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[–]staplesgowhere 78 points79 points ago

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Wow
That's
Funny!

[–]NAMBLA2012 20 points21 points ago

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I dont know what's real anymore,

[–]MysticKirby 8 points9 points ago

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Does that make it surreal?

... i'll show myself out.

[–]RaveRaptor 0 points1 point ago

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You shall answer to Sir Loin of Beef.

[–]canyoushowmearound 60 points61 points ago

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This submission is in no way WTF, it is a play on words that is funny, come on guys, get your shit together.

[–]lud1120 5 points6 points ago

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I rather often finds things on /WTF which I find funnier or just more entertaining than many of the posts on /Funny ... But I agree this is in no way "WTF".

[–]frist_psot 16 points17 points ago

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You would think that if someone took the time to create that, they would have gone the extra mile to look up the spelling of his first name...

[–]maxxnova 0 points1 point ago

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My Dad isn't the best speller.

[–]frist_psot 1 point2 points ago

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Not complaining, just sayin'. I couldn't draw like that, props to your dad. :)

[–]maxxnova 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks I'll tell him :)

[–]andtome 12 points13 points ago

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*Salvador

[–]easlern 23 points24 points ago

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You're bad at reddit and you should feel bad.

[–]Riedgu 54 points55 points ago

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DAMN THIS COMMENT IS FANCY!

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[–]manberry_sauce 16 points17 points ago

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HAS NO RELEVANCE TO LINK!

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[–]DaminDrexil 1 point2 points ago

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˙·٠•●♥ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♥●•٠·˙

I don't want to play anymore :(

♪♫•¨•.¸¸❤¸¸.•¨•♫♪

[–]DaminDrexil 0 points1 point ago

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’•.¸*♫♪♥(✿◠‿◠)♥♫♪*¸.•’´¯) Please! (¯’•.¸♫♪♥(✿◠‿◠)♥♫♪¸.•’´¯)

[x](¯`·..°•.»[^□^[[.χ.● Make it stop! ●.χ.]]^□^]«.°•..·´¯)[x]

[–]unsuitable_sick_burn 7 points8 points ago

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NIIIIIICE SICK FANCY BURN

[–]dave_g17 4 points5 points ago*

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HA! THE MIDDLE CLASS!

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[–]bdubyageo 10 points11 points ago

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TIL that Salvador Dali had tiny hands.

[–]dkol97 11 points12 points ago

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And looks like Ron Jeremy

[–]TJAiii -2 points-1 points ago

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And has poor taste in shirts.

[–]maxxnova 4 points5 points ago*

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OH MY GOD!!!! This is my Dad's drawing!!!!! His name is Joey Waldon! I show him Reddit all the time, too bad he's not at my house today. I'll definitely show him this tomorrow! I'm beyond amazed! His work isn't like this much anymore, but here's a video of him painting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-c20rauycI

[–]DukeOfGeek 1 point2 points ago

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That's nice and it's a nice comic, now be a good son and post it to /r/comics where it belongs and can play with all the other comics.

/ obligatory

[–]maxxnova 1 point2 points ago

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:( I'm a girl.

[–]DukeOfGeek 1 point2 points ago

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Don't be sad, girls are popular. Now posts dads comic to the proper sub Reddit please.

[–]maxxnova 2 points3 points ago

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I'm actually not OP. But maybe if my Dad liked this.

[–]DukeOfGeek 0 points1 point ago

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Oh I knew you weren't OP, but anyone can use Reddit. Might as well keep karma in the family!

[–]EliteCorps 7 points8 points ago

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salvIdor? original creator gotta look things up.

[–]next89 2 points3 points ago

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I thought that it may be a reference that I didn't get. I don't think that anybody that could draw that, would make such an elemental mistake.

[–]mutehouse -2 points-1 points ago

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I KNOW.

[–]manolorojo 1 point2 points ago

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Back in the 90s, my favorite t shirt had this drawing!

[–]maxxnova 2 points3 points ago

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Happy that you bought one :)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I think Charles Barkley eats surreal as well.

[–]nowhereman1280 1 point2 points ago

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Oh I get it... Its WTF because Dali would never eat grasshopper flavored cereal..

FYI, he had an irrational fear of grasshoppers...

[–]BobSamonkey 1 point2 points ago

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I did an art show with this guy. He made shirts and posts cards of his cartoons. Nice guy. The only other one I remember has the caption "Timmy finds the Lord" and has a picture of a guy looking under the bed and Jesus is there...

I wanted to look him up a while back and found nothing on him...

[–]maxxnova 1 point2 points ago

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He's my Dad, Joey Waldon. He still doesn't have a computer but just got a phone. Feel free to message me if you want to get in contact with him again!

[–]BobSamonkey 0 points1 point ago

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That is really awesome. I still have this exact shirt in my closet. I have the postcards of Timmy and one about a dog thinking logically... What a very small world.

[–]maxxnova 2 points3 points ago

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The internet is pretty remarkable in bringing people together :)

[–]BobSamonkey 0 points1 point ago

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It was the Armadillo Christmas Bazaar that I met him. Glad he is still doing well!

[–]maxxnova 1 point2 points ago

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He's told me about that! Thanks for the reply he'll like this

[–]BobSamonkey 1 point2 points ago

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I have this shirt...

[–]HawkRod 1 point2 points ago

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9GAG: Yo mama's so fat! Yo mama's stupid! to mama's so ugly! Reddit: Your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvidor Dali mistook them for clocks.

[–]MegaPruneface 2 points3 points ago

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I always figured that Cleveland from Family Guy/The Cleveland Show would pronounce "cereal" and "surreal" the same.

[–]smartbomb314 1 point2 points ago

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That's how my dad pronounces that word. Seriously, dad, every other fucking human you have spoken to says SEE ree al, and you say SURR ree al. IT ANNOYS THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
I apologize and thank you all for your time.

[–]bmanickel -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]akukame 3 points4 points ago

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WOOSH

I mean, I believe he is talking about the word "Cereal". As in, his dad pronounces "cereal" as "surr ree al".

[–]DionysusIsRisen 1 point2 points ago

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My head hurts from all the surreality.

[–]specfreq 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know what it is, i can't stop staring at this.

I fucking love it!

[–]bastian1343 0 points1 point ago

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To anyone who's currently taking some kind of advanced art or art history class in high school: Write any paper with an optional topic on either Dalí or dadaism. If you're lucky it'll stir up a psychosis. If you're really lucky, you'll start seeing symbolism in everything from your couch to your own feet.

[–]asdf3ghjkl 0 points1 point ago

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Make sure to have a piece of toast topped with "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" to make this breakfast completely uncertain.

[–]the_obs 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, I need one of those arm holders!

[–]Inoxcrom 0 points1 point ago

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A good drawing and an original joke spoiled by misspelling Salvador. Was that hard to Google it?

[–]maxxnova 1 point2 points ago

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My Dad doesn't know how to use the internet. Plus he did these back in the day, he does different stuff now.

[–]SirReal32 0 points1 point ago

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That's... SirReal

[–]AlwaysTurning 0 points1 point ago

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Charles Barkley

[–]ahiggins91 0 points1 point ago

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did anyone else read that in clevlands voice from family guy?

[–]Makazy1 0 points1 point ago

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Lolwhat

[–]hankscorpio007 0 points1 point ago

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[–]HighFiveLawyer 0 points1 point ago

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thank you!

[–]ertebolle 0 points1 point ago

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Manbearpig!

[–]Hazlzz 0 points1 point ago

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The URL suggests this is a t-shirt... any idea who sells it? I'd love to have one. I googled around a bit, couldn't find any leads.

[–]wallyfoo 0 points1 point ago

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I had this very drawing on a t-shirt, what?, 15 years ago now?

[–]ThunderMethTiger 0 points1 point ago

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Commentator: Charles Barkley.

[–]lappdogg 0 points1 point ago

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that was one of the most offensive posts I have ever seen, please tag such atrocious material NSFL next time, just to be safe

[–]McDickButt 0 points1 point ago

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Haha puns. I'm so glad I'm white so I find this funny.

[–]Shadowglove 0 points1 point ago

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If he kills it he will become a surrealkiller.

[–]MagicalRainbowfish 0 points1 point ago

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Ant and fly flavor tastes much better.

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

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I hate how all the grasshoppers always get worked down to the bottom of the box. First few bowls are like nothing but watches.

[–]I_Do_Not_Lie_Ever 0 points1 point ago

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When i was 6 years old, my dad used to tell me these stories about pirates that had scooters instead of boats and also they had no clothes on and are dead. Anyway, don't do drugs.

[–]iloveboatssohard 0 points1 point ago

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go and grab all the things from your kitchen, appliances, food, children, whatever, and take them into your garden and then just throw them soo high

[–]Ethanol_Based_Life 0 points1 point ago

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Dreams brought on by a bumblebee landing on a lucky charm.

[–]HORSE_COCK_JUGGLER 0 points1 point ago

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I dare say that was the classiest joke on reddit today.

[–]klobbermang 0 points1 point ago

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This is best when read in the voice of Charles Barkley

[–]flad 0 points1 point ago

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That made a fake advertising pop into my head -

Voice #1 - What ya got there?

Voice #2 - Surreal Cereal.

Voice #1 - What?

Voice #2 - Surreal Cereal! Salvador Dali's Surreal Cereal! It's so good you wont believe it's real. It even comes with it's own milk, just add water.

Voice #1 - Man is that for real?

Voice #2 - No man it's seeeereal!

Voiceover - Salvador Dali's Surreal Cereal....for real!

[–]bb3rica 0 points1 point ago

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How is this WTF at all..

[–]MarSchAal -1 points0 points ago

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Needs more eggs.

-High horse-guy

[–]1000milestare -1 points0 points ago

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Apparently he's eating rice krispies. Crispy to soggy in 4.5 seconds.

[–]FA-Q -1 points0 points ago

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Tiny hand.

[–]LifesShort_DoDrugs -1 points0 points ago

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Reminds me of my weekends...

[–]dwn22 -1 points0 points ago

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I can't get over the fact his name is spelled so incredibly.. surreal.

[–]The_Punusher -1 points0 points ago

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Oh, how I love the theatre!

[–]CCalms -1 points0 points ago

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When he gets tired he holds the spoon over the tile floor next to him

[–]RenKuro -2 points-1 points ago

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Bowl known as drugs?

[–]asterix299 -2 points-1 points ago

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I feel like I'm gonna fall over looking at this.

[–]MrAlakad -2 points-1 points ago

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Gotta have my bowl, gotta have my surreal!