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[–]Capps_lock 214 points215 points ago

everytime i see this i read the title in navi's voice

[–]rsyoo 69 points70 points ago

Was expecting navi. Pleasantly surprised by supportive bear bro.

[–]bran-flakes 6 points7 points ago

...or bear broette

[–]Captain_Kuhl 0 points1 point ago

*Brodette

[–]bran-flakes 1 point2 points ago

Why the "d"? The suffix -ette: meaning a smaller form of something + Bro = Broette. Just like Smurf + ette = Smurfette not Smurfdette

[–]Captain_Kuhl 0 points1 point ago

Pronunciation, it rolls off the tongue better.

[–]bran-flakes 2 points3 points ago

Oh, to each his own, I guess.

[–]Captain_Kuhl 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, now that I think about it, different accents can make different words easier/more difficult to pronounce, so...yeah haha

[–]MrUmibozu 0 points1 point ago

Can this be a meme now?

[–]Unit4 1 point2 points ago

Can we not? For god's sake everything is a meme to these kids. You know, I'm slightly wrong, after all you guys don't believe in a god.

[–]real_nice_guy 0 points1 point ago

brace yourself.

[–]juicepants 18 points19 points ago

reddit always reminds me that there is no originality. Someone always thinks what I think and is one hour ahead of me.

[–]CAPS_LOCK_USERNAME 9 points10 points ago

You have to drive fast on the Information Superhighway.

[–]nazzurro 12 points13 points ago

Caps Lock might be cruise control for cool, but the true pioneers are all about the manual Shift.

[–]CAPS_LOCK_USERNAME 7 points8 points ago

You sly fox, you! That was some lovely wording.

[–]jackcatalyst -2 points-1 points ago

Your username is a lie.

[–]Chlorostorm 2 points3 points ago

No it isn't, it simply states that his username is in caps, which it is.

[–]jackcatalyst 0 points1 point ago

I can't get _ by using caps lock!

[–]DerekMikowski 0 points1 point ago

the irony here is your comment is 1 hour ahead of my thought...

[–]imnickhello 0 points1 point ago

damn u gypsy

[–]Zzzzzzday 0 points1 point ago

Feel the same!!!!!!!! Shake hands

[–]Adventurer_Ted 1 point2 points ago

I always found it funny how much it feels like I know exactly how Navi's voice would sound despite the fact that I can only really recall her saying two words from the game.

"Hey! Listen!" has been burned into my mind and will probably never leave until the day I die

[–]OmegaArcadia 4 points5 points ago*

Hey listen

That used to be my ringtone.

[–]Samwisely 2 points3 points ago

It still is for me. It's funny. Gamers in general think it's funny, but actual Zelda fans (except for me) think it's equivalent to torture when someone texts me.

[–]Robeleader 0 points1 point ago

God, I can't tell if that would be great or horrible for Text Messages.

[–]oxhappyhourxo 2 points3 points ago

I never have an original thought on reddit. My initial "creative" thought is always already the top comment. feelsbadbro.jpg

[–]freklz 1 point2 points ago

I didn't, but now I do.

[–]brianbrianbrian 1 point2 points ago

and then the blood pressure goes up

[–]the_dyslexic_kid 0 points1 point ago

Now that's a Advice Animal.

[–]EndsAbrupt -1 points0 points ago

Your use of "cappitalization" is ironic. What a

[–]crappycomics 38 points39 points ago

Canadian bear?

[–]LuluBomber 0 points1 point ago

Black bear.

[–]JeronimoSwike 19 points20 points ago

Was having a rough day, girlfriend trouble, meddling best friend trouble. This was exactly what i needed. I'm here in floods of tears now but more relaxed than I've been in weeks. Thank you, random bear. And thank you too, inexplicable mood swings.

[–]usualsuspects 6 points7 points ago

Glad you're feeling better, friend, I hope your troubles sort themselves out for you soon!

[–]real_nice_guy 0 points1 point ago

If your best friend is meddling, maybe he/she isn't a friend. This quote always helped me:

"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes."

[–]ScienceParty 16 points17 points ago

haha I read this in Harry Caray's voice

[–]Talbotus 1 point2 points ago

love it.

[–]gravity_portal 1 point2 points ago

It's a simple question, would you let the predator monster play on your baseball team?

[–]ShinyPichu 9 points10 points ago

Is that bear from Canada?

[–]raisin_bran_in 25 points26 points ago

believe in yourself bear strikes again.

[–]THE_BACKSTORY 45 points46 points ago

You do know what this bear actually did right? After the man in the car took the picture he let the bear in because it was cute. The bear then mauled him and he tried to get out but his elbow hit the car lock button and died a slow death. This is the last picture that man ever took.

That man was my father.

[–]jackcatalyst 77 points78 points ago

Your father was fucking stupid.

[–]calgaryfritz 4 points5 points ago

best reply of the day.

[–]lorkpoin 6 points7 points ago

That's a harsh thing to say about THE_BACKSTORY's mom.

[–]Wulibo 4 points5 points ago

I'm expecting big things out of you.

[–]Staceycanfuckoff 3 points4 points ago

LMFAO. Thank you so much. I read that in Roger Smith's voice.

[–]SimilarImage 54 points55 points ago

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[–]skibblez_n_zits 10 points11 points ago

[–]Nrksbullet[S] 2 points3 points ago

Haha I was wearing a Barack Obama mask.

[–]trev2010 0 points1 point ago

You are my fucking hero. I am dying over here. haha

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I was expecting some sort of Navi picture.

[–]John_GreenShirt 3 points4 points ago

His Reddit account is FriendlyAdvice_Bear69, just in case you were wondering.

[–]RaginReaganomics 12 points13 points ago*

...69?

LookOfDisapproval.txt

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 6 points7 points ago

ಠ_ಠ?

[–]RaginReaganomics 3 points4 points ago

oui

[–]RaginReaganomics 1 point2 points ago

I have Reddit Enhancement Suite but I never saw the ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]ZeMoose 0 points1 point ago

Monorail!

[–]JBHUTT09 0 points1 point ago

For future reference the official name is the "look of disapproval".

[–]Saber72 1 point2 points ago

Is that bear cross-eyed? Makes it even funnier.

[–]kwantum0 1 point2 points ago

Obviously a Canadian Bear.

[–]dracy69 1 point2 points ago

why are there napkins on your sideview mirror? did the bear put them there? are they fapkins? they are fapkins aren't they?

how do bears masturbate with those claws? wouldn't that hurt?

[–]zpgjne 0 points1 point ago

I've got no idea what's called, but it looks more like a little cover to protect the mirror. Maybe from heavy snowfall, or bears.

[–]Taliesintroll 1 point2 points ago

If you lowered the window for a bear... you might be stupid.

[–]logancook44 1 point2 points ago

Bears are so misunderstood.

[–]yankees8198 1 point2 points ago

im disapointed not to see navi

[–]theislandking 1 point2 points ago

The bees are buzzing in the trees They're making honey just for me If you look under the rocks and plants Take a glance at the fancy ants

[–]Song_of_Sixpence 0 points1 point ago

Then maybe try a few

[–]theislandking 0 points1 point ago

YOU EAT ANTS?!

[–]Song_of_Sixpence 0 points1 point ago

You better believe it. And you're gonna love the way they tickle.

[–]theislandking 0 points1 point ago

Well, man, what a beat!

I'm gone man, solid gone!

[–]kceb 1 point2 points ago

I wouldn't mind having this reposted every once in a while.
It alleviates my depression.

[–]FunningWithScissors 1 point2 points ago

People need to say stuff like this to one another more often. We hate each other so freely but never stop to see how much we might like each other.

[–]ifionlyhadaschwa 1 point2 points ago

That's easily the most considerate and supportive bear I have ever seen. I bet his parents are just the best ever.

[–]Teh_Purple_Turtle 1 point2 points ago

Good Guy Grizzly, is that you?!

[–]Sonjaf20 1 point2 points ago

Hey, listen: I wouldn't mind having this pop up on the front page, say, once a week or so. I would still view it, even if I knew what was coming, it's just that nice.

[–]rraptor1985 1 point2 points ago

Repost

[–]Lt_Dipshit 5 points6 points ago

Of course you're an idiot, you stopped for a bear. Do you know how lucky you are he just wanted to give you a pep talk? He most likely would have killed you, you idiot.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I'm perfectly sure the OP was the person who originally took the photo and that he will heed your advice.

[–]Nrksbullet[S] 3 points4 points ago

It is also my bear.

[–]synth22 3 points4 points ago

Upvote for Navi reference to lure the Zelda fans.

[–]haactor 0 points1 point ago

"I really need to tell you something. This cocaine is fucking fantastic. You can continue now."

[–]AutumnEmber 0 points1 point ago

That's cute

[–]DangerChips 0 points1 point ago

I actually needed that today. Thank you friendly bear.

[–]JameeW 0 points1 point ago

If it wouldn't eat my face off, I would hug that bear.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

He must be Canadian.

[–]MeGustaMiRaggae 0 points1 point ago

I make a salary of 2 karma per year.

[–]AhrenGxc3 0 points1 point ago

I'm half-inclined to believe the navi-bear actually exists considering the amount of times i've seen this image rise to fame.

[–]compootering 0 points1 point ago

I totally read that in the voice of a bear

[–]mariderp 0 points1 point ago

what a nice bear. That really spoke to me.

[–]patriotaxe 0 points1 point ago

Although if you're in the habit of rolling down your windows when bears approach...

[–]UncreativeMe 0 points1 point ago

Aw. I wish I could put that bear in my pocket and take it out during my test tomorrow and Friday. Could have used it today too!

[–]NightOwl58 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting Navi. This actually made me feel a lot better after a terrible day. How is it that a derpy picture of a bear with some nice text on it can make feel better than close friends or family?

[–]SmileForTheCamera 0 points1 point ago

I love this. There seems to be a rash of compassionate bear pictures/comics lately

[–]avatarr 0 points1 point ago

Expected Navi. I am disappoint.

[–]thenicedictator 0 points1 point ago

What a nice guy

[–]Irrelevant_Man 0 points1 point ago

[–]Nc525 0 points1 point ago

I like Canadian bears.

[–]accioreddit 0 points1 point ago

obviously this bear is Canadian

[–]kidred2001 0 points1 point ago

I saw this after I got done telling myself what an idiot I am literally just now...thank you for posting this it made me feel so much better...

[–]Thethoughtful1 0 points1 point ago

According to Vexillographer at bad flags.

"Um, that’s not Pocatello’s flag anymore. They have a new one, except I have not seen it yet."

[–]Zachary938 0 points1 point ago

Read the title and expected a Navi post...

[–]nunu10000 0 points1 point ago

HEY LISTEN!

Instantly, instinctively closes picture

[–]Tancutechick 0 points1 point ago

This makes me happy.

[–]Chlorostorm 0 points1 point ago

Upvoted for nice bear, downvoted for horrible navi-related PTSD.

[–]italia06823834 0 points1 point ago

Was anyone else expecting a Navi/Zelda post?

[–]AwkwardBrandon 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love bears. It would be cool to be a bear. I could do bear stuff.

[–]Thankful_Lez 0 points1 point ago

This was created on Autostraddle. Forever ago.

[–]SergeantSkizz 0 points1 point ago

Care bear IRL

[–]iEatDemocrats 0 points1 point ago

So what's the deal with the visor on the side mirror?

[–]jumbo-shrimp 0 points1 point ago

Derpy bear.

[–]Billagio 0 points1 point ago

<3 Bears

[–]Blah_ftw 0 points1 point ago

Needed this.

[–]soren_grey 0 points1 point ago

I need more of this kind bear.

[–]fallingthroughspace 0 points1 point ago

I wish a bear really would pull me over to tell me that...Well, as long as he didn't eat my face off. I mean, if a bear says it, it must be true.

[–]Bixxith 0 points1 point ago

No Navi reference, no thanks.

[–]Drgn_nut 0 points1 point ago

I know the bear is right, but I still feel like an idiot.

[–]sigaven 0 points1 point ago

also you gonna eat that powdered doughnut there?

[–]devindubeau 0 points1 point ago

I would probably have closed the window and not stopped. Just saying, it is a black bear and capable of eating me.

[–]ccbrownsfan 0 points1 point ago

Who else was expecting a Navi meme?

[–]Necpax 0 points1 point ago

I was really hoping it'd say Hey Listen... you want some coke?

[–]Leave-A-Note 0 points1 point ago

Mark Wahlberg talks to animals.

[–]Daneruu 0 points1 point ago

Every single time this is posted... over 500 upvotes.

Fuck it, it's hilarious. Upvoted.

[–]Andypwns 0 points1 point ago

If I see this one more fucking time, i'm gonna snap.

[–]Spring_Break 0 points1 point ago

this happened to me yesterday

[–]fAntom3188 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to put googly eyes on this

[–]SometimesAmusingGuy 0 points1 point ago

I like this bear. He makes me feel good about myself. Have a great day Redditors!

[–]jrbrtshw123 0 points1 point ago

Every time i see this all i hear is the devil from South Park.

[–]gee85 0 points1 point ago

Can I have your number?

[–]caster 0 points1 point ago

Navi would have been so much more helpful if she was a grizzly bear instead of a pixie.

[–]DjVexxum 0 points1 point ago

I was the 1000th upvote. This is a pivotal moment in my life.

[–]SyndromeOfTheDown 0 points1 point ago

My dog tells me this every time i'm screaming at my homework...

[–]Thenewfoundlanders 0 points1 point ago

This should be a meme.

[–]isitsafe15 0 points1 point ago

Hey have you seen dog? He was supposed to call me.

[–]lunastar12 -1 points0 points ago

damn! I thought it was a zelda post...

[–]epicGOPfail -1 points0 points ago

I find bear's grammatical skills woefully sub-par.

"drive safe" - WTF does he think he is, that adverbophobe.

[–]omgimsuchadork 3 points4 points ago

[–]epicGOPfail 0 points1 point ago

point taken, but despite the grammarian on the youtube, at least some dictionaries do not buy into "safe" being a flat adverb.

I certainly have not seen the word "safe" defined as anything as an adjective or a noun. As of now, I understand that some dictionaries now do have an adverb def. for word; TIL and sincere thanks.

[–]Mighty_Hare -3 points-2 points ago

"By the way, you got any salmon left? Sir? Nonono, don't close the window yet sir, just hear me out. I haven't had any salmmsadfnghad..."

[–]warnmir -3 points-2 points ago

I don't know. Opening your window for a bear in winter makes you kind of an idiot.

[–]E_Wander -2 points-1 points ago

How does this shit always make it to the front page?

[–]Bronan_the_Brobarian -4 points-3 points ago

Giant text over a picture. How hilarious.

[–]datimsta98 -2 points-1 points ago

this mad my day