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[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Ron fucking Swanson.

The epitome of a man.

[–]CJS14 5 points6 points ago

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Eating steaks, drinking whiskey and watching A Bridge on the River Kwai.

[–]radagasthebrown 1 point2 points ago

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Somebody make one of those page-a-day calendar things. I'll fucking buy it off you.

[–]Vessix 0 points1 point ago

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But he may not have a fishing license! And if you're in America like Ron Swanson, fishing without a license is arrest-worthy.

[–]squiggothhunter 0 points1 point ago

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He should be finding a woman who cooks eggs and bacon anyways. And is a brunette

[–]suburbskid 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen Ron play other roles in movies, but he will never be any one else besides Ron Fucking Swanson.

[–]baconated 0 points1 point ago

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[–]IsayNigel 0 points1 point ago

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Swansonisms.

[–]cjv89 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Alond 0 points1 point ago

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Then the man sees u freast every day. So kills u and takes ur fish. Moral of the story teach him to fish so he doesn't bother u again

[–]broadband_banana 0 points1 point ago

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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a night. Catch a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

[–]eso_logic 0 points1 point ago

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This is not from any episode of parks and rec.

[–]HeraldZoid 1 point2 points ago

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Ron Swanson is the leader of the Pawnee Rangers. There is no way he would agree with the statement in this picture.

[–]theghostofme -1 points0 points ago

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So, is it like Ron Swanson week on Reddit? Not that I mind, but, I mean, c'mon. At least don't make it so obvious that you're just hopping on the karma train.

[–]uranus86[S] 0 points1 point ago

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It's Ron Swanson week every week, he's the epitome of what every man wants to be like. If you don't like him, well that's not my fault is it.

[–]iheartrms -1 points0 points ago

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Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

[–]evanalmighty19 -1 points0 points ago

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give a man a fish and feed him for a day teach a man to fish and lose out on an extremely prosperous business opportunity