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One does not simply get off of Mr. Bones' Wild Ride (i.imgur.com)

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[–]lessonplan[S] 464 points465 points ago

Part 2: http://i.imgur.com/LdStM.jpg

[–]thesatsui 89 points90 points ago

Unexpected ending. A+++ 13/10 stars!

[–]Gad001 29 points30 points ago

...but there is no ending...

[–]Saihna 4 points5 points ago

No dude, it's at the end of the next ride, sheesh.

[–]WolfDemon 132 points133 points ago

This makes me happy I checked the comments

[–]lessonplan[S] 89 points90 points ago

http://chanarchive.org/content/2_v/133971427/1332809739417.jpg

"This park is really clean and tidy" XD

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

Ray Romano, always a comedian eh?

[–]mindkilla123 11 points12 points ago

Best thing from 4chan ever

[–]diaper_fuck 20 points21 points ago

classic bones

[–]andy98725 15 points16 points ago

Somebody just got back on the ride.

I think I just peed a little.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

HOUSE OF LEAVES

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Right? The "growing" part really got me to think that.

[–]Stackware 59 points60 points ago

IT'S JUST ANOTHER ENTRANCE TO THE RIDE

[–]zombiebunnie 16 points17 points ago

AND THE EXIT IS A 2 HOUR LONG WALK... TO ANOTHER ENTRANCE.

[–]salamander1305 11 points12 points ago*

seems like Hotel California...

[–]tempmike 29 points30 points ago

Use the GD spoiler tag!!

[–]Bijan641 7 points8 points ago

Why did you read the comments before clicking the link?

[–]jabask 1 point2 points ago

total noob question, how does one use the spoiler tag?

[–]tempmike 2 points3 points ago

Spoilers can be posted using the following formatting: Spoilers can be posted using the following formatting: "[" texthere "]" "(" /spoiler ")"

You gotta remove the quotes... also... see the side bar under "Posting Rules"

[–]TheKaszz 58 points59 points ago

Still a better ending than Mass Effect 3.

[–]halloni 44 points45 points ago

Implying that Mr.Bones ride had a bad ending.

[–]Killex 121 points122 points ago

Implying that Mr.Bones ride had an ending.

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    [–]capnjack78 1 point2 points ago

    Related: Here's some real-life roller coaster tycoons.

    [–]JohhnyDamage 1 point2 points ago

    The only amusement park to want you dead.

    [–]Franholio 174 points175 points ago

    Here's the savegame so you can play and be sadistic

    [–]mrsapphire 163 points164 points ago*

    I created the ride/original thread and uploaded the savegame. Yesterday it had 300 downloads and today it has 2000+

    I was wondering where they all came from.

    http://i.imgur.com/YUdiu.jpg

    Also you all suck and cheat at battlefield 3

    [–]Franholio 10 points11 points ago

    You're welcome, you sadistic bastard.

    [–]mrsapphire 30 points31 points ago

    If you look at my tone, you'll clearly see I'm not sadistic at all.

    The original ride test was 70 minutes, look at the screenshots carefully and you'll see that once the ride started with loaded passengers it began changing.

    On its own

    [–]zanhoshi 2 points3 points ago

    I believe this is due to the limitations placed on pathing distance for the sake of performance until certain criteria are met for it to expand the pathing distance (such as loading the ride)

    [–]basille22 4 points5 points ago

    Also you all suck and cheat at battlefield 3

    A rematch is more than due. /v/ will and convincingly steamroll [rdt].

    [–]runedeadthA 1 point2 points ago

    I don't even Have battlefield 3 :( You're mean.

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      [–]GiggleBunions 5 points6 points ago

      Mine isn't working. Am I stupid?

      I'm running the cereal box version of Roller Coaster Tycoon with Corkscrew Follies and Loopy Landscapes. The save data is "invalid". I haven't played the game in years, and I have no idea what I'm doing.

      [–]DetectiveButters 4 points5 points ago

      It might be rollercoaster tycoon 2

      [–]GiggleBunions 0 points1 point ago

      Those pictures look an awful lot like what I have installed right now. It would be a shame if it were RT2 though; that looks sadistically fun. I do have RT3, but that wouldn't help me out in this case, would it?

      [–]Pteryx 5 points6 points ago

      There was about a zero percent change in visuals between RCT1 and 2, so screenshots do look pretty similar.

      [–]ICantSeeIt 1 point2 points ago

      The file was made using Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 (the games look the same really, but the menus are different, so you can just tell by the pixels), possibly with some expansions installed. Now, you can transfer a lot of stuff between the games, but if he used anything that's just in RCT 2 you're probably going to need that version of the game.

      [–]GiggleBunions 9 points10 points ago

      Well Luna clop me with her horn; that sucks balls. Thanks anyways!

      [–]DDSN 24 points25 points ago

      what did you just say

      [–]halpo 8 points9 points ago

      Well Luna clop me with her horn; that sucks balls. Thanks anyways!

      I thought it was quite obvious what was said, really. It's just right up there.

      [–]AWildVenusaur 6 points7 points ago

      Move along, just something to do with ponies.

      [–]sociallyinept[!] 4 points5 points ago

      Well then.

      [–]DerFrycook 1 point2 points ago

      What you did there. I see it. Our subreddit's leaking again.

      [–]I_B 0 points1 point ago

      Please, reseal it as soon as possible.

      [–]Jared6197 4 points5 points ago*

      Thank you!
      I never wanted to take a risk in trying to find a good file.

      [–]snouz 1 point2 points ago*

      Makes me think of Les Baltus Au Cirque, a Belgian animation short

      [–]Pleadforj 0 points1 point ago

      I enjoyed that, Reminded me of "A Town Called Panic"

      [–]snouz 0 points1 point ago

      aaaah, Panic Au Village. It's the same guys that made this

      [–]otomotopia 60 points61 points ago

      Relax, said the ticket man. We are programmed to receive. You can enter any time you like, but you can never leave.

      [–]Kirkenburger74 32 points33 points ago

      AND MR BONES VOICE IS CALLING FROM FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR AWAY!

      [–]Fordy_Oz 19 points20 points ago

      Still on the ride in the middle of the night, you can hear them pray...

      [–]otomotopia 26 points27 points ago

      "I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE."

      [–]gOWLaxy 13 points14 points ago

      "The park is clean!" another cried.

      [–]slith93 -2 points-1 points ago

      Relax, said the ticket man. We're programmed to receive. You can enter when you like, but you'll never leave.

      Made it flow better.

      [–]mysn07 99 points100 points ago

      This is way better than when i cut off the exit to my park and fired all my handymen so that the sidewalks got covered in puke and trash. Even though the visitors were forced to walk around in other’s puke and trash that had collected, they were not forced to ride a ride for 10 months. Mr. Bone’s Wild Ride is worse than anything I ever put my visitors through and for that, I salute you.

      [–]SpamFisher 26 points27 points ago

      I would edit the rides so they would launch off of the tracks and kill my visitors...and they just kept getting on the damn rides when I set them up again...

      [–]The_Dirty_Carl 51 points52 points ago

      I made several free rides of various excitement levels whose exits led to an island filled with extortionately expensive rides and amenities. When patrons ran out of money, I tossed them in the river.

      [–]DELTATKG 17 points18 points ago

      This is the best way to play RCT.

      [–]SpamFisher 4 points5 points ago

      I can't even begin to count the amount of times I would drown my visitors. Another fun think I would do is set up signs that blocked traffic, right in front of the exit so no one could ever leave.

      No one could ever leave...

      [–]forza3guy 55 points56 points ago

      Here's the link to the whole thread if anyone's interested. http://chanarchive.org/4chan/v/40679/are-you-read-to-witness-mr-bones-wild-ride-38-hand-picked-riders-free-admission-extensive-design-and

      [–]MonsieurFixit 120 points121 points ago

      Highly relevant.

      [–]gegc 51 points52 points ago

      So this is what happens when people who played RCT as kids get jobs in the industry...

      [–]Drybones5 7 points8 points ago

      I've made worse coasters in RCT 2 than the euthanisia coaster lol

      [–]cenzo39 18 points19 points ago

      500 meters? Holy fucking shit.

      [–]badmuther 19 points20 points ago*

      As part of my training for the AF, I had to do a profile in the centrifuge.

      I GLOC'd. When it happened, I didn't know it was happening. The walls of the 'fuge were covered in squadron/unit/UPT class patches. When I began to lose consciousness I heard music/bells, and my mind began racing. Every millisecond, I was seeing a new image or had a new idea in my head. As I looked at the different patches on the wall, I felt like I was being transported to a world that resembled what was on the patch (i.e. a green open field). When I woke up, I didn't remember what happened, but I knew I GLOC'd because I couldn't remember.

      I've always wondered if that's what dying must feel like....

      [–]MonsieurFixit 3 points4 points ago

      Wow. I don't know if I feel envious or frightened.

      [–]Thumbz8 1 point2 points ago

      So, if we built one of these, it should be in a big flower filled meadow, that turns into space mountain at night, right?

      [–]Lulzorr 0 points1 point ago

      For those who don't know:

      GLOC is "G-force induced Loss Of Consciousness."

      [–]_PizzaShark_ 6 points7 points ago

      Now I'm probably on a watch-list for reading about how to kill people with roller coasters.

      [–]MonsieurFixit 3 points4 points ago

      It could be worse: you could have bought steam's todays's deal.

      [–]DrXenu 0 points1 point ago

      For those who dont make it all the way thru... scroll to the bottom of the page and look at the comments for the archive...

      [–]fluffy_cat 35 points36 points ago

      Obligatory /r/rct plug!

      [–]THE_PUN_STOPS_HERE 8 points9 points ago

      THIS EXISTS!

      [–]HellHaven 183 points184 points ago

      /v/ sure is popular on /r/gaming. It's almost like their community creates content.

      [–]NovaDeez 82 points83 points ago

      >107834727

      implying /v/ isn't 99% recycled shit and memes as well

      [–]Keyboard_Hero 117 points118 points ago

      The difference is that /v/ is 99% recycled shit and memes, whereas /r/gaming is 100% recycled shit and memes

      [–]G_Morgan 24 points25 points ago

      Now Keyboard_Hero we call this leverage and it is the basis of the entire economy. We take content. Merge in shit and sell it as if it is all content. Then the next site takes this content and merges in a little shit of its own.

      Eventually the shit takes on value of its own and we can sell it until someone smells it. Eventually someone realises that all we have left is shit and then they jump off Mr Bones Wild Ride. This also destroys the world economy.

      [–]Keyboard_Hero -2 points-1 points ago

      So if Mr Bones Wild Ridge represents the rest of the internet, and we are the passengers, I suppose the person who made the ride must be 4chan. Kind of fitting, how 4chan annoys, traps, and debases its passengers, only to have them come back for more

      [–]Pixelbark 3 points4 points ago

      In one conversation, I just read the words "4chan", "/v/", and "trap". Then I smiled a little.

      I know where my true home is.

      [–]imthefooI 1 point2 points ago

      /r/gaming is the 1% of the population reposting 99% of the internet

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        [–]excommunicated 7 points8 points ago

        Sir, the internet is 99% recycled shit and memes.

        [–]ve2dmn 1 point2 points ago

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturgeon's_Law

        [–]HellHaven -3 points-2 points ago*

        memes they created though. Trollface was created by whynne and posted to /v/.

        **And Whynne literally hired a lawyer to see if he could sue reddit for defamation of his image.
        The result was he could, and could probably win a settlement but it wouldn't be enough to be worth his time.

        [–]Lambchops_Legion -2 points-1 points ago

        They are the same people.

        [–][deleted] ago*

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        [–]SlightlyInsane 2 points3 points ago

        to talk how memes are 99% recycled

        recycled shit

        and Memes

        [–]NovaDeez 0 points1 point ago

        No, because my point wasn't that recycled memes are bad, my point was that /v/ isn't some bastion of nothing but original content and rainbows as HellHaven seemed to be suggesting.

        Also, if you want to quote someone on reddit, put a greater than symbol in front of the text you want to quote.

        >This

        becomes

        This

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          [–]Victawr 8 points9 points ago

          Reddit is a content aggregator, not a content creator...

          [–]xespera 13 points14 points ago

          Obligatory SCP reference

          [–]captainant 4 points5 points ago*

          wow, that site is chilling to read even if the stories are made up. Good ghost story stuff haha

          EDIT: After browsing the site a bit more, why do I feel like the writers of LOST were heavy users of that site?

          [–]xespera 6 points7 points ago

          Gotta love SCP. It's "TV Tropes" mixed with "You didn't REALLY want to sleep tonight, did you?"

          [–]killafofun 3 points4 points ago

          ....what did i just read...?

          [–]apb2390 1 point2 points ago

          [DATA EXPUNGED]

          That is all.

          [–][deleted] ago

          [deleted]

          [–]xespera 2 points3 points ago

          SCP is a site for, essentially, creepy short stories based around 'magic objects'.

          There are a few reasons some things are blacked out (Redacted). The biggest is that it adds an air of mystery; as Jaws showed, it's the things you Don't see that can scare you most. It also forces the user to use their imagination and begin wondering about the object or filling in the blanks themselves (Some are more well written than others for this).

          The SCPs are also written by a ton of people and redacting details can prevent overlap, committing to a specific story, or stealing another person's work and committing that object to your own story ("If you combine this with SCP-{I Didn't write this one} then instead of death it serves strawberry cupcakes. They taste... okay" may make the original SCP author of that other one mad)

          Browse around, maybe start at the 'top' objects. You can vote on if you like something or not. There are also guides to writing your own if you are so inclined

          [–]stantonbarbas 16 points17 points ago

          oh my lord. i love that 5 months in, two people just want to ride something else, not go home lol

          [–]Ro_Darkfool_Koji 8 points9 points ago

          Here is the save file for the ride. http://www.mediafire.com/?oouq11cf1ph7i6q

          [–]mpstein 15 points16 points ago

          How do you even make that?

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            [–]tornadosniper 11 points12 points ago

            This isn't bad, but what I was truly hoping to see was what looked like a simple ride with a small tunnel, but the entire underground was a massive cavernous labyrinth of the same length.

            [–]omnilynx 37 points38 points ago

            Oh good, a .jpg with tiny print.

            [–]j0e 5 points6 points ago

            can anyone please explain the joke to people who never played this game?

            [–]_no_name 8 points9 points ago

            You've never played this game? Buy it. Now.

            Anyway I don't think you really need to play it to understand. The time in game is faster (obviously he didnt play for four years). A year is more like half an hour or something, so that means that the ride is years long for the guests.

            [–]MastaODisasta 0 points1 point ago

            Seriously. Here it is. It's a classic game.

            [–]skylinrcr01 1 point2 points ago

            You can't lose for 6 bucks.

            [–]EmpiresBane 5 points6 points ago

            He put 38 people on a ride that lasts 70 real-time minutes. That's one year in game-time.

            [–]zerodb 1 point2 points ago

            I haven't played the game, but as best I can figure it out, he built a long-ish and slow-moving ride, and then once it had riders on board, he edited the track to be longer - to the tune of a 10-month long ride. When the riders finally dismount, the only path away from the exit leads back to the entrance.

            [–]cheesefilleddog 15 points16 points ago

            You're half right. You can't edit the ride once people are on it. So he made an obscenely long ride from the start.

            [–]indiekids 8 points9 points ago

            This is what nightmares are made of.

            [–]muffinmonk 2 points3 points ago

            Someone was on /v/ yesterday. I was laughing my ass off yesterday night on that RCT thread.

            [–]Yiddo 34 points35 points ago

            If it wasn't for /v/, /r/gaming would be dead. DEAD.

            [–]Seref15 19 points20 points ago

            Nah, it would just be endless "DAE want Battlefront 3?" posts.

            [–]douglasr007 9 points10 points ago

            or EA hatred topics

            [–]DireBaboon 8 points9 points ago

            I can't be the only one who has no idea what the fuck I'm looking at

            [–]constantly_drunk 23 points24 points ago*

            Imagine, if you will, entering a theme park with your family. You want to celebrate the end of the school term, and think the new park on the other side of town would be great fun to try out. Sadly, since they're so new, they only have one ride: Mr. Bones Wild Ride.

            Seeing it from the front, you'd think: Hrm, that looks like a shitty coaster, but since we came all this way, and it's free, we might as well try it out. Begrudgingly, your family agrees, and you embark on the coaster.

            Next time you take a step on solid ground, a year and a few months have passed. Nobody has seen nor heard from you the entire time, and through some black magic system, you're still alive, but just. All that is in your head is the ride, and the need to escape. You see the path in front of you, and start shambling along; your dejected gait betraying your broken and shattered mind.

            When you turn the last bend on the many hour path back to where you think the exit is, there is only one thing: the entrance back onto the ride.

            You're eternally damned to ride Mr Bones Wild Ride for all time, and because of the magic ruling the area, you cannot die of starvation, dehydration, organ failure, nor suicide. Dejectedly, you do the only thing you remember at this point - you get back onto the ride.

            This ride is what Satan would invent if he wanted to torture the Damned.

            [–]ketoacidosis 0 points1 point ago

            It's like that pinball episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark.

            [–]ytisoiruc1 0 points1 point ago

            I mean I know it's RCT. I've played it a bunch, still confused

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              [–]Samtagonist 9 points10 points ago

              Some really great guy made the ride and the screenshots. Some other great guy then compiled a bunch of screenshots from the thread for posterity. Then we get the guy who springboards off of the humor and effort of others to get loads of up votes. Oh, wait, sorry, I forgot that he slapped a REALLY FUNNY MEME onto it to add a little humor that /v/ neglected to add! Gosh, I wish this image had more vectors of funny faces.

              [–]Gastricpenguin 2 points3 points ago

              How can some guests have a "time spent in park" being 38 or 48 minutes when they've been on the ride for over a year in-game time.

              [–]Cheezburger 11 points12 points ago

              Their time in the park is recorded in real time.

              [–]Holychrono 2 points3 points ago

              The greatest goosebumps story never told.

              [–]snelson_887 2 points3 points ago

              the look on the passengers faces the duration of the ride

              ಠ_ಠ

              [–]mossman314 2 points3 points ago

              You can get on any time you like. But you can never leave!

              [–]metallica3790 2 points3 points ago

              Motion Simulator is broken down, might wanna get that checked out.

              [–]LukaCola 8 points9 points ago

              With a little tweaking this could easily become a creepypasta

              [–]riderLyrae 6 points7 points ago

              Oh. My. God. I love you Mr. Bones.

              [–]fauxfox 0 points1 point ago

              My body is ready.

              [–]infinitytomorrow 5 points6 points ago

              So reddit is just taking everything from /v/ now, huh?

              [–]comrade-stalin 6 points7 points ago

              now

              [–]Merriwanna 9 points10 points ago

              YOU SICK FUCK!!!!!!

              [–]VoodooSlideWhistle 1 point2 points ago

              Almost, but not quite.

              [–]crowbone 1 point2 points ago

              All I can think about is Mr. Bonestripper: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enUo-1TjdEs

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

              God, I love that movie.

              Dan Aykroyds dick nose is fantastic.

              [–]Bladelink 1 point2 points ago

              I just get this....itch...like I just have to test.

              [–]notaaronkeller 1 point2 points ago

              This is the greatest thing of all time

              [–]AustinHiggs 1 point2 points ago

              I haven't laughed that hard in fucking months.

              [–]REDDIT_HARD_MODE 1 point2 points ago

              Mr bones, the ride of your life.

              Literally.

              [–]ma582 1 point2 points ago

              God I love Roller Coaster Tycoon

              [–]FledglingZombie 1 point2 points ago

              This is fucking incredible. I have never laughed so hard at an image.

              [–]ciacciojon 3 points4 points ago

              What game is this?

              [–]Fellows23 4 points5 points ago

              You had a sad and lonely childhood, didn't you?

              It's Rollercoaster Tycoon. You still have time, go buy it.

              [–]LiquidLope 2 points3 points ago

              Did you have to add the "one does not simply" thing? I mean why? What was the poinntttttt

              [–]lessonplan[S] -3 points-2 points ago

              DId you have to add the ntttttt ?

              [–]ClimbitLiveit 2 points3 points ago

              I tip my hat.... Bravo sir

              [–]Kurtank 2 points3 points ago

              Stop. Posting. Shit. From. 4chan.

              [–]chrismetalrock 0 points1 point ago

              this is quite funny

              [–]eugeniosaraiva 0 points1 point ago

              I... I'm scared.

              [–]alliha 0 points1 point ago

              Goosebumps, anyone? That story was one of my first, and it scared the shit out of me.

              This does too.

              [–]youdownwithop 0 points1 point ago

              No one gets off, you hear me

              [–]blackdawn37 0 points1 point ago

              Any idea of the cost to make Mr. Bones?

              [–]HSpencer 0 points1 point ago

              I am proud to have participated in that thread. Comedy fucking gold.

              [–]Pergatory 0 points1 point ago

              Everyone goes to the motorway in the end.

              [–]LizaDay90 0 points1 point ago

              Ha I'm gonna make this tonight!

              [–]whitewateractual 0 points1 point ago

              I just had such a nostalgic trip reading that thread. I think I'm going to download RTC again kill some people in a horrifying roller coaster incident.

              [–]quirkyblah38 0 points1 point ago

              Mother of God.

              [–]SkinnyHusky 0 points1 point ago

              LOLed so hard

              [–]hipknowtoad87 0 points1 point ago

              Amazing. Simply amazing.

              [–]zerodb 0 points1 point ago

              That's what I thought at first, but I couldn't see how a six mile ride could take 10 months to run!

              [–]Teslanaut 0 points1 point ago*

              Dear god. I want to play this again just to do this. IS THERE A ROLLAR COASTER TYCOON SUBREDDIT>?'

              EDIT: After scrolling down during periods of air during laughing, I found the subreddit link r/rct

              [–]jostler57 0 points1 point ago

              Really thought it would be more sexual at the "I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride" part.

              [–]AllYouCanRapeBuffet 0 points1 point ago

              The save file if anyone wants it, got the link from the 4chanarchive post.

              [–]Cookalooka 0 points1 point ago

              I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

              [–]unrly 0 points1 point ago

              Thanks. I won't be able to sleep now from laughing uncontrollably for the last 10 minutes. Gonna reinstall this game ASAP. I need to personally live through this nightmare.

              [–]vileevillevi 0 points1 point ago

              This is perhaps the funniest thing I've seen all year. Dear God.

              [–]HohenheimOL 0 points1 point ago

              I never had the patience to make insanely large structures like that. halfway through I'd just get bored and save, delete half the coaster, and watch the fireworks.

              [–]HideousInfant 0 points1 point ago

              This reminds me of chinman. /v/ occasionally comes up with all sorts of great fuckery.

              [–]brixed 0 points1 point ago

              I kinda wanna rebuild this in RCT 3 cause they had the option to let you test the rides from a first hand point of view would be fun to see how long I would last.

              [–]DaFunzies 0 points1 point ago

              It'd be really awesome if someone could please record the ride and give us all a link. I don't feel like downloading Rollercoaster Tycoon.

              [–]SatchmoPhipps 2 points3 points ago

              My sides hurt so baaddd...

              [–]CynicSatire -1 points0 points ago

              I almost lost it in class. Hahah. Oh man.

              [–]ClassyMcSass 0 points1 point ago

              I havent played any of these, should I start on 1 or 2?

              [–]Brewster-Rooster 3 points4 points ago

              i got both recently, i'd say 2. They are essentially the same game, but 2 has more rides, decoration etc.

              [–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

              1 Has better scenarios IMO.

              [–]Brewster-Rooster 5 points6 points ago

              i also found that. The first castle scenario in 2 is stupid. People keep walking up around the walls of the castle where nothing is.

              [–]Germfreeadolescent 4 points5 points ago

              First thing I always did on that scenario is delete a bunch of paths, it gets so frustrating if you don't.

              [–]Brewster-Rooster 2 points3 points ago

              yeah i only played it once, didn't delete the paths untill half way through. I ha a bunch of depressed visitors circling the perimeter of the wall watching people having fun below them.

              [–]HideousInfant 1 point2 points ago

              if the games were developed / released in the present day, 2 would basically be marketed as an 1 with expansion packs out the ass.

              Just go ahead and get RCT2. But RCT1 is fun as well.

              [–]Skooma420 0 points1 point ago

              hmm this looks like something i read on r/4chan about a day ago

              [–]Hector_Kur 0 points1 point ago

              This is the funniest thing I've seen all week. Christ, I can barely breathe I'm laughing so hard.

              Now I want to play RCT again.

              [–]CactiXVI 0 points1 point ago

              I don't get it? It says the ride is 30,696 feet. That's not even 10 kilometers. That ride would take like an hour to finish... why is it 4 years?

              [–]shenaniganns 1 point2 points ago

              Ride time is calculated in real time, while the game time is sped up considerably.

              [–]biggbuckz 0 points1 point ago

              I don't get it...

              [–]TheRedGerund 0 points1 point ago

              saw this on /r/4chan not too long ago.

              [–]nuinbot 0 points1 point ago

              Build this in Minecraft. Drive your players mad.

              [–]TheAwesomeinator 0 points1 point ago

              This was on /r/4chan yesterday.

              [–]SluseOnest -3 points-2 points ago

              Please stop posting content from our board.

              -/v/

              [–]captinyogurt -1 points0 points ago

              Just so you all know, this is 100% 4chan /v/ OC.

              We can't stop you from taking it, but we made this shit.

              [–]lessonplan[S] 3 points4 points ago

              Really? I couldn't tell. What gives you that clue?

              [–]DownpoursForAll -1 points0 points ago

              I can't breath. This is why I love 4chan's bizarre stories and game experiments. 4chan and Something Awful continue to be the two finest game communities on the internet.

              [–]Das_Baum -2 points-1 points ago

              The human mind never ceases to instill awe in me; this fine man´s sadistic ways have made me split my sides, bravo!

              [–]gth1985 -5 points-4 points ago

              Op is fag.

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