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[–]hobolisa123 84 points85 points ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

[–]MindTorque 17 points18 points ago

Few things on the internet make me laugh out loud these days, but this did it for me this morning.

[–]mkyweriga 7 points8 points ago

This is exactly why I don't play sports.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

All the half-naked children?

[–]MyFishDied 3 points4 points ago

I like you.

[–]Sqpon 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry for your loss.

[–]MyFishDied 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, I appreciate it.

[–]Toastyparty 24 points25 points ago

sometimes, just sometimes, the title makes all the difference.

[–]mistatoast 4 points5 points ago

I have to admit, I've laughed some tears

[–]Toastyparty 2 points3 points ago

love your name.

[–]mistatoast 1 point2 points ago

Time, location? I'll be there!

[–]Toastyparty 2 points3 points ago

Get a taser, a pair of pliers, two rubberbands, and a camel and meet me at the park at 11pm. Dont ask, just do it.

[–]afternoon_man 36 points37 points ago

This is so old. That's clearly Billy Cundiff at 4 years old!

[–]Real_Flashfire 7 points8 points ago

Ray Rice does not approve of this comment.

[–]jakfischer 0 points1 point ago

[–]sudsomatic 0 points1 point ago

Ouch man. I forgot about the pain from that game and you brought it all back.

[–]afternoon_man 0 points1 point ago

Sorry man. My niners shit the bed in the end too. Could have been an awesome Super Bowl.

[–]sneg 6 points7 points ago

[–]alasicannotswim 16 points17 points ago

I don't care how many times this is reposted, it never fails to make me giggle.

[–]TipsTheJust -5 points-4 points ago

I know! It's every goddamn time!

[–]tomtit 2 points3 points ago

Old, but could not stop crying

[–]ledser 6 points7 points ago

How can anyone lack the basic motor skills to kick a ball?

[–]Major_Butthurt 3 points4 points ago

What really confuses me is the last backfoot move. And the use of the left foot instead of the right. It is like his brain switched sides.

[–]JustSmall 1 point2 points ago

Best dancing skills ever.

[–]nimrod4154 1 point2 points ago

The earliest footage of Andrew W.K.'s life has come to the surface

[–]SanDiablo 1 point2 points ago

Man, he was really determined too.

[–]gguy123 1 point2 points ago

Watch it.. as you imagine a commentator calling the game.

[–]doingthedo 1 point2 points ago

I watched this while listening the the inception soundtrack. Super relevant.

[–]sprileet 5 points6 points ago

While we're at it...

1130 Points - Submitted 1 year ago - QWOP: Soccer Edition

1205 Points - Submitted 5 months ago - Fucking QWOP

[–]LerithXanatos[S] -1 points0 points ago

This is news to me, actually.

[–]Xanatos903 0 points1 point ago

Brother?!

[–]TwinkiePinkie -3 points-2 points ago

I'm glad that you at least linked to the source of which you got the idea to post this, but would it not have been better to just link what you put in your comment, rather than linking to the image?

[–]crackofdawn 13 points14 points ago

To be fair if he did that 90% of the people that looked at this wouldn't have bothered to even click.

[–]gl77 -1 points0 points ago

Why don't you link to the actual submissions of this that come up on the front page every 6 months or so? I've seen this posted on Reddit at least 3 times.

[–]AtomicBitchwax 3 points4 points ago

Get out of the yard, Billy. You're drunk.

[–]Nesman64 4 points5 points ago

Grandpa, my name is Stan.

[–]chris-aylward 3 points4 points ago

I would be so disappointed if that was my son.

[–]Hazterisk 3 points4 points ago

Discovered QWOP yesterday. this made me cry laughing.

[–]SailorShark 0 points1 point ago

It looks like an egg is burning his hands so he drops it and tries to take revenge on it

[–]sd42 0 points1 point ago

I was sitting here going "OH GOD DON'T SNAP BOTH YOUR LEGS!!!"

[–]Zoshchenko 0 points1 point ago

Oh, my aching side.

[–]2badYourAssGotSacked 0 points1 point ago

So this is rugby

[–]reberger7354 0 points1 point ago

This is exactly why i quit every sport. Imagine a teenager doing this -_-

[–]felka300 0 points1 point ago

He's drunk.

[–]scottyd1127 0 points1 point ago

Man-child

[–]SoCo_cpp 0 points1 point ago

...and now we are reposting Funniest Home Videos clips that have been posted on Reddit a million times. Reddit has sunk to a new low.

[–]bdepz 0 points1 point ago

Things not to open in the middle of class, this.

[–]sprileet 0 points1 point ago

this again?

[–]JenovaPuppet 0 points1 point ago

This is how it looks when I try to step on the down escalator.

[–]sprileet 0 points1 point ago

This is getting redundant.

1130 Points - Submitted 1 year ago - QWOP: Soccer Edition

1205 Points - Submitted 5 months ago - Fucking QWOP

[–]jack12354 0 points1 point ago

Whenever somebody asks me why I don't play sports, I'll link them to this gif.

[–]amolad 0 points1 point ago

Future NFL punter.

[–]wahoyaho 0 points1 point ago

Lol oh my god this is too hilarious

[–]n1zm0 0 points1 point ago*

even better if you try and think about what went on in his brain

left right right left left fk, left right right RELEASE rightleft, fken piece of shit! left right counter leftright... QWOP

[–]johnny_appletits 0 points1 point ago

Instead of reposting this like a douche, I'll just say "this is how I feel when I see the perfect opportunity for a good joke, only to realize I am too drunk to attempt it"

[–]QWOP_Expert 0 points1 point ago

Even I'm tired of this one.

[–]biggmclargehuge 0 points1 point ago

this is actually just Boston Dynamic's new robot prototype going through the calculations to figure out the best way to punt gas bombs through your windows at night

[–]LT_Richard_Fromage 0 points1 point ago

Thas pure genius!!

[–]trevlacessej 0 points1 point ago

If this was Sparta, that child would be cliff diving right about now

[–]fortworthbret 0 points1 point ago

Kid needs decaf.

[–]toadturtle3 0 points1 point ago

Time to google qwop and see what the hell it means.

[–]bleedingheartlefty 0 points1 point ago

this is how I feel when I make an unreasonable list of things to do in a day.

[–]bee_randin 0 points1 point ago

Ralphie, stop it, you're drunk.

[–]SimilarImage 0 points1 point ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
5 months Large_Pimpin Fucking QWOP here 318 1154
2 months cincy_rob Every Damn Time I Post on Reddit... here 115 677
1 year [deleted] My life in a nutshell. here 49 30

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[–]khadgerler 0 points1 point ago

I did not find this particularly funny.

[–]vaelon 0 points1 point ago

This made my fucking week. I would hug you if I could.......lolol

[–]Advantageous 0 points1 point ago

That last backwards leg kick did it for me.

[–]PuhPuhPlease 0 points1 point ago

Click the original post and this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDooUv3MQ6A&feature=related and watch him dance.

[–]dirty_fingers 0 points1 point ago

How many beers has that kid had?

[–]darkkittykatt 0 points1 point ago

i feel bad for laughing, but i couldn't stop.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

And he got Barbies for his next birthday.

[–]sanitarium69 0 points1 point ago

This pretty much sums up my sex life.

[–]MrAlacrity -1 points0 points ago

Sadly, he still went farther than I ever did

[–]paladoris 0 points1 point ago

'Forever Alone' Charlie Brown.

[–]dvpbe 0 points1 point ago

best one ever!

[–]mindluge 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of the first time i tried to have sex

[–]mindluge 4 points5 points ago

wait, i mean with a woman. not a little kid. wait, no i haven't had sex with a little kid. oh, never mind.

[–]L_x 0 points1 point ago

Dig up, stupid!

[–]MissCharleston 0 points1 point ago

Oh QWOP! Can't. Stop. Laughing.

[–]kazzby 0 points1 point ago

I had never seen this. Thank you Sir, I am still wiping the tears of laughter from my eyes

[–]Timbo2702 0 points1 point ago

Little did Charlie Brown know, asking Lucy to hold the ball while he kicked it wasn't going to help

[–]Frankeh 0 points1 point ago

That gif gets me every fucking time.

This is the monologue I have him saying

'Okay, I can do this. I can do this. I can do this. Hmphh. Shit, fuck, shit, fuck, cunt. Ophh'

[–]matelt 0 points1 point ago

oh my, I had to refrain myself from rolling on the floor laughing in class (I'm the teacher)

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[–]LinksYourReposts 2 points3 points ago

Hi repost complainer, let's take a look at your reposts.

Let me hear your war cry 12 days ago by you

17 submissions with the exact same name.

You are now officially not allowed to ever point out whether or not a submission is a repost unless you specify that you condone and support reposts! Thank you and have a great day!

[–]Carol_Beer 0 points1 point ago

Yet you still had to come to the comments to prove your "long time redditor I've seen the whole internet before you" superiority. Your useless comment has wasted my time.

[–]theghostofme 0 points1 point ago

Wow, dude. Just wow.

[–]TheMediumPanda -2 points-1 points ago

Congratulations LerithXanatos. You're the 100th person who's reposted this one to Reddit. A Reddit Gold membership is in the mail.

[–]pjeff61 -4 points-3 points ago

hmmm I think it looks like the ground is on fire, so he drops the white water balloon, but it doesnt break, no water comes out and he is severely disappointed in himself soooo he just gives up on this imaginary game because it sucks anyways

[–]hoddap -2 points-1 points ago

The title is better than the gif itself, fucking genius, I applaud you sir

[–]Placement93 3 points4 points ago

It's not his idea. It's been on the front page like 15 times.

[–]hoddap 1 point2 points ago

in this case I withdraw my credits, GOOD DAY SIR

[–]enfinitee -2 points-1 points ago

Even though I've already seen this like 15 times in my 6 months of Reddit...the title you gave it made this repost seem like the most original.

[–]sprileet 0 points1 point ago

How is the title original?

1130 Points - Submitted 1 year ago - QWOP: Soccer Edition

1205 Points - Submitted 5 months ago - Fucking QWOP

[–]enfinitee -1 points0 points ago

I wasn't a member that far back, so it's original enough for me!

[–]sprileet -3 points-2 points ago

hmm. thought you said "in my 6 months of Reddit"

[–]enfinitee -2 points-1 points ago

I guess I did...I accidentally left out the "~6 months," because it hasn't been quite that long I don't think :P Either way, first time I've seen this GIF with that title, and it made me laugh. As I'm sure it will next time I see it.

[–]Oliverovsky -1 points0 points ago

Is that a boston terrier?

[–]Evernoob -1 points0 points ago

Billy Cundiff?

[–]pizzlybear -1 points0 points ago

My life story.

[–]Arknell -1 points0 points ago

That kid needs to do some 100lbs deadlifts! Beefcaaake!

[–]lolzsupbrah -1 points0 points ago

I hope my kid is not coordinated like this kid..

[–]darkkittykatt 0 points1 point ago

my son was pretty coordinated for a while, whenever he went to kick a ball he would kick backward and fall on his face, but now he is a pro, and only falls half the time, pretty good for a 16 month old.

[–]intheglasses -1 points0 points ago

That is spot on. I finished QWOP, greatest achievement of my life.

[–]TheHappyViking -1 points0 points ago

Original content strikes again!!

[–]freemeth -1 points0 points ago

This was a comment in a different thread yesterday. Shame on you, OP. Shame on you.

[–]Tighten_Up -2 points-1 points ago

Early signs of ocd.

[–]majat1843 -2 points-1 points ago

i always thought this was funny until i saw it on AFV and the poor little guy is so upset about not being able to kick it!

[–]IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes -2 points-1 points ago

Here I thought I was going to click on a picture of a gay Italian.

[–]yellowcakeday -3 points-2 points ago

I want an AMA with this kid when he's grown up. If he's still alive.

[–]photosbydarren -3 points-2 points ago

This has been posted a million times.... however, I will continue to upvote a million times because it's too damn funny