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[–]Kataq 157 points158 points ago

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He just wants revenge for being punched in the testicles.

[–]minja 13 points14 points ago

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ya punching in the vagina - NOOOOOO - punching in the testicles - 1 point well done :?

[–]Magush 49 points50 points ago

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testicals

[–]pleasepleasemoi 22 points23 points ago

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testinuts

[–]AlphaMarshan 18 points19 points ago

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taternuts

[–]saifix 10 points11 points ago

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twangers

[–]saifix 15 points16 points ago

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janglies

[–]saifix 12 points13 points ago

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knackerbags

[–]carl84 9 points10 points ago

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bollocks

[–]CaptainHooper 547 points548 points ago

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Uppercunt, all he had to write.

[–]JMar1_87 134 points135 points ago

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The cunt punt is also effective IMO

[–]vibro 104 points105 points ago

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Falcon punch!

edit: aww too late. somebody else already reposted my repost.

[–]JMar1_87 59 points60 points ago

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FOWL-CUNT PUNCH!!!

[–]eXXaXion 2 points3 points ago

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FALCUNT PAUNCH!

[–]Cant_touch_my_moppin 12 points13 points ago

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foul-cunt punch?

[–]JMar1_87 19 points20 points ago

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Used fowl to stick with bird theme, still gets downvotes.

[–]CrownChakra 1 point2 points ago

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If that's the case you should wear a glove of some kind.

[–]SmoothWD40 6 points7 points ago

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What's this from?

[–]mordacthedenier 1 point2 points ago

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From the angle and quality, using my expert expertise, I would guess a security camera, having seen many in my time.

[–]cpuleo 9 points10 points ago

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[–]kanahmal 16 points17 points ago

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I believe the twat swat fits into this category as well.

[–]JMar1_87 20 points21 points ago

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I beg to differ. The twat swat is in a lower category along with sack taps and dick flicks.

[–]Disgruntled__Goat 1 point2 points ago*

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Also it doesn't rhyme.

EDIT: seriously lol'ing at people pronouncing it "twot", that just sounds so stupid to me. That's languages for you.

[–]SpitefulMoose 11 points12 points ago

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Wait...

Wat?

[–]IAMBollock 3 points4 points ago

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Only if you read 'twat' like 'swat'.

[–]DemureLoudmouth 1 point2 points ago

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I've never heard it pronounced any other way.

[–]IAMBollock 1 point2 points ago

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I heard them say it like that in a Blink 182 tune, I laughed at how silly it sounded though, twat really needs that hard 'a' to make it effective.

[–]Cheezykins 10 points11 points ago

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TIL that some people pronounce twat in the same way as swat, instead of the a sounding more like the a in slap. Twat slap would work better.

[–]kanahmal 8 points9 points ago

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I have never heard it pronounced like that in California... Hell I've never even heard it pronounced like that in Britain and I'm pretty sure it's their most commonly used curse word. Where are you from?

[–]Cheezykins 6 points7 points ago

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Britain, and it's always pronounced (using IPA) as /twæt/ to rhyme with cat, sat etc.

/twɒt/ to rhyme with swat, clot etc is a new one on me.

[–]thereadlines 9 points10 points ago

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It isn't just a few people. In the American south you will hear both, just as you will hear both /ɒnt/ and /ænt/.

"Twat" has a weird etymology, too. From etymonline.com:

The T-word occupies a special niche in literary history, however, thanks to a horrible mistake by Robert Browning, who included it in 'Pippa Passes' (1841) without knowing its true meaning. 'The owls and bats,/Cowls and twats,/Monks and nuns,/In a cloister's moods.' Poor Robert! He had been misled into thinking the word meant 'hat' by its appearance in 'Vanity of Vanities,' a poem of 1660, containing the treacherous lines: 'They'd talk't of his having a Cardinalls Hat,/They'd send him as soon an Old Nuns Twat.' (There is a lesson here about not using words unless one is very sure of their meaning.) [Hugh Rawson, "Wicked Words," 1989]

[–]Mr_Slippery 1 point2 points ago

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The latter is our standard pronunciation in NYC.

[–]kanahmal 1 point2 points ago

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I guess I stand corrected. When I try to say the word Twat in a British accent /twɒt/ still comes more naturally and sounds right. Guess I haven't been keeping up on my British television.

[–]hurtmypony 1 point2 points ago

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This is one of the reasons I love Reddit. It's the only place on the internet where I can find a serious discussion dedicated to such things as the correct pronunciation of a word like "twat". Upvotes for all!

[–]kael13 2 points3 points ago

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He's probably a Brit, we're the most likely to call out bad pronunciation!

[–]Hellstruelight 1 point2 points ago

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Torontonian here. I say Twat just like 'swat'.

[–]windolf7 3 points4 points ago

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Also the cunch.

[–]benemal 4 points5 points ago

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TIGER UPPERCUNT

[–]biggmclargehuge 6 points7 points ago

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punjab

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[–]wiseman7687 2 points3 points ago

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I think with the american pronunciation "Poon" + "Jab". It basically can also mean vagina punch.

[–]mysticdickstick 166 points167 points ago

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....the same person who would sexually bully someone?

[–]smilingkevin 24 points25 points ago

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"Stupid student - people in their right mind sexually bully entirely differently..."

[–]arikelbey 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah, WTF?

[–]oouncolaoo 48 points49 points ago

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Karina.

[–]OneSchott 3 points4 points ago

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What a cunt.

[–]bebobli 2 points3 points ago

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Kadira.

[–]I_KeepsItReal 2 points3 points ago

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Kadira*

[–]Dalzeil 20 points21 points ago

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I'm going with this answer, too. Some teacher was grading papers with his/her clock speeds throttled.

[–]ManiacalLyricist 10 points11 points ago

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Yeah, I dunno what that means, but, fix your watch, bitch. DUH.

[–]mazinaru 13 points14 points ago

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I'm guessing computer analogy, clock speed is the speed that your computers processor, or brain can run calculations. A throttled clock speed would mean you were forcing your processor to run at below 100% capability.

Thus, Dalzeil is saying the teacher was not being very smart.

[–]HX_Flash 3 points4 points ago

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Although it shouldn't make any difference to the final output, only to time it takes to come to that output.

[–]CommissionerValchek 203 points204 points ago

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Is she implying that there are examples of sexual bullying in which right-minded people would engage?

[–]stillnotking 86 points87 points ago

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That would've been my response too. "Oh, I didn't know we were supposed to come up with positive examples of sexual bullying."

[–]xmsxms 56 points57 points ago

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Well his other answer of punching someone in the balls seemed acceptable to her.

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points ago

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That's because men deserve it obviously

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

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I'm more worried about her not considering it sexual abuse.

[–]akfekbranford 28 points29 points ago

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I am more worried about them using the word "terrorism" to describe bullying. That word has lost all meaning.

[–]PopeNimrod 1 point2 points ago

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Good catch. It would be nice if people would start using the actual words for things instead of replacement words selected to give you the impression they want you to have of the thing.

[–]omcw 1 point2 points ago*

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(NOTE: Appealing examples only.)

[–]Crim91 314 points315 points ago

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That Kadira girl sounds like a cunt.

Also, Am i the only one shocked that worksheets like this are even a thing? "let's stop bullying and racism by thinking of creative examples of how to bully and be racist"

[–]rotarded 139 points140 points ago

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I would get a really good grade in this class, at least.

[–]matrixman673a 2 points3 points ago

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I could have given many examples, and strategies.

[–]keoaries 83 points84 points ago

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"verbal an emotional terrorism" wtf?

[–]Lurchalicious 43 points44 points ago

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This is why we are screwed, because according to this, calling someone a "fat cow" is now participating in verbal terrorism...Jesus..

[–]kevlo 8 points9 points ago

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As an overweight person i laugh at the people who go out of their way to insult me. It's really funny when someone who is also fat does it.

[–]frenzyboard 8 points9 points ago*

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The last time someone called me fat, I cried and went home to eat a gallon of ice cream.

[–]Johnny_Hooker 2 points3 points ago

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As long as you throw it back up after it's cool.

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 1 point2 points ago

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As a Mexican I'm going to the kitchen to make some quesadillas.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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being mean is now "verbal an (sic) emotional terrorism"?

What delicate little snowflake came up with this definition? In my day it was called the 3rd Grade and we managed to not call in the Swat Team when Billy said Sally was ugly.

[–]DiggV4Sucks 8 points9 points ago

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All of the boys in my fifth grade class had to write a letter of apology to one of our classmates because some other idiot found a box of Gaines Burgers (Dog food) on the play ground at recess and left it on her desk.

I wrote that I was opting out in 10 year-old righteous indignation, as I wasn't aware of the incident.

In retrospect, I could have been a little more empathetic. And I wonder what was worse for her, seeing the stupid dog food on her desk, or prolonging the incident with the apology letter.

[–]joeyjo0 32 points33 points ago

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Everything is terrorism in America!

[–]bamfsalad 6 points7 points ago

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Except the US's own government.

[–]Narfhole 6 points7 points ago

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I like to think of it as verbal and emotional freedom fighting.

[–]BeondTheGrave 1 point2 points ago

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Sally ran up to Jimmy with a suicide slur vest, and now theyre both in the principals office. It was terrible.

[–]bic_lighter 1 point2 points ago

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Yes verbal Terrorism!!!!

WTF.

In 10 years time is talking about 9/11 going to be some sort of Verbal Terrorism???

[–]sje46 2 points3 points ago

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I don't think the goal is to encourage someone to "think of creative examples". It's just making sure that they're aware of what the definitions of the terms are.

[–]StinkinFinger 1 point2 points ago

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Furthermore, the answer was correct when Kadira punched him in the nuts. Though the way the question was framed, he is basically being told punching her in the vagina is acceptable, or at least not bullying.

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 3 points4 points ago

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That's the problem with bullying today, it's so shallow and pedantic. Maybe if we thought up new methods that haven't been used for over a decade at least it would become interesting and fun again!

[–]sarcasmatic 5 points6 points ago

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Hmm I agree as well, shallow and pedantic.

[–]apatheistareece 35 points36 points ago

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i got punched in the vagina once in grade school.

[–]just_defy 16 points17 points ago

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they must not have been in their right mind. Or maybe it's because they were 7.

[–]simbunch 13 points14 points ago

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Or she looked like she had testicles.

[–]sparky666 15 points16 points ago

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testicals*

[–]herecomesthesunshine 8 points9 points ago

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My boyfriend accidentally kicked me in the vagina. It hurt.

[–]daninjapan 8 points9 points ago

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I accidentally licked my girlfriends vagina.. but then my wife found out.. That hurt too..

[–]DiggV4Sucks 1 point2 points ago

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Who in their right mind would accidentally kick someone in the vagina?

[–]UNBR34K4BL3 95 points96 points ago

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"verbal and emotional terrorism" what the fuck is that noise?

[–]ChastityPanda 66 points67 points ago

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No no no, it's quite correct. Calling a fat person a cow creates fear which poses a direct threat to the nation.

[–]ZeroNihilist 10 points11 points ago

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Can you report them to the terrorist hotline? Ooh, let's wiretap them and send them to a prison in a foreign country. We could have so much fun with this.

[–]BoredValet 1 point2 points ago

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Kadira called me a cow, alert the President!!

[–]AlexDeLarge4848 18 points19 points ago

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I thought the same fucking thing. Sounds like some new anti-bullying campaign rhetoric. They're serious, man!

[–]Lots42 2 points3 points ago

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I like the 'cracking down on bullying' part, though.

[–]vaginamongerer 1 point2 points ago

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Why? Kids make fun of each other. Life isn't a goddamn fairy tale.

[–]n0wl 31 points32 points ago

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I agree on that.. Terrorism? Suddenly calling a fat person a cow, is terrorism? Well shit, let me just put the fat cow up on the shelf with 9-11.. Oh wait, they're too fat.

Emotional terrorism, get the fuck out of here.

[–]themythicalpelican 7 points8 points ago

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Bringing the war of terror into the classroom!

[–]tedthedog 1 point2 points ago

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"Some kid in Omaha was just called a fat cow! Raise the terror warning to Deep Scarlet!"

[–]slightlystartled 24 points25 points ago

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Who in their right minds would do this?

So the assumption is that sexual bullies are in their right minds... so sexual bullying is a reasonable action?

What are they teaching these kids?

[–]vanpet 18 points19 points ago

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This test is bad and the teacher should feel bad.

[–]cosmicdandy 56 points57 points ago

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[–]CoolPhase 7 points8 points ago

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What movie is this?

[–]Jazzbandrew 28 points29 points ago

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Amistad.

[–]CoolPhase 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, I see. It's an alternate take on the legal battle in the film, correct?

[–]Wordshark 1 point2 points ago

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Clearly you left the theater before the credits were done.

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points ago

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Waitwaitwait.

Didn't anyone else catch the "verbal and emotional terrorism" thing?

The fuck? Calling someone names is terrorism?

[–]Steaksauce 10 points11 points ago

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Yes, it is. Lots of sand people got indefinitely detained and regularly pissed on for saying shit americans don't appreciate.

[–]GethLegion 27 points28 points ago

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But they'll be back. And in greater numbers.

[–]Jurassic-Bark 20 points21 points ago

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They'll walk in single file though, to hide their numbers

[–]MadMageMC 1 point2 points ago

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These blast marks are far too accurate to be sand people.

[–]Prime20 12 points13 points ago

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Nah, sexual bullying is when you're all like "Ay Vagina! Gimmie all your lunch money!" Then if it resists you give its labia an Indian rug burn and give the clit a swirly

[–]vileSpanishiwa 27 points28 points ago

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vaginas can actually take a pretty good pounding

[–]alaysian 10 points11 points ago

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i thought that was called fisting?

[–]cascul 9 points10 points ago

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How is 5 wrong but 7 is right?

[–]mjolnir616 5 points6 points ago*

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Because they were looking for examples of bullying someone because of their gender/sexuality. Although the teachers response is still stupid.

[–]PlaysWithInternets 14 points15 points ago

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Vagina-punching....it's the new hair-pulling

[–]Dazeuda 11 points12 points ago

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Please god don't let this progress to pube-pulling.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Well to be fair Kadira punched him the testicles

[–]Demiblood 6 points7 points ago

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If Kadira punches him in the testicles it's nothing, but when he punches someone in the vagina it's "who in his right mind would do that?"

[–]P00CH00 24 points25 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I was waiting for this haha. Good work.

[–]loofawah 8 points9 points ago

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All I know is fuck Kadira! That hoe hit this poor boy's nuts.

[–]theplungerofdoom 5 points6 points ago

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Obviously this teacher doesn't know high school girls very well.

[–]fellowhuman 5 points6 points ago

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oh, but #7 is fine...

[–]newbi1kenobi 3 points4 points ago

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Number 7 is a decent follow to number 5

[–]Plonken 4 points5 points ago

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What the fuck is verbal and emotional terrorism?

EDIT: added verbal.

[–]Mercury_Milk 5 points6 points ago

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Example of verbal and emotional terrorism in popular culture.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I used to be a knight like you. Then I took a shrubbery to the Ni

Nice.

[–]StrikefromtheSkies 1 point2 points ago

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I lol'd pretty hard

[–]nvrknowsbest 12 points13 points ago

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I, for one, actually punched a girl in the vag once and she reported later that, in that moment, she felt quite bullied. Mission accomplished.

[–]DavidLeeGoth 6 points7 points ago

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Obviously the teacher has never been punched in the hatchet wound...

[–]God_like_human 2 points3 points ago

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I prefer axe wound

[–]Nomeru 3 points4 points ago

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I think the better question.. Who in their right mind uses what appears to be a sharpie on a test?

[–]bluerubberduck2 2 points3 points ago

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I did once i didnt hve a pencil so i used a sharpie

[–]mrnightowl 3 points4 points ago

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What is verbal and emotional terrorism?

Terrorism? Really? What grade is this?

[–]PolarisSONE 3 points4 points ago

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lol Kadira

[–]I_Ruv_Kpop 3 points4 points ago

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For some reason the "Calling a fat person a cow" made me laugh harder than the cuntpunch.

[–]Buie04 11 points12 points ago

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"I think it should, cunt" * FTFY

[–]OriginallyWhat 2 points3 points ago

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i agree

[–]o_herro_internet 2 points3 points ago

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I mean, that's definitely sexually bullying. What did they want you to put there? Rape?

"Rape. Rape is sexually bullying someone."

[–]triple110 4 points5 points ago

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Taunting or spreading rumors about someone about being a virgin, having a small penis, someone being a slut/whore, bra snapping, etc.

[–]o_herro_internet 2 points3 points ago

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Those are good EDIT: Bad, I mean, they're bad, but you did name some things that count as sexual bullying.

[–]MadMageMC 1 point2 points ago

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Or telling girls they're a carpenter's dream - flat as a board. I...was not a good lad.

[–]Eclipzed17 2 points3 points ago

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Who in their right mind would bully? The same person who would punch someone in the vagina! Silly question

[–]remondo 2 points3 points ago

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What is verbal and emotional terrorism (give an example):

What the F are they teaching kids (presumably) these days? Firstly terrorism and bullying are not the same thing. Secondly they used a colon after a question...

[–]superbang 2 points3 points ago

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Well the guy got punched in the testicles once, his logical assumption for sexual bullying would be a vaginal punch wouldn't it?

[–]facelessviking 2 points3 points ago

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Kadira. That´s who.

[–]soylent_absinthe 2 points3 points ago

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Whoever decided that calling a fat person a cow amounts to "emotional terrorism" needs to get a fucking clue.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Written instructions on behaviour is brainwashing. Morals are instilled through observed behaviours of admired individuals. This whole paper is fail in and of itself.

[–]afxtal 2 points3 points ago

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Oh... see, the teacher was looking for an example of normal, everyday sexual bullying that anyone would do.

[–]SammichRepairman 1 point2 points ago

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He didn't finish the answer. Obviously the rest of that sentence is "with my penis".

[–]MadMageMC 1 point2 points ago

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"...and the hammer is my penis."

[–]SammichRepairman 1 point2 points ago

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Upvotes for DHSAB.

[–]striga11 1 point2 points ago

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They forgot the ")" on #6.

[–]I_Punch_Vaginas 1 point2 points ago

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who doesn't

[–]Rbok 1 point2 points ago

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Hitting anyone in the genitals.

[–]mxstirner 1 point2 points ago

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Any person who knows about kerning.

[–]spoleto 1 point2 points ago

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[–]tobiov 1 point2 points ago

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Also what the shit is verbal terrorism?

[–]amusdd 1 point2 points ago

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Kadira is a fucking bitch

[–]muchadoaboutyourmom 1 point2 points ago

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I misread the title as "I think it should cunt."

[–]martyvt12 1 point2 points ago

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Call a fat person a cow? That's an indefinite detention for you, emotional terrorist!

[–]RepostsAreNSFL 1 point2 points ago

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Who in their right mind would do this? A sexual bullyer obviously

[–]Vicxlee 1 point2 points ago

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Bullying101

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

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I do not understand the paper. Who would make such a thing? Why do people have to fill it out?

Do kids these days have to be told not be insane freaks?

[–]Smil3zG 1 point2 points ago

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LOL I'm laughing more that the teacher did not correct the answer where he directed the racial slurs only towards black people haha

[–]ShetlandJames 1 point2 points ago

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I think that question four is ridiculous! "emotional terrorism"? fuck right off with your modern language.

[–]thenaynay67 1 point2 points ago

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You'd think that this would be one of those 'there's no wrong answer' things...I guess they hadn't met the OP.

[–]ForeverMarried 1 point2 points ago

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i want to be a teacher just so I could read all the answers to those questions..

[–]kaospaow 1 point2 points ago

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yupp, it should cunt

[–]mash3735 2 points3 points ago

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teacher pussied out on that question

[–]AyeAyeLtd 1 point2 points ago

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Who in their right mind would sexually bully? I saw this is valid.

[–]ProjectD13X 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, good ol' indoctrination worksheet

[–]skitzokid420 1 point2 points ago

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So...no one in their right mind is supposed to punch someone in the vagina. But kicking someone in the testicles is acceptable?

[–]meangrampa 1 point2 points ago

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You could give your teacher video evidence of this type of bullying. It should count, but it's not the example they were looking for. They were looking for a reworded version of exactly what was taught in the class materials. No thinking, only memorization like a good sheep.

[–]rafuzo2 1 point2 points ago

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Speaking as a former kid who got bullied a lot:

"Verbal and emotional terrorism"? Are you fucking kidding me? Do the actual meanings of words matter in school anymore?

[–]Punkgoblin 1 point2 points ago

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Not for YEARS.

[–]Toastyparty 1 point2 points ago

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FTFY:

I think it should count cunt.

[–]SyFyWrestler 1 point2 points ago

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School is really weird nowadays.

[–]stargunner 1 point2 points ago

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why is this a quiz

[–]lydocia 1 point2 points ago

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How is punching someone in the vagina not sexual bullying?

[–]Punkgoblin 1 point2 points ago

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Foreplay

[–]GeorgeRomero 1 point2 points ago

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Who in their right mind would do this.

Oh. I see... but normal bullying; that's fine... well played female teacher... well played. You also didn't mark the next answer wrong for only associating racism with black people. Double standard overload.

[–]Iamanant 1 point2 points ago

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I think it should cunt.

[–]Cubeface 1 point2 points ago

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Who in the right mind would do this? Really? A dick of course!

[–]My_Sonic_Boom 1 point2 points ago

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So when Kadira does it is perfectly fine

[–]Aeberon 1 point2 points ago

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Who in their right mind would sexually bully someone? Teachers, man. It never fails to amaze me the stupidity that can ooze from these instructors.

[–]benemal 1 point2 points ago

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"Verbal and emotional terrorism"? Fuck off directly, please.

[–]praise_the_almighty 1 point2 points ago

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Nice double standards there cause his answer to nr.7 seems perfectly fine.

[–]Kage2021 1 point2 points ago

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I like how her response was "Who in their right mind would do this?" as though sexual bullying were performed by more normal and well adjusted people.

Also, WTF is sexual bullying? Schools these days are nuts.

[–]sweetsweetcoffee 1 point2 points ago

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Dude, you pretty much have a permit to Vag punch people now. It's not bullying according to the teacher.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, my school never taught me how to be racist. I had to learn all my stereotypes on my own.

[–]Thecardinal74 1 point2 points ago

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No problem with a punch to the testicles, but a punch to the vagina is horrible? Fucking hypocrite teacher

[–]patefoisgras 1 point2 points ago

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How are your testicles?

[–]maxp0wah 1 point2 points ago

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I think it should cunt too

[–]raptorsango 1 point2 points ago

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My fav part of the paper is: Verbal and Emotional Terrorism. Every time you call someone a fat cow, a mini 9-11 happens.

[–]conceitedone 1 point2 points ago

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Classic Kadira.

[–]14jewarts 1 point2 points ago

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Are we just gonna ignore that Kadira punched him in the testicles?

[–]JigglyPrime 1 point2 points ago

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Check out #7 muhaha

[–]fuckinmagician 1 point2 points ago

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I think it should cunt, clits a valid answer

[–]haiku1991 2 points3 points ago

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New type of bully

Makes sure his presence is felt

She did not like it