The African Anti-Rape Condom...ouch

mwguthrie · 4 months

It only hurts if you go around raping people.

BearSole · 4 months

Oh. OH. I read that completely wrong. When it said it would have to be removed at a hospital, I was thinking it meant from inside the woman. I had the odd mental image of a woman dragging a man by his penis inside of her vag-trap to a hospital. Pay attention to context, kids.

DoubleDutch90 · 4 months

...until Mr. Rapey tries to go in the back door.

themortalwombat · 4 months

Vagina Dentata!!!

StickiestFingers · 4 months

There has to be a better answer than walking around with this between your legs all day.

kluda06 · 4 months

I wonder if someone has tried to rape someone with this on

JustinCredible_15 · 4 months

Puts a whole new spin on the phrase, "I'd rather put my dick in a meat grinder."

vocabulazy · 4 months

My sister dubbed this handy tool "The Vagina Shark."

apocalypticzomb · 4 months

I'm assuming the device comes out of the vagina when the penis is removed, thus the perpetrator is stuck with trying to get it off.

asharwood · 4 months

If it takes the lose of a few penises to stop rape, good. It won't be mine so I don't care.

BoringUsername1 · 4 months

"what's that in your vagina, girl?" "nothing, I'm just a virgin"

Awwedamn · 4 months

If it's a gang rape. She'll be fucked. They need to create a myth that says if you rape anyone you will lose your dick. Instead they tell men who have aids they need to rape babies to be cured. This is why I have no desire to go to Africa. Yes, I'm prejudiced. Read the article. There are more where this came from and it shows no sign of stopping. http://www.wnd.com/2001/12/12139/

Edit:Like I said find your own sources. Is the BBC reputable enough? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/1703595.stm I didn't look that hard for a link. I saw a documentary years ago , maybe 2001 and verified for myself. I tried to forget it since then so didn't save any sources.

EldaJenkins · 4 months

The device itself is not 'WTF.' The fact that the device is needed is 'WTF.'

lmcclel · 4 months

Won't they just go flaccid and allow for easy removal?

You would think that, but no. When they are pulling out they are still going to be erect, causing the hooks to dig into the flesh, holding it in a stretched out position, still attached to the hooks. Imagine blowing up a balloon in this, even after the hooks puncture the balloon, deflating all of the air, the "skin" of the balloon will still be attached to the hooks.

10011010011 · 4 months

so, sooo well deserved. I can't think of a better punishment for rapists.

Xephyrous · 4 months

It's a reverse french tickler! -Insanity Wolf

miamihappy · 4 months

"The rape capital of the world.." That doesn't quite have a nice ring to it.

cmcdiz · 4 months

Jokes on you anti-rape condom, my penis is way too small to get stuck in there.

griffon28 · 4 months

I'm going to hell.

Burnsey235 · 4 months

The most painful product test of Derp's life.

cleggcleggers · 4 months

I say for now on when something is a repost of a repost of reposted repost we just go around talking like the goosebumps girl. ferrrrk therz iss a ferkin rposst

FuriousFapmaster · 4 months

It won't work. For it to work in the first place, a significant number of women will have to adopt it. At that point, after a few successes, the rapists will realize whats going on, and test the vaginal cavity with their fingers to see if the teeth are in there. Then they will proceed to sodomize the woman. Which is something they could do in the first place considering they are rapists.

hung_like_a_hanger · 4 months

Great, now the rapist's blood will get inside too.

LukeD24 · 4 months

The beartrap of sex organs...

Interesting_name · 4 months

For everyone thinking "That would hurt like hell", you have nothing to worry about. Unless you're a rapist.

CGord · 4 months

This just in: ANAL RAPE REPORTS SKYROCKET

WendellJehangir · 4 months

Why has no-one mentioned Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash yet?

LifeIsATireSwing · 4 months

It's sad that its actually come to this in certain parts of Africa. :-(

johnlt77 · 4 months

YT had one of those in Snow Crash.

BogdanD · 4 months

There's gonna be a lot less rapes, but a lot more murders ಠ_ಠ

morosemanatee · 4 months

This is sooooooooo old

angry_owlz · 4 months

This is a pretty shitty device, considering that not making a rapist angry would be right up there on the list of, I want to fucking live. I can really only see this being used by a crazy girlfriend.

[deleted] · 4 months

if that's plastic, it wouldn't be that hard to get off with some common tools

bellk · 4 months

Wait, why don't they point the teeth in the opposite direction so it hurts more going in then coming out?

windg0d · 4 months

Imagine for a moment being caught in that as a man. The woman ejects and escapes(I'm assuming at least, I can't imagine escaping with a man attached to you to be very effective) . Now your stuck with it on you, in agonizing pain, the teeth piercing you, greedily slicing and sinking deeper into your flesh. Commonly agonizing pain isn't a big turn (Unless it is), so naturally you start to go flaccid. Unfortunately, that doesn't detach the teeth, it only creates a elasticity which lets the teeth slice even deeper. Eventually you're left with a stringy psuedo-finger being held taut by the teeth. Now realize that still isn't enough of a punishment for a rapist.

Brofessor0ak · 4 months

Does it hurt women to walk around with a giant thing in your vagina? Especially virgins would hurt like shit.

legendofj · 4 months

AMA Request: A victim of this

bsmitty358 · 4 months

Wont they just go flaccid and allow for easy removal?

laura_lee_meh · 4 months

VAGINA DENTATA!

nthensome · 4 months

So a woman is supposed to wear this 24/7 just in case she gets raped?

oh_papillon · 4 months

Brilliant.

fuzzy_pear · 4 months

Oh wow, we're posting up Vagina Dentata stuff again are we? I remember when this was supposedly a thing in America back in 2010.

We made a song about it to the tune of "Hakuna Matata".

mookdaruch · 4 months

Doesn't research and developement require a testing phase? No job in the world pays that well.

tctc222 · 4 months

Has anyone seen the movie Teeth? I'm actually surprised Reddit isn't all over that movie. It's basically vagina teeth.

[deleted] · 4 months

If this became common...Rapists sticks something inside victim to check for safety first.

tortuga_de_la_muerte · 4 months

But what about if the rapist knows about the device and sticks something in first to be safe (banana, cucumber, dildo, etc.)? Then this doesn't work. :|

Petrucci · 4 months

I made a travel brochure for South Africa.

Dragonzwang100 · 4 months

So soo old. But its fun because the comments are similar yet with subtle adjustments on the time tested jokes of the thread years ago.

zoverax · 4 months

It hurt to do it but I had to upvote this.

adubjose · 4 months

I'm wearing mine right now as I type this

justaLAD · 4 months

Otherwise known as Insta-Flaccid

skankedout · 4 months

This device, now called Rape-aXe has never been marketed to the public since being unveiled in 2005. Unclear if it ever will be.

d4rkl04f · 4 months

VAGINA DENTATA!!

PenguinEatsBabies · 4 months

If this actually becomes popular, rapists in the area will simply start fingering their victims first. Then, they'll beat the shit out of anyone wearing one.

All in all, I'm not so sure it's such a great idea.

morphius501 · 4 months

Finally, a condom that is ribbed for HIS pleasure.

hooizyoo · 4 months

Shouldn't the teeth be pointing the other way, so as to prevent penetration in the first place?

Equinokx · 4 months

Am I the only person who thinks this is a horrible idea? Let's say you're this woman and you're going out for the night, so of course that means you expect to be raped. (That's the reasoning we're going with here, I guess.) So you plug in your penile piercer and head out. Let's say this time you were right, and a man tries to rape you. Aha, jokes on you, rapist. Now you're in severe amounts of pain and have to go to the hospital to get caught. Hooray! Except, not hooray. This rapist, who obviously is psychotic enough to force random women into having sex with him, is now very mad. He's in a lot of pain, and you pretty much just forced him to get caught. What started out as rape, has evolved into murder.

likeabosskutoff · 4 months

My penis screams "NOOOOOOO!!!!", but my heart says "Yey for no rape!"

WhitePostIt · 4 months

I wish upvotes and karma could be converted into money so we could buy one for every girl in South Africa.

GreenAlbatross · 4 months

The real WTF is that someone found it necessary to invent this thing in the first place.

Escobar-13 · 4 months

Flip it inside out then bam it becomes the rape-xtreme

stumbledown8 · 4 months

Why not just make it so the man can't even get inside?

mishy09 · 4 months

Rapist are stupid, but not that stupid when it comes to the safety of their dicks. I think the obvious problem here that nobody seems to be adressing is that the rapist can just check with his fingers to see if there's a penis destroying condom in there. My guess is, if the rapist found that, he'd just be a lot more pissed off at whoever's he's raping and chances for a harsher treatment, perhaps even murder, would be a lot higher. This thing has been marketed since 2005, I'm sure that if it worked it would already be in use a lot more.

Lokarn · 4 months

It's actually a very bad idea if you think about it. If the guy is a violent person, he will kill her for having that.

redditeurope · 4 months

This kills the penis

SirKeyboardCommando · 4 months

I bet if the rapist could sue the wearer in America and win. Setting traps in your house that injure trespassers are illegal.

Traner · 4 months

What a brilliant way to turn a rape into a murder

oasisoflight · 4 months

The African "how to turn a rape into a murder' condom.

FTFY

wolfshadow3001 · 4 months

If i remember correctly 4chan thought of a way around this, just carry a dildo around with you, insert then pull out and boom the device has been disarmed.

Republicof32 · 4 months

I always thought those would Lead too worse things. I mean obviously any Cunt that would try to rape a woman is a scumbag that being said would that stop him from taking his frustrations out on the poor woman he just tried to rape while his cod piece is stuck in a ribbed Chinese finger trap not likely

[deleted] · 4 months

thats old hurrrrr

shamanicspacebum · 4 months

I don't think the pain will give the woman time to escape. More likely it will inspire a man who merely sought to rape to beat or murder instead.

vSimpL · 4 months

whoever created this obviously didn't think this through.

what happens when the erection subsides?

or what if the rapist is not fortunate enough to have a Tyrone-sized dong?

WTF

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