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[–]Knale 72 points73 points ago

Pulls through like a trooper.

[–]braindonut 40 points41 points ago

You'll never walk alone.... because you'll have a guide dog.

[–]unikingdinomaster 1 point2 points ago

You deserve more karma. That was really clever!

[–]DialSquare 20 points21 points ago

It's from last month when Liverpool won the Carling Cup final against Cardiff City, in case anyone is interested in the context.

[–]desmondsdecker 2 points3 points ago

"Charlie Adams. And he has missed by a country mile!!!"

[–]complexcarbohydrate 2 points3 points ago

*Charlie Adam. But no harm intended, mate.

[–]desmondsdecker 2 points3 points ago

Cheers. I have Inter flair in r/soccer haha

[–]DialSquare 1 point2 points ago

Judging by his recent form I bet there won't be too many Liverpool supporters sad to see him out for the rest of the season.

[–]muffinmonk 1 point2 points ago

Well, he's not liked but we don't like that he's injured either. YNWA for as long as he wears that shirt.

[–]WinstonsTasteGood 1 point2 points ago

I'm glad to read that this was at a soccer game. My first guess was this was at a soccer game, and my second guess was at a mega-church.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

Indeed, the problem with Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.

[–]Matub 18 points19 points ago

YEAHH doink Fuck...ow...yeeaaaAAAAAAAAAH

[–]TheGiantTurd 3 points4 points ago

I also like how he swings that finger. He's like fuck yea, still going.

[–]FredL2 47 points48 points ago

This might be the best visual metaphor for anal sex I've ever seen.

[–]climbtree 39 points40 points ago

Doing it really wrong if you jab a kid in the eye

[–]Misir88 10 points11 points ago

I think he'll have poked his other out voluntarily having watched their past few games.

[–]MrWasabi 3 points4 points ago

Worst thing that can happen when fapping.

[–]aggisu 2 points3 points ago

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

[–]Mushyyy 2 points3 points ago

HEY YOUUUU GUYYYYYYYSSS

[–]velvethammer44 2 points3 points ago

Awesome kid is awesome.

[–]pepperman7 2 points3 points ago

The infancy of the Truffle Shuffle

[–]amadea56 1 point2 points ago

For all the redditors who don't watch SportsCenter..

[–]weagle11 5 points6 points ago

For all the redditors who haven't seen this 100 times before

[–]szlafarski 1 point2 points ago

YNWA!!!

[–]theonlyjohn 1 point2 points ago

I once went to smack my friend's ass (both male, don't ask) as hard as I could. I succeeded, but my follow through caused my hand to come around and slap myself in the balls. I was on the floor not a moment later.

[–]DubaliciousDubs 1 point2 points ago

[–]juliejuju 1 point2 points ago

STOP HITTING YOURSELF!!!!

[–]Dave_Rules 0 points1 point ago

That's what I feel like whenever I see a repost like this...

[–]Lord_Fluffykins 0 points1 point ago

I've not only done this before but also in the process managed to completely dislodged the contact lens from the eye I whacked myself in making the situation even more embarrassing.

[–]anf1eld 0 points1 point ago

sums up our season in a nutshell.

[–]DemonMuffins 0 points1 point ago

Partying too hard.

[–]OrderlyToaster 0 points1 point ago

i've done this way too many times

[–]mickgriddle 0 points1 point ago

That's how you commit.

[–]TrollorT 0 points1 point ago

What is he cheering about, he does realize he supports Liverpool

[–]Profffffesorchaos 0 points1 point ago

He is my HERO!

[–]KiwiBait 0 points1 point ago

could be the best thing i've ever seen

[–]DizeazedFly 0 points1 point ago

I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING, BUT I'M EXCITED!

[–]amontes92 0 points1 point ago

blame it on rooney

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Arching-Overhead 0 points1 point ago

"So you were that young when you were blinded?? Tell me, how did it happen?"

[–]Iamgoingtooffendyou 0 points1 point ago

Do the truffle shuffle!

[–]amusdd 0 points1 point ago

If there wasn't a concert going on or whatever is going on there, he probably would have started crying and other annoying kid stuff.

[–]Squa7ch 0 points1 point ago

looks like the kid from The Goonies, Chunk or whatever.

[–]reddust174 -2 points-1 points ago

Even if this was an unintentional repost, it was TOP 10 on SportsCenter do you really think it wasn't posted on reddit first?

[–]savagestarshine 0 points1 point ago

ah gawdammit i do shit like this all the time. at least i mind it less now 'cause my BF looks so cute when he's chuckling, and even cuter when he's losing it.

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[–]Scrooge0791 6 points7 points ago*

Nope, that was at the Carling Cup final against Cardiff.

Edit: Well, you fixed your mistake.

[–]doctorcon 1 point2 points ago

Liverpool and Cardiff. Liverpool just won the final. Man U fans....

[–]Scrooge0791 0 points1 point ago

He edited it. At first it was "That kid is at a Man U game." I'm a Liverpool fan, Scooter. ;)

[–]dsgm1984 -3 points-2 points ago

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERP!