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Hardcore parkour (i.imgur.com)

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[–]GanymedeRockLobster 28 points29 points ago*

Reminds me of Wolverine a bit. EDIT: I did some MSPaint-Fu. The Squirrelverine

[–]thoroughbread 2 points3 points ago

Perfection.

[–]elliotderp 39 points40 points ago

If that squirrel landed out of no where and looked at me like that I'd run.

[–]Almost_Ascended 18 points19 points ago

Lands out of no where?

Iron Squirrel

[–]StarvingSquirrel 0 points1 point ago

Before I clicked on your image link I saw this in my head!

[–]vnkid 0 points1 point ago

I thought you were about to link "armored knight squirrel".

[–]I_Pee_Sitting_Up 0 points1 point ago

I'm ashamed to admit that I actually bought one of those comics as a kid. At least I think I did. I definitely recall seeing it in the comic book shop....not sure if I actually paid money for that shit.

[–]inormallyjustlurkbut 15 points16 points ago

Squirrels will fuck you up.

[–]chili_cheese_dog 9 points10 points ago

squirrel fight

[–]fearsomehandof4 1 point2 points ago

Fighter are you ready? Fighter are you ready? Bring it on!

[–]shadowfreak 0 points1 point ago

Oh nostalgia..

[–]jackgb 6 points7 points ago

The Arch Enemy

[–]chili_cheese_dog 6 points7 points ago

the voyeuristic neighbor

[–]ailee43 17 points18 points ago

Squirrels have werewolf hands. I just wanted to put that out there.

You know, for awareness.

Also, raccoons: http://gifs.gifbin.com/1239354413_hmm1.gif

[–]Jonovision 2 points3 points ago

Poor little guy's hungry like the wolf..

[–]WilsonsWarbler 1 point2 points ago

That was strangely terrifying.

[–]eluuk 18 points19 points ago

Just one of the Chipmunks playing Mirror's Edge.

[–]elliotderp 14 points15 points ago

Squirrels

[–]inormallyjustlurkbut 11 points12 points ago

After a quick wikipedia search, TIL all chipmunks are squirrels, but not all squirrels are chipmunks.

I used to think they were two entirely different animals.

[–]A_True_Hipster 4 points5 points ago

Which begs the question, do they ask "Would you like chips with that?" at McDonald's in England?

[–]frcepeda 6 points7 points ago

http://begthequestion.info/

[–]Deddan 1 point2 points ago

No, because those aren't chips, those are fries.

Not a huge difference, mostly in the cut.

[–]Megadanxzero 1 point2 points ago

They also don't ever seem to ask if you want fries anyway, or at least I've never experience it. It's always just "Is that a meal?" or something similar to encourage you to get the whole meal, rather than just extra fries.

[–]Deddan 0 points1 point ago

Hm that's true actually. I've not been there in years, so not sure..

Maybe I've never heard it because I've usually ordered fries with it anyway.

[–]JimmyBananers 5 points6 points ago

I tried...

[–]JuanJuanLeprechaun 0 points1 point ago

I'd play that. That could be a potentially interesting game.

[–]Shitty_Watercolour 105 points106 points ago

http://shittywatercolour.com/post/20013114481

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

How do you have time for this!?!

[–]MayorEmanuel 51 points52 points ago

He doesn't put a lot of effort into it.

[–]FECAL_ATTRACTION 16 points17 points ago

I would say he puts in just the right amount of effort.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 7 points8 points ago

What's with the influx of users, with a disgusting username (like myself), who comments on everything?

POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS or I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD just off the top of my head.

[–]stufff 6 points7 points ago

I feel like I need to change my name to INFECTED_BALLSACK or something in order to get noticed around here.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 8 points9 points ago

How about JOLLY_RANCHER_MILKSHAKE?

edit: I gagged at my own creation.

[–]kateastrophic 0 points1 point ago

I hope by "creation," you just mean the name.

[–]TooSubtle 0 points1 point ago

Oh God.

[–]CranberryBogMonster 1 point2 points ago

You know what they say IMTM:

Sex sells.

Speaking of which, can you respond to my comment in the form of an erotic massage? Never you mind the logical absurdities of that request.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 1 point2 points ago

It does, doesn't it?

Name your price.

[–]CranberryBogMonster 1 point2 points ago

Name my price? Are...are you paying me for the massage? This is the most lopsidedly awesome quasi-legal transaction ever!

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 0 points1 point ago

Haha. I was referring to "Sex sells". As in, name your price so I can have sex with you.

Explaining jokes is just awkward. This is very awkward right now.

[–]ShootStation 0 points1 point ago

AWKWARDDDDD

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 0 points1 point ago

I was about to send you a message saying why you deleted your reply. Turns out you were just changing your reply.

[–]FECAL_ATTRACTION 1 point2 points ago

We are emulating the best of them: you.

In all seriousness though the disgusting username factory was shut down and we're all out of work. We have nothing better to do with ourselves.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 1 point2 points ago

Damn, no wonder I am so poor. I didn't even realize we are out of work!

[–]swimnrow 3 points4 points ago

No, you're the reason they're out of work, you scab.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 0 points1 point ago

I don't know, but I find them threatening.

[–]mastersprinkles 5 points6 points ago

Just enough push to get the job done.

[–]inormallyjustlurkbut 20 points21 points ago

I see you have your own domain name now. Looks like you're moving up in the world.

[–]mastersprinkles 3 points4 points ago

If Shitty_Watercolour show's up. It's a party!

[–]Lurking_Grue 3 points4 points ago

Wow! That is shitty... Just like it said on the tin.

Upvote.

[–]rockystop123 0 points1 point ago

You are getting better.

[–]fanar 1 point2 points ago

dont insult him!

[–]Petrichord 0 points1 point ago

needs to do an AMA

[–]Sunlis -3 points-2 points ago

Expected ads on that page as a scumbag grab at money. Was pleasantly surprised.

[–]rustyanalhook 6 points7 points ago

somebody photo shop this little guy a cape.

[–]alwayz 2 points3 points ago

okay

[–]purpldrank 7 points8 points ago

Oh fuck!

[–]sotheniderped 1 point2 points ago

Redwall right here

[–]Mr_Lobster 0 points1 point ago

I see the Redwallers broke out Martin's sword again.

[–]PotataChipz 5 points6 points ago

I'll just leave this here...

[–]PaperRockBazooka 5 points6 points ago

Assassin's creed IV: Critters

[–]cynicroute 0 points1 point ago

I immediately thought he should be wearing the Assassin's cloak, with a hidden blade on that left paw.

[–]matus2442 10 points11 points ago

can't believe this hasn't been linked yet. the office parkour

[–]Jess_than_three 2 points3 points ago

Parkour! Parkour parkour!

[–]ParkourParkour 5 points6 points ago

Yes?

[–]Jess_than_three 1 point2 points ago

Redditor for two and a half years? Nice! :D

[–]toejam10 3 points4 points ago

I've always said that parkour is a squirrel's life

[–]Internaut_Joe 6 points7 points ago

Hardkour

[–]Megadanxzero -1 points0 points ago

Parkcore?

[–]Fly-By 2 points3 points ago

Can't wait to see what's on the other side of the fence.

[–]chili_cheese_dog 2 points3 points ago

Well, actually

[–]muellkonto 2 points3 points ago

I think I remember seeing this squirrel with all the "Fuck this shit, I'm outta here!" pictures of the panda.

[–]Cancerslug 2 points3 points ago

Fuck yeah tough squirrel is tough Tough Squirrel

[–]h-ck 2 points3 points ago

...Redwall?!

[–]rtaylo 2 points3 points ago

I stole your image and posted it in /r/minecraft :p

[–]finds_original_image 2 points3 points ago*

http://i.imgur.com/l91sB.jpg

[–]tchoob 2 points3 points ago

Sometimes the universe lines up just right.

[–]UsernameNumbers 0 points1 point ago

What are you using/doing that causes "OURZ" and "COMMNTZ"?

[–]tchoob 1 point2 points ago

Preferences > Interface Language > LOL

[–]UsernameNumbers 0 points1 point ago

Ah. Thank you kind sir/madam.

[–]soooHawt 2 points3 points ago

A Dark Knight

[–]KeyboardsEverthing 3 points4 points ago

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               /  6',
       .--.    \  .-'
      /_   \   /  (_
        )   | / `;--'
       /   / /   (
      (    `"    _)_
       `-==-'`

[–]shroomprinter 1 point2 points ago*

Squirrel!

[–]Farfecknugat 1 point2 points ago

They look so cute when they scratch themselves

[–]Friedman89 1 point2 points ago*

does anyone have the picture of the panda in this exact same motion? I swear it exists...

Edit: http://weknowmemes.com/2012/03/fuck-this-shit-panda/ found it

[–]TonyDiGerolamo 1 point2 points ago

That squirrel looks like he's ready for adventure.

[–]reverse_cigol 1 point2 points ago

This begs for photoshop.

[–]darthdalecooper 1 point2 points ago

What's the matter Danny? Never taken a short cut before?

[–]richunclesam 1 point2 points ago

Technically, this is not parkour because it's just the natural way that those critters move. They are biologically adapted to it in ways that humans are not. For instance, the claws, the long body, extreme flexibility, the aerodynamics for long jumps, and "impact resistance." Squirrels have been doing for millennia what humans have only recently decided to declare a sport. Parkour is, essentially, the art of being more squirrel-like.

[–]banderash 1 point2 points ago

You mean hardcour?

[–]StotheBiz 1 point2 points ago

Made me think of this. Lol.

[–]Swimminginthewater 1 point2 points ago

Armour Lock

[–]ziuziak 1 point2 points ago

He's done

[–]tuxedojacob 1 point2 points ago

Gainer!

[–]Y_Ampersand 2 points3 points ago

Into the trash can. Hardcore Parkour!!!

[–]buttguy 1 point2 points ago

Someone needs to put that squirrel in a Batman costume

[–]oopsIpoppedit 1 point2 points ago

Photoshop a batman outfit on that beast!

[–]NudeTayneMNW 0 points1 point ago

Please! Someone has to!

[–]jyz002 0 points1 point ago

Mega squirrel

[–]Even_Adder 0 points1 point ago

I just realized squirrels would make a cool addition to Overgrowth.

[–]ChronicLegend 0 points1 point ago

Somebody photoshop a hiddenblade in it's little paw...

[–]pray_for_me 0 points1 point ago

Rescue rangers!

[–]oDFx 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he's poised to throw an uppercut.

[–]StendhalSyndrome 0 points1 point ago

I heard they were running along fences and bouncing off trees before it was cool....

[–]Fuckin_Hipster 1 point2 points ago

What are you getting at?

[–]StendhalSyndrome 0 points1 point ago

I lol'd

[–]dsaavedra 0 points1 point ago

Someone write "FUCK THIS SHIT" on this picture quick.

[–]DemonMuffins 0 points1 point ago

Mirror's edge shit up in this rural neighborhood.

[–]Horeechitt555 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking more along the lines of gears of war. He looks like he's jumping from his cover.

[–]AlludingIllusion 0 points1 point ago

"I got this!!!"

[–]Magrippinho 0 points1 point ago

It's like the fence owes him money or something.

[–]wasabi21 0 points1 point ago

10 minutes ago I was walking down the street thinking about how funny hardcore parkour sounds... Great minds think alike good sir.

[–]daggius 0 points1 point ago

Lmao that clenched fist

[–]ChocoBerryOwlMaster 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to put that squirrel in an Ezio costume.

[–]_Mattman_ 0 points1 point ago

Iron Squirrel! Squirrel... Man. Squiron... Mirrel. I don't know.

[–]ObscuredOne 0 points1 point ago

Squirrelcore!

[–]cas1306 0 points1 point ago

My squirrel does this every time I scratch her chin.

[–]aberas 0 points1 point ago

Poor guy... sure it's gonna miss his balls.

[–]akpak 0 points1 point ago

I think you mean "Hardkour"

[–]rindindin 0 points1 point ago

Squirrel Tactics!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

THATS NUTS!

[–]TrogdorLLC 0 points1 point ago

Looks like someone's bringing an ass-whuppin' with them.

"I'm here to eat acorns and kick ass, and I'm all outta acorns!"

[–]IggnintThug 0 points1 point ago

aaayyeee hahaha dat squirrel lookin like Irons Man n shit hahaha

[–]dalesd 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure parkour was invented by squirrels.

[–]HappyHappyist 0 points1 point ago

He's coming right at you.

[–]SoThenISays 0 points1 point ago

I've got this squirrel family (The Fredricksons) living in my backyard, and watching them run around in trees is seriously like watching cirque du soleil with tails. Squirrels are the original parkour.

[–]RevWaldo 0 points1 point ago

Yap at me willya ya fuggin' mangy two-bit pooch? I'll murdulize ya!!

[–]pedrohim 0 points1 point ago

I prefer: Squirrel beating the shit out of a fence.

[–]Rome3 0 points1 point ago

Look at the ferocity in his eyes

[–]AKBenjo 0 points1 point ago

Wow, what a great shot, upvote for awesome.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]UsernameNumbers 0 points1 point ago

You've got the 360s down, but I think the squirrel still has you beat.

[–]BowtheMan89 0 points1 point ago

*Hardcour parkour

[–]miX_ 0 points1 point ago

Hardkour.

[–]zeonIII 0 points1 point ago

HADUKEN

[–]chesefarmer 0 points1 point ago

Hardcour

[–]YouEatBabies 0 points1 point ago

This is all I could think of.

[–]I_trust_you 0 points1 point ago

Squirrels are the ninja of the animal kingdom. One day, we will all be bowing to them.

[–]raymurda 0 points1 point ago

best picture ever!

[–]ullshalk 0 points1 point ago

Such wonderful taxidermy!

[–]JustAT-Rex 0 points1 point ago

He's got to get home before his parents so they still think he's sick.

[–]lychee-twist 0 points1 point ago

Or, you know, scratching his cheek. I suppose that's way less exciting than the idea of squirrel parkour, though.

[–]Beanswaggle 0 points1 point ago

The animals from overgrowth has come to life!

[–]mantal 0 points1 point ago

He's not the hero the woods deserve but the one it needs.

[–]deusossus 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a Locust from Gears of War vaulting over a chest high wall.

[–]SkyZero 0 points1 point ago

Having some fun with it.

[–]whitmell -3 points-2 points ago

Anybody else from r/parkour see this and cringe from the title?

[–]Pawl_The_Cone 1 point2 points ago

Nope.

Saw it, clicked link, smiled.

[–]Copaseticbob -1 points0 points ago

I've never wanted to photoshop something so bad....

[–]thenikmarr -1 points0 points ago

This is relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl9VL6nQ3DQ

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Squirrels are such amazing creatures.

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