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Meanwhile in Vietnam... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]TalkingBackAgain 272 points273 points ago

I see a fine piece of product marketing here. Being temporarily unable to offer the main product up for sale, this shrewd businesswoman is keen to point out other strong services in her product portfolio which are still available to the discerning customer.

[–]gt_9000 235 points236 points ago

Possibly she does not even has access to the main product because she still retains her penis.

[–]TalkingBackAgain 41 points42 points ago

Ok, I never got the habit of that particular mode of thinking but it is of course a reality.

It's still decent product marketing though.

[–]gt_9000 60 points61 points ago

There was a story on reddit a while back about someones experience in bangkok. He became friends with a transgender m2f who still had his penis. She would take her drunk customers to a dark room and say she is on her period, but offer her ass.

It was a sad story.

[–]CyricTheMad 47 points48 points ago

Always beware if she offers her ass instead of her pussy.

[–]brianbrianbrian 41 points42 points ago

I liked Doug Stanhope's stance (I think) on it. You're after a random girl in the bar, you were probably gonna try to put it in her butt anyway, so what's it matter?

[–]TriplePlay2425 26 points27 points ago

Brian, brian, brian... it's the principle of the thing.

[–]brianbrianbrian 46 points47 points ago

Oh, look at mister upitty here, too good to have a girl's erection bop him on the nutsack while he's fucking her in the ass for money. Pshaw.

[–]TriplePlay2425 14 points15 points ago

I... can't think of a good retort.

Maybe I'll have to rethink my personal preferences... do some soul searching, have a montage set to emotional music. While I think about the feelings I should have when I start to go down on a lady and accidentally poke my eye out.

[–]The_Vagina_Whisperer 4 points5 points ago

Here you go...

[–]Dongface 1 point2 points ago

Excellent point.

[–]Cdf12345 10 points11 points ago

I think the correct formatting is

Brianbrianbrian Brianbrianbrian Brianbrianbrian, it's the principle of the thing.

[–]sirus20x6 7 points8 points ago

honestly pussy is better than ass anyways. All they hype is because it's dirty

[–]KingofCraigland 2 points3 points ago

Or if her pussy doesn't self-lubricate.

[–]TalkingBackAgain 3 points4 points ago

That is so far out of my world that I cannot really relate to that experience. It just isn't my scene. Which is not to say that I judge these people's choices, we all try to go through life in our own way.

[–]gt_9000 19 points20 points ago

It was poverty, not choice :(.

Sorry about bumming up your day. Ill stop.

[–]catglass 12 points13 points ago

Was the pun intentional? Can I start a pun thread now? I don't wanna be an asshole.

[–]ted3681 8 points9 points ago

stop filling the comments with your shit.

[–]chocobaby 1 point2 points ago

Listen dick....

[–]PaulaDeensDildo 1 point2 points ago

No pun in ten did

[–]gt_9000 -2 points-1 points ago

No pun intended.

[–]gt_9000 -5 points-4 points ago

No pun intended.

[–]v_roma 1 point2 points ago

No, pun intended

[–]gillyguthrie 2 points3 points ago

Works on contingency? No, money down!

[–]quickgold192 1 point2 points ago

Are you still m2f transgender if you have a penis?

[–]Sleepwalks 5 points6 points ago*

Yes. Relatively few in the community feel the need for surgery, or can afford it if they do. Especially when it comes to f2m. You can't surgically recreate a sexually functioning penis, so it's a question of whether you want yourself chopped up to make a very small, elaborate pee-spout, in that case. (Edited for clarity.)

[–]quickgold192 3 points4 points ago

Ah, thanks. I just looked up transgender and realized I made the same mistake I'm sure thousands others have made.

[–]LonelyOnNaxos 6 points7 points ago

Or, she's on her period. And from now on, the next time I'm menstruating and with a frisky young gentleman friend, this is what I'm saying.

[–]Supertrample 5 points6 points ago

Wouldn't that be a feature for many?

[–]gt_9000 4 points5 points ago

If her customers are from the internet, yes.

[–]Razenghan 1 point2 points ago

I really hate bait-and-switch tactics.

[–]Kryptus 2 points3 points ago

If she had a penis, she would most certainly look hotter than that...

[–]chocobaby 2 points3 points ago

yup, that's how you tell the ladyboys from the ladyladies in Vietnam; the perfect looking ones have the really big clits and you can't find more than one hole to fuck no matter how hard you try.

[–]Kryptus 0 points1 point ago

You are not trying very hard then... =X

[–]T-Luv 0 points1 point ago

A mouth is a mouth

[–]test_alpha 0 points1 point ago

Diversification.

[–]otaking 11 points12 points ago

I feel like I should have you write my résumé.

[–]TalkingBackAgain 5 points6 points ago

A co-worker of mine once came to me with a press release full of the usual corporate mumbo jumbo and I proceeded to close read and 'translate' the words for him, telling him what's actually in the text.

A few days later he comes to find me and tells me he's been talking to his friend the analyst who basically confirmed everything I said about that company. I still chuckle when I see that expression of awe in his face :-).

/True story.

[–]Risingashes 3 points4 points ago

I desire a demonstration of this.

[–]otaking 4 points5 points ago

I see a fine piece of product marketing here. Being temporarily unable to offer the main product up for sale, this shrewd businesswoman is keen to point out other strong services in her product portfolio which are still available to the discerning customer.

[–]caseyfw 0 points1 point ago

With the actually part being: she has a penis.

[–]skinnable -3 points-2 points ago

If by "write my résumé" you mean blowjob, you're in the right place.

[–]fonetiklee 3 points4 points ago

I feel like I should have you blowjob.

I don't get it.

[–]Pr0cedure 4 points5 points ago

strong services in her product portfolio

"Very O.K."

[–]KingofCraigland 4 points5 points ago

I believe you mean shrewd businessman.

[–]shorty6049 1 point2 points ago

Very okay!

[–]SushiPancake 1 point2 points ago

I agree; her marketing is VERY OK.

[–]DeadPand 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDW_Hj2K0wo

[–]StannieDum 46 points47 points ago

She looks like Gilbert Gottfried.

[–]jaywillythe1st 4 points5 points ago

cant unsee.

[–]killergazebo 1 point2 points ago

I keep reading the sign in his voice. What have you done?

[–]TheEnormousPenis -1 points0 points ago

Brb vietnam banging gottfried

[–]BIGhairydonkeyballs 40 points41 points ago

Is she crying or smiling?

[–]raffytraffy 37 points38 points ago

both.

[–]adamsw216 52 points53 points ago

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lptx7rYNFZ1r085xlo1_500.gif

[–]MexicanWaterGod 23 points24 points ago

Oldboy, the biggest mindfuck ever.

[–]Dooivi 4 points5 points ago

Great film.

[–]Ejir 0 points1 point ago

God I love that movie

[–]sociomaladaptivist -3 points-2 points ago

tears of joy

[–]slappyjones 7 points8 points ago

Neither. She should just go ahead and spit that out before she takes another customer.

[–]Kristenated[S] 49 points50 points ago

Any happen to notice the T-shirt on Mr. Creepo?

[–]Thegagickle 8 points9 points ago

I think he found her

[–]MjrPothead 4 points5 points ago

Or him.

[–]faymao 2 points3 points ago

I think he'll have to keep waiting.

[–]Fuckedfromabove 0 points1 point ago

He'll have to wait till its back in service

[–]GaryBusey-Esquire 0 points1 point ago

As someone who lives in that part of the world... Walking by a prostitute is not the same as soliciting a prostitute.

While they are hotspots, they are typically the same hotspots that offer the good-goods to non-soliciting people as well: i.e. good punk music and strong drinks.

Ergo, it's entirely possible that this guy is a tourist or businessman or other passerby out for a good time, who happened to be walking by a prostitute.

[–]Jackal_6 103 points104 points ago

Well, this is depressing.

[–]joseph10000 13 points14 points ago

Don't worry, the sign said temporarily out of service.

[–]chantistar 38 points39 points ago

It is. Sex trafficking in Vietnam and surrounding countries fuels this. So sad.

[–]baumerman 15 points16 points ago

More like sex tourism.

[–]MrBoomBoxa 4 points5 points ago

Shit. And I was going back to my home country for the summer.

[–]sociomaladaptivist 50 points51 points ago

I like how you assume this is sex trafficking.

[–]Jswizzy84 1 point2 points ago

It even happens even in Japan and Guam

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

i'm sure this is thailand.

[–]joemamalikesit -1 points0 points ago

i refuse to believe that these girls are all sex slaves. if they don't want to be fucked for a living go and pick rice. But that shit is brutal. i'd rather be fucked too.

[–]cantaloupes 9 points10 points ago

Very OK

[–]hey_mr_crow 2 points3 points ago

VERY ok

[–]_EX 1 point2 points ago

It is extremely average.

[–]gregny2002 17 points18 points ago

Hard to tell from the perspective, but she might be pregnant.

[–]Dax420 7 points8 points ago

You know pregnant women can still have sex right?

[–]anthrocide 18 points19 points ago

"Your butt can't get pregnant"

[–]Orfintain 0 points1 point ago

that could explain it, but i imagine that wouldn't stop everyone.

[–]Michichael 64 points65 points ago

The water slide may be closed, but bitch the LOG RIDE IS STILL OPEN.

[–]Swampdraws 10 points11 points ago

http://i977.photobucket.com/albums/ae260/Callie1515/its-always-sunny-tranny.gif

[–]furixx 2 points3 points ago

this makes me sad. this girl probably has to work whether she has her period or not and this is her way of dealing with it.

[–]why_ask_why 5 points6 points ago*

They had 40 years of war with the French, Russian, Chinese, and American. I wonder they might be better of before the French invasion.

Now. Can we just leave them along for a while?

[–]serpentjaguar 0 points1 point ago

As far as I know, aside from their scary authoritarian neighbor to the north, Vietnam is doing just fine and in general, if anything, is feeling more alone than it wants to. The real conflict in that part of the world, one that's far older and more long-lasting than anything American you can think of, is between China and the rest of the nations that happen to fall within its traditional realm of influence. You either know this or you don't. I'm not here to educate you on the matter.

[–]why_ask_why 0 points1 point ago

Vietnam is in war with China since 250 BC.

[–]takinter 1 point2 points ago

She(?) spelt 'penis' wrong.

[–]clamdog 1 point2 points ago

butt handjob

[–]Ter1on 4 points5 points ago

how can i argue with very ok?

[–]djv516 2 points3 points ago

if you read the others guys shirt " Waiting...for the perfect woman " clearly she is less than 5 ft away from you.

[–]in_SI_that_is 2 points3 points ago

1.5 metres

[–]vodkamartini 1 point2 points ago

I'm wondering if there is no pussy at all...

[–]humenbean 1 point2 points ago

Seriously... you guys are going to make me log in to say this is 99% a halloween joke? She's pregnant. You can still have sex pregnant. Cmon guys.

[–]Joon01 0 points1 point ago

Whoever wrote the sign knew how to get "temporarily out of service" but chose to use "very okay"? It's a gag sign and she's obviously suppressing an awkward laugh. A "this isn't appropriate but it's still funny" laugh.

But, no, totally, she's a whore. I guess if I write "COP" on a white t-shirt with a sharpie, Reddit will take it at face value.

[–]jane_doe9 1 point2 points ago

See for yourselves, the forms of modern day slavery. It's estimated that there are more slaves (trafficked people) today than there have ever been.

[–]occupythekitchen 2 points3 points ago

It's a trap

she has a dick!

[–]goldncamo 3 points4 points ago

You could have just said 'It's a trap'...

[–]occupythekitchen 0 points1 point ago

damn reddit etiquette

[–]UTELLTHATMUTHAFUCKA 0 points1 point ago

i bet she's also a card dealer.

[–]BlueMieux 0 points1 point ago

Talk about low self esteem. "Very ok," not even "good."

[–]AnthoPants 0 points1 point ago

That's what 6000 dollars gets you?

[–]Jabullz 0 points1 point ago

The doods shirt won you my karma.

[–]LordOfGummies 0 points1 point ago

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

[–]Son_of_Nero 0 points1 point ago

Ok. I'll buy from you.

[–]skyclown 0 points1 point ago

If somebody put that on her for the photo knowing she wouldn't understand it they are a piece of shit

[–]The_Drunk 0 points1 point ago

It's a trap

[–]parker17 0 points1 point ago

Are these real, or clever jokes? Young, gullible me can never be sure.

[–]qusik 0 points1 point ago

that is why man behind her still on searchin

[–]I_Wish_I_Was_Funny 0 points1 point ago

But what about that ass?

[–]forever102 0 points1 point ago

Am i the only one that reads this like a narrator from an ancient spiderman movie?

[–]Howard_Beale 0 points1 point ago

Ew.

Ew.EW.

EW.

[–]funkyfuse 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit

[–]Subcidal 0 points1 point ago

I like the guys shirt on the right.

Still waiting.

IM WITH YA BUDDY!

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[–]grizzlybaroo 6 points7 points ago

You should probably just not date.

[–]scapstick 8 points9 points ago

Dude.... what a fucked up view of relationships.

[–]Wirespun45 0 points1 point ago

Waiting for that perfect woman.

[–]godspeaks2me 0 points1 point ago

Although i'm sure stuff like this goes down everywhere over there, this picture probably isn't from vietnam. Nice karma whoring in response to yesterday's post though.

[–]shit-head 0 points1 point ago

Isn't this a "wait til you see it"

[–]Flocito 0 points1 point ago

Finkle is Einhorn

[–]iheartrms 0 points1 point ago

How do we know this is Vietnam? I spent a year living there and this seems unlikely. And there's an older white dude in blue jeans behind her. Possibly on Pham Ngu Lao street but the girls run younger there...

[–]RunChetRun 0 points1 point ago

She got the black hiv?

[–]PrettyPedi 0 points1 point ago

There are better options in Vietnam.

[–]MustHaveCleverHandle 0 points1 point ago*

Herpes.

Edit: seriously, though, I am guessing that (or some other STD) is the reason the "pussy is out of service."

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Closed for surgical renovation

[–]dslice -1 points0 points ago

Gilbert Gottfried is going through some really tough times!

[–]grizzlybaroo -1 points0 points ago

Uggggh everyone is the worst. Vietnam isn't like this anymore, at least not more than any "western" country.

[–]Asplundh -4 points-3 points ago

She love you long time.

[–]Throwawaychica -1 points0 points ago

Is she pregnant?

[–]mquindlen81 -2 points-1 points ago

I can't even begin to imagine the condition of her vagina.

[–]godlessexistence -2 points-1 points ago

extremely mediocre, extra medium, ridiculously on par

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Gawd that's funny.

The only way to make it funnier is if she said she'd kill herself for $100.

These kinda situations with no human dignity are hilarious!

[–]Schroedingers_gif 0 points1 point ago

Killing yourself is not very okay.

[–]gl77 -2 points-1 points ago

Obviously fake. If she made the sign, it would read:

"Pussy temporariry out of service but han job, brow job, vewy ok!"

[–]Olukon -3 points-2 points ago

If there were a record for "Nuts-busted In One Place", I'm sure a South Asian country would win or at least come second.

[–]Jel251 -3 points-2 points ago

HAAHA check the guys shirt in the back.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

What's wrong with keeping up (so to speak) business? Why are Americans so shocked?

[–]Pixileyes -5 points-4 points ago

SOLD!

[–]chantelrey -3 points-2 points ago

Um what did I just look at. LOL.

[–]EyhSteve -4 points-3 points ago

That guy behind her should turn around!

[–]eyeherpes -5 points-4 points ago

Shotgun anal

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