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[–]sheeeeeeet 79 points80 points ago

neither could the guy who actually took this pic and posted is a while back

[–]forhammer 70 points71 points ago

you couldn't believe it when you found this on the internet and assumed reddit hadn't seen it before? we have.

[–]narwhalsareawesome 165 points166 points ago

Hey, so you're the guy who took this picture?

Why are you posting it again?

You're not a liar, are you?

Sure, "Could not believe this" doesn't necessarily mean you took the picture. No one can argue that you aren't implying it, though.

[–]rockoholik13 51 points52 points ago

Not exactly "funny" too...

[–]Frankstg 4 points5 points ago

Because /r/funny gets more views.

[–]bobandgeorge 4 points5 points ago

And that's what's really important. Fake internet points etc. etc.

[–]antihumorous -1 points0 points ago

Well, to play devil's advocate, and again, in a world where this isn't a tired repost, one would post to /funny not because they think it'll get them more Internet Social Acceptance Points, but because more people would see it.

[–]r-howtonotgiveafuck 4 points5 points ago

Why are you posting so many questions?

[–]narwhalsareawesome 15 points16 points ago

Curiosity.

[–]Todomanna 1 point2 points ago

Curiosity killed the cat. But only because it was a pussy.

[–]Tauna -1 points0 points ago

Pussy isn't an insult. They are tough as shit and take a real beating.

[–]Todomanna -1 points0 points ago

Yes but "Curiosity killed the cat. But only because it was a weak example of the species as whole, and thus could not hold up to the dynamic world it wandered into" is a less clever play on words.

[–]RiPotato -3 points-2 points ago

Cat.

[–]AngryByte 0 points1 point ago

bacon?

[–]dotted 6 points7 points ago

France is Bacon?

[–]kjmchone 0 points1 point ago

That's Sir Francis Bacon.

[–]dotted 0 points1 point ago

[–]JLHarvHarv -4 points-3 points ago

The narwal bacons when?

[–]Jtshea59 1 point2 points ago

I believe it's the mid of night, sir.

[–]Lakhuton -3 points-2 points ago

Only the cool people know its actually midnight on Thursday!

[–]I_wwebsite 4 points5 points ago

I wish there was a sequel to Goonies, where we learn what happened with Sloth after Chunk and his seemingly Midwestern parents adopted him.

[–]Norgret 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he couldn't believe it when he was looking at top links.

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[–]iamhomersimpson 15 points16 points ago

Hey everybody, this guys a phony! A big fat phony!

[–]Shaggy57 33 points34 points ago

Neither could the guy who posted this originally.

[–]JollyWombat 15 points16 points ago

I for one can't believe I'm seeing this anywhere near the front page for what must be the twentieth time on Reddit. Where do you clowns keep finding this picture to post it? Facebook?

[–]Lorick 7 points8 points ago

is it portals? or the eye of sauron ?

[–]DatPhyzixTeacher 0 points1 point ago

It's just optics

[–]gl77 7 points8 points ago

You fucking liar. I've seen this same pic posted to Reddit at least twice in the last year and probably a few more times that I missed it.

[–]Jinhyung 1 point2 points ago

So, Portal or Eye of Sauron?

[–]DatPhyzixTeacher 0 points1 point ago

Just optics

[–]pannedcakes 1 point2 points ago

Posts like these are why I support a 3 month posting prohibition period for new users.

[–]isaiahvanderhyden 1 point2 points ago

hey, guys. don't beat the guy up too hard. i remember when i was gay...

[–]The_Beaver 1 point2 points ago

I came here wondering why the one who took the picture didn't go into the portal, and instead decided to post to reddit?

[–]CrimsonKuja 1 point2 points ago

Man, talk about downsizing. The Eye of Sauron went from a tower to a door.

[–]iodian 1 point2 points ago

Does it beckon you to find the one ring?

[–]sachegrande 4 points5 points ago

My ex-girlfriend was a redhead. She had one like that too.

[–]hollander93 1 point2 points ago

Here is your comedic drum sound: BA DUM TISS.

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[–]hollander93 0 points1 point ago

Ah so it has a name. Thank you stranger.

[–]sachegrande 0 points1 point ago

Appreciated.

[–]KosherKyle 2 points3 points ago

The oblivion gates are opening!

[–]TheSlam -1 points0 points ago

Definitely what I see every single time I see this picture. More than sauron and portal

Emphasis on that every single time part

[–]John4890 -1 points0 points ago

This was the first picture my sister showed me when she introduced me to reddit 3 years ago.

[–]Cskidge 0 points1 point ago

how has only one person made a portal reference pertaining to this picture?

[–]frostiitute 0 points1 point ago

How can anyone deny the existance of Sauron?

[–]diamondpoop 0 points1 point ago

He found his contact!<3

[–]Bushybushings 0 points1 point ago

Vaginal inflammation.

[–]delar0cha 0 points1 point ago

One does not simply re post something unbelievable.

[–]UlsterRebels 0 points1 point ago

Take off the ring Frodo...

[–]end42 0 points1 point ago

Look, believe me, that's not butter.

[–]alpha_guy 0 points1 point ago

WOAHHHHHHHH A FLAMING HOT VAGINA REFLECTION

i really gotta get one for meself

[–]time2blunt 0 points1 point ago

mind = BLOWN

[–]zhunterzz 0 points1 point ago

No way...

[–]MangekyoSharingan 0 points1 point ago

Why do people get downvoted for not seeing the original posts?

[–]Congruss 0 points1 point ago

CLOSE THE OBLIVION GATE

[–]desull 0 points1 point ago

...I have no idea what I'm supposed to see, other than a reflection?

[–]bledolikiq 0 points1 point ago

In a world without fantasy, this is just sun rays refracting through a window.

[–]n8keel 0 points1 point ago

Fire crotch!

[–]bootnuts 0 points1 point ago

Funny how?

[–]imjustmichelle 0 points1 point ago

Portal? yay

[–]daviddisastrous 0 points1 point ago

Motherfucking portal

[–]lukeinlove 0 points1 point ago

The eye of Sauron, has his gaze on you!!

[–]Shurtugil 0 points1 point ago

Portal to Hell. I'd smash that window ASAP.

[–]Pillowsonapile 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the eye of Sauron. :)

[–]Stretchy_Treats 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it. Where's the funny?

[–]brewtang 0 points1 point ago

fucking sauron

[–]mckenzieed 0 points1 point ago

You tried to walk through it, right? I bet its a gate to some awesome place where unicorns exist. Not that they don't already. Just saying.

[–]j0esj0es20 0 points1 point ago

I was going to mention how they look like portal, but by the looks of this pissy fit over reposts, no one will ever see this.

[–]Boomertc 0 points1 point ago

I'm seeing... portal

[–]h1lleard 0 points1 point ago

SAURON: I seeeeee you

[–]daxq27 0 points1 point ago

the eye of sauron...

[–]Micky-D -2 points-1 points ago

One does not simply walk through that door.

[–]VorloperisAwesome 0 points1 point ago

without conserving all momentum

[–]Jessdb13 -3 points-2 points ago

Now your thinking with portals

[–]dieselnut 8 points9 points ago

*you're

[–]TheSilverFox -1 points0 points ago

Unsure if portal or eye of Sauron

[–]Phonymony -2 points-1 points ago

the eye of sauron!!!!

[–]rememberese -5 points-4 points ago

now you're thinking with portals

[–]eibroback -1 points0 points ago

One does not simply walk through the Mordoor.

[–]jakenichols -1 points0 points ago

this looks like a couple of vaginas

[–]17Hongo -1 points0 points ago

[–]BleachedWhale -2 points-1 points ago

neither do i

[–]jdugan322 -4 points-3 points ago

Sauron

[–]ManiacalLyricist -4 points-3 points ago

Yup. Sunlight travels through glass with minimal interruption. Side effect: distorted light patterns.

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[–]hanapyon -3 points-2 points ago

slow clap

[–]lupussapien -2 points-1 points ago

More door?

[–]FindsTheBrightSide -4 points-3 points ago

You should shoot the portals farther apart next time. You're not getting much utility out of having them so close together.

[–]biskitsandgravy -4 points-3 points ago

Um.. I kinda feel like a dumbass here, but my first thought was "AHH! CLOSE THE OBLIVION GATE NAO!"