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[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 8 points9 points ago

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[–]FindsTheBrightSide -2 points-1 points ago

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But then my breasts get in the way, which look more like this (NSFW - depending on how your company feels about moobs).

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 10 points11 points ago

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NSFL

[–]graewfawefsadf 3 points4 points ago

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quick.. bury this... before... others.. come.

tell... my wife.. there is... no... god.

[–]westbrookism 4 points5 points ago

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Jeremy Lin?

[–]FacebookScavenger 1 point2 points ago

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I came in to post this. Reddit never disappoints

[–]idontpostoften 1 point2 points ago

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here i thought i was going to be the first and now im last

[–]jimbojamesiv 1 point2 points ago

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But sometimes the last shall be first and vice versa.

[–]Waffle_Doctor 3 points4 points ago

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Shouldn't he be helping Adam and Jamie bust myths right now?

[–]randolama 2 points3 points ago

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Thinkpad pride SON!!!!

[–]imadamnbear 2 points3 points ago

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dog farted.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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i have those exact same blankets, sheets and pillow cases.....

[–]dontmutemeplz 1 point2 points ago

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Wasn't any "bitching" either, if you know what I mean.

[–]SHv2 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure the orange plate comes from IKEA.

[–]LarzHoneytoast 1 point2 points ago

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came here, Jeremy Lin reference in hand, only to find 2/12 commenters had beat me to it. Don't know what I expected..

[–]Kamige 1 point2 points ago

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i do that too :D

[–]adioe3 1 point2 points ago

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Not to stereotype but is that a ThinkPad?

[–]tryshapepper 2 points3 points ago

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There seems to be a trend today. See how many reposts we can get to the front page!

[–]braincombustion 0 points1 point ago

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Soooo no one posted ˝diner in bed˝ :D

Shame on me :)

[–]elliopolis 0 points1 point ago

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Ugh. I'd say. Red over red?

[–]Amsterdom -1 points0 points ago

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I laughed so friggin hard at this lol

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[–]vaginal_cream -1 points0 points ago*

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Oh man, I've heard this horror story, where these asian guys (I'm not sure which country), killed a dog in their dorm rooms, and then ate it ಠ_ಠ

edit: Seriously I got downvoted? People could hear the dog whining till it stopped.