I spent the night watching my ex fighting with her new boyfriend on her Facebook wall

Fluffywings · 5 months

Pics or it didn't happen.

JesterAzazel · 5 months

I love FB drama. Whenever it happens I just sit back and read the text as it appears, hoping that they don't do the mature thing and fight in private chat.

WalkonWalrus · 5 months

How did this make the front page?

basec0m · 5 months

So, this is like sadception... you alone on a computer, reading about your ex fight with her boyfriend. Posting this sad fact to reddit. Finally me sitting in bed alone reading your comment and typing my own.

xyroclast · 5 months

This post has absolutely no content. Why does it have so many upvotes?

Wigster · 5 months

Niyeaux · 5 months

I would be way too tempted to just "Like" every single post.

DeadlyReaper · 5 months

This .gif is reposted so much that I haven't had to load it in weeks.

Alpha17x · 5 months

Why is she on your Facebook? Get rid of her, burn the bridge, be free.

go1den3ye · 5 months

Y U NO share pix??

Violentopinion · 5 months

And the lesson to be learned here is that popcorn turns black people white.

kehrol · 5 months

i really don't understand people fighting on facebook, especially couples. hello, how about keeping your dirty laundry indoors and doing the mature thing? fighting on facebook is worse than literally fighting in 'public', chances are when that happens, the people around you will never see you and won't remember you.

but if you fight on facebook... by golly it will appear on the newsfeeds of your friends, and almost everyone you know will know about it and they will remember it too.

nh95 · 5 months

I was hoping you would post the dialogue.

thepineapplearmy · 5 months

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I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD · 5 months

People who do that publically will never make sense to me.

McSpeedy · 5 months

i love mj

madoog · 5 months

Screenshots pls

ANDpandy · 5 months

man, Michael Jackson was a lot cooler black

trav110 · 5 months

I do not understand people who feel the need to air their dirty laundry on facebook, it just makes them look like an idiot. Keep that shit to yourself.

Domje · 5 months

Y U NO INCLUDE SCREENSHOTS?

http://i.imgur.com/QOKrL.png

[deleted] · 5 months

i want that joy

take_this_username · 5 months

But they probably got laid at the end of it.

Forever alone.

flyheight · 5 months

Were they fighting to get your ex off reddit?

hogger84 · 5 months

Why bother, move on

jediwizardrobot · 5 months

That's pathetic. Facebook is only for reposting reddit links.

Marcob10 · 5 months

This is the stupidest post to ever get over 900 points.

teo5151 · 5 months

I hereby proclaim this .gif overused!

lol_nooo___okmaybe · 5 months

I bet they had crazy make up sex...

Johniehobbes · 5 months

This whole thing just sounds sad

McSmo · 5 months

Let me join you.

TexasWithADollarsign · 5 months

My favorite MJ popcorn GIF

Freesoundjo · 5 months

OK, the OP is here, I just woke up. Let me address some of your concerns. People who are asking for a screenshot, I cannot do it. My ex is also on reddit, and she knows my reddit identity, and I’m sure she checks my account on daily basis.

People who are asking why this is getting so many upvotes, to be honest I myself is really surprised, but I guess so many people have been through a similar situation, and found this to very relevant. What happened is that, while I was watching the shit going down on her profile, I was actually eating popcorn, and I had that creepy smile on my face, suddenly I saw a reflection of myself on the screen, and I was like “OMG .. I look just like Michael Jackson”, I couldn’t stop laughing and decided to share this intimate moment of my life with my fellow redditros. It was so real that I think other people felt it too. It’s really amazing, because sometimes, I spend hours working on a rage comic and it gets me nothing, just a couple of upvotes at max, but sometimes, I just repost one of the most overused gifs on reddit and I make it to the front page !!

Thirdly, yes, I moved on, I just don’t think I should remove her from my fb, we had some good times together, regardless of what happened at the end.

I love you all.

MiddleNameS · 5 months

and you can see him falling for the same stupid shit you did, and you just get to sit there and laugh. great feeling

NabroleonDynamite · 5 months

I.Fucking.Love.Popcorn.

xtian11 · 5 months

Gif caption "here come those sexy toddlers, yey"

BoneyD · 5 months

...and jerking off, obviously?

Aconductor2 · 5 months

Stalker alert----whoop whoop

[deleted] · 5 months

Who over the age of 15 fights with their boyfriend on Facebook? Lol

MrNoiken · 5 months

THIS

WonderPhil92 · 5 months

There's not much worse than someone who chews with their mouth open.

RockySprinkles · 5 months

Chew with your mouth closed! Gah!

thatfatgamer · 5 months

you should have posted a simple "lol" at the end of the fight

zijl · 5 months

THRILLER!!

5ft11flip · 5 months

THRILLLEERR!

cody_au · 5 months

A screenshot is not going to be enough to prove this is real.

However... do a post to the wall with a picture of George Costanza from Seinfeld yelling, "YOU'RE ALL WINNERS" in their thread and you'll make me a true believer.

Also the fallout will be sublime.

[deleted] · 5 months

If he is her ex and you are her bf, why would she waste another second on him? I would be offended.

ericmm76 · 5 months

Try not to picture the make-up sex.

...

Sorry.

BronxBombers · 5 months

Pics or GTFO

jeni_cote · 5 months

SHOW IT ALREADY. IT'S BEEN 8 HOURS, DAMMIT.

MrTulip · 5 months

and you submit this stale animated gif instead of the conversation? and it makes frontpage?

SeraphicRage · 5 months

I HAVE BEEN SAVING THIS GIF FOR A RAINY DAY OF KARMA...

upvotes to you sir...

GoGoGadge7 · 5 months

Was it good for you to?

bluewhat · 5 months

You should just not give a fuck. If you spend the night stalking your ex, I have bad news for you...

Gullyvuhr · 5 months

Time to move on.

ilovegeorgebush · 5 months

Why? Sounds like someones living in the past, man.

Wh0r3b1tc4 · 5 months

lmao! XD Just sit back, and enjoy the ride...

iownachalkboard7 · 5 months

Yeah, I recently was told by my ex that she had broken one of her legs getting into her fuck-buddy's car while they were both smashed. He put the car in reverse and gunned it while the door was open before she even got in. I mean I feel bad for her... But I really don't. Does that make me a bad person?

babyhamworm · 5 months

This gif always makes me laugh out loud.

akumadiavolo · 5 months

Man, if that's all you have to do maybe you should get a hobby or go out or something.

ak47blackjack · 5 months

You turn into michael Jackson watching child porn?

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 5 months

pics?

UnknownArchive · 5 months

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What I post when I see my friends argue on Facebook	0^coms	11^pts	10^dys	funny
My reaction to the ongoing Limbaugh fallout	1^com	4^pts	21^dys	funny
How I feel as a non-Murican watching the Sandra Fluke left vs. right shit storm	1^com	-1^pt	24^dys	funny
Me, when my coworker starts telling a gay joke in front of our closet-gay co-worker {FIXED}	132^coms	739^pts	27^dys	funny
r/Politics after the State of the Union address	2^coms	67^pts	2^mos	funny
My face every year as the "War on Christmas" debate heats up	12^coms	97^pts	3^mos	atheism
The correct reaction to discovering r/spacedicks	7^coms	21^pts	4^mos	gifs
How it feels reading the comment sections in r/atheism	1^com	10^pts	5^mos	funny
Whenever people start fighting in a FB thread I've commented on...	4^coms	46^pts	5^mos	funny
How I feel about the huge fight between Redditors and F7U12 Mods.	1^com	11^pts	7^mos	funny
How I feel as someone with nothing but student loans in Euro's about the possible collapse of the Euro	6^coms	15^pts	8^mos	pics
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source: karmadecay

[deleted] · 5 months

You define forever alone.

Meatbeef · 5 months

It tastes delicious doesn't it?

atomicoption · 5 months

Like all the things!

TroughLove · 5 months

ahahahaha my ex blocked me so I would just watch this instead!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGnJYMRC9NE

[deleted] · 5 months

This post is stupid and you redditors are stupid for liking it.

funny

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