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[–]TheLunchboxThief 105 points106 points ago

I think you can buy these noodles at KROEGER amirite lol

[–]Se7en_Sinner 212 points213 points ago

[–]b_miracle 51 points52 points ago

I will always upvote this regardless of context

[–]BreakfastClubSamwich[!] 68 points69 points ago

[–]6Bunny 20 points21 points ago

Searching if they really do have noodles at Kroegers.. I found this page. http://mr-ramen.tumblr.com/

[–]PyrusFTSC 5 points6 points ago

I reckon I was scrolling that page for a whole minute before I noticed the background. I then proceeded to lose it.

[–]ajaxwhat 2 points3 points ago

I'm on my phone and the background is grey. Explain the funny?

[–]6Bunny 1 point2 points ago

It's Chad Kroeger with his face plastered on Mr. Noodles, I was on mobile too when I posted that link. :D Just saw it, pretty clever.

[–]almosteeen58 3 points4 points ago

It's a cartoon version of /r/spacedicks .

[–]samanthakm9[S] 4 points5 points ago

I just found this story on that page:

She heard a strange sound coming from the upstairs bedroom, it sounded like someone talking to someone.

She went up as quiet as possible and opened the door to see Chad writing new songs.

She yelled “CHAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING, THAT’S DISGUSTING, I CAN’T EVEN LOOK AT YOU!”

Chad turned around with a scared look and yelled “I THOUGHT YOU WERE COMING HOME AT 8, I’M SORRY I DIDN’T WANT YOU TO SEE THIS!”

Dinner at the Kroeger house was quiet that night…

LOL

[–]iloveboatssohard 2 points3 points ago

i have seen 3 men eat so many pot noodles, probably 7 each

[–]xSorcha 3 points4 points ago

Pot noodles, eh? Sounds like a good time.

[–]siberianunderlord 1 point2 points ago

hahaha

[–]The_Magnificent 13 points14 points ago

Alternative title: Photoshop of toddler sucking a musician.

[–]Sisaac 3 points4 points ago

Wrong. You used the word "musician" for Chad Kroeger.

[–]The_Magnificent 0 points1 point ago

I know. :( Later I figured I should have used the word celebrity rather than musician. But, we all make mistakes. Horrible horrible mistakes.

[–]ThirdTimeRound 1 point2 points ago

Fucking lol'd.

[–]revengetothetune 11 points12 points ago

That girl's eyes seem dead. She's eating ramen out of Kroeger's head.

[–]oatmealqueen 22 points23 points ago

Someone needs to make this with a 1999 Justin Timberlake.

[–]Wargall 6 points7 points ago

Ah, boy...fuck the 90s.

[–]skameeto 15 points16 points ago

Thems strong words boy. Lets not forget Nirvana and Smashing Pumpkins. And the popularity of the interwebs.

[–]ThatCreepyTeacher 11 points12 points ago

And Ka-Blam, AHHHH! Real Monsters, Rugrats, Doug, Hey Arnold and the goodies.

[–]AshtonAnchors 6 points7 points ago

Kenan and Kel would like a word with you...

over jugs of Orange Soda

[–]Tophat_Gentleman 5 points6 points ago

Hey man fuck the downvoters, orange soda is the shit.

[–]Dmoneater 0 points1 point ago

Who loves orange soda?

[–]snippy_gerbil -5 points-4 points ago

Hated "All that" and I hated Kenan and Kel even more. The only good part of "All That" was Amanda Bynes.

No downvote for you...just wanted to get that out there.

[–]Sisaac 0 points1 point ago

Ahhh, Amanda Bynes... she always looks like she got her wisdom teeth removed last weekend, and still manages to look cute with those gigantic cheeks.

[–]snippy_gerbil 0 points1 point ago

Childhood crush. She was such cutie.

[–]ThatCreepyTeacher 0 points1 point ago

Agreed. Bring in the dancing lobsters.

[–]Bakufun -2 points-1 points ago

And Modest Mouse? D:

[–]Imaybereptar 0 points1 point ago

It's ok.... Justin timberlake

[–]oatmealqueen 0 points1 point ago

Bravo!

[–]Allah_Mode -1 points0 points ago

hmm. by changing the punchline, not sure you get the joke

[–]brianbrianbrian -1 points0 points ago

The song existing is worth it, because of this parody getting to exist as well.

[–]springbroke 15 points16 points ago

What the hell is on Kroeger's head

[–]webbsquad 49 points50 points ago

I instinctively cringed when I read the title.

[–]qunst 40 points41 points ago

EVERYBODY, QUICK, LOOK! THIS GUY KNOWS ABOUT THE NICKELBACK HATE TRAIN!

[–]skameeto 37 points38 points ago

I think it's more of a hate platform, doesn't really go anywhere.

[–]Bakufun 10 points11 points ago

It goes away from Nickelback.

[–]Sisaac 5 points6 points ago

Really? Then why are we always talking about it?

[–]Bakufun 3 points4 points ago

We never realized we were building a loop at the time.

[–]Sisaac 1 point2 points ago

Slow clap

[–]Bob_Fucking_Ross 8 points9 points ago

i don't hate nickelback, but i would rather hear just about anything else come on the radio than that damn song

[–]Superjester 7 points8 points ago

I agree. I dont hate em... All their songs just..sound the same. Its like they make average music for average people.

[–]kialna 7 points8 points ago

I have just one album and not all songs are the same, but the ones that get popular do.

[–]mazinaru 4 points5 points ago

I recall reading once that Chad hates it as much as any of us do for that exact reason. They eventually gave up and just made more of what people wanted to hear. Since they are selling millions and getting ridiculously rich I suppose it's the winning plan despite the few but, loud people complaining.

[–]kialna 4 points5 points ago

I don't really care actually. I love some of their songs and spent a summer singing them while working in the desert. What I don't like, I don't buy. Linkin' Park made the same mistake. Whereas SlipKnot and Rammstein got better in my opinion. But I'm a strange one, since I like metallica's st. Angers aswell.

[–]mazinaru 1 point2 points ago

I'm with you on all that.

[–]bishman 1 point2 points ago

I didn't even make the connection til I read your comment. Thanks.

[–]whathappenedwas -1 points0 points ago

I heard it in my head, understood the picture, and then felt bad about myself.

[–]stupidstupidman 6 points7 points ago

[–]FluoCantus 0 points1 point ago

Weird Al, is that you?

[–]Ching_chong_parsnip 0 points1 point ago

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[–]kingnutter 2 points3 points ago

True story. I saw a ginger haired rasta eating Spag Bol in the window of an Italian restaurant.

I couldn't tell where the hair finished and the food started.

[–]devoting_my_time 2 points3 points ago

Let's hope he could.

[–]murraykate 4 points5 points ago

this is hilarious

[–]Tecktonik 1 point2 points ago

Perhaps now would be a good time to visit your doctor and adjust your meds?

[–]shadowdev 1 point2 points ago

Saw the picture and thought it was amusing. Went back to up vote and saw the title and snorted so hard.

[–]Superjester 1 point2 points ago

Ah shit. Now the song is stuck in my head..

[–]beanoz 1 point2 points ago

I know 10 other people with blondish curly hair but I dont think of this song or that guy when I see them

[–]disasterific 1 point2 points ago

This image succeeded in making me laugh. It also succeeded in the urge to make some dank ramen.

[–]thedeaux 1 point2 points ago

what the hell is on Joey's head?

[–]lizzzard01 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for Nickelback quote. (Spare me, it's my father that listens to them)

[–]CaptHandsome 1 point2 points ago

"Ugh, these noodles taste like hair! I want my nickle back!"

[–]Akuma985 1 point2 points ago

... and from now on I'll call them Noodleback ...

[–]Compumerk 1 point2 points ago

I read the title as: Look at this photograph. They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

[–]what_have_i_done 1 point2 points ago

Funny how reddit hates nickleback but they know their lyrics!

[–]sherax138 1 point2 points ago

Went to high school with too many girls thinking top ramen waves were what's up. They also drew on their eyebrows and outlined there lips.

[–]nvoetfiv 2 points3 points ago

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[–]NimbusBP1729 1 point2 points ago

I wish you had replied to me. I didn't notice till I saw my downvotes. I thought it was two separate people.

Cocaine's a helluva drug

[–]NimbusBP1729 -1 points0 points ago*

wow. blatant stealing of nvoetfiv's post.

EDIT: hahahahahahaha. I just now realized you are nvoetfiv. I have all sorts of egg on my face.

[–]andachu 3 points4 points ago

What the hell is on his head?

[–]TangoOscarDD 1 point2 points ago

She's gonna get worms!!!

[–]Batty-Koda 1 point2 points ago

The funny part of this is that the people who get it are the ones who secretly listen to nickleback enough to get references to their songs.

Choo Choo internet hate train coming through.

[–]sososowheeee -1 points0 points ago

this was a "grab my tit and shake with laughter" laugh

[–]aryst0krat 6 points7 points ago

That's a thing?

[–]sososowheeee 0 points1 point ago

for me it is! And a couple other girls. I picked it up from a senior in college when I was a freshman. When she laughed or thought she'd grab/hold her boob. so now I do this too, sometimes. unconsciously... until everyone is staring anyways.

[–]jeannatron 0 points1 point ago

DON'T PANIC

[–]Timmytanks40 0 points1 point ago

Please let this become a thing.

[–]alittler 0 points1 point ago

But why?

[–]holyrolodex 0 points1 point ago

WOULD YOU LOOK AT IT

[–]motherofamouse 0 points1 point ago

What if he dyed his hair. With what would it be similar...

[–]Scrofl 0 points1 point ago

Clever

[–]democi 0 points1 point ago

[–]idonotcollectstamps 0 points1 point ago

I did not laugh. I am fucking stonewall jackson up in this bitch.

[–]Megarius 0 points1 point ago

Get that out of your mouth! That's bad for you!

[–]cypher_zero 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there....

[–]Ringwaul 0 points1 point ago

Oh god no.

Almost every other night my sonofabitchmotherfucker-flatmate™ will sing this horrid song in his off-key drunken droning voice.

Every time he says "Goodbye" I wish he was being fucking serious.

[–]Warlaw 0 points1 point ago

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH INSIDE IS ANOTHER PHOTOGRAPH

[–]angelozdark 0 points1 point ago

The amount of puns involved in this thread is unfathomable. GOODBYE MY LOVERS. GOODBYE MY FRIENDS. YOU COULD'VE HAVE BEEN THE ONES. YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THE ONES FOR ME.

[–]Aorknappstur 0 points1 point ago

does this guy sing or something?

[–]mochamocha 0 points1 point ago

Argh she's not holding the chopsticks right </ocd>

[–]PoochDoobie 0 points1 point ago

He looks like this now.

[–]bluewhat 0 points1 point ago

Quick, someone tell the poor girl she's eating shit!!!

[–]ListenToNestor[!] 0 points1 point ago

Look at these photographs.

[–]Humphrey805 0 points1 point ago

Hope she at least paid a nickel for it

[–]Waffles81 0 points1 point ago

Kurt Cobain looks weird in this picture.

[–]aco620 0 points1 point ago

Not that funny of a post, but kudos for coming up with a clever title!

[–]Blade9924 0 points1 point ago

Lol!

[–]gutter_is_a_tool 0 points1 point ago

Oh jesus that title is clever

[–]Skolekid 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there

[–]apeschwartz 0 points1 point ago

haha I see what you did there

[–]plasticslug 0 points1 point ago

Sandra?

[–]i-poop-you-not 0 points1 point ago

I would say that pic is pretty /r/aww worthy too. Not sure if human babies are welcome there.

[–]CMFW 0 points1 point ago

She's eating cancer.

[–]Im_Not_Joking -3 points-2 points ago

I didn't laugh, but then again, it wasn't funny.

[–]FBGMadjutant 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so hard my roommate woke up, thank you. :)

[–]websurfer09 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, now I'm hungry and I need to go to sleep. Hungry.

[–]spiker4 -2 points-1 points ago

not sure if I should upvote for funny picture or downvote for mentioning nickelback

[–]warpus -1 points0 points ago

Reddit, please stop reminding me that this band exists, I was getting really close to completely forgetting about them

[–]SelectaRx 0 points1 point ago

Its almost like reddit keeps reminding you of who they really are.

[–]beaker0110 -3 points-2 points ago

oh my god this is the funniest thing ive seen all day

[–]cranphi -1 points0 points ago

Guilty.

[–]longhare -1 points0 points ago

Perfect.

[–]auage -1 points0 points ago

RACIST

[–]Boomfish -1 points0 points ago

Is that Sammy Hagar?

[–]TheKloKloYo -1 points0 points ago

I just woke up my husband laughing at this.

[–]macromolecule -1 points0 points ago

Bonus points for the title. Penalization for making me realize that I recognize the reference, thus making me sad.

[–]angrypolaks -2 points-1 points ago

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

I bet Nickelback tastes terrible too.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

ahaha.....Asians...

[–]dazzer27 -2 points-1 points ago

only problem is there eyes aren't red!

[–]dillweed1989 -4 points-3 points ago

I didn't realize racism was so funny now...

What the hell happened to Reddit? I used to come on here for intellectual discussions about Linux, atheism and musical composition and now all I see is racist, homophobic and sexist pictures.

OH YES THE ASIAN MUST BE EATING NOODLES WITH CHOPSTICKS HAHAHHAHAHAHAH WE ARE SO FUNNY!!!

Seriously, FUCK off Reddit, you have just lost one of your most intelligent contributors because of this racist shit.