this post was submitted on
622 points (53% like it)
4,586 up votes 3,964 down votes

funny

subscribe2,467,075 readers

6,484 users here now

PLEASE, No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 84 comments

[–]Warlizard 52 points53 points ago

I fucking love Jeremy Clarkson.

[–]perkvan[S] 6 points7 points ago

season 17 episode 4, truly an awesome episode.

EDIT: and replaced by an

[–]Warlizard 9 points10 points ago

I'm still working my way through them. Watched Season 10 Botswana episode last night.

[–]perkvan[S] 6 points7 points ago

One of the better challenges ever. Thats the one with Oliver, if I'm not mistaken.

[–]Warlizard 7 points8 points ago

When they tore their cars down to get rid of the weight I was rolling.

They were definitely "road warriors" by the end.

[–]kt00na 10 points11 points ago

Except Oliver. Oliver was perfect just the way he was.

[–]Warlizard 4 points5 points ago

True. I still can't believe they managed to dry it out.

[–]KaliBear 2 points3 points ago

It was the power of Hammond's love for Oliver...and tons of hard work. I love Oliver too :-) Cute lil' thing.

[–]Goranora 2 points3 points ago

He actually keeps Oliver now as one of his cars.

[–]KaliBear 0 points1 point ago

I know! They used it when testing hill starts with lorries and Hammond gave up rather than hit Oliver

[–]Pillagerguy 3 points4 points ago

OLIVER!!!!!!!!!

[–]ABusFullaJewz 0 points1 point ago

You know where i can download season 17? i haven't watched that season since i don't get bbc.

[–]perkvan[S] 1 point2 points ago

street fire used to have them up online, don't know anymore

[–]xpapasmurf -1 points0 points ago

But... It's not your cake day...

[–]c2yoshi 1 point2 points ago

I'M HAVING A CRISIS!

[–]SSgtChopsticks 8 points9 points ago

I definitely read it in his voice. My sides hurt.

[–]Hoosier_Jones 4 points5 points ago

Upvote for my favorite show and my favorite running joke

[–]mei9ji 5 points6 points ago

Everyone would do that in an E-type Jag.

[–]lordkabab 5 points6 points ago

It was an XJS.

[–]mei9ji 1 point2 points ago

yup, you're right. I was thinking it was the e-type show they had not too long ago.

[–]lordkabab 2 points3 points ago

Ah, fair enough. I only just recently (yesterday) watched the episode featured. 0.o

[–]c2yoshi 0 points1 point ago

Everyone would do that in an E-type Jaaaaaaaaaaaag.

FTFY

[–]FranciscoEverywhere 2 points3 points ago

And yet another high quality gif.

[–]unknownchild 2 points3 points ago

totally read it in his voice so fun

[–]purplegoalie1 2 points3 points ago

He's on the wrong side...

[–]TokiBumblebee 15 points16 points ago

Fuck you.

Fuck your cakeday.

Fuck your cakeday post.

[–]paranoidbeemer 9 points10 points ago

[–]Zervonn 4 points5 points ago

You must have had a shitty cakeday at some point. I know that feel bro.

[–]YourMomSaidHi 8 points9 points ago

I give lots of fucks about cake day posts. I find them to be the most annoying thing on this website. Lots of fucks I give

[–]CdangerT -4 points-3 points ago

Well said!

[–]adarvesh0 1 point2 points ago

I have to say, this is one of the most high quality .gifs i‘ve seen in a while

[–]Averance 1 point2 points ago

Aaaaaaand. So you make a post to receive karma?

[–]liescontrolus 1 point2 points ago

I don't believe you.

[–]hatesairheads 1 point2 points ago

ಠ_ಠ clearly!

[–]ENKC 1 point2 points ago

Apparently you give enough fucks to post a submission about it.

I didn't even notice my cake day. That's not giving fucks.

[–]TheLonelyStranger 1 point2 points ago

Upvote anything Top Gear

[–]duchovny 1 point2 points ago

Downvoted for saying cake day.

[–]Aquestions_question 1 point2 points ago

Up, up, up! Best show ever. Funniest man ever. Just had my cake day Friday and this is what I did all day.

[–]Ausvego 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit, Jeremy clarkson! A fuck is given by me.

[–]Serviet 1 point2 points ago

That explains the post about your cake day

[–]Methedless 1 point2 points ago

The cake is a lie

[–]MonsterIt 1 point2 points ago

I felt the same way, enjoy buddy!

[–]Lylim 1 point2 points ago

i just farted and no fucks shall be given.

[–]killer_beez_kneez 1 point2 points ago*

You gave enough fucks to post about it... Pfffft, cake day... what a bunch of bastards!

[–]Tyranicide 1 point2 points ago

how can you say you dont give a fuck when you made a post about it

[–]brittitittitti 1 point2 points ago

Upvoting because Jeremy Clarkson is my husband.

[–]CdangerT 5 points6 points ago

Stop posting cakeday posts in r/funny. Read the rules.

[–]cotn13 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for Clarkson

[–]Karl2152 1 point2 points ago

im with you on that one today

[–]urbanwoodpusher 1 point2 points ago

HAPPY CAKE DAY FELLOW CAKE-DAY FRIEND.

[–]RetroSawce 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for making this, this is amazing! I love Jezza! Happy cake day! :)

[–]123GoTeamShake -1 points0 points ago

Well then I suppose you won't mind me downvoting your karma-whoring "cake-day" post.

[–]paranoidbeemer 0 points1 point ago

Oh, settle down. This isn't one of those no-reason-to-exist-other-than-cake-day posts... it's a funny post, regardless of cake day. I think some of you hate the cake-day thing so much that you don't even check to see if it's a legitimate post.

[–]UKMuffins -1 points0 points ago

I love this! Happy cake day :3

[–]Burftastic 0 points1 point ago

I just had the most brilliant idea. On my next cakeday I'm going to take it one step further. I'm not going to post anything. People will love this and grant me so much delicious karma.

Flawless plan.

[–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

You wanna know how many fucks I give? I missed my cake day. And I don't even mean I was busy off of reddit, I realised a few days after that I had been on reddit all week but somehow I just didn't notice it.

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]docious -1 points0 points ago

Can't really tell point of the joke... you made a post about it. So you obviously care a little... and the guy in the gif seems to be enjoying himself thoroughly ie. caring about his situation. But the line usually refers to somebody who doesn't care... .. nvm.. have an upvote .

[–]17Hongo -5 points-4 points ago

Sorry, but he's a prick

[–]hiphophippopotamus 2 points3 points ago

Yes, and look at all the fucks he gives.

[–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

Well, he makes a hell of a lot of money from it, so I'm assuming he gives quite a few.

[–]paranoidbeemer 2 points3 points ago*

Out of curiosity, are you English? I have a running theory that his terrible traits don't translate across the Ocean. I'm an American, and I love him, even though I know I should hate him. He's just awful in so many ways, but I eat up everything he does.

Edit: Maybe it's because TV personalities here take right-wing ignorance and intolerance to such stratospheric heights that Clarkson's doesn't register on my scale.

[–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

That's probably it. It isn't just the things he says - the guy is just generally a narcissistic ass. That said, I am told that the american Top Gear is even worse.

[–]DonRon31 -2 points-1 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/NcOpX.jpg

Happy Cake Day!!!