe.

[–]Dynamaxion 43 points44 points ago

You have the coolest girlfriend ever.

[–]ThiswishIwish 11 points12 points ago

I do that sort of thing to my husband all the time. For some reason he now cringes and refuses to come any where close when I tell him I have a photo to show him...

[–]my_man_krishna 9 points10 points ago

My friend, you have yourself what is called "a keeper."

[–]Kalorn 4 points5 points ago

/r/spacedicks

and for the more hardcore:

reddpics ver.

[–]TheAtomicMango 11 points12 points ago

I can handle /r/spacedicks... I think I can handle th--no no NO NO NO NO NONONONONONO!

[–]DemDemz 2 points3 points ago

Why...why did I have to clink the second link?

[–]fapsterr 2 points3 points ago

omg im gonna puke....i can never trolls as hard as the rest of you...I give up on trolling fuq

[–]Kalorn 0 points1 point ago

troll hard or go home ;)

[–]Mooam 0 points1 point ago

Clicked on the link, saw a guys head chopped up. NOPE.

[–]Luccyboy 0 points1 point ago

Even reddpics did nothing to me...

[–]Kalorn 0 points1 point ago

a trooper of sorts

[–]Username200 0 points1 point ago

Me neither, only thing that effects me now is spiders...

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]AbruptlyBlue 7 points8 points ago

I did tell her it was a link to a potential job posting.

[–]rednotes 6 points7 points ago

my boyfriend is not so impressed with me for sharing this with him.

[–]reallyjay 64 points65 points ago*

Because I am curious, I googled: maggots in urethra. Turns out that, for a lot of people, this is a fetish. Just wow.

[–]dye1337 70 points71 points ago

if not for you I would never. ever. have known this was a fetish

[–]reallyjay 24 points25 points ago

I know, I am regretting my curiousity.

[–]MAKE_THIS_POLITICAL 4 points5 points ago

Famous last words.

[–]sndzag1 5 points6 points ago

What? You guys never heard the Reddit maggot-dumpster story?

[–]aaronify 4 points5 points ago

You mean the one from 4 chan? That's about a woman though. Didn't know men would be into it...

[–]sndzag1 2 points3 points ago

I didn't know anybody would be into this. :|

And yeah, it was probably a screenshot post on reddit or something, I can't recall.

[–]a_derp_in_thailand 0 points1 point ago

no I have not...PLEASE SHARE!

[–]Johnny_Stecchino 2 points3 points ago

here you go. NSFL

[–]Oli_ 4 points5 points ago

[–]a_derp_in_thailand 3 points4 points ago

thank you... now I am further toughened by the internets

[–]Johnny_Stecchino 2 points3 points ago

I find it hard to believe that it is indeed a true story, but the simple fact that someone could arrange such a detailed plot of this sickness really amazes me.

[–]monkeyjay 1 point2 points ago

That's the spirit!

[–]BlackAchingTooth 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]IonZero 2 points3 points ago

It would be harder to something that is not a fetish.

[–]thugmonkey 3 points4 points ago

Everything is a fetish to someone.

[–]Patty_Mayonegg 0 points1 point ago

You should Res tag him as "Maggots in Urethra"

[–]O_R_they 5 points6 points ago

thank you for saving me the trouble of EVER having that in my google history

[–]Firewind 4 points5 points ago

Could have gone my whole life without having to know that.

[–]Tepoztecatl 2 points3 points ago

It actually looks pretty intentional, I mean there are no signs of infection or anything. You don't just get maggots inside your dick and have it all intact.

[–]danielgrak 2 points3 points ago

Wow. You know how sometimes someone says "I'm on that weird part of the internet again hehehe" on a Youtube video or Reddit link? Well they have no fucking idea.

[–]Kirmz 2 points3 points ago

Ohhhhhh f*****ing YES!

Found some big, plump maggots one day when arrived home. Had a few wines. Very horny. Ohhh yessssss - why not?

Had been needing more and more hard-stuff to get a hard-on, but at the thought of this the hard-on was soooooo bad that it was difficult to spread my split glans enough to push in a maggot. Oh god. Oh god . Oh god ..... nnnnnnhhhhhhh ....

Thought my cock would grow so long that I might suck it. No. Bugger ... :-(

Anyway - got 5 inside. Just can't describe the mental high, the rush of realising the ultimate urethral stuffing - living things into the UNKNOWN and FORBIDDEN. If you have to ask, then go away will ya!

One by one they all turned around and wriggled and excired their way ALL THE WAY UP my urethra to my bladder neck, where I felt them wriggle through into my bladder. Took about 10 minutes.

Couldn't fine any more to put inside. Arrrgggghhhh!

Then, betwween a jerk-off and a good pee I could only find 4. Ohhhhh .. OK ...

The "Other One" had taken a detour up one of those other tubes towards the prostate and within about 3 hours produced a huge infection that was fixed with a plie of antiobiotics.

Obviously they weren't sterile maggots (you can buy sterile maggots). Once I know where I'll buy a few hundred or so. Wheeeeeeee...

[–]Rivenscryr 51 points52 points ago

Now this is what I expect when I am on /r/wtf

[–]Cichla 19 points20 points ago

This is some /r/spacedicks material we have here OP you sure this isn't a x post?

[–]ashamanflinn 12 points13 points ago

It was on spacedicks yesterday.

[–]Cichla 5 points6 points ago

Ah man and I thought we had something they didn't :<

[–]HomerJunior 5 points6 points ago

Why in gods name are we competing with /r/spacedicks? If I wanted spacedicks, I'd just go to spacedicks.

[–]bumbumboogie 83 points84 points ago

That's exactly what happens if you don't fap frequently. The spermatozoa keeps growing until it reaches that size

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points ago

That would be horrible...luckily I'll never find out if that's true.

[–]MAKE_THIS_POLITICAL 3 points4 points ago

We're all happy for your mom Admiral.

[–]Pandonetho 20 points21 points ago

Actually, out of curiosity from what another poster said about this when he googled it, I googled it up as well and apparently it's a fetish.

One poster in some other forum said that he let those maggots crawl up his urethra all the way to his bladder or something, and jizzed then pissed them out. One of them didn't come out though and he said he got an infection and had to get antibiotics.

Seriously, I think I'm going to commit suicide now.

[–]Henry1987 1 point2 points ago

im also thinking of hitting myself in the head with a hammer to forget everything about this pic and comments.. some things are better left unknown... for sanity sake

[–]robotusson 4 points5 points ago

and if you don't fap for a really long time this happens

[–]victorious_secret69 5 points6 points ago

flawless

[–]Immynimmy 60 points61 points ago

[–]Dynamaxion 3 points4 points ago

Love that movie.

[–]Systemizer 56 points57 points ago

[–]nastynate600 7 points8 points ago

Thank you!!!! I needed that.

[–]The_Enchiridion 8 points9 points ago

I was expecting maggots to be in it's mouth.

Disappointed.

[–]CasaElDiablo 1 point2 points ago

Much required!

[–]BHamlyn 0 points1 point ago

I half expected this to be another troll link leading to another picture filled with maggots.

Thank you very much.

[–]KarmakazeNZ 0 points1 point ago

OMG barf! NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE fucking NOPE.

Get that disgusting thing away from me!

[–]Crim91 16 points17 points ago

[–]Zerv14 10 points11 points ago

[–]Spazit 31 points32 points ago

You know what? I'm not going to open this link.

[–]Kind_Of_A_Dick 18 points19 points ago*

How do you know it's not Kate Upton naked, a reward only for people with the balls to click on the link?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

Risk worth taking.

[–]takinter 5 points6 points ago

Wise choice, I know I regret it.

[–]The_Blurst_Of_Times 5 points6 points ago

WHY DO I LACK THIS MAN'S FORTITUDE!?!?!

[–]Crossfox17 3 points4 points ago

I think of it the other way around. I have to fortitude to watch and be unfazed by almost anything. This pushed my limits.

[–]magpen69 13 points14 points ago

Link to Video Obviously NSFW/NSFL.

[–]clt829 8 points9 points ago

God. Dammit.

[–]kawausokoi 4 points5 points ago

Why? And how?!

[–]SO_not_a_raper 35 points36 points ago

WHY??? I knew better, yet still clicked on it.

[–]Falcorsc2 2 points3 points ago

i clicked it and i was like wait wait wait..and hit back before i saw anything

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

[–]evanrecon 23 points24 points ago

nopenopenopenopenope

[–]Haldane409 24 points25 points ago

reads as openopenopenopenopen

[–]pussifer 1 point2 points ago

Every time...

[–]WAYCASTER3 6 points7 points ago

STD's ain't got shit on this guy

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

[–]strikerz13 14 points15 points ago

It is a GIF of maggots within a mans urethra.

[–]pants6000 6 points7 points ago

Hey, thems some bot or novelty account jobs you're taking away here!

[–]eaturliver 15 points16 points ago

HE TERK ERR JERBS!

[–]strikerz13 2 points3 points ago

someones gotta do it.

[–]Waterhammer92 14 points15 points ago

[–]drajax 6 points7 points ago

And that is enough Internet for today

[–]poop_dollar 1 point2 points ago

This really is the link that is making me turn off the computer.

[–]binarypower 11 points12 points ago

[–]chingyduster 17 points18 points ago

Fuck, why was that link purple before I clicked it?

[–]WallyAnti 4 points5 points ago

No good. That looks a little too much like a brown recluse for my comfort.

[–]eaturliver 3 points4 points ago

Who volunteers for this kind of shit?

[–]Miscellaneous_Item 1 point2 points ago

^ NSFW

[–]binarypower 0 points1 point ago

Um, hello... you know you are in a thread named "Penis Worms; NSFW NSFL" ಠ_ಠ

[–]Miscellaneous_Item 0 points1 point ago

yea but all images must be marked responsibly!

[–]david2112 4 points5 points ago

medical treatment.......ow

[–]SheepskinSeatcovers 7 points8 points ago

Those are maggots. They eat dead and rotting flesh while leaving healthy tissue behind. Hospitals use them for burn victims and the like.

[–]opm881 10 points11 points ago

Im sorry, but wtf is a burn doing in the god damn urethra

[–]clt829 6 points7 points ago

Really. That explanation just exchanges one nope for another.

[–]mooglehuffer 2 points3 points ago

Well, if he said it burns when he pees...

[–]opm881 0 points1 point ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]SheepskinSeatcovers 0 points1 point ago

He could have been lacerated somehow. Shit happens. Awful, awful shit.

[–]LioydJour 4 points5 points ago

my penis ran away :(.. be on the look out guys

[–]Talib_Amaverum 3 points4 points ago

"even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, i like having a detachable penis"

[–]SpudgeBoy 2 points3 points ago

One of the greatest songs ever recorded.

[–]Not_A_Slave 0 points1 point ago

What if it comes back with maggots?

[–]Aeriq 3 points4 points ago

I didn't read the title.

I went straight for the picture.

It took a few to figure it out.

You sonovabitch.

What have you done?!

[–]Xcrucia 13 points14 points ago

[–]rabidllama 8 points9 points ago

I'd like to know how that even happens (so that I can ensure it never, ever happens to my dick).

[–]superdarkness 0 points1 point ago

You don't really want to know. But it will not happen to your dick, don't worry.

[–]ChelseaRC 3 points4 points ago

Makes me think of that girl's blog that liked sticking m maggots up her va-jay-jay. Blowfly Girl. -blarf...-

[–]woozey69 2 points3 points ago

you read that too?

[–]perverse_imp 1 point2 points ago

I've been trying to mentally erase it. You aren't helping. I showed everyone though, I just had to.

[–]ChelseaRC 0 points1 point ago

Yup. I refused to at first. Then once I started, I couldn't stop.

[–]jourdone 3 points4 points ago

this rustled my jimmies.

[–]NoodleMyDoodle 2 points3 points ago

so, no sex tonight?

[–]HankSpank 2 points3 points ago

WHY DID I CLICK THAT??!!

[–]big_kahuna123 2 points3 points ago

i have never clicked out of something so fast

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Now this is /r/WTF worthy!

[–]drgonzo69 2 points3 points ago

Anyone else feel like they could...smell this?

[–]theIntertubez_child 2 points3 points ago

the title says it all, why the fuck do I still click it? ...

[–]thunderrrchicken 1 point2 points ago

I wonder, are they using the maggots for treatment, or does he need treatment because of the maggots...

[–]TheFigment 0 points1 point ago

Worm farm.

[–]intelmic 1 point2 points ago

Ok, that's it. I was looking for a reason to go to sleep. Thank you!

[–]thegreatborzini 1 point2 points ago

I wanna stab my eyes Out

[–]classcsilk 1 point2 points ago

Holy fuck shit god damnit wtf.

[–]NavajoJoe 1 point2 points ago

Why the hell does he also have a spring in his dick? Are the maggots related to said spring? So many unanswered questions...

[–]KarmakazeNZ 0 points1 point ago

He's clearly one of those body modification freaks. At least he's not cutting it off with a rusty razor blade or beating it into pulp with a hammer.

Yes, I've seen clips of both. This is nothing.

[–]bcb412 1 point2 points ago

i dont have a penis but that made my ass feel funny

[–]mstrwilson 1 point2 points ago

Hey! Everyone in the library! When my phone conveniently rings right as I'm scrolling over this image with RES, make sure you also look at my computer screen and check out these penis worms! Don't worry, I'm studying for anatomy.

[–]Thedirtygongon 1 point2 points ago

Congrats, you found the one thing that has forced me off Reddit for the night. Done, finished, FUCK!

[–]AlbinoJason 1 point2 points ago

welp three in the morning... time to get off and have some nightmares now.

[–]nicolslaw 1 point2 points ago

and I'm done with reddit for tonight, thanks.

[–]eisforenigma 1 point2 points ago

This makes me really, really glad I don't have a penis.

[–]opaco 1 point2 points ago

Disgusting

[–]VodkaHappens 1 point2 points ago

Finally one that justifies the tag.

[–]Jd254 1 point2 points ago

i must get this to the frontpage to warn ppl not to watch it!

[–]pussifer 2 points3 points ago

FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

Sorry. I just had to get those outta there...

[–]OKCorral 1 point2 points ago

Who wants to go fishing?

[–]windy444 6 points7 points ago

You can carry the worms.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

pfft this can't possibly be as bad as all tha-AWWW JESUS FUCK WHAAAAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU

[–]PUMPKINH3AD 0 points1 point ago

Why I ask you!? Whyyyyyyy!? Damn my curiosity!

[–]KnuttyD 0 points1 point ago

NO NO NO NO

[–]chi-chis 0 points1 point ago

that hooooole.

[–]Ssquires87 0 points1 point ago

I saw the thumbnail, clicked on it, realized it was a gif... Noooooope!

[–]ASlutPuppy 0 points1 point ago

fuck you

[–]CheezeburgerTroll 0 points1 point ago

I. Do. Not. Want

[–]guitaardvark 0 points1 point ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPITY NOPE.

[–]peteheat 0 points1 point ago

clicked on link....realized what i was about to see.....NOPE NOPE NOPE CLOSE THAT SHIT

[–]Foomaster29 0 points1 point ago

I am using my own judgment to decide to not only not click this, but to hide this post and forget that the title even existed.

[–]dinokitten101 0 points1 point ago

I now have to be very cautious with penises.

[–]Alluminn 0 points1 point ago

[–]JMC813 0 points1 point ago

Didn't want to click, but felt an un-resistable urge to. Regretful decision..

[–]jensen36 0 points1 point ago

There are some things.... I'm not sure.... My brain is fuck....... I need to throw.... Damn. Just damn.

[–]FiRe_ClImBeR_19 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck do I even click

[–]fishielover1124 0 points1 point ago

I want to show this to my boyfriend just to fuck with him, but I know I'll feel bad later on for scarring him for life. This was so nasty shudders

[–]Squally_XD 0 points1 point ago

I haven't see the link yet, will do in 15 seconds from now, I am already cringing....damn you curiosity, you make me dead inside a little more each passing day...

[–]windapoo 0 points1 point ago

r/WTF always makes me feel better about myself.

[–]tryshapepper 0 points1 point ago

MY EYES!! MY EYES!

[–]whatisBoxhappening 0 points1 point ago

holy jesus... how does this even happen? i'm too scared to google it.

[–]o_hay_man 0 points1 point ago

thank god i acually read the full name of this before clicking on it just because it was NSFW

[–]ohshitimclutch 0 points1 point ago

what in the mother fuck did i just see

[–]michelles903 0 points1 point ago

Four words.

Eternally scarred for life.

[–]AlphaLemming 0 points1 point ago

A fap a day keeps the maggots away?

[–]Recall_Coordinator 0 points1 point ago

Did not read the title before clicking. I feel awful now.

[–]zitfarmer 0 points1 point ago

HONEY! WHERE IS MY STARCHY SOCK?!?

[–]frostiitute 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, no, not clicking that link

[–]taurus45 0 points1 point ago

How the FUCK does this kind of shit happen....gaaad damn.

[–]chis 0 points1 point ago

My toes curled 3 times

[–]Danes101 0 points1 point ago

Is that real???

[–]Niallo92 0 points1 point ago

I absent mindedly read the title whilst joyfully eating my bowl of cereal. I wish I heeded the warning.

[–]Wetai 0 points1 point ago

WHY DONT I LOOK AT THE TITLE BEFORE I HOVER OVER THE IMAGE LINK [Hover Zoom] ಠ_ಠ

[–]Hamesankari 0 points1 point ago

First time I felt like no way I'm clicking that. And I didn't. Wonder what else is in store for me today...

[–]maggoty 0 points1 point ago

I feel like i should add something here but i just cant think of anything...

[–]MasterClown 0 points1 point ago

I can't believe nature allows such things to even exist/occur.

[–]DJ_Lud 0 points1 point ago

that is so fucking nasty!!

[–]PoshNoob 0 points1 point ago

It took ages for me to work up the courage to click this. Now I'm sitting here an hour later, wondering where I am going with life.

[–]Yosarian_22 0 points1 point ago

This is the worst thing I have ever seen

[–]ZiccoSim 0 points1 point ago

I regret seeing this..

[–]woozey69 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad I looked a second time.

[–]Txmedic 0 points1 point ago

Oh god why! I never should have clicked.

[–]tomlette 0 points1 point ago

AAAAHHHHHHH! JUST.FUCKING.AHHHHHHHHH!

[–]SirBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

I threw up.

[–]britt913 0 points1 point ago

what....how....

[–]gumbysgotdabends 0 points1 point ago

FUCK. THAT.

[–]rawrc 0 points1 point ago

Did not click the link and never will. Just reading "penis worms" makes me want to go live in a bubble.

[–]dontbait 0 points1 point ago

anyone else feel like it would tickle?

[–]StiverSC 0 points1 point ago

Jesus shit christ.

[–]nicktothek 0 points1 point ago

WHAAAATTTTTTTTT TTTTHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK?????????????

[–]KarmakazeNZ 0 points1 point ago

Maggots, not worms.

[–]DeplorableVillainy 0 points1 point ago

NAMIRA'S LOVE

[–]crazynarwhal 0 points1 point ago

I knew exactly what I was clicking on, I just knew it. Somehow I still wasn't prepared.

[–]William_Bishop 0 points1 point ago

I have officially been scarred for life. This is NSFL.

[–]William_Bishop 0 points1 point ago

Can someone please explain how this even happens? I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyways.

[–]Gimell420 0 points1 point ago

NOPE

[–]Seanjohn2800 0 points1 point ago

Played peekaboo with the screen, but seeing that it hadn't loaded, I let my guard down. It knew

[–]jobotslash 2 points3 points ago

You never play chicken with a shitty internet connection. Never.

[–]MasterBrief 0 points1 point ago

[–]freex3 0 points1 point ago

What. The. Fuck.