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[–]Anal_Sunshine 13 points14 points ago

Video of it here.

[–]suggestionsonly 25 points26 points ago

Plinko!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

came here to say that.. ..I am not original..

..go banana!

[–]crazedover 7 points8 points ago

Simpsons did it.

[–]shoffing 5 points6 points ago

neat, this gif again.

[–]malcontented 22 points23 points ago

2 freebies

[–]Do_I_Really 1 point2 points ago

except he would have had to have paid once to get the one that got stuck, paid again to get the second one to drop and then that one hit the freebie out. So only one freebie.

[–]QuickPhix 0 points1 point ago

Threebie

[–]SimilarImage 9 points10 points ago

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1 month nativeofspace You will never get this lucky here 165 735
2 months fangtheunwashed 3 for the price of 1 jackpot /r/gifs 82 829
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[–]poopitypong 3 points4 points ago

KARMA DECAY. First time I saw this I think it was called you'll never get this lucky

[–]cactuspup 1 point2 points ago

What the hell kind of sodas are those?!

[–]Spaztic_monkey 1 point2 points ago

It's in the UK. It's fruit 'juice'.

[–]daxq27 1 point2 points ago

Triple Kill!

[–]ShakeableHippo 4 points5 points ago

Wouldn't be threebie?

[–]KryptosV2 0 points1 point ago

Not if they tried to get the orange juice/soda in the first place.

[–]ShakeableHippo 0 points1 point ago

Then he/she has serious skill to know which drink to choose.

[–]Blitzwire 2 points3 points ago

All I can think of is..

TRIPLE KILL!

[–]binarypower 1 point2 points ago

Freebies!

FTFY

[–]EtGE 0 points1 point ago

I'm not religious, but if I ever wanted proof of a god, that would have been it.. O_O

[–]gospy55 0 points1 point ago

I can't describe the envy that fills my veins right now.

[–]jxj24 1 point2 points ago

THREEPEAT!!!

[–]GuyarV 1 point2 points ago

No lil wanye refs please

[–]Nebz604 -1 points0 points ago

lil wayne?

This is a term I have heard in sports for longer than wayne has been alive.

[–]cracktacular 0 points1 point ago

Nearly didn't catch the pepsi that came out at well. Fucking score!

[–]alexk204 0 points1 point ago

double freebie

[–]Dalzeil 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I hate those machines. Someone in my class got a free Mountain Dew the other day because it was in the way of my Red Gatorade. I feel bad for whoever originally didn't get it, though.

[–]AVerbalAffair 0 points1 point ago

threebie!!!

[–]Healdeguard 0 points1 point ago

AND... Sudden plot twist!

[–]delebird 0 points1 point ago

What a twist!

[–]ziggysmallsFTW 0 points1 point ago

its like you hit the jackpot playing slots!

[–]DaBoel 0 points1 point ago

I love how the bottle twists while falling

[–]DesertOTReal 0 points1 point ago

I read the title as ferbie and was searching for a little hamster owl in the back of the vending machine. I feel silly.

[–]redditcontrol 0 points1 point ago

You wouldn't download a soda!

[–]IHateHumans 0 points1 point ago

DOUBLE FREEBIE!

TRIPLE FREEBIE!

[–]Lord_Nuke 0 points1 point ago

FREETACULAR!

FREEBIE SPREE!

M-M-M-MONSTER FREEBIE!

[–]ganonthesage 0 points1 point ago

GODLIKE!

[–]crispyhexagons 0 points1 point ago

Is that Derp cola???

[–]mc_1260 0 points1 point ago

TRIPLE KILL

[–]munge_me_not 0 points1 point ago

FINALLY! After all those horrific posts of one, two, three and five items stuck in the vending machines, a happy ending!

[–]burningbobinhell 0 points1 point ago

it looks like the orange drink is called derp haha

[–]Ef7you12 0 points1 point ago

I seen the first and I was like WOAH. Then I seen the second and was like OMG double freebie all the way!!!

[–]asmalldrinkofmilk 0 points1 point ago

Win!

[–]ZombieLiquid 0 points1 point ago

Amazing feeling. Except that usually is me who would get their drink stuck.

[–]Mrmeat31 0 points1 point ago

I believe that was a threebie.

[–]CrawdadMelanoma 0 points1 point ago

This is the most satisfying gif.

[–]pnutbuttaslap 0 points1 point ago

I don't always snag a bargain, but when I do, I prefer dos freebies.

[–]goodbyeart 0 points1 point ago

[–]DudeOverdosed 0 points1 point ago

Triple kill!

[–]chomans91 0 points1 point ago

Its Peggie IRL

[–]L8Knight 0 points1 point ago

Useful shot lad, useful.

[–]DeathBat51108 0 points1 point ago

Fucking. Repost.

[–]ChessenClook 0 points1 point ago

SUCCESS WIN!

[–]BlckMrkt 0 points1 point ago

Those vending machines are notorious for freebies. We used to have one at work, all Snapple on the top row. A coworker gave the machine a hearty shake and every single Snapple on the top row fell down. Free drank!!!

[–]akubar 0 points1 point ago

doublekill

[–]SitnaltaPhix 0 points1 point ago

I love those kind of machines. If you firmly shake it you'll eventually hit upon a sympathetic frequency and drinks tumble out.

Not that I do that... but.. well... if you're working late and you don't care to spend $1.50 on flavored sugar water...

[–]Jeremy56x 0 points1 point ago

Double kill!

[–]GuyarV 0 points1 point ago

Collateral +50

[–]Swww 0 points1 point ago

TRIPLE KILL

[–]Authoritator 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]_Smokey_ -1 points0 points ago

Gotta love Super Mario RPG

[–]fran13r -1 points0 points ago

I guess i'm rather "glass half empty" man today, i just thought of the 2 poor people that paid for the stuff these guys got.

It's awesome to get 3 for 1, but it sucks to get nothing :(

[–]Dante9934 -4 points-3 points ago

Never expected for anyone to get water from a vending machine.

[–]EnPii 1 point2 points ago

I think it's just that the water happened to be right above the hanging orange drink. If you notice, there seems to be a pretty good amount of water in there :P

[–]blucheez -5 points-4 points ago

Sodas no one gives a shit about, or has ever heard about? Lame.

[–]Spaztic_monkey 0 points1 point ago

It isn't 'soda' idiot. It's a well know brand of water/fruit juice in the UK.

[–]blucheez -5 points-4 points ago

Sounds like a healthy alternative, idiot. A healthy alternative that no one in the USA gives a shit about.

[–]Spaztic_monkey 4 points5 points ago*

Oh well if no-one in the USA gives a shit about it then clearly it doesn't matter.

/s

[–]blucheez -4 points-3 points ago

correct.

[–]Pocket_Asian101 -1 points0 points ago

Wombo Combo!