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[–]Nohare 57 points58 points ago

[–]psychroclasm 19 points20 points ago

I know it's unrelated, but my browser froze halfway through, but the sound didn't stop. Twitch

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

NOPE.

[–]imARidge 12 points13 points ago

I see your "NOPE", and raise you a "NOT EVER".

[–]Man_with_the_Fedora 3 points4 points ago

I see your "NOT EVER", and raise you a "NOT EVEN ONCE"

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 1 point2 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]GuerreroDelAura 0 points1 point ago

I see your "NOT EVEN ONCE" and raise you a "Fuck that, I'm not watching more than two seconds"

[–]ziplokk 1 point2 points ago

"Not once, Not eva"

[–]shaunofthekemp 0 points1 point ago*

EDIT: got mad about repost

[–]ziplokk -2 points-1 points ago

Well I see your bet and you're gonna regret, 'cuz I'm the best that's ever been.

[–]lawlesskenny 4 points5 points ago

That's okay, I didn't need to sleep ever again anyways...

[–]Jaboomaphoo 3 points4 points ago

That's so creepy I don't even know what to do with myself. Well I'm gonna start by changing my pants but after that I don't know

[–]Austin116 2 points3 points ago

Raises finger, opens mouth ... Drops hand, closes mouth, walks away

[–]Zhang5 2 points3 points ago

[–]Deimos56 2 points3 points ago

You people are trying to punish me for being on Reddit before going to sleep, aren't you? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Zhang5 1 point2 points ago

You're punishing yourself.

[–]Deimos56 1 point2 points ago

I suppose I can't argue with that...

[–]RainbowPopsicle 1 point2 points ago

My kids love this video!

[–]ariheretic 1 point2 points ago

Welllp.

That's enough Internet for me today.

[–]wtf-did-i-just-watch 1 point2 points ago

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[–]TurtleTape 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh so much more than it should have.

[–]Pinky01 0 points1 point ago

And has been posted to /r/ creepy many times ><

[–]NotJayneCobb 0 points1 point ago

There's a 10 minute version of this. I watched it once, all the way thru, no distractions. Felt like a boss. Felt like I wasted 10 minutes of my life in a pointless endurance test.

[–]alexyfu 11 points12 points ago

[–]A_Stoned_Saint 2 points3 points ago

I've seen this probably 70 times and it never gets old.

[–]alaskanskwerl 5 points6 points ago

I like how their faces go back to normal after each transition.

[–]FlowchartDelicious 0 points1 point ago

makes it all the more worthy of a wtf

[–]munge_me_not 13 points14 points ago

Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? WHO'S THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST SHIT TWINKLE TOED COCK SUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?! NOBODY HUH?! THE FAIRY FUCKING GODMOTHER SAID IT! OUT-FUCKING-STANDING! I WILL PT YOU ALL UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE! I'LL PT YOU ALL UNTIL YOUR ASSHOLES ARE SUCKING BUTTERMILK!

[–]Hornady1991 8 points9 points ago

WAS IT YOU, YOU SCROUNGY LITTLE FUCK, HUH!?

[–]goinunder0390 9 points10 points ago

IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN THE CRACK OF YOUR MOMMA'S ASS AND ENDED UP AS A BROWN STAIN ON THE MATTRESS!

I THINK YOU BEEN CHEATED!

[–]NovaMouser 18 points19 points ago

I enjoyed Full Metal Jacket.

[–]Hornady1991 4 points5 points ago

WHERE IN THE HELL ARE YOU FROM ANYWAY PRIVATE?

[–]keegtraw 1 point2 points ago

ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS

[–]madeintheuk 3 points4 points ago

BULLSHIT, YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDENHOSE!

[–]CyberSoldier8 0 points1 point ago

WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? I'M ASKIN THE FUCKIN QUESTIONS AROUND HERE PRIVATE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

[–]DNAhelicase 6 points7 points ago

That was a lot creepier than I expected...

[–]lkraven 2 points3 points ago

Nightmare fuel.

[–]SimilarImage 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Amosis 1 point2 points ago

[–]atleastitsnotaids 1 point2 points ago

Oh you...laddergoat you so random.

[–]havi9 1 point2 points ago

How dare you mess with the gunny's face!

[–]SlimPikinZ 1 point2 points ago

4chan repost.

[–]Silas13013 1 point2 points ago

[–]hivemonkey 1 point2 points ago

I came here to upvote the first link to that video I saw.

[–]toeknee0126 1 point2 points ago

I posted the original youtube video here months ago. It didn't get much attention though, guess no one saw it

[–]damendred 0 points1 point ago

It's been on the front page dozens of times, either as gif or as video, and i'm sure even more times where it never got any upvotes, it's just law of averages someone gets lucky and it takes off.

[–]overkill 1 point2 points ago

Fucking hell. I was sipping a glass of water when I clicked on that. Water everywhere. 2 upvotes for you sir.

[–]PrincessPi 0 points1 point ago

That is just so many shades of wrong.

[–]MrCrudley 0 points1 point ago

[–]UltraMegaMegaMan 0 points1 point ago

So does anyone know how to make a .gif your desktop background?

[–]BulletBilll 0 points1 point ago

It's actually fairly easy.

[–]TheFlounder 0 points1 point ago

Didn't want to sleep tonight anyhow.

[–]imARidge 0 points1 point ago

What's that? Peaceful dreams? No, I'm good; thanks anyways, though.

[–]marklarsen 0 points1 point ago

Well, what do we have here? A fucking comedian. Private Joker.

[–]JabasMyBitch 0 points1 point ago

why is this happening

[–]azrofox 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHA

[–]pantsabovewaist 0 points1 point ago

Where the fuck did his glasses go??

[–]yukisho 0 points1 point ago

I don't care how creepy that is, I want one of those masks.

[–]stemgang 0 points1 point ago

Full Metal Jacket hit theaters 25 years ago.

[–]Runthru402 0 points1 point ago

i shall sleep no more

[–]CyberSoldier8 0 points1 point ago

YOU DON'T SCARE ME, WORK ON IT.

[–]Sirtroz 0 points1 point ago

daaaaawwwwww

[–]Jetmann114 0 points1 point ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/qvhe4/full_metal_uh/

I already did this

fuck you karma thief

[–]therealatri 0 points1 point ago

needs more tongue parasite.

[–]mrtucker 0 points1 point ago

I feel there should have been a "you won't sleep tonight" warning.

[–]CptSquiggle 0 points1 point ago

happier.. and with your mouth more open.

[–]Guitarlife18 0 points1 point ago

Rather terrifying.

[–]cloudfoot3000 0 points1 point ago

i had the beegees' "stayin' alive" playing when i opened this. it works.

[–]Earth_bound_misfit 0 points1 point ago

It's 2:38,am and I'm all alone in the living room (watching knocked up) ...I'm super scared now :[

[–]Bio_Hazardous 0 points1 point ago

I am horrified by this.

[–]Franklyconcerned 0 points1 point ago

Creepiest thing I have ever seen ever, worse than space dicks...alright not that bad but seriously, going to have nightmares

[–]hajibaninja 0 points1 point ago

PRIVATE PILE

[–]RoscoeMG 0 points1 point ago

Defek?

[–]hdadeathly 0 points1 point ago

Holy fuck.

[–]yankees8198 0 points1 point ago

it gets creepier every time it plays....

[–]Cold_August 1 point2 points ago

And every time its reposted?

[–]CheesySauce 0 points1 point ago

These are the mannequins here in Thailand. The face part of course.

[–]SavageColdness 0 points1 point ago

I lolled.

[–]SadStatueOfLiberty 0 points1 point ago

What's this from?

[–]mosesh 9 points10 points ago

Full Metal Jacket. Watch it. Now.

[–]Phrenzy 2 points3 points ago

now?

[–]ignore_this_comment 5 points6 points ago

Now.

[–]RaineRisin 0 points1 point ago

Ignore that comment ^

[–]NovaMouser 1 point2 points ago

What they might not be telling you is that this is doctored. They have normal faces in the movie if you weren't sure.

[–]SadStatueOfLiberty 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, that's what I meant....I don't remember this for the movie

[–]keegtraw 0 points1 point ago

[–]SadStatueOfLiberty 0 points1 point ago

Thanks! Goddamn I must rewatch this movie

[–]Rasket -2 points-1 points ago

(xpost from 5 years ago)

FTFY

[–]damendred -1 points0 points ago

C'mon now, it's been reposted so many times since then.

[–]PourousTie -1 points0 points ago

[–]pantallica_51 -2 points-1 points ago

Crap